Pirate idiot Lianliankan

"I seem to have seen this kind of words in the Tanmei novels that Lian read." A careless sentence really broke the atmosphere.This kind of atmosphere is that Lian used to force herself.Well, although I also want this kind of atmosphere, it feels... pretty good.

"This sentence is used for elopement between them." Eyes are still red, who said this kind of words, who is going to tease whom?

Well, this kind of words are indeed said by a woman like Lian, look at them.Now Sauron just wanted to scold Lian in the face of that woman, and he felt refreshed.Sure enough, what comes out of this kind of woman's mouth is not reliable.Cursing Lian secretly in my heart, it's not very cool.

"That's why, don't listen to that guy Lian in the future. It's useless." He could only pat Sauron on the shoulder as a warning because of the height problem. "But be careful of her tricks. It's a trick that hurts others and doesn't benefit yourself." Before opening the door, she turned her head and warned.

"Why are you going? Aren't you still..." Pretending to be sick?

"I think it's going to get worse. Now that you've found out, dad is more likely. Instead of being exposed, it's better to 'turn yourself into the net'. Otherwise, you will die ugly."

"Really, you damn girl woke up a long time ago and didn't tell me. I've been disturbed these days." Lian, who knew the truth, sat down on the sofa, very angry. "I'm so worried that I'm going to die."

And Kesang just stood by, without the slightest sign of repentance, but stared at Lian expressionlessly.The strong air pressure approached Xiang Lian.The goosebumps on the arms formed a layer, fell off, and rose again.

"Really, if it weren't for you, would it be possible to do this!?" Sauron was angry and contemptuous, and was extremely speechless to Lian. "How dare you say that."

Lian was at a loss for words and couldn't say anything.Turning his head away, he didn't look at the faces of Zoro and Kesang.The combination of two people is definitely not enough.There is still self-knowledge, it is better not to humiliate yourself.

"Che, I'm in a bad mood. Don't cook anymore. Perona, you can do it." Lian actually used such a boring reason to push these things on Perona.

"What!? Ask me to do it? I'm so good that I'm the majestic Perona-sama. Let me cook, and it would be too bad for my reputation to spread the word." The arrogant princess attitude appeared again.

Cosan rolled his eyes. "Cut, if we don't do it, we'll do it ourselves." He raised his head a little higher, and simply shook it aside.

"So..." Lian put her arms on the back of the sofa, with a wicked smile at the corner of her mouth. "Would you know it?" He suddenly made a surprised expression, and said, "Oh, sorry, I forgot that you can't cook."

"...Cut, who cares. I will definitely prepare it for you to see." The second before entering the kitchen, he still didn't forget to turn his head. "Uh...ghost-san...uh, three-sword style. Come in."

Lian turned her head back, and covered her face with her hands speechlessly, she was really...too mentally handicapped.Lian really can't guarantee that Kesang and the others won't blow up the kitchen, so she'd better take refuge by herself.He stood up happily and hid in the house.

Kesang came into the kitchen for the first time and swore that he had never seen such a big kitchen in his life. There is really room for such a big and weird place. Why not install a bigger laboratory?

"It's such a waste to decorate such a good place into a kitchen." I really sigh.It's just a little big, and it looks a little deserted. "Violence."

"You think too much." Lian took the newspaper on the table and left. She had heard such words before. "How obsessed are you with the laboratory." You shook your head helplessly.

"Ignorant people will never know what the power of science is." The brain is still imagining the idea of ​​changing this place to a laboratory. "Hey, when can we demolish this place?!" There was excitement in his tone, and he had a big obsession after all.

"Uh...we're here to cook, right?" Perona asked herself uncertainly.

"Of course, otherwise, what are you doing in this damn kitchen?" Kesang said to Perona again angrily.

"It's better not to ask this kind of question. I think she can blow up this place in a few minutes." Sauron looked at Kesang's unhappy expression, which was very dangerous, so it's better to stay calm.

"Agreed." Perona didn't move her skin or her mouth.If found out, it is a crime.

Kesang looked at the food on the table, still muttering: "This is...eggs, guys?" He picked up an egg with his right hand and glanced at the ceiling.The left hand took another one. "It's not like it?"

"Uh... Kesang..." Perona approached Kesang carefully. "The egg is to crack the shell and then put it in the pot for frying. Uh... that kind of..." explained carefully.

Kesang looked at the two eggs in his hand. "Really?" They collided with each other, and both eggs broke. "Damn it, it's sticky. You guys can do it yourself, I'll wash your hands first." Putting the remaining eggshells on the table, he was about to walk out of the kitchen.

"Where are you going to wash your hands?" Zoro pointed to the sink that was only a few steps away, and looked at Kesang who was about to go up a few floors to the bathroom. "Isn't there one here?"

Perona looked at the egg whites falling on the ground in front of her eyes, and her stomach was really... uncomfortable. "Uh...I'll go to the bathroom first. I still want to throw up." Then he went out.I don't want to die myself.Before entering the kitchen, she heard what Lian said, well, she knew it from the shape of her mouth: "If you dare to stay with me for a minute, you should be careful."Report to the room on time.Don't disturb the good show of my dreams. '

Thinking of Lian's expression now, Perona still felt a little chill down her spine. "Damn it, my lovely Lady Perona was threatened like this." She was still very angry, with her hands on her hips.But usually, Lian looks weak and has no attack power; but...if it is really serious, it is really terrifying.

"I can only 'report' in Lian's room first." Perona was really not interested in 'floating' towards Lian's room.

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Kesang and Zoro stood in the kitchen speechless, looking at the eggs scattered on the ground in sync, without saying a word. "Then I'd better order takeaway. It should be ready in a few hours." Then he went upstairs to get the computer.

"Didn't you want to prove it to Lian? If you ordered it, how would you like to prove it?" Zoro didn't know whether Kesang really forgot or pretended to.However, in general, it's all about not wanting to realize it.

Kesang turned around in embarrassment: "It's none of your business! You can just eat." He gave Sauron an unhappy look. "You don't have to worry about the rest. And..." After a pause, he continued without confidence.

Zoro knew what Kesang wanted to say, compared... "I just eat, I've never seen uncooked food." He waved his hand.

"I knew it." Zoro couldn't bear to look directly at Kesang. In fact, Kesang has a high IQ in some respects.But... In some ways, her IQ is not as good as that of a baby. "Let's do it for ourselves." Then he walked towards the pool.

"What are you doing?" Kesang couldn't understand Sauron's thoughts, and always felt a little...distorted? "You...don't know how to cook!?"

"No, I'm just cleaning up. You don't think it's dirty, but I do."

"Really?" Walked into Sauron. "You... since when did you have this 'hobby'?"

"Hey! What are you thinking!" Although Zoro didn't know what Kesang was thinking, he could tell from her smile that she must be thinking in some bad direction. "Your thinking is very problematic." Ke Sang was knocked on the head hard. "Why haven't you seen you grow taller yet? It seems to be lower than before. Did you grow upside down?" She looked at Kesang's blushing face teasingly, as if she was suffocated with anger.

"Then why are you so tall!" He looked at Sauron's face angrily. "Get out of here! I still need to study what this is." Kesang also said: he just stared at the eggs on the ground.If possible, it is estimated that the eggs have been fried long ago.

"That's just a nice way of saying it." Sauron didn't seem to give up playing tricks on Kesang. "What's more, you don't even know what this is, okay." Pointing to the eggs on the ground.

【I've made a knot with you! --egg!Don't let me see you in the future! ] Kesang is 'searching' to refute Sauron's words.

While the two were struggling in the kitchen for a long time, Perona floated down from upstairs in a panic.He kept muttering: "It's terrible, I feel like I'm like a light bulb here." He shook his head, as if he thought he saw such a horrible thing.

Perona can only go to Kesang's herbal garden to 'take some time off'.No matter what, I feel that I am an outlier here.Is it because of devil fruit?No, Kesang also ate a devil fruit.Why?

"Why do I think baboons are better at communicating?!" Perona doubted her own taste a little bit.

It wasn't until Lian went to find Perona and dragged her back, that she finally got home.

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Lian poked something on the plate with a fork in her hand, but she didn't seem to realize that it was food. "What... what is it?" He raised his head and looked at Kesang and Zoro who looked like those who had just finished the war.

Both of their faces were basically covered in black ash.But it's okay, as long as the kitchen is not blown up, it's fine, so let's be content.Secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

[I seem to have seen the outfits of these two people before. ] Lian began to struggle with another problem. 【Where is it? 】

The author has something to say: 11.11, Suo Da’s birthday did not post!Mistake ah mistake!

However, for the author's birthday on 11.12, let's make up the number of words and forget it! ! !

It's still so sad, my parents have gone to Lianyungang for a business trip! ! !Worst birthday ever, best birthday gift ever.