Pirate idiot Lianliankan

I don't know how many mornings have passed, and it will always be such a peaceful world.Well, to someone.Living in a world without quests all day long, I really don't know I'm alive...not even Conan.I don't know why, since I received the so-called 'Dimensional Satellite Network', Conan can't search anymore.

Kesang, who was sitting on the bed, stared at the computer in a daze: "Why...why?" His eyes were empty, and he muttered: "Why? The candy I ordered, it's been a week.. It hasn't arrived yet? Why! "Downstairs, Hawkeye, who was about to sit on the sofa, almost fell off. [Damn girl, didn't you take your medicine? 】Looking at a bottle placed on the table, there are scattered herbs around it.

Hearing a voice coming from outside the window, he opened the window, lay down on it and looked down. A baboon was shaking a box in his hand. "That is...? Hey! Come up!" There was a premonition.Slowly the baboons came up and handed over something. "Sure enough..." The word 'candy' that Kesang expected was written on the box. "Thank you." The package was quickly removed, and there were all kinds of candies.Take out a few, put it in the baboon's hand, and signal it to leave.

It seems that the postman was afraid to come to the island, so he put the sugar on the edge of the island, and the baboons saw it and sent it over. "You're so timid, how can you mess around in the future."

"I have to say, this packaging is too...sloppy. Forget it..." He closed the box abruptly, put it on the bed, and ran downstairs. "Dad, where are my things?"

"On the table."

"Oh." This was specially commissioned by the baboons to deliver it.Early in the morning, Hawkeye heard someone knocking on the door, went to open the door, and saw a pile of herbs on the ground.Repeatedly, I habitually go to the door every morning to pick up the herbs and put them on the table.

Holding a pile of herbs, he moved back to the room step by step, making his body covered in mud. "Ah~ It's time to do laundry again." Looking at the gown that had been soiled by mud.

"Well, let's do what's in front of us first." A few days ago, I discovered that the herbs here, after drying, will have many small seeds, and they are of different varieties. It is very likely that you will find good things. Like fighting monsters, different equipment will drop out.However, obtaining this kind of 'equipment' is much easier than fighting monsters.

"Well, I'm starving to death. Let's talk after dinner." Lying on the bed. "I really want to speed up the time a little bit so that I can go out to 'play'."

"Boom, boom, boom." There was a knock on the door.

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!" Jumping up from the bed.

He looked at Hawkeye with a dog-legged face. "Dad, can I go out?"

"can."

"I mean Izushima." Wordlessly corrected.

"No."

He lowered his head gloomyly, cutting the steak on the plate. "Really." He cut the steak like he was cutting an enemy.The lunch ended silently and strangely.

"I'm done eating, I'm going upstairs." He walked upstairs unsteadily.

Lock the door and sit at the desk. [I must go out. 】Looking at the compass. [Although it is more accurate, there is no way to use it. ] "Ah! It's really 'there is no use for a hero'." It was the first time in his life that he said such a thing.

"That idiot father. He doesn't understand human feelings at all. An idiot, he must be a bachelor in the future." He cursed his father viciously.

"Forget it, there may not be someone who has taken a fancy to him. Just this kind of person..."

Looking back on the original life, there was still some meaning in living before.Now, doing nothing all day.If this continues, the brain will rust. "I knew I wouldn't have complained so much before, and now it's called suffering." Listening to '结ンデ县テ罗沙ト岩' (I don't know what it means in Chinese, just make do with it) to get back to my original self. "Really boring."

Even though every day is like this.At the beginning, I thought it was quite interesting; however, after a long time, I felt bored, and I really wanted to know how I got here before.

Turn on the computer, flip through the previous materials, and forcefully stuff things into my mind. MSN rang, opened it, and a person I didn't know sent me: You are the one who hacked into the FBI's database a few days ago, you are very powerful.

Kesang looked at this sentence, 【No one should find this computer, because the computer program has been encrypted.And this person should not have the information that I hacked into the FBI]: Each other, you also found my computer.

'Why did you hack into the FBI's database. '

'It's boring, just play casually. '

The person in front of the computer at the other end raised the corner of his mouth, "It's interesting." 'what's your name. '

'And you.Be polite and state your family name before asking someone's name. '

'Feel sorry.My name is Mausoleum.And you. '

'Sorry, declined to answer. 'Tch, is it so troublesome to make up a name? It's too fake.

'...forget about it.How old are you? You look like a tall man. '

'What's up, what's your business, the census? '

'fine. '

Such a non-nutritive conversation went on all afternoon.After finishing the chat, Kesang looked at his watch and "didn't do anything again." He seemed to have forgotten the chat just now. "I was hungry before I knew it." He silently lowered his head and looked at his stomach.

It can be seen that this child lives in: eating, sleeping, surfing the Internet, being bored...in every day.

"Dad, when will we eat?"

"Why don't you eat to death."

"...Forget it, call me when you're eating."

[The days to come will not be spent like this.Although it is confinement, it cannot be closed for a few years at a time.I really want to speed up the time so that I can go out and play. ] Lowered his head in disappointment. "I'm going to blow up the Navy headquarters."

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(All samples of candy. Above)

☆, 'drifting'

I have to say that although two years may seem like a long time, it will pass quickly.Just like, if you are a middle school student now, after three years, you feel that it is longer than six years in elementary school.However, when it was actually over, I felt that time passed too fast.

Like...Korsan.Although I complain every day, "Time passes too slowly." Or "Why don't you eat?" and a series of questions.There are two more questions: 'Why can't I get fat no matter how much I eat? ' and 'It's fine if you don't get fat, why can't you grow taller? '.The reason why the brain is not long is that "congenital defects" will not change no matter "how hard you work the day after tomorrow".This is Liane's result report to Kesang.

"I'm already 15 years old, why is it only 1 meters now? Is the nutrition unbalanced?" Kesang once again roughly estimated his height, wondering why he only grew 56 centimeters in two years. .

"Well, forget it. Let's think about the escape route first." You can probably see what the 'map' of this dimension wants to express.Recombined with a computer, it looks a little clearer.Kesang discovered one thing: most of it is sea, and there is very little land.

"This time I must go to a far place, a place that my father will never think of. From now on, you can just take it slowly. Anyway, the future will be long. As long as the Navy Headquarters is not bombed, I will not be stable all day!" But the brain seemed to remember something. Thing: "The premise is... how do I get out? I won't ask the baboons to help me. No, this is the last escape. If you don't blow up the Navy headquarters, if you don't succeed, you will die."

So... a few months later, Khosan once again bid farewell to the island in a small boat.

"Well... Let me see, computer, wi-fi... compass and seeds." With a Walkman on his ears, he was sitting on the boat, basking in the sun leisurely. [However, having said that.I heard that there should be many marine creatures that are several N times larger than mammoths in this sea, and they are very common. Why haven't I seen them once?Not even a small fish.Not even the most common... storms at sea]

"Compass... Tell me, where is the place people least expect?" Watching the compass keep turning, turning, pointing to a certain direction. "This side? Where is it?" The finger pointed in the direction pointed by the pointer. "I should have marked it with a label in one direction." I looked at the compass with a headache. "But I'm not looking for Nan either, am I?"

Along the direction of the pointer, I passed many small islands.This time, Kesang stopped at each small island for a while.Stay here when it gets dark.Generally speaking, the behavior this time is: learn to behave.

Finally arrived at Mount Livas, now there are seven magnetic forces in front of you, you have to choose one of them, you can only advance one by one, and the last island you arrive at - Raftan Road is the terminal of the great channel.Then it can go around again. 【So, stepping out of here is beyond the scope of my father's thinking. 】

"Is it okay to pass there?" I looked back at the legendary 'Red Continent' that I had just turned over. "It's really scary. However, it doesn't matter. Take me to the nearest island first, and see if it's going to be dark." Looking forward. "Looking at the situation, we won't be able to arrive in two days." The ocean is all in sight. "But it looks like it will rain tomorrow after here. Although it is not very heavy, it will definitely have an impact on the sea."

Sure enough, three days later in the evening, a strong wind blew up on the sea, setting off waves.As a result, the waves capsized the boat.Kesang flopped in the sea for a while, grabbed the wooden block of the boat that was thrown by the waves, and lay on top of it.Fortunately, I had prepared in advance and put a few layers of waterproof membrane in the bag first, otherwise it would be useless.When the weather calms down, lie down on that plank.Fortunately, the board is big enough, otherwise it would have to be soaked in the water.She has seen the legendary: the girl committed suicide in the bathroom for 20 days.So exciting, uh...disgusting.

As a result, as soon as I lay down, it didn't take long before I fell asleep.Unexpectedly, it was a temporary shock, and the body functions basically stopped functioning.In addition to the heart, brain and normal breathing.In the end, he missed the nearest island and drifted to another island.In the end, he was rescued by a little girl on the coast.So, when Kesang woke up, why did he see the ceiling first.

Supporting himself to sit up with his arms, he turned to look at the little girl standing by the door. "Who are you. No, where is this. It's not right... Forget it, who are you." When I was struggling with what question to ask, the little girl at the door had already defined it and asked: "Is big sister an idiot?"

"Huh?" Kesang, who was completely unresponsive, was circled by the little girl's question. "How is it possible? My IQ is as high as 170. How could it be an idiot? Don't talk nonsense, children." The once world-famous scientist, and now the youngest and highest bounty "spiritual scientist" was actually raped by a child. Killed, which is normal, because Kesang has never been emotional.No matter how cold people are, they have an emotional side, but this idiot did not.

"Really? By the way, Eldest Sister is awake. I'll ask my mother to cook something for you. The doctor has come to see you, and Eldest Sister has been in a coma for several days. She will be hungry."

[Nonsense, I am also human, how can I not be hungry if I don’t eat for a few days] Looking at my stomach, when the little girl’s footsteps disappeared, I said: "Stomach, stomach, you have been wronged these days, I will make it up to you. I will finish all the delicious food here." Rubbing my stomach was a kind of comfort.

Lie on the bed for nearly an hour, watching the little girl enter the room again with a woman in her early thirties carrying a plate. "I made something, you drink a bowl of soup to warm your stomach first, and then eat. Eating directly after being hungry for a few days is not good for the stomach." "Pain-heartedly" taught Kesang the truth.

Although it sounded annoying, I still drank the soup.Think... uh, it tasted alright, but still wanted to get a taste of real food.How should I put it, this food is comparable to the legendary Taotie, but only for a while. "Uh... little girl, you're going to get stomach cramps like this." The woman squinted her eyes and said to Ke with a helpless look.

"Why. I've already had soup."

"Then you have to warm up your stomach first."

"It's okay, I see it very openly." She looked at her with a righteous look, making people look at her speechlessly.

"Big sister is really an idiot. Although the IQ is 170, you can tell it's fake." The little girl still smiled innocently at Kesang.

"Lijia! Be polite." The woman suddenly turned to the little girl with a 'strict mother' attitude.The little girl lowered her head and said "I'm sorry..."

"...Well, forget it. Where is this place? Can you let me live here first, I have nowhere to go." Why do I always feel that the previous question is useless after listening to this sentence?

"Yes... yes. I'll clean up the room first. Lijia, take your things to the kitchen and wash them. The little girl will rest here first." After they walked out, Kesang began to look at the environment of the room.Seeing the photos of the two mother and daughter on the bedside table, I realized: "Is this the room of the two mother and daughter? Then I have been lying here for so long, where do they sleep?" After thinking about it, I don't think about my own business, so I don't think about it anymore. 【By the way, don't people here ask for their names? ] "It's so convenient."

But it didn't take long before Kesang came to ask for his name. [Sure enough, I thought that people here don't really call names, but it's really impossible. ] "Call me Kesang." I really didn't want to say so much, I wanted to say 'refused to answer', but since I will live here in the future, I'd rather 'be respectful than obedient'.

So, I lived here for a few days, stuck in the house all the time, even the food had to be delivered by the little girl.Finally, I decided to go out for a walk, but...

"Sister Ke, don't go out, be careful of getting lost." Li Jia stood at the door of the shop, looking at Kesang worriedly.

"How can I get lost? I have a good memory." Because I used to memorize so many things every day, I think my memory is still good.

"Oh~? Really? I have communicated with you for so many days, so tell me, what is my name." Li Jia had an expression of "Don't quibble, I already know your ability".

"Uh...it's not important. I'm going to go shopping today." I didn't care about anything, and left on my own. "Bye-Bye."

As a result, I really got lost.This time I just looked at things on the street and didn't remember the way back. "This is the first time. What's going on." Still sitting obediently and obediently, waiting for Li Jia to come to find him.

The author has something to say: (From the beginning to Mount Livas and then to Raftan Road, I won’t say much, and I can’t think of anything to say.)

☆、Are you an idiot?

Finally, one day, Kesang saw his reward list on the street, and he couldn't help but sigh: "I thought there would be no reward order for me here, why did it appear here?" [Will Dad chase here? come.No, it's not easy to stay here for a long time, it's better to leave as soon as possible. 】Turning into the alley, wanting to take a shortcut and hurry back, who knew that he encountered a species that he never thought of—the navy.Looking at the navy in front, he narrowed his eyes at the navy behind.

"This is the pirate with a bounty of [-]? Don't laugh. It's just a twelve or three-year-old kid." A recruit with a 'snobby eye' looked at Kesang in front of him and suddenly smiled. Get up, and then many people laughed again.

"Uh... 15 years old to be precise." Correcting Hai Bing's mistake [No way, if you still use the previous method, you may not be able to escape, but you will still be caught. 】Moving forward bit by bit, there are fewer people in the front than in the back, 【Maybe it's because I'm afraid that I will escape from the back】"Ridiculous." She mocked secretly.

Quickly took out the bamboo tube from the inside of the gown. "Stop resisting!" Seeing Kesang's movements, Haijun hastily stopped her next move.

"What~? Are you... ordering me?" She lowered her head, her long bangs covering her eyes.In an instant, two sailors fell down in front of them, but they just fainted, and quickly passed through the vacant place.

"Hurry up, don't let her run away!" When Hai Bing recovered from the surprise just now, he saw that Kesang had already run away.Give the order to catch up to her.

"Tch, it's just you guys, there's still a long way to go." He muttered while running.

After chasing several streets, everyone on each street has basically seen it: a group of sailors chasing a little girl.The island is not too big, but running down like this will take nearly a week around the island.But he ran to a building: "Well~ when did this thing appear? Why haven't I seen it before? I thought the navy came from somewhere else, and they had to pass through such a small island. Blow it up. Just as he was about to walk in, the voice of the group of sailors sounded not far away, "She's there! Hurry up!"

Kesang, who heard the sound, immediately ran into the naval base, went around in a circle, basically got familiar with the road, and then turned back. "Why... there are more and more people, and I can't get rid of them." After running for such a long time, I feel a little out of breath. "Ah... I can't do it." Feeling that there is no one nearby. "Take a break." He stopped to take a breath, and started to walk slowly. "Shouldn't have run in first." Look for the downward exit.

Hearing confused footsteps and noisy voices. "Oh, can't you stop for a while?" Shaking his head helplessly, he ran again. It sounded like there were only three or four people at most. "Oh, it seems that there is no way to escape." Looking at the wall in front of him, he looked back at the sailors who were about to chase. "Well, it's not very high. I even climbed the walls of my house before." Opening the ventilation window next to me, I stuck my head out to check the height. [Although there is a rope].

Stand on the windowsill and close your eyes. "Three, two, one..." jumped down. "Ah! It hurts..." I slowly sat up and rubbed my buttocks.Looking around: "Oh~ there doesn't seem to be any shelter nearby." [I knew it... well, forget it.Just stop talking, it's useless. 】

"Hey! She's below, notify the other sailors and hunt her down!" Looking up, he saw a sailor poking his head out of the window. "Can you stop for a while?" Looking towards the window, he said angrily. "You are dead, I don't seem to have eaten today." Leaning against the wall, he waited for the arrival of the navy.Seems to be ignoring 'things' in the distance all the time.

"Hey, she's here." Hai Bing finally found Kesang's figure. [How did the number increase to more than ten people? 】

"You guys are here." Leaving the wall, he stood upright and faced the navy with a gloomy face. "Then... have you prepared yourself to die~" The final tone raised up.Two sailors fell, and died of piercing their temples. "What, what's going on?" The sailors looked at the two fallen people in surprise.

"Don't underestimate people. Victoria Lijia is 15 years old but has a fountain of wisdom, a descendant of gray wolves. Don't underestimate girls." Reluctantly ran over, picked up the knife prepared in advance, and stabbed. "Ah, ah, another one died." He looked at the sailor lying on the ground with 'regret'.

"What are you doing! Stop!" Hai Bing said in a panic.

"Idiot, what else can I do, I won't do anything if you don't chase me." Resignedly, he wiped the blood splattered on his clothes. "I'm going to trouble Auntie to do the laundry again."

"Really, this kind of little girl can't handle it. She's too weak." A voice came from not far away.

"Oh? What are you talking about? I'm already 15 years old, not 12 years old. I'm the same as Vilia and the others." He looked at the people who came over unhappily. "Navy? It's not like that. Do you have the ability to say such things?" Looking at the man who pretended to be different from the marine soldier.

The sea soldier on the side automatically gave way to that 'Brother Young Master'. "Look at you like this, you won't offer much reward. Why, you can't even catch this."

"That... no. She is a pirate with a bounty of 3000 million." The sea soldier next to him heard this and corrected him.

"What!?" The man dressed as 'Brother Young Master' looked at Kesang in disbelief. "Well, you guys talk first. I'll go first." Then he disappeared.

"As expected, is he even more idiot than me? That person." Seeing the same dazed Hai Bing, he took a step helplessly. "You..." One knife went down. "Where are you looking?" Having worked in that kind of place for so long before, it is more than enough to deal with people of this level.The sailors all fell to the ground. "Ah, I have to throw this clothes away." Looking at the pure white clothes from blood stains to patches of blood stains, it was hopeless.

He turned around and walked towards the open space, intending to climb over the wall and blow it up in a few days.As soon as he turned around, he saw the object, and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. "When did you add this thing?" This time it was really an interrogative sentence.

"Actually, you didn't pay attention at first." The person tied to the object said this helplessly. "Are you an idiot?" It's disgusting to say that in declarative language.

"Aren't you convinced? Come if you don't agree." Slowly approached the source of the voice, and looked at him with a displeased expression. "Who are you?" He raised his head, and slowly moved away from that person, reaching a certain distance, maintaining eye level with that person. [The height gap is really annoying. If you don't grow tall, you can't grow taller, and even your growth is stunted. 】Looked down.

"I..."

"Stop! Don't say it." Even if I say it, I can't remember it, lest I have another laughing stock of myself.Just like that little girl, she likes to find fault.

"Why are you tied up here; how many days have you been tied up; why are you still alive; why is your hair color like this? Is it a genetic mutation? Although the red-haired uncle has the same hair color..." and a series of questions.

"You can try it too." The man replied to Kesang with the same attitude. "I heard that you are a [-] pirate."

"Cut, forget it." A piece of chocolate that he brought with him was stuffed into the man's mouth. "When you die of dehydration, I will definitely come to reward you." Turning around and walking towards the wall, after watching for a while, he took a few steps back and jumped out.

Kesang cautiously walked around in the alley, for fear of bumping into anyone. "It's all because of the navy just now, and now I can only wander around in the alley." Thinking about the way back. "This way, or this way?" Looking at the intersection in front of him. [Oh, I can only resign myself to fate. ] Turned around a few times in place, closed his eyes and walked in a dizzy direction.As a result... it really went back!Standing blankly at the door: "It's... really back."

"Well, Sister Ke is finally back." Entering the room, Li Jia, who was clearing the table, said something, slowly helpless and contemptuous in her tone.

"Don't worry about it." He said goodbye casually, wanting to go upstairs.

"At any rate, I have to come and help." Li Jia packed up the tableware and put them together, and carried them into the kitchen unsteadily.

"Okay, I'll put things back first."

"Stop!" Riga turned her head to Kesang, staring at her. "You don't lock the door as soon as you enter the house."

"Really!" exclaimed helplessly. "Why are children like this now? Are they precocious?" He walked back to the room muttering.

Kesang started the journey of 'alternative part-time job'.

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