Pirate idiot Lianliankan

When I woke up again, I don't know how long it had been, I seemed to be on a boat, "Who are you...?"

【Why, am I here?Why, did she save me?Why... am I not dead yet?Why save me, trouble. 】As soon as he opened his eyes, all the questions popped into his mind.Turned over. 【Oops! 】

"Ah? Miss, are you awake?" A red-haired girl asked with a smile, and there was a hint of surprise and smile in her words.

"Where is this?" No way, I wanted to pretend, but who knew that the central nervous system convulsed again.Co had to sit up.

"Hehe, this is the Whitebeard Pirates, little girl." The red-haired girl turned around and answered Ke with a gentler smile.

"White Beard?" He squinted his eyes halfway in thought. "Who is it?" The nurse originally thought that Ke would be surprised, but who knew, it would be this reaction.

"Hehe, interesting little girl, what's your name?" The girl put the things in her hand back on the table next to her.

"Where's your name? Politeness." It's really weird to reply to the original personality, especially with her face.

"Sorry, Vilia." She held out her hand in a friendly manner. "...Scientist..." stretched out his hand, patted Vilia's hand and retracted it. "?" "What's the matter?" "Well, it's okay. Since you woke up, go eat something, it seems that you haven't eaten for the past few days..." "It will cause hypoglycemia, and hypoglycemia will cause a short-term coma. And the stomach will not be able to bear it, and if you eat irregularly, it will lead to gastric perforation." Picking up his things on the ground, he patted the dust and walked towards the door, lowered his head slightly, and squinted at Vilia. "So, where is the restaurant?" It meant to let Vilia lead the way. "Oh? Yes, yes. I know." With a helpless expression, he walked to lead the way.

"Sage, come over and help make a meal." Vilia called the person sitting on the side of the boat. "Oh? Why?" Jumped off the side of the boat, complained and walked into the restaurant. "What kind of man is that man? Did he turn into a platypus or did he have a peaked cap growing on his head?" Turning around suddenly, he looked at Velia with staring eyes. "No, no. It's gelled." She stretched out her index finger and shook it. "Cut. Long-term use of hair gel can easily lead to hair loss and hair loss. Also, I want dessert, idiot." Turning his head.

"No, children often eat sweets on an empty stomach. It will cause a sharp drop in blood sugar in the blood vessels of the brain (called "nervous hypoglycemia"), and there will be a surge of adrenaline; at the same time, it will indirectly cause certain vitamin deficiencies, which will lead to nutrition Bad." Seriously teaching.

"I'm not a 'kid' idiot. Cut." But there was no further request for dessert. "Really. I think you are eight or nine years old." "Who said, I'm just stunted!" "Really? Then how old are you?" Instead of using 'how old', use The "how old" is obviously looking down on people. "13 years old! 13 years old!" He said very seriously.

"Hehehe...you are an interesting little girl. Inida, please give me your advice." She stretched out her hand and bent down intentionally to look at Ke. "Tch, scientist." Without reaching out, he just walked into the dining room.Inida retracted her hand without feeling.He said to Ke's back: "Girls under the age of 14 are 'children'." [Intentional, definitely intentional! ] "Idiot!" He dropped two words coldly.

"Come on, little girl. Eat something." The man brought a piece of fried rice and put it in front of Ke. "..." He took the fried rice and started eating.

"Oh? It's really impolite. My name is Sarge, what about you? What's your name?"

"..." still ing...

10 minutes later

"It's best not to talk while eating, it will affect digestion. The environment here can be...cleaner, it will affect the mood of eating. However, the taste is really good."

"Thank you. What's your name?" "Scientist." "I'm asking for your name, not your occupation." Picking up the plate, he staggered when he heard this sentence, and replied helplessly.

"If you have ear problems, you can see a doctor. The nurses here are very good at medical skills. If you have brain problems, you can go to the doctor directly." [I will still refuse to answer the question of name in the future] Leaning on the chair. "ha?"

"Ke Sang, daddy is looking for you, come here." Vilia knocked on the door and called to Ke inside the room.

"Who is it?" Frowning, he followed Vilia out reluctantly. "The captain of this ship." Vilia explained.

"Go by yourself first, I'll prepare some things." "Oh." I had to go by myself.

"You. The captain." Standing on the deck, facing a tall man who was sitting. [There is also a refusal to answer the question of age. 】

"Ku la la la la...Little girl, you have a big life."

"Judging from your appearance, you have some problems with your heart. Western medicine is not necessarily the best choice. Traditional Chinese medicine is much better for treating heart disease than Western medicine. Roasted licorice, donkey-hide gelatin, 10 grams each, Codonopsis 15 grams, raw land 20---30 grams, 9 grams of Guizhi, 10 grams of Ophiopogon japonicus, 9 grams of Bupleurum, 10 grams of Wujiapi, 11)-15 grams of Danshen, ginger and jujube as primers. Shuijianbi, 1 day a day Dosage, twice a day. This is simpler. The curative effect is faster..." A long paragraph of speech was delayed for a while, and then said: "It is best for one month to half a year, sir."

"..." "You're getting old, don't be like a young man, you are really 'old and strong'." He glanced at the person sitting there.

"Uh...that, little girl. I'm Whitebeard. What's your name?" Let's change the subject, still.

"Refused to answer, thank you." Head tossed aside.

"Call, scientist." Inida came over. "Tch, it's troublesome." He muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Scientist? Isn't that a profession?"

"It's none of your business. Take care of yourself, old man." He rolled his eyes at the white beard.

"You still said we were impolite, what about you?" Willia appeared again.Knocking on Ke's head, it can be regarded as educating Ke.

"Cut." "I need to apologize." "I know." Pulling Vilia to the infirmary. "Here, this is the traditional Chinese medicine for your captain. Chinese medicine is better than western medicine and can cure the root cause of the disease. It can be done, really. Note: 1 dose per day, twice a day." Take out the Chinese herbal medicine from the backpack , deflated a little more. "Yes, I see. Let's go."

On the deck

"Ku la la la la... the little girl really knows how to care for the elderly." It seemed to be joking. "Tch, you know you are an old man, what kind of bad youth are you learning from young people? It will only cause trouble for others, and you will be useless." A helpless expression of "children can't be taught, and rotten wood can't be carved" looked at it with 'pity' Captain Whitebeard. "Let's stay on the boat, little girl. You can take care of me, an old and incompetent guy..." "Impossible." Before he finished speaking, he interrupted the rest of the sentence. "I still have my goal." [Blowing up the Navy Headquarters] "It is impossible to stay here for a long time. Is there a boat, I want to go." "Ku la la la la... there is no boat now, Little girl, just stay on the boat for a few more days." "Cut, let's make do with it."

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☆、The Idiot's Experience

Been on board for almost a month now.In other words, as long as the IQ is higher than [-] people can remember the names of the people around them.But this one, despite having an IQ of between [-] and [-], does not remember the names of more than seven people: Liane, Vilia, Inida, Whitebeard (although by means of abstract symbols) ).Oh, and Robin.There are still two people left plus half a flag.

"Villa, when will you eat? I'm starving to death." Ke was tossing and turning in bed. Since he came here, he had nothing to do. He never thought that he could spend his time like this.

"Understood, we can go to eat later." He rolled his eyes helplessly. "Who doesn't know that your 'moment' is an hour or two." He stopped rolling, turned his back to Vilia, and secretly took out an object wrapped in aluminum paper from his pocket.

"Take it back! You know I hate this smell the most." He slammed the thing in his hand onto the table.Turning around abruptly, staring straight at Ke's back.Ke stared at him and trembled.

"No... isn't it just a piece of chocolate. Besides, I haven't removed the aluminum foil yet, why did you smell it?" He silently put the chocolate into his pocket. "Where's Fiona?" "Where's the captain looking outside." Turning back, he continued to do his own thing. "Why? You're such an old man, how can you mess around with no self-control ability?" "It's not because of you, it's because of what you said to the captain. It seems that I suddenly feel old and say 'now You need to drink more, or you won’t have to drink in the future. I’m looking for a reason to drink again. It’s okay to drink, but I drink too much in one day, and the quality of the alcohol exceeds the standard.” Started disguised again Blame Section. "That is to say, there is a problem with the heart. After drinking Chinese medicine, I still drink alcohol. Chinese medicine is the most forbidden spicy food. The herbal medicine is gone so quickly. I have only brought it here for less than a month. Sigh." "...Forget it, You should look forward to the meal later."

Still rolling on the bed for a while. "Then I'll go out and eat chocolate." He weighed his bag and was about to go out.

"No. You will have to eat soon. Sugar acts as a strong organic acid in the human body. It promotes the increase of gastric acid, aggravates the pain of gastric patients, causes gastric ulcers and other diseases, reduces gastrointestinal peristalsis, and causes constipation. Eat Too much sugar produces a high concentration of oxalic acid in the kidneys, and oxalic acid reacts chemically with calcium to form calcium oxalate precipitates, which are the components of urinary tract stones and kidney stones. You probably don’t understand.”

"Cut, it's fine if you don't let me eat it. How come there are so many words. I see that my medical skills are very good. Talking too much is a precursor to getting old."

"..." The hateful girl...

"Forget it, I'm going to find hairspray." "His name is Sach!" [Oh, when will this girl's brain be easier to use. ] "My brain is very useful, so don't worry about it." Before walking out, he left a sentence. 【Can this girl read minds? 】"It will not happen."

go to the kitchen

"Hairspray, when will the meal be ready? I'm so hungry." "I'll start cooking later, bear with me. Also, my name is Sach." "Oh, I know... ah! What's going on ?!" The boat shook suddenly. "It's okay, you stay here first. I'll go out and have a look." "Oh! Cut, my lunch will have to wait for a while. Damn it."

I don't know how long it took, but the 'lively' on the boat finally stopped.Walking out of the restaurant, standing on the deck, looking at a boy wearing an orange jacket and hat. "You!" The past directly stepped on his back and fell down. "I've been waiting for lunch for a few hours. It's good for you. You came to disrupt the situation when I was about to start cooking. Can't you be later, I'm in a hurry." I stepped on this 'disruptor' vigorously. 'people.

"Uh... Kesang, you have to be gentle." Fiona came over and took Cora away. "Oh." Kesang still gets along with Fiona.Because their tastes are more similar [just the attitude in life]. "Sarge, make Kesang some food first, otherwise she will go crazy again." [This child is most likely to go crazy when he is hungry. 】"cut."

"Well, the food made with hairspray is delicious." "So, my name is Sach." "Oh." "......"

"Sarge, Dad has recruited another pirate group." Marco stood at the door. "I see, I will prepare the party."

"I have to say, there is a party held on this ship almost every day, it's not too annoying." I couldn't help but sigh. "You have parties every day, and you are the most likely to cause diabetes. If it weren't for the food in the hair gel, you would have had problems with your body." "Yes, you are very smart." Passed a glass of water. "Thank you! Thank you!" He gritted his teeth with each word. "Kesan, help me prepare things for the party." "Yes! I know." "I wonder when Kesan became so obedient?" Marco came in and sat on a chair. "You can eat a little... um... Pretend I didn't say that." "Oh, so that's the case." "Don't make an expression of 'I'm a prophet'."

As night approached, the atmosphere was extremely lively, and there were only two quiet and weird places: one was Kesang's place; the second was the 'spoiler', moving slowly to one point.

"Hey, that, why don't you go?" Ke originally wanted to apologize, because Sachi gave Ke a good 'enlightenment' when preparing the ingredients.For chefs, it is more listening.

The 'spoiler' didn't even lift his head, and didn't make a sound. "Hey, dead. My name is... forget it, what's your name."

"...Ace."

"Ace? Just kidding, who would call that name."

"Hey, it's Ace, who do you think it is?" He described his name speechlessly.

"That's right, the trump card. The king of the king, the card of the poker." {Ace is the same as the trump card in Japanese. }

"...not this trump card. Ai Ye's Ai, Sven's."

"Really? So it's this Ace." A look of sudden realization.

"Hey... you idiot should have a limit, okay?" He also raised his head and looked at Ke with a speechless expression. "And you, what's your name?"

"I refuse to answer this question. You can call me Kesang like everyone else. Hey, hairspray. Help me and the food will come." He waved his hand to Sarge. "Okay, I see, wait a minute." A plate of food was brought, put it down and left.

"Hey, can I get some wine?" "No, if you drink alcohol at night, it will destroy the balance of nervous system excitation and inhibition, which is harmful and not beneficial to people; moreover, if you drink alcohol before going to bed, many harmful substances in alcohol (such as methanol and ethanol) will be oxidized in the body. It will turn into formaldehyde and acetaldehyde, these are carcinogens), easy to accumulate in the body and poison the body." "Are you a doctor?" "No, I'm a scientist."

the next morning

"Boat! Long! Big! People! There should be a boat now. I'm going to blow it up... I'm leaving." Ke, who just woke up, washed up and went to the deck. "Hey, girl, be more polite." Blenheim interrupted.

"Good morning, Mr. Captain. You have a boat! Lend me!"

"Ku la la la la... the little girl is in such a hurry to leave, what's the matter?"

"It's none of your business." He said a word very flatly, expressing his point of view.

"Cough, um!" Blenheim interrupted again.

Seemingly understanding what Blenheim meant, he said, "Thank you. It's none of your business!"

"Koo la la la...well, next month."

"What! It's so late. Don't play with me anymore." Kesang was already on the verge of despair, and he needed a quick fix to blow up the Navy headquarters!If it wasn't for that dad who killed him in the middle of the explosion, he would have 'revenged' a long time ago. "Forget it, next month." He calmly returned to the room.

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