Piranhas also want to hug [Interstellar]

It didn't take much time to finish the roasted whole lamb, Cheng Anlang brought up the roasted whole ox, and Cheng Dahua continued to eat without stopping.

These people in the live broadcast room called their friends to watch through social software, and there were waves of posts about Cheng Dahua on the website, and there were more and more people.

"Fuck, this is the third one, it's awesome!"

"And these things are so big, not because they are close to the camera, but because they are already big."

"I want to eat too! Where can I buy it!

"Eating meat alone is not nutritionally balanced. Does the master just care about making money and doesn't care about the body of the mutant beast?"

"The one above is sick? Didn't you see that it's a flower? It has roots and can absorb nutrients from the soil!"

"I am really convinced by this statement."

After the roasted whole cow was finished, the last roasted whole pig was brought up.

"Looking at it eating so much and being so excited, I don't even feel greasy at all!"

"It's really happy to eat. It's not like other food broadcasts that eat until the end. It really likes to eat and enjoys the process of eating."

"Followed! Followed!"

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room rose rapidly like a rocket, and finally rose to No.3 in the food and broadcast category!

Although Cheng Dahua ate deliciously, Cheng Anlang was on the verge of dying. Although he only tore off a little bit each time, he couldn't resist tearing up three in a row. You may never eat meat again.

Cheng Dahua finished the last roast suckling pig, and it stuck out its tongue and snarled like a normal person.

"This is so fucking amazing, this amount of food can definitely rank high in the food and broadcasting world!"

"Relying on the fact that I am a plant without a digestive system, I dare to pretend so much, it's amazing!"

After Cheng Dahua finished eating, he didn't turn off the live broadcast immediately. Cheng Anlang peeled five or six bubble gums and threw them into Cheng Dahua's mouth, letting him perform his traditional performance.

"What is it doing, eating bubble gum?"

Cheng Dahua moved his mouth twice, and suddenly slowly blew out a pink bubble, which formed a sharp contrast with its swarthy head.

"This fucking blows bubbles???"

"It blows heart-shaped smoke during the mutant beast competition..."

"What's the matter with being a little cute..."

The bubbles got bigger and bigger, and suddenly there was a "pop--", the bubbles exploded, covering Cheng Dahua's face, and Cheng Dahua instantly changed from a black flower to a pink flower.

Cheng Anlang: ...It has to wash its hair again.

Cheng Anlang coughed, and said softly outside the camera: "That's it for today, and we will broadcast live again at four o'clock tomorrow, thank you for watching..."

Cheng Dahua waved the leaf towards the camera with her big pink face, and Cheng Anlang turned off the live broadcast room amidst the barrage of reluctance.

He widened his eyes when he saw the income in the background: This is too much!

The money he earned today can not only buy a mid-level mech, but he can even pay back the money for the golden flower pot in one go!

Cheng Anlang yelled at Cheng Dahua: "We made Dahua! We got rich!"

"Ouch!"

Cheng Dahua squeezed over and looked at a series of star coins

Ao Dao, so my charm is so great!

Cheng Anlang exited the live broadcast room and returned to the homepage of Lujin Sauce.

Cheng Anlang: ...

He knew why there were so many people in the live broadcast room all of a sudden!

The advertisement recommendation page at the top of the homepage is the cover of his live broadcast room, and there is a bold title on it.

Mouth strong king cannibal flower!

Cheng Anlang:? ? ?

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Cheng Dahua's eating and broadcasting today attracted a lot of attention. Before nightfall, various social software articles poured out like a waterfall, and various forums were also discussed.

"The new anchor's live broadcast became popular all over the Internet on the first day, it doesn't depend on the appearance, it depends on this!" "

"The only mutant beast eats and broadcasts, the reason is actually! "

"Mutated beasts come to eat and broadcast, is it a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature! "

"The King of the Mouth, the Mouth of the Abyss!" "

"Am I not mistaken, is it really a mutant beast eating and broadcasting?"

"Can you actually see mutant beasts for food and broadcast in your lifetime?"

"In the past, the mutant beast eaters were scolded by those cloud-raised beasts, saying that they abused the mutant beast. Now it's all right, and a person without a digestive system came directly?"

"So in the end, did anyone tell me where he bought the roasted whole pig, beef and sheep?"

Cheng Anlang's live broadcast has been ringing all day, all of them are seeking cooperation in advertising, and some want to interview.

Cheng Anlang: Is it just the first day? ? ?

But he has no plans to accept an interview. As for the commercials, the people who come to him are not particularly well-known. Cheng Anlang is afraid of dragging down the reputation of the live broadcast room, so he doesn't want to agree.

The money is enough now, and I will continue to earn it tomorrow.

Cheng Anlang opened the anonymous market to look for the seller, but he didn't expect the seller to come to him first when he saw him online.

Seller: I watched your live broadcast.

Cheng Anlang didn't answer his words: ...your baked goods are really delicious.

Seller: Of course, although I only learned a little, but that is enough to beat 80.00% of chefs.

Cheng Anlang: What else do you eat there?

Seller: what do you want?

Cheng Anlang: Anything is fine.

Seller: Grilled skewers?

Cheng Anlang: ... No, I'm afraid it won't taste good if it comes with a sign, and it has no soul without a sign.

Seller: Steamed crabs?

Cheng Anlang: No, it won't be dismantled, and the live broadcast effect won't be good if it is not dismantled...

Seller: Give me a range...

Cheng Anlang: Is there any good-looking and delicious hodgepodge...

Seller: Charcoal-grilled large scallops?I can separate the scallops, put the crab and shrimp on the shells, arrange a ring of crispy fish fillets and ginseng, garnish with vegetables, and finally drizzle with a sauce I stole from home.

Although Cheng Anlang couldn't imagine it, but that statement is still good. After thinking about it, he paid a huge amount of star coins, ordered another soup, and finally asked the seller to put more vegetables so that he would not have to eat with him again. Tired of meat.

Cheng Anlang lay on the bed and reviewed the cognition of the mecha operation panel that he learned a few days ago, and he closed the quilt and fell asleep amidst Cheng Dahua's moaning voice.

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Cheng Anlang carried Cheng Dahua to the Colosseum after finishing the course.

The game was carried out in a still fiery atmosphere.

Cheng Anlangpi

A two-episode chipmunk is assigned, and the scene is still a rocky beach.

A flying camera floats over the Colosseum.

"Come on, come on, this is the mutant beast!"

"Fucking all-rounder in civil and military affairs, he can eat and fight!"

"Ah, ah, cannibal flower, come on!"

"It has a name, it's called Cheng Dahua!"

"Fuck, why is this name so... so... so rustic!"

Cheng Anlang found a flat place to put Cheng Dahua down.

Cheng Anlang: "Be careful this time, don't get the flowerpot stuck again."

"Ow!"

The chipmunk on the opposite side was not allowed to be carried by the owner, but climbed up along the side wall of the battle platform, and the protective cover was erected on the battle platform.

The rocky beach is full of pits and hollows, and the raised rocks block part of the line of sight. Cheng Anlang couldn't see where the little chipmunk was at all...

Cheng Dahua also craned his neck to look left and right.

1 minute passed quickly, the fighting platform was blown by a breeze, there was no movement, only the burning sensation of the flames on the rocks.

Cheng Anlang and Cheng Dahua: Where is the opponent...

Cheng Anlang said to Cheng Dahua: "Be vigilant, lest it sneak attack."

"Ow!"

Cheng Dahua turned his head slowly on the stage, his eyes swept over the edge of the battle stage, and slowly fell to the surrounding flower pots, where there were only gray and hard rocks, and he didn't see anything moving.

Cheng Anlang: Is it possible that there are mutant beasts that can become invisible?There should be a sound if you are invisible, why is there no sound at all, and it is just a second-level chipmunk...

"Has this started yet?"

"Why haven't you started fighting..."

"Where's the chipmunk?"

"I'm still waiting for the piranha to show its might!"

As time passed by, Cheng Anlang and the onlookers were a little anxious.

Cheng Dahua couldn't wait any longer, it jumped forward cautiously, and landed on a slightly crooked rock, where its whole flower was also standing obliquely.

Cheng Anlang's heart skipped a beat, fearing that Cheng Dahua would get stuck again.

Cheng Dahua looked around and jumped forward again, only the sound of it jumping could be heard.

Finally, it is not far from the starting point on the opposite side!

Cheng Dahua's rhizome jumped vigorously, and the sun reflected colorful light on it. Against the light, it crossed a large stretch of rocks and landed on the uneven ground like an angel descending.

Then the flower pot was gently knocked by a small rock——

"Ow—"

"big flower!"

"Bam—"

Cheng Dahua didn't stand still and tilted her body, fell face to the ground, and was stunned for a moment, the substrate in the flowerpot was scattered more than half!

"Ow!"

my pot!My soil!

It was not sad enough, and suddenly heard a rustling sound.

"Ow?"

What is this sound?

It lay on the ground in a fallen posture, looking left and right.

Why does the sound sound like it's coming from below?

Cheng Dahua pressed the leaves on the ground hard, and his whole body bounced like a tumbler with a "whoosh" and shook twice to stand firmly on the ground.

It has not forgotten the substrate sprinkled on the ground. It uses a leaf as a broom and a leaf as a dustpan, carefully scoops up the substrate, and pours it back into its own flowerpot.

Cheng Anlang was speechless: You don't need to be so frugal...

After installing the matrix, Cheng Dahua jumped to the source of the sound, which was a long and thin pit. When he looked inside, the little chipmunk was jumping up and down and digging back and forth.

"Ouch!"

This can all fall!

Cheng Dahua made a mocking cry. It stretched out the leaves and tried to fish it out, but the pit was too deep to reach it.

Cheng Anlang watched Cheng Dahua's movements: This... can this fall into it?

Cheng Dahua pushed in again, and its thin rhizome squeezed a little into the crack.

Just when it was about to reach it, there was a buzzing sound from the battle platform.

Cheng Anlang: What's wrong? ? ?it's over? ? ?Hasn't the fight started yet? ? ?

I only heard the judgment issued by the battle platform: "The game is over, tie——"

Cheng Anlang:? ? ?What the hell is it?