Piranhas also want to hug [Interstellar]

Cheng Anlang peeled off the bubble gum sticky on Cheng Dahua's face, and gave it another piece: "Like a little fool..."

"Ow..."

Cheng Dahua continued to blow happily.

Cheng Anlang puts Cheng Dahua in order, and opens the book "Machine Ranking Match Essentials: It's Not Metaphysics, It's Science!" "

It records in detail various skills, such as participating in times of multiples of three to have a higher winning rate, or praising the school before the game, or pasting the photo of the founder of the mech on the chest, etc.

It is better to believe in what is there than to believe in what is not.Although Cheng Anlang felt that the writing in it was a bit ridiculous, he still planned to try it at nine o'clock in the evening...

He called Dahua into the sea of ​​consciousness, and went to the battle room to modify his mecha.

At this time, there was no one in the battle room, the moon and stars were scarce, and the starlight leaked in from the window. Cheng Anlang turned on the light in the battle room, and the battle room was lit up instantly.

He unpacked the package, took out the hair dryer and amplifier, and took out two manuals.

After the hair dryer is activated, the muzzle will blow a huge gust of wind to the opposite side, and the loudspeaker will amplify your voice in the cockpit.

The cockpit is actually equipped with a communicator. You can directly communicate with the other party through the communicator in the cockpit, but the scope of communication is limited to both sides of the cockpit, and the loudspeaker is installed on the outside of the mech. It can be amplified ten times or even dozens of times through the loudspeaker. The sound can not only directly penetrate the opposite cockpit, but also reach the ears of onlookers. It seems that it has no use other than shouting.

Cheng Anlang participated in the qualifying competition for the first time, and he will be matched with people who are similar to him. Cheng Anlang knows that people with low points and the same low-end mechas can count them with one hand, and basically can push him out. Who were the first few opponents? Cheng Anlang had secretly inquired about the time they participated in the qualifying round. I don't know if they all believed in metaphysics. There are too few people of the same level. If he can't find a suitable person at the time of matching, he will either fail to match or match with a higher score.

So did he install a hair dryer or an amplifier for the first time?

There are too many types of private modification parts and functions, so there are strict restrictions on private modification parts in the qualifying competition. The qualifying competition stipulates that each person can use up to five types of private modification parts, and the number of times each type can be used no more than three times.

As long as you participate in the qualifying match with private modification parts installed, it will be used regardless of whether the round is activated or not.

His basic opponent in the first round was one of those people, and he had quietly watched their usual practice. He felt that if the map wasn't too difficult, his chances of winning were quite high,...

Installing a hair dryer is a bit of a waste...

But what if...

In case of any troublesome map, what should I do if the other party pretends to be a showman on the modified position...

Cheng Anlang propped his chin in thought.

He didn't want to fall in the first round...

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He still knows a little bit about Menhong...

Cheng Anlang gritted his teeth: Forget it, let's install a hair dryer, just in case.

Cheng Anlang endured the distress and entered the data of the hair dryer according to the instruction manual, and connected the hair dryer to the second refitting position.

"drop--"

The light of the mech flashes to get the data, and the modification bit is connected.

Cheng Anlang looked at the time, it was almost nine o'clock...

He entered the cockpit of the mech and took out the "Machine Qualifying Raiders: It's Not Metaphysics, It's Science!" "turned a few pages.

He called up the photo of the founder of the mecha from his brain, and bowed his hands together in front of the photo. He first praised the achievements of the founder of the mecha, and then let out a wave of rainbow farts at the school. When it was nine o'clock, he clicked to enter Qualifying.

"Om-"

A very slight dizziness passed through his mind.

Qualifying is also a virtual battlefield, which will not affect real people or mechs. You can use your real name or remain anonymous. Cheng Anlang chose his real name.

"Matching—please wait—"

After half a minute—

"Hello."

"I know you, you are the flower grower!"

Cheng Anlang: "..."

Cheng Anlang ignored his words: "Are others allowed to watch?"

Opposite: "What do you mean?"

Cheng Anlang was silent for a few seconds: "Forget it."

Anyway, it's the first scene, let's just hide and have fun together...

Opposite: "Okay."

In the qualifying match, the second modification position can be hidden, and it will be displayed when it is used. Cheng Anlang and the second modification position on the opposite side are both hidden.

Cheng Anlang thought to himself: "I don't know what the modification position is, I have to be more vigilant."

Cheng Dahua came out of the sea of ​​consciousness and landed on the co-pilot.

Cheng Anlang and the other side clicked to prepare.

"Scene loading, please wait—"

The scene in front of me slowly emerged, it was a desert!

"Game start--"

As soon as the notification sounded, the other party rushed towards Cheng Anlang like an arrow amidst the flying sand without giving Cheng Anlang a chance to react!

Although the mech was moving forward at a very fast speed, every step was slightly sunk into the sand, and the speed was reduced many times!

Cheng Anlang became nervous when he saw this kind of person rushing forward: "No! I can't get too close to him!"

He quickly pulled down the joystick, and the mech retreated in the frenzied airflow with great difficulty, rolling up huge sand and rocks, and the sand was blown up in the strong wind, blocking the sight of both sides.

Cheng Anlang: "It's moving too slowly!"

Suddenly I heard a "boom--" on the opposite side!

I don't know what was launched, wrapped in a strong wind, piercing through layers of sand and soil!

Cheng Anlang: "It's the second modified position!"

Cheng Anlang couldn't see what the flying thing was at all. He originally wanted to control the mech to jump high and try to avoid those ghosts as much as possible, but he was afraid that if the thing was tracking, his mecha didn't have flying wings. From the beginning, it is difficult to change the course after being tracked.

He could only keep stepping back, looking for opportunities in the gaps where the sand was flying.

The thing launched from the opposite side rushed towards it in the strong wind, and just when Cheng Anlang thought it was going to keep flying, the thing suddenly lost its force and went "boom boom boom" in a parabolic shape.

" hit the flowing sand.

The sand was punched into deep pits, the yellow sand flew up, and was quickly covered by quicksand!

It's not the second modified position, but its five fingers...

The fingers of the mech can be filled with bombs, which are consumable weapons, and they are not easy to control after one use. Cheng Anlang just didn't load them.

Cheng Anlang: "I didn't expect that kid on the other side to install this..."

They were chasing after each other in the sand, and Cheng Dahua sat in the co-pilot with his hands on his back, carefully feeling the massage-like vibration of the pelvic floor.

Cheng Anlang found an opportunity and directly fired a laser at the opposite side!

The laser pierced through the yellow sand all over the sky and flew towards the opposite side. Unexpectedly, the other side was not a vegetarian either. The laser light brushed the arm of the opposite mech and disappeared at the end of the distant horizon!

At this moment, the opposite party also jumped up and fired a laser at Cheng Anlang, carrying another bomb with five fingers!

The laser approached in the blink of an eye, and Cheng Anlang's subordinates quickly operated the cockpit buttons. The wind howled, and the mecha moved with difficulty in the flowing sand, barely avoiding the sweeping lasers and bombs.

"boom--"

Cheng Anlang's inner rejoicing hadn't surged up before he suddenly realized: "Not good!"

The laser and the bomb exploded behind Cheng Anlang, the earth seemed to vibrate for a moment, the sound of the wind was sharp, Cheng Anlang shook violently in the cockpit, and kept manipulating the mecha to leave this area, Cheng Dahua sat in the co-pilot and enjoyed it leisurely, the sand and soil layered like flowing water Layers open!

"It's quicksand!"

The quicksand engulfed the mech's feet silently and quickly like a silent beast!

"Oops!"

Cheng Anlang seemed to have a huge boulder hanging under his feet, no matter how he manipulated it, it was useless, he could only watch helplessly as the mech sank deeper and deeper, until finally his whole foot and half of his calf sunk in, and there was a tendency to continue to sink!

The opposite side is getting closer and closer, the lasers on both sides are not ready, and the bombs on the opposite side have also been used up!

"What is his second modified position!"

The opposite side quickly approached, Gao Gao jumped up and raised his arms to smash Cheng Anlang!

Cheng Anlang quickly raised his arm in a reflexive way, and the mecha sank heavily under the action of force and the swallowing of quicksand!

Alright, half of my body is sunk this time...

On the other side, seeing that the effect he wanted was already there, he jumped back slightly and opened the second modification position.

Cheng Anlang heard the voice from the opposite side coming through the communicator.

The other side said softly: "It's over."

Only a light "bang" was heard.

A round UFO flew over like a catapult.

"What is that!"

Just when the flying object approached Cheng Anlang and was about to explode, Cheng Anlang ignored the three sevens and twenty ones, and directly activated his second modified position!

"call--"

Cheng Anlang's mecha buzzed, and the sand flew up for a moment, and the roaring wind, like an invisible giant beast, directly blew the UFO back with the net-like sand!

The opposite side is too close, there is no time to dodge!

"Wow—"

The UFO split open directly, spilling out a large amount of suspicious transparent objects, mixed with sand all over the sky, and poured it on the opposite mecha!

"!!!

"

Cheng Anlang: "That seems to be—"

It was the all-purpose glue that Cheng Anlang saw in the anonymous market that day!

The glue was splashed on the head, and all the glue was poured on the opposite mecha.

The glue solidified quickly, and the mecha on the opposite side was covered with sand all over its body, looking like a rhubarb man.

All the joints of the mecha were stuck, and the surface was covered by thick yellow sand. The whole mecha was stuck and blunt, unable to move.

An anxious voice came from the opposite side: "What's going on! You modified the hair dryer!"

Cheng Anlang was speechless: "I didn't expect that what you installed was super glue..."

The strong wind blew, and now one of the two people is stuck in the quicksand, and the other is stuck all over.

Neither side can move, they are both waiting...

Waiting for Cheng Anlang to be submerged by the quicksand first or to launch the laser first...

Minutes passed by...

The wind was still strong, and the sand was flying. Cheng Anlang watched as his mech sank deeper and deeper, slowly covering his shoulders and neck...

If the laser is not ready before the top of his head, he will lose...

Opposite: "I didn't expect to decide the winner like this, are you okay..."

Quicksand covered the nose, the eyes...

Cheng Anlang stared at the laser countdown.

The person on the other side was also wiping off his sweat, staring at Cheng Anlang's bare head.

Then watch him slowly...

Slowly submerged by yellow sand...

The person on the opposite side laughed wildly: "Hahaha! After all, it's me—"

Before he finished speaking, the sand in front of him suddenly exploded, and a laser pierced through the sand layer and approached from far and near!

"boom--"

With a loud noise, the big yellow man exploded into countless pieces under a white light!

The fragments drifted away with the strong wind and landed in Cheng Anlang's eyes.

Cheng Anlang emerged from the hole scattered by the laser and let out a long breath: "Fortunately...fortunately..."

A despondent voice came from the opposite side at the moment of the forced exit: "You can fucking go underground—"

Cheng Anlang smiled: "I'm sorry."

"competition is over--"

"Winner: Cheng Anlang—"