Which one is better at learning trash talking skills?

"Xiao An, everyone has gone home, why don't you go back?" In the cafeteria, the aunt who was scooping up vegetables for An Nian asked casually.

"Oh, there's no one at home, so I'm too lazy to go back." An Nian looked indifferent.

Seeing Auntie's expression, she blinked and quickly added: "They have traveled abroad."

The aunt was obviously relieved, and she didn't know what the plot of the miserable TV series was just imagining.

After thinking about it, leaving their daughter behind and going abroad for romance, this couple is also unreliable.

Seeing that Xiaoan is lonely here alone, if I have such a juicy girl, I will definitely love her very much, and I will make a lot of delicious food for her every day, and raise her white and fat, look at this little girl's face , it hurts to be thin.

"Auntie, that's enough, I can't eat it." Anian watched her aunt scoop up a large spoonful of rice, pressed it down hard, and scooped another large spoonful of rice until she couldn't hold it anymore. Loaded her with a lot of meat.

The auntie looked at her, and the love in her eyes was almost overflowing, "You are growing up now, you need nutrition, eat more, eat more, ah."

Then An Nian couldn't say anything.

An Nian was holding the tray, trying to keep his balance. On the tray, the rice was piled up like a hill. The hill was trembling all the time, and An Nian had to work hard to prevent it from collapsing.

When he finally got to his seat, An Nian let out a sigh of relief.

After eating for a while, An Nian felt that it was almost done, but there was still a lot of food left.

"You are growing up, you need to eat more," suddenly a voice rang in her ears.

The other party really cared about her.

Eat some more.

"It's all over, Xiao An is awesome." The aunt looked at the empty plate and gave An Nian a thumbs up.

An Nian felt uncomfortable in her stomach at this time, but seeing her aunt happy, she felt less uncomfortable again.

"All finished? Our An'an is awesome!" In a daze, Annian seemed to see a woman with a big smile, as if she was proud of her.

is it?

An Nian sneered.

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An Nian took off his earphones and looked around the empty training room, feeling that he was not used to it.

I don't know if there will be an echo when I speak?

It feels like I'm the only one left in the world.

The phone rang, but before An Nian could say "Hello", the other party had already said a bunch of words.

"Have you eaten? Have you eaten? No one reminded you, you must not forget to eat, have you starved to death? Say something! You won't really die, right? An Nian, An Nian! Speak! "

An Nian was still full of melancholy just now, but instantly turned into dead fish eyes, and suddenly wanted to put the phone aside and let the other party die in a hurry.

However, the real anxiety in the other party's voice made her feel instantly soft: "Ann, Young Master Huang, I'm not a three-year-old child, I'm fine, don't worry."

The other party breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, you must remember to eat, and, I have said many times, don't be picky eaters, vegetables and fruits are good for the body, you know?"

"Also, remember to exercise, you know? Don't sit still all the time, you know? It's not good for your health."

"Well, okay, I know, that's it, bye."

Half an hour later, the phone was a little hot, and the call was finally over.

It's so long-winded, An Nian rolled her eyes, but then she couldn't help curling the corners of her mouth.

The weather is so nice.

An Nian put on the earphones and continued to help the guild fight for the boss. This is the habit of the old players, but this boss is not easy to fight.

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The days passed like this.

Yu Wenzhou, the captain, was the first to come back. An Nian was about to welcome him with a big smile, when the mysterious voice in his mind suddenly sounded again, which startled An Nian.

"Please tell Yu Wenzhou that your hand speed is really bad."

Team Yu looked at her and said with a smile, "Did I scare you?"

An Nian quickly explained: "No, no."

At the same time, I complained in my heart, the captain is so good, how could I mock the captain?And how dare I do that?

The new season is about to start, and everyone is coming back one after another.

"Hey, An Nian, why have you gained a lot of weight?" Huang Shaotian's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief, "It's been a while since I've seen you, you won't eat up the cafeteria."

An Nian's face darkened in an instant, I am a fool who came to pick you up at the door.

"Hahaha, just kidding, but you are really fat, haven't you noticed?

But it's better for girls to be fatter, chubby, so cute, right?Oh, why don't you speak?Hey, wait for me, don't go so fast.Hello, Annian, Annian. "

Hmph, ghosts are waiting for you.

When passing by the door of a room, Huang Shao obviously paused. It was Yu Feng's room, and it was already empty.

Anian looked at Huang Shao's expression, sighed, reached out and patted his shoulder: "We're still here."

Huang Shaotian looked at her, and suddenly his eyes became very serious: "You won't leave, right?"

"No, of course not." An Nian shook his head firmly without even a pause.

This is a sending proposition.

However, thinking of Zhang Jiale going to Tyranny, she felt a little uncertain again.

However, in this way, she can understand Huang Shao's mood at this time. It is really uncomfortable that her teammates for many years will soon become life-and-death opponents, and they have a good relationship.

An Nian looked at him, feeling a little distressed.

"Annian?" The other party called her.

"Huh?" Vent all your emotions, I will listen carefully.

"You really put on weight, look at you, you have a double chin." The other party's tone was full of seriousness.

Is there a river near here?

I will need it when dealing with Huang Shaotian's body.

"Hey, An Nian, why are you walking so fast again, An Nian, I'm joking, An Nian, wait for me."

Facts have proved that some jokes are wrong and can kill people.

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In the cafeteria, An Nian scooped up a large spoonful of chili sauce and mixed it with the rice. The onlookers were stunned.

Guangzhou cuisine is relatively light. After eating for so long, An Nian from Chengdu said that he wants to eat hot pot, wants to eat hot pot, wants to eat hot pot.

She rolled her eyes: "Captain, your birthday is coming soon, let me treat you to hot pot, okay?"

"Ah, isn't the captain's birthday still early?"

"Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, isn't it a matter of minutes, captain, how about it?" An Nian looked at Yu Wenzhou eagerly.

Facing such gazes, what else could Yu Wenzhou say?

Yu Wenzhou could only say, "No."

An Nian blinked, what, what?

Eh?This is not the same as I thought!

Yu Wenzhou smiled slightly, "Just kidding, let's all get together and relax, but we need to finish the training first."

After eating the hot pot as I wished, according to the custom of the Chinese people, to celebrate my birthday, of course I have to shout twice.

Even though everyone knew that this was just An Nian's excuse, they were all willing to follow her, let's have her birthday, anyway, some eat, some play, and it's not themselves who are getting older.

"Everyone, everyone, I'm going to present a song for our captain."

"The captain is always caring for us and worried about us. Only this song can express my feelings for him." Anian looked at Yu Wenzhou and said seriously.

Yu Wenzhou was also a little moved at this time.

When the music started, everyone was very respectful. Following the rhythm of the music, they applauded and accompanied An Nian.

An Nian actually sang very well, but at this moment, everyone's expressions became more and more weird.

When An Nian sang the line "My old father, my dearest person" affectionately, even a fool felt something was wrong.

Uh, where did this come from?

Everyone quickly looked at Yu Wenzhou's expression, of course he was still smiling, and couldn't see anything.

However, his teammates for many years still let them know that Team Yu's mood at this time may be a bit complicated.

In order to smooth things over, Zheng Xuan hurriedly said: "Hahaha, An Nian really likes to joke."

Then, An Nian wiped the tears from his face.

The whole place was silent.

I wipe, why are you crying?What's there to cry about?Are you so moved?

How do you explain it now?

"Hahaha, children just love to cry, they cry when they see everything."

No matter, let's break up.

Everyone is silent.

At this moment, the lights suddenly went out, and a waiter walked in pushing a multi-layered cake tower.

Yu Wenzhou looked at the cake, there was a string of crooked characters on the top layer, saying "Happy Birthday."

Which word was so ugly and ruined his cake, the answer is obvious.

In the candlelight, An Nian looked at him expectantly. For some reason, Yu Wenzhou felt his heart soften.

"Is this written by An Nian? It's so beautiful." Yu Wenzhou praised gently.

An Nian narrowed her eyes with a smile, like a child getting a beloved candy.

Yu Wenzhou's heart softened even more. The other party is indeed still a child. What do you care about with a child?

The smile on Yu Wenzhou's lips became more real, everyone relaxed, and the atmosphere in the room finally became harmonious again.

until……

"Hey, where's the birthday star?"

The waiter was a young guy. At this moment, he looked puzzled, then he looked at Yu Wenzhou who was surrounded by everyone, and after he realized it, he said with a shocked expression: "Uncle, you take good care of yourself, you are so big. daughter and still looks like a young man in his 20s."

In an instant, the room fell into a deathly silence.

Yu Wenzhou smiled. I heard that a horror movie was released recently. It seemed quite scary. An Nian would definitely like to watch it.