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Chapter 23
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My wrist was suddenly grabbed by someone, I turned my head, and faced Lan Xie's eyes, Lan Xie held me, a cunning flashed in his eyes.I widened my eyes, hurriedly waved at her, and pointed to the door, making a gesture of slipping away.
Lan Xie turned a blind eye to it, and still reminded Nuo Er: "Quickly unfold your emperor's uncle's paper-cut and take a look."
Nuoer unfolded the paper-cut carefully, and after layer after layer, more than a dozen strange things connected end to end appeared in front of her eyes.
"Huh?" The longing on Nuo'er's face turned into curiosity, holding it to look left, right, upside down.He tilted his head again and again, and looked at me suspiciously, "Uncle Huang, what is this? Nuoer thinks it looks like a dog, no, it looks like a horse, um... and a bit like a pig."
Lan Xi laughed out loud at the side: "Your uncle's cuts are four-faced, but they are much more precious than kittens. In this world, no one else can cut them."
Nuo'er pursed her mouth when she heard the words, as if about to sob: "Uncle Huang, you lied to me..."
I scratched my head and laughed twice: "Your aunt is right, these four looks are much prettier than kittens."
Nuo'er immediately stopped crying, and stared at me suspiciously: "What did the emperor say? Looks good?"
I put my hands behind my back, nodded, and glanced at the maids and eunuchs in the palace: "I don't look like a cat, how is it compared to a kitten?"
As expected, there was applause from all around, and I raised my eyebrows proudly at Nuoer.
Nuo'er looked at everyone, then at me, but finally said nothing.That night, while everyone was asleep, he got up secretly, pasted the paper I cut on Lanxie's window, and watched it in the middle of the night. On the second day, he said to me with two dark circles under his eyes: "Uncle Huang, I watched it all night and came to a conclusion." At that time, I was having breakfast with Lanxie, and I put a braised lion's head in Lanxiong's bowl, and replied casually: "Finally, did you find that Uncle Huang's craftsmanship is superb? "
"Nuo'er knows why they all say it looks good, because it's so ugly to the extreme, it can be described as shocking, but the emperor often teaches Nuo'er that things must be reversed when they are extreme, and everything must be done with restraint. It must be like this. The extreme of ugliness is It’s beautiful, that’s why they say it’s beautiful, Uncle Huang, Nuo’er thought hard all night and realized such a truth alone, isn’t it amazing?”
When I heard this, I was stuck with the food all of a sudden, and I was almost out of breath. Lan Lai handed me tea and patted my back to let me breathe.That phrase 'it's so ugly to the extreme, the so-called earth-shaking ghosts and gods' hurt me so deeply that I swore to myself that I would never touch such things in the future!
"Auntie, praise me quickly!" Nuo'er shouted at Lanxie.
Lan Xi cast her eyes on my face, wanted to laugh, but tried her best to bear it in consideration of my face, she coughed a few times and said, "Nuo'er is so smart."
Three days later, I was writing memorials in the imperial study, and I was a little thirsty, so I ordered the maid to bring a cup of tea.When the maid put the teacup down, she accidentally spilled tea on the memorial. She panicked and knelt down to beg for mercy: "Your Majesty, this slave didn't mean it, please forgive this time."
I waved my hand: "It's okay, just wipe it off with a handkerchief."
She took out a handkerchief from her bosom, and carefully wiped the water stains. I glanced at it, and it seemed that the pattern seemed familiar. When I took a closer look, it was clearly...
I grimaced: "Who asked you to embroider this thing on the handkerchief?"
"Back... Back to Your Majesty, it's His Highness Li Wang, His Highness Li Wang said, this pattern is His Majesty's teaching, let us embroider it, carefully refer to it, there will be rewards for those who can participate..."
"Well, I got it, don't listen to Li Wangmeng and you, just cut it off when you get back, and don't let me see it again."
"No." The maid stood up and wanted to leave.Then something suddenly occurred to me, "Wait, you just said 'you'. Who else but you?"
The maid didn't dare to look up at me, and replied tremblingly: "All the maids in this palace, as well as all the maids in Mrs. Xi's palace and Liwang's palace."
I………
☆, Jinghe
At the border of the country of Bo, two generals walked one behind the other.
"Hey, Shen Yan, what do you mean by His Majesty's secret order to let you and me wait here first? Didn't you say that you want to make friends with Zhao? Your Majesty's thoughts are really confusing." Fan Hao scratched his head in distress.
Shen Yan stopped, turned around, and complained: "Hmph, I'm a general, I don't know what His Majesty is thinking, and I don't want to guess, I'm just waiting for a new order here. It's just that we are now with Qi State In the middle of a battle, as a general, I can't go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, I really can't sit still!"
"That's right, when I think of this, my hands itch, that gun, it's time to drink blood!" Fan Hao was full of pride, gearing up, wishing he could fly to the battlefield in no time.
Shen Yan made a gesture of invitation: "Why don't we brothers fight first?"
Fan Hao raised his head and smiled, furiously: "Just pass it, I'm afraid you won't make it? Let me tell you first, if anyone loses, they will stand upside down and walk around the tent twice!"
"Okay, it's a deal. Brother Fan, I've accepted it." Shen Yan stopped talking, jumped up, and slapped Fan Hao's chest.
Fan Hao dodged sideways, and immediately counterattacked, killing a carbine: "Good boy, we haven't even started yet!"
When the two were having a great time exchanging hands, a soldier shouted: "Two generals, stop fighting first, Your Majesty has an urgent secret report from eight hundred li!"
When Shen and Fan heard the words, they hurriedly withdrew their hands and took a few steps back.
"Haha, did His Majesty send us to support Mobei?" Shen Yan had an unspeakably excited look on his face.
"Just look at it." Fan Hao said, took the letter, tore open the envelope, took out a folded letterhead, and opened it to read.
Shen Yan took a few steps forward, leaned his head to look at it, and after a long time, he couldn't help frowning, and murmured: "There is such a thing?"
"Brother Shen, this is a good opportunity for you and me to serve our country and make contributions! We brought people to help the third prince of Zhao Kingdom win the throne. He promised us ten cities. With this fertile land for thousands of miles, How many people can be saved!" Fan Hao said happily.
Seeing that Shen Yan didn't respond, he used his elbow to strengthen him: "Why, are you stupid?"
Shen Yan pondered: "No, I was thinking, what is His Majesty thinking? One moment you sent us to repair it, and the next moment you want us to lead the army."
"Oh, you stupid brain. At this moment, at that moment, since Zhao raised such a condition, if His Majesty refuses to agree, wouldn't he be as stupid as you?" Fan Hao patted his friend on the shoulder and sighed: "It's a good time at this time It just happened to happen, if this happens again after forming an alliance with Zhao, it will be difficult for us to start."
Shen Yan shook his head and said: "I'm not talking about this. Think about it carefully, there are so many officials in the court who are fickle and good at diplomacy, why did His Majesty send us two generals to discuss matters? And now, leading troops to help Zhaoguo As for the matter of the third prince, we happened to be using generals, and the two of us happened to be waiting here, don’t you think, all this is too much of a coincidence?” Shen Yan narrowed his eyes, “It’s as if His Majesty already knew everything and made the decision.” However, since His Majesty already knew about it, why did you have to make such a fuss to allow us to come here under such a name?"
"If you don't say it, I don't think so. You can say it like this... Well, never mind, as long as the two of us can be useful, this trip will not be in vain!" Fan Hao shook his head, unwilling to think about it , he was originally a martial artist, he only loved to fight on the battlefield, and he didn't like these twists and turns.
Shen Yan sighed and said, "Maybe I'm thinking too much. All in all, this is indeed a happy event."
"It's right to think so, let's go, go drink, take advantage of the drunkenness, let's continue the competition just now!"
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My wrist was suddenly grabbed by someone, I turned my head, and faced Lan Xie's eyes, Lan Xie held me, a cunning flashed in his eyes.I widened my eyes, hurriedly waved at her, and pointed to the door, making a gesture of slipping away.
Lan Xie turned a blind eye to it, and still reminded Nuo Er: "Quickly unfold your emperor's uncle's paper-cut and take a look."
Nuoer unfolded the paper-cut carefully, and after layer after layer, more than a dozen strange things connected end to end appeared in front of her eyes.
"Huh?" The longing on Nuo'er's face turned into curiosity, holding it to look left, right, upside down.He tilted his head again and again, and looked at me suspiciously, "Uncle Huang, what is this? Nuoer thinks it looks like a dog, no, it looks like a horse, um... and a bit like a pig."
Lan Xi laughed out loud at the side: "Your uncle's cuts are four-faced, but they are much more precious than kittens. In this world, no one else can cut them."
Nuo'er pursed her mouth when she heard the words, as if about to sob: "Uncle Huang, you lied to me..."
I scratched my head and laughed twice: "Your aunt is right, these four looks are much prettier than kittens."
Nuo'er immediately stopped crying, and stared at me suspiciously: "What did the emperor say? Looks good?"
I put my hands behind my back, nodded, and glanced at the maids and eunuchs in the palace: "I don't look like a cat, how is it compared to a kitten?"
As expected, there was applause from all around, and I raised my eyebrows proudly at Nuoer.
Nuo'er looked at everyone, then at me, but finally said nothing.That night, while everyone was asleep, he got up secretly, pasted the paper I cut on Lanxie's window, and watched it in the middle of the night. On the second day, he said to me with two dark circles under his eyes: "Uncle Huang, I watched it all night and came to a conclusion." At that time, I was having breakfast with Lanxie, and I put a braised lion's head in Lanxiong's bowl, and replied casually: "Finally, did you find that Uncle Huang's craftsmanship is superb? "
"Nuo'er knows why they all say it looks good, because it's so ugly to the extreme, it can be described as shocking, but the emperor often teaches Nuo'er that things must be reversed when they are extreme, and everything must be done with restraint. It must be like this. The extreme of ugliness is It’s beautiful, that’s why they say it’s beautiful, Uncle Huang, Nuo’er thought hard all night and realized such a truth alone, isn’t it amazing?”
When I heard this, I was stuck with the food all of a sudden, and I was almost out of breath. Lan Lai handed me tea and patted my back to let me breathe.That phrase 'it's so ugly to the extreme, the so-called earth-shaking ghosts and gods' hurt me so deeply that I swore to myself that I would never touch such things in the future!
"Auntie, praise me quickly!" Nuo'er shouted at Lanxie.
Lan Xi cast her eyes on my face, wanted to laugh, but tried her best to bear it in consideration of my face, she coughed a few times and said, "Nuo'er is so smart."
Three days later, I was writing memorials in the imperial study, and I was a little thirsty, so I ordered the maid to bring a cup of tea.When the maid put the teacup down, she accidentally spilled tea on the memorial. She panicked and knelt down to beg for mercy: "Your Majesty, this slave didn't mean it, please forgive this time."
I waved my hand: "It's okay, just wipe it off with a handkerchief."
She took out a handkerchief from her bosom, and carefully wiped the water stains. I glanced at it, and it seemed that the pattern seemed familiar. When I took a closer look, it was clearly...
I grimaced: "Who asked you to embroider this thing on the handkerchief?"
"Back... Back to Your Majesty, it's His Highness Li Wang, His Highness Li Wang said, this pattern is His Majesty's teaching, let us embroider it, carefully refer to it, there will be rewards for those who can participate..."
"Well, I got it, don't listen to Li Wangmeng and you, just cut it off when you get back, and don't let me see it again."
"No." The maid stood up and wanted to leave.Then something suddenly occurred to me, "Wait, you just said 'you'. Who else but you?"
The maid didn't dare to look up at me, and replied tremblingly: "All the maids in this palace, as well as all the maids in Mrs. Xi's palace and Liwang's palace."
I………
☆, Jinghe
At the border of the country of Bo, two generals walked one behind the other.
"Hey, Shen Yan, what do you mean by His Majesty's secret order to let you and me wait here first? Didn't you say that you want to make friends with Zhao? Your Majesty's thoughts are really confusing." Fan Hao scratched his head in distress.
Shen Yan stopped, turned around, and complained: "Hmph, I'm a general, I don't know what His Majesty is thinking, and I don't want to guess, I'm just waiting for a new order here. It's just that we are now with Qi State In the middle of a battle, as a general, I can't go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, I really can't sit still!"
"That's right, when I think of this, my hands itch, that gun, it's time to drink blood!" Fan Hao was full of pride, gearing up, wishing he could fly to the battlefield in no time.
Shen Yan made a gesture of invitation: "Why don't we brothers fight first?"
Fan Hao raised his head and smiled, furiously: "Just pass it, I'm afraid you won't make it? Let me tell you first, if anyone loses, they will stand upside down and walk around the tent twice!"
"Okay, it's a deal. Brother Fan, I've accepted it." Shen Yan stopped talking, jumped up, and slapped Fan Hao's chest.
Fan Hao dodged sideways, and immediately counterattacked, killing a carbine: "Good boy, we haven't even started yet!"
When the two were having a great time exchanging hands, a soldier shouted: "Two generals, stop fighting first, Your Majesty has an urgent secret report from eight hundred li!"
When Shen and Fan heard the words, they hurriedly withdrew their hands and took a few steps back.
"Haha, did His Majesty send us to support Mobei?" Shen Yan had an unspeakably excited look on his face.
"Just look at it." Fan Hao said, took the letter, tore open the envelope, took out a folded letterhead, and opened it to read.
Shen Yan took a few steps forward, leaned his head to look at it, and after a long time, he couldn't help frowning, and murmured: "There is such a thing?"
"Brother Shen, this is a good opportunity for you and me to serve our country and make contributions! We brought people to help the third prince of Zhao Kingdom win the throne. He promised us ten cities. With this fertile land for thousands of miles, How many people can be saved!" Fan Hao said happily.
Seeing that Shen Yan didn't respond, he used his elbow to strengthen him: "Why, are you stupid?"
Shen Yan pondered: "No, I was thinking, what is His Majesty thinking? One moment you sent us to repair it, and the next moment you want us to lead the army."
"Oh, you stupid brain. At this moment, at that moment, since Zhao raised such a condition, if His Majesty refuses to agree, wouldn't he be as stupid as you?" Fan Hao patted his friend on the shoulder and sighed: "It's a good time at this time It just happened to happen, if this happens again after forming an alliance with Zhao, it will be difficult for us to start."
Shen Yan shook his head and said: "I'm not talking about this. Think about it carefully, there are so many officials in the court who are fickle and good at diplomacy, why did His Majesty send us two generals to discuss matters? And now, leading troops to help Zhaoguo As for the matter of the third prince, we happened to be using generals, and the two of us happened to be waiting here, don’t you think, all this is too much of a coincidence?” Shen Yan narrowed his eyes, “It’s as if His Majesty already knew everything and made the decision.” However, since His Majesty already knew about it, why did you have to make such a fuss to allow us to come here under such a name?"
"If you don't say it, I don't think so. You can say it like this... Well, never mind, as long as the two of us can be useful, this trip will not be in vain!" Fan Hao shook his head, unwilling to think about it , he was originally a martial artist, he only loved to fight on the battlefield, and he didn't like these twists and turns.
Shen Yan sighed and said, "Maybe I'm thinking too much. All in all, this is indeed a happy event."
"It's right to think so, let's go, go drink, take advantage of the drunkenness, let's continue the competition just now!"
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