Shenhao: Start with the delivery guy

“Snake essence disease! If you don’t come early or late, check the water meter at this time. ”

He cursed and walked to the door and unlocked it.

The door opened.

Two uniformed agents instantly rushed into the house, knocked Huang Zhifeng to the ground, and presented a pair of stainless steel bracelets.

Wocao???

He was stunned.

“In view of your repeated rumors and distortion of the facts, I now inform you that you have been arrested!”

The detective had a serious face and just stared at him.

Huang Feng’s face turned pale.

I’m so flustered!

It feels cold….

The eyes were black, and the whole person fainted, unconscious.

Commas.

[A certain rumor-monger, shocked by the key to respect Huang, was arrested in a certain community today for spreading rumors and making bad remarks, hoping that the majority of netizens will take warning].

This short video just appeared, causing netizens to be extremely comfortable, happy, and applauded.

……

However, the protagonist of this incident is unaware and is still delivering takeaways.

Dragon Club Hotel.

“That’s right, Room 1305 of the Dragon Club Hotel, how can it be wrong?”

Zhang Chi looked confused.

This order was a bit lost, and he was delivered to the room according to the address, but he was told that he did not order it.

Find out the order, make a call.

“Hey, your takeout has arrived, which room is it?”

“Room 1503 of the hotel.”

Chi Zhang: (ω)?

How did this big brother fill in the address, the difference is several layers, okay!

Helpless….

Zhang Chi took the elevator again to the 15th floor, looking all the way, room 1501.1502.1503, it’s you!

Eyes lit up.

Ring the doorbell.

Ding dong! Ding dong!

The door opened, a rough big face was revealed, a thief looked, and after seeing Zhang Chi, he collapsed again.

“……”

This little expression changed.

How disappointing do you get to see me?

Zhang Chi was speechless: “Hello, is it Mr. Niu?” Your takeaway. ”

“How did you fill in the 13th floor on the 15th floor?”

The middle-aged eldest brother said: “I’m sorry brother, for special reasons, my room number must be kept secret.” ”

Special reasons?

Zhang Chi showed a smile that all men understood.

The man closes the door after taking the takeout.

At this moment….

Gollum….

Zhang Chi felt his stomach turn over

…

“Suffer!”

Zhang Chi hurriedly grabbed the door that was about to close.

With a bitter face, he said to his eldest brother, “Big brother, people have three hurries, can you borrow a bathroom?” ”

The eldest brother’s brows frowned slightly, he is not a stingy person, in other words, he will definitely agree without hesitation, but the person he wants to wait for is almost here.

It’s embarrassing….

Zhang Chi looked sincere and held the other party’s hand: “Help, it will be good soon!” ”

The eldest brother nodded helplessly: “Okay~”

Zhang Chi immediately entered the room.

The toilet was next to the door, it was not difficult to find, rushed in and closed the door.

I can’t hold it back….

Hurriedly sat down on the toilet with a relaxed look.

Cool~

“Did you eat a bad stomach?”

Suddenly remembering this morning’s hearty breakfast, the housekeeper Shu Qing’s craftsmanship is really not covered, even if it is early, he can make flowers, a combination of Chinese and Western.

Hammered!

It must have been a miscellaneous breakfast, which caused a tummy trouble.

Life is too good, but also a misfortune.

Knock knock!

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door.

The middle-aged eldest brother rushed over and opened the door with a happy face.

It’s just that the good times didn’t last long, and after opening the door, his face was complicated.

Joy turns to surprise, stunned to fear.

A woman’s shouts came.

“Okay! Niu Gengsheng, you are really here, the old lady is not finished with you! ”

The middle-aged eldest brother shivered: “My wife, please listen to my explanation!” ”

Zhang Chi was clear and nodded: This eldest brother cheated, he must be a secret lover when he came to the hotel, and now he is supposed to come to the door to catch the adulterer.

Fortunately, the lover has not yet arrived.

Gee, but this big brother is really slippery, and he needs a fake address to order takeaway.

It’s a pity….

Dao is one foot tall and one foot tall, but he was still caught by his sister-in-law.

While gloating.

A hint of foreboding rose in Zhang Chi’s heart.

Nima, who is the person who is the cheating partner?

It seems that in the room, except for the middle-aged eldest brother, there is only one person.

_

Bang bang!

Sure enough, there was a knock on the toilet door.

“You vixen, get out of here for me! The thief actually stole from the old lady’s head. ”

Then there was a sound of footsteps, and several people rushed into the room.

“Hurry up and get out!”

“Vixen, get out!”

Zhang Chi: “(╥╯^╰╥)!” ”

He is not flustered, reasonable, I am a big man, should be able to explain clearly.

Then I heard the woman outside the door shouting angrily: “Mother, kick the door for me.” ”

“Yes!”

The crowd answered.

Suddenly, the bathroom door opened.

A handsome little brother in a takeaway uniform walked out with a scowl on his face.

Sister-in-law: “…”

Everyone: “…”

Seeing this, Zhang Chi’s hanging heart relaxed.

The sister-in-law collapsed: “Okay, Niu Gengsheng, I didn’t expect you to be good at this mouthful!” ”

“We divorce!”

Middle-aged eldest brother: “??? ”

Zhang Chi was stunned: “I, I’m just borrowing a toilet.” ”

“No, I don’t believe it!”

The sister-in-law turned into Joan shaking the heroine, covering her ears and shaking her head, looking like I don’t listen to me and I don’t listen.

Zhang Chi was unable to complain, pointed to the takeaway on the table and explained: “Sister-in-law, I just delivered takeaway, and it just so happened that Sanji borrowed a toilet from my eldest brother.” ”

“Do you look at my handsome little face, like gay?”

The sister-in-law nodded when she heard this: “It’s really like.” ”

Zhang Chi: “…”

(╯‵□)╯(┻━┻ Lift the table!)

“Okay, let’s go.”

The woman is not stupid, and after seeing the takeaway, she also believed Zhang Chi’s explanation, after all, what kind of person her husband is, she also knows.

Although you can’t walk when you see beautiful women, it is absolutely impossible to be interested in men.

Phew~

Finally preserved the dignity of men!

Zhang Chi and the middle-aged eldest brother breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The sister-in-law frowned and looked at the eldest brother: “Niu Gengsheng, he is finished, but yours is not finished!” ”

Zhang Chi hurriedly left the room.

Boom!

Bang!

“Lord wife spare your life.”

Ya Chu !!

There was a wail behind him.

Put your hands together and mourn for your eldest brother!

PS: Thank you all for your continued support, as always, ask for free flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for monthly tickets wow.

Previously written dangerous content, so I revised it.