where did the ancestors go

Yu Tang was lying on the thick branches of the African grassland to sleep, apparently a little tired after all the tossing around.Asen didn't dare to sleep directly on the tree like Yu Tang did, but he didn't dare to sleep under the tree on the ground, so he had to untie the parachute, fold the parachute into three layers, use it as a temporary hammock, and hang it on the branch to sleep.

The two were sleeping soundly, but a group of baboons gathered under the tree.A daring male baboon looks curiously at two people in a tree.It climbed up the tree neatly without making a sound, looked left at Yu Tang and right at A Sen, and was finally attracted by the backpack that A Sen held in his arms.The backpack in Asen's arms was packed with canned food and Coke. The baboon's sensitive sense of smell detected the scent, so he reached for the backpack. After trying three or five times, the smart baboon actually pulled the backpack's zipper open.It sticks its head in, and the scent is getting stronger and stronger. It is sure that this is definitely delicious. If you can bring these things back, you will definitely be able to show off in front of other male baboons. The female baboons have to chase after you. .

The baboon couldn't help grinning and quietly picked up the backpack. Asen was sleeping soundly and didn't realize it was stolen.But after all, the baboon is not a human being and has a simple mind. It unzipped the zipper just now, but now it forgot to close it. Then when it picked up the backpack, a pack full of cans of Coke fell out.

The sound of the dropped cans woke up Yu Tang and Asen.When Asen opened his eyes, he saw a baboon sitting in front of him, his paws still clutching his backpack.

"Master, there is a thief who stole our canned food!" Asen said in surprise.

Yu Tang has a bad temper. When he saw a baboon who was caught and was at a loss, he kicked up.The baboon reacted quickly, threw the backpack in his hand and slipped to the ground along the tree trunk.

Yu Tang and Asen looked down and saw a group of baboons circling the cans.

"Where the hell are there so many monkeys?" Yu Tang frowned angrily.

"Master, this is not a monkey, it's a baboon." Asen corrected.

People who have never passed the fourth level of Yutang know that baboon means baboon. He looked at Asen suspiciously and said, "Stupid girl? I don't care about the stupid fairy aunt Hericium erinaceus. If you steal what I eat, you are doing something to me." How disrespectful people are! Watch me go down and kill them and put them on skewers, and have a barbecue in the wilderness."

Saying that Yu Tang was about to jump down, Asen hurriedly grabbed him with one hand and said, "Master, there's no need. You see, they don't know how to eat canned food. They will leave when they lose patience. Don't go down, I'm afraid of you." Hurt, let's wait."

After Asen's persuasion, Yu Tang returned angrily. There were too many monkeys in this group, they were not small in size, and they all had sharp teeth. If they were scratched by them, there would be no rabies vaccine or antibiotics on this grassland. , that would be dangerous.

The two had no choice but to stay in the tree and watch the baboon hold the can and knock it left and right, but it couldn't be opened. It was funny and angry.But I touched my stomach and felt a little hungry.Seeing Yu Tang's discomfort, Asen took out a can of beef in his temporary hammock and said, "Master, I have one left here, you can eat it first."

Yu Tang looked at it and said, "Eat it."

"Master, you worked so hard and saved my life before, so you should eat. I'm not hungry now." Asen said sincerely.

Yu Tang felt embarrassed, but he was really hungry, so he had no choice but to take it, pulled the ring of the can, and reached in to get the meatballs.But accidentally, his finger was cut by the side of the can, and Yu Tang let out a "sha" in pain, and hurriedly shook his hand, then put it in his mouth to suck the wound.

At this time, Asen suddenly yelled, "Master, it's not good, they have learned it!"

Yu Tang looked down and saw that the guy who stole just now pulled the ring just like him, stretched his paws in to get the meatballs, his paws were also cut off, and he put it on his mouth to lick it.The other baboons followed suit, opened the cans one by one, and began to eat without saying a word.

Yu Tang saw it, how could this work, the canned food he prepared ended up being cheaper than the gang of stinky monkeys!He quickly pulled Asen and jumped off the tree to chase the monkey, trying to get back the can.But this group of baboons were not stupid. Seeing Yu Tang jumping off the tree aggressively, they hurriedly fled around holding their cans.Yu Tang and Asen blocked from left to right, but they couldn't run faster than baboons. These bastards are too clever, and they have sharp teeth.

Asen was timid at first and didn't dare to go up again, Yu Tang was not physically strong and tired after a while, the two of them had to give up.But the group of baboons didn't take much advantage, and most of the cans were spilled on the ground during their escape.Yu Tang wanted to see if the cans that fell on the ground were still edible, but they were all occupied by the big ants that came from the smell, densely packed, making Yu Tang feel sick for a while.

Asen asked: "Master, what should we do now?"

Yu Tang replied: "Although there is no canned food, but luckily I didn't lose the Coke. Don't be afraid of being hungry. The most uncomfortable thing is no water. Pick up the Coke, and then take your dick... hammock with you, let's go Bar."

"Master, where are we going?" Asen asked.

"Look for your ancestors." Yu Tang replied.

"Then where did my ancestor go?" A Sen asked again.

"If I know where he flew to, do I still need to look for it? I'm just fucking talking nonsense." Yu Tang got a little impatient.

"Master, don't scold me." Asen said aggrievedly.

"Then should I apologize and bow to you?" Yu Tang rolled his eyes.

"It doesn't matter, just find my ancestor." Asen said with a smile.

"Then go pick up a Coke and let's go, you're a fool." Yu Tang couldn't even roll his eyes.

"Master, why don't you ask me to do it?" Asen asked.

"It's technical work for me to find your ancestors, and you are responsible for physical work. Is this division of labor clear, clear, and reasonable?"

"Clear, clear, and reasonable!"

"Then go pick it up."

"Good master. But there is one thing I don't understand. I paid you to come here, why are you more attractive than me?"

"Because the two of us are now on the great prairie in Africa. We can't go to the village or go to the store. We can't talk about whether we can go back alive. Your money is like a flower in the mirror to you and me now. It's useless. I still have it now. I am willing to help you find your ancestors purely because I am kind-hearted and responsible, otherwise I would have found a way to escape, and I still care about your ancestors? So stop talking about your money, and I will rape you first if it bothers you Kill them later and throw the corpses into the wilderness to feed the rhinos!"

"Master, that rhino seems to eat grass."

"Is it okay to feed the lion?"

"Oh. Master, you are such a good man."

"Go and pick it up!"

Asen picked up the coke can and put it in his backpack, took off the parachute and held it by himself, and followed Yu Tang's thoughts along the way.

"So the distance between us should be about one and half...No! No! No! It's two kilometers. So I suggest if we can make a circle to serach two and half kilometers as radius, we should be found him."

"AndnowIsuggestwegobacktothesametrlpandstartasystematicsearch!Doyouunderstandme"

Looking around at the scenery again and again, Yu Tang replied: "The sunshine is very sun-dried, you talking istoom much, your tongue will be black."

"Master, I can't understand what you said." Asen pouted.

"I can't understand it either. It's all Chinese talking about birdsong. I mean you talk too much. The sun is so big, be careful to tan your tongue." Yu Tang was very upset when Asen kept talking in front of him. I can't understand English.There were no one else up, down, left, right, southeast, northwest, up and down, just two Chinese people, why couldn't they speak Chinese well.

"I was just anxious to find my ancestors, so I spoke English in a hurry." Asen defended himself.

"What's the use of talking about the ozone layer?"

"Then what should I do?"

"The best way is to be able to stand on a high place and see it at a glance." Yu Tang said, looking at the giraffe eating leaves not far away.

"How tall?"

"Of course the higher the better."As Yu Tang spoke, he noticed a group of ostriches beside the giraffe.

"Master, do you think I can fly?"

Yu Tang stopped, looked at A Sen, and said, "I can make you fly, so you can fly, the kind that goes to heaven."

"Master, what you said is so lascivious."

"Hey, look, you misinterpreted my meaning again, I meant to tell you to fly into the sky with a parachute." Yu Tang said solemnly.

"But how did the parachute fly into the sky?" Asen scratched his head and asked.

"Have you ever flown a kite?" Yu Tang had no choice but to be persuasive.

"No ah."

Yu Tang shrugged helplessly. It seems that children in capitalist countries don't play kites.

Yu Tang had no choice but to explain to Asen: "After a while, you put on the parachute, and then tie a rope around your waist. I will pull the rope and run. As you run, you will fly. You will fly , naturally you can see where there are people around here. Your ancestor is a zombie, so he will definitely go to a crowded place. Or, even if he doesn’t go, we can ask someone to find out if he has seen a flying zombie.”

Asen nodded, "Master, I understand, you told me to ride a paraglider like the little boy and his daddy at the beginning of "Jurassic 3."

"What pig and chicken mountain?" Yu Tang didn't understand, but he simply ignored it and said, "Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway, as long as you understand what we are going to do."

After finishing speaking, Yu Tang helped Asen put on the parachute, then tied a long rope and held it in his hand.The two of Yu Tang squatted in the bushes and looked out. Not far from the giraffes, a group of ostriches with big eyes and long legs were looking for food.

"See, I'll run over in a while and ride on it. It runs faster, so I can put you up in the sky." Yu Tang said.

"Master, you want to ride a giraffe? It is so tall, can you ride it? And the giraffe is very dangerous, even the lions dare not mess with it. I am very sorry that you did such a dangerous thing for my ancestors. "A Sen was very worried, he was afraid that something would happen to Yu Tang.

"I'm talking about an ostrich, bastard, do you think I'm as dumb as you?" Yu Tang rolled his eyes.

Asen was scolded by Yu Tang again, pouted and said, "Ostriches are dangerous too."

"Motorcycles are not dangerous, can you help me find one now?"

"Where can I find a motorcycle, Master?"

"Then shut your mouth and get ready to go to heaven, ok?" Yu Tang said, crawling out from the bushes with a ball of rope in his pocket, and sneaked around behind the ostriches, aiming at a close-up ostrich. The ostrich with a good temper suddenly chased after it.

The ostriches were frightened and started to run away. Yu Tang chased after the ostrich, using his talent for chasing pheasants when he was a child, he caught up with it in two or three times.Then he pulled the ostrich's wings with both hands, jumped onto the ostrich's back like a goat, and put his arms around the ostrich's long neck again.The ostrich had a few feathers pulled off by him, and became more frightened and ran faster.Yu Tang frantically put down the rope, while Asen on the other end was thinking about how to get down, when suddenly the rope stretched straight, and he was dragged to run for more than [-] meters, the parachute on his body opened, and he slowly lifted his feet off the ground , was blown by the wind and rose up little by little.

Looking back, Yu Tang saw that Asen was flying higher and higher, and he was very happy. He always wanted to buy a big kite to play with when he was a child, but his family was too poor to afford it.The children all fly butterfly kites and eagle kites, but they play with a plastic bag tied to a rope.Well now, not only did the kite fly, it was also a human kite.

Seeing that A Sen had already flown to the highest point, Yu Tang rode on the ostrich and shouted, "Hey, are you happy?"

"It's cool, master, it's so cool!" A Sen shouted in the air.

"What do you see?"

"It's so cloudy and beautiful!"

"Look down, bastard!"

"Wow, I saw hundreds of animals galloping across the African continent, it's so spectacular!"

"Do business, have you seen your ancestors or people?" Yu Tang shouted from below, and he wanted to wrap his arms around the ostrich's neck to prevent himself from falling.

"I see, there is a tribe over there." Asen was happy, and suddenly shouted: "Master, rhinoceros!"

It turned out that Yu Tang flew Asen into the sky as a kite, which frightened the animals on the grassland. The animals ran in groups, but angered the rhinoceros.The rhinoceros rushed towards Yu Tang riding the ostrich like a cannonball with its thick horns.

Yu Tang also saw it and braked quickly, but the ostrich couldn't understand human words, so it panicked even more when it saw the rhino.In desperation, Yu Tang took out a Chunyang scarf hat from his cloth pocket and put it on the ostrich's small head.The ostrich couldn't see the way, so it stopped with a "crack", Yu Tang fell headlong, and fell to the ground with his face up and his back down, his back was on a rock, and he was in pain. Take a deep breath.

"Ah! Master, get out of the way, I'm coming down." Asen's voice came from above.

Yu Tang wanted to lie down on the ground and pretend to be dead, to prevent the rhinoceros from coming to hug him, but he saw Asen from the sky fall down and face him.How could he escape, and was hit hard by Asen, and then the parachute fell, and together with the ostrich, it covered Yutang Asen like a big quilt.

The two people in the "quilt" were in a state of chaos.

"Master, don't grab my ass?"

"Quickly get off my waist and smash me to death!"

"Master, you stuck something into my mouth, woo... woo woo."

"You don't want to scream anymore, tell me to strangle you to death."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I can't breathe anymore. Uuuuuuuuuuuu Master, please let me go, I'm going to vomit."

"Boy, the rhino is coming, can you shut up!"

Yu Tang felt the ground tremble three times. While enduring the pain of being hit by A Sen, he pressed A Sen to prevent him from screaming and moving, so as not to be found by the rhino and trampled into a pie.

The rhinoceros ran over, but Yu Tang and Asen were gone, only a piece of blue parachute cloth.It is also colorblind, so it can't see it, so it has to walk away resentfully with its little tail.

Hearing that the rhinoceros had gone away, Yu Tang stood up and got out from under the "quilt", and then pulled out the um... that finger that was stuffed into Asen's mouth in a panic.Originally, he wanted to cover his mouth, but he opened his mouth and yelled, and accidentally stuck two fingers in it.

Yu Tang flicked the saliva on Asen's fingers, then rubbed his waist and legs, and his waist was broken by Asen's ass that fell from the sky.

A Sen ran to the side and retched for a long time before recovering, then packed up the parachute on his body, and asked, "Master, it's a good thing you were smart just now, otherwise we would have been trampled flat by the rhino."

"You still have the nerve to say, what are you calling it?" Yu Tang complained, "Rub my lower back quickly, there is a stone on my back, but you are better, just sit on me, it hurts me to death La."

Asen lifted Yu Tang's clothes and took a look, "Master, your back is bruised."

"You want to pay me for the soup and medicine?"

"Master, you were injured for my ancestors, I will definitely compensate you when I go back!"

"Really, are you suddenly so generous?"

"Really, master, you have paid a lot for me and my ancestors, I am so touched."

"Speaking is better than singing, let's go and find your ancestors!"

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Don't worry about the details, hehehe