Hundreds of rivers return to the sea, I return to you + Fanwai

"When will I be able to eat meat? It all depends on when you have coaxed your woman well. I advise you to hurry up. If I don't have delicious braised pork tomorrow, I will... I will..."

Huang Xiaobai talked for a long time but didn't mention a reason that could threaten Xie Qingyao, it couldn't help feeling a little frustrated, it lowered its head and looked into the distance, its eyes blurred.

"Why don't you take me into the mountains? It's good to catch a wild chicken and hare or something like a tooth-beating festival. If you are lucky enough to meet a wild boar, then I will send it." Xie Qingyao said as she walked towards the well go.

Huang Xiaobai grabbed Xie Qingyao's ear with one paw, and reminded her: "Do you know that the mountain is closed to worship the sun?"

Xie Qingyao shook her head.

"I can't even go to the foot of the mountain, or you can go by yourself."

Xie Qingyao gave a pause for washing the potatoes: "What the hell is closing the mountain to worship the sun?"

"It's the day when the villagers of Tuyuan Village offer sacrifices to the mountain gods, but for half a month, all the surrounding mountain gods will be driven down the mountain, and they will wander around the village for half a month, enjoying all kinds of sacrifices offered by the villagers." Huang Xiaobai squatted Explained to Xie Qingyao by the well.

Xie Qingyao splashed some cold water on Huang Xiaobai's head, it hugged its head and stared at Xie Qingyao dissatisfied.

"Why don't you go to the village to hang out, so that you don't have to eat potatoes every day, you are so cute and silly." Xie Qingyao smiled at Huang Xiaobai.

Huang Xiaobai said: "Do you think I don't want to, I can't eat it, I just became a god not long ago, even if someone goes to worship Baiguo Mountain, I still can't eat the food that people give me, you stupid pig."

"I'm not a terrestrial creature, how do I know your rules and regulations, you idiot." Xie Qingyao rolled her eyes awkwardly after finishing speaking.

Huang Xiaobai was so angry that his teeth were itching. He looked at Li Siyu who was holding a pile of fishing nets in the distance, and suddenly had a bold idea in his heart.It quickly ran into Li Siyu's room, then glanced around her dressing table, and locked its eyes on a bottle of essence eye cream that was especially precious to her.

It tilted its head to reveal a mouthful of white teeth.

It climbed up to the dressing table and stretched out its paws to grab out a whole bottle of Essence Eye Cream, and then wiped the eye cream on the curtains that fell on the floor.After careful inspection four or five times, Huang Xiaobai patted his paws in satisfaction and climbed up to the roof to bask in the sun.

Fried potato cakes for lunch at noon, served with small pickles that Xie Qingyao had marinated with dried vegetables a few days ago.Originally, the lunch configuration wasn't too bad, but Xie Qingyao and the others have been eating potatoes for every meal for half a month.

From the very beginning of shredded pepper potatoes, spicy potato slices, stewed potatoes with beans, to the fried potato pancakes that have no salty taste at all, only Xie Qingyao and Huang Xiaobai, who love meat, can understand the bitterness of it. up.

Ignoring Huang Xiaobai's resentful gaze, Xie Qingyao graciously picked up pickles with chopsticks for Li Siyu: "Try it, I think you will like this taste."

Li Siyu glanced at her lightly.Then she took out a jar of beef sauce from behind with no expression on her face, and she took out a large lump from the jar and spread it on the potato pancakes, without telling Xie Qingyao and huang Xiaobai to eat some too.

Xie Qingyao swallowed, the unique aroma of beef sauce wafting from the air made Xie Qingyao doubt life again.

"Ayu, can you give me a bite? Just one bite." Huang Xiaobai raised his paw to make a comparison, and his eyes glowed green as he looked at the jar of beef sauce.

Li Siyu nodded, and she also took out a beef burger and a few pieces of fried chicken wings from her back pocket and handed them to Huang Xiaobai.Then he put a hamburger in front of him.

Xie Qingyao lowered her head and began to seriously reflect on what she had made Li Siyu unhappy recently. She didn't know when the fast food that she once disliked became so attractive.

With tears in Huang Xiaobai's eyes, it took a few deep breaths.

It's meat!Sure enough, that guy following Xie Qingyao has no meat to eat!

Xie Qingyao ruthlessly spurned Huang Xiaobai, a spineless fellow, in her heart.

It may be that the food I ate recently was too bland, and when I smelled something with a strong aroma, the glutton in my stomach woke up.Xie Qingyao suddenly felt that the barely edible potato pancakes had lost their only charm.

She looked at Li Siyu's side face, looked at the bottle of fragrant beef sauce for a while, and looked away as if nothing had happened when Li Siyu looked over.

The potato cake was bitten by Xie Qingyao so loudly, she swallowed the food in her mouth, and finally compromised with the beef sauce.

"Can I have some of your beef sauce?" Xie Qingyao pursed her lips, showing a sweet smile.In order to prevent the saliva from flowing out, Xie Qingyao even touched the corner of her mouth specially.

Li Siyu didn't speak, she stuffed a few pieces of fragrant chicken rice flower into her mouth, it smelled like it was spicy.

Xie Qingyao saw that Li Siyu didn't give her food and didn't say no, so she slowly stretched out her paws and approached the bottle of beef sauce not far from her.

"Didn't some people swear that they would never eat what I gave them again?" Li Siyu glared at Xie Qingyao who was smiling.

Xie Qingyao was surprised and said: "When? I can't say such a thing, it's impossible for me to say such a thing." Xie Qingyao's strong desire to survive made Xie Qingyao speak very fast.

"Seventeen days ago, in the living room."

Xie Qingyao's eyes widened even more, she shook her head in horror to express her innocence: "Impossible, you remember wrongly."

Li Siyu: "You also said that eating my food will cause diarrhea."

Speaking of diarrhea, Xie Qingyao remembered what happened that day.

That day, huang Xiaobai did not know where to find a strange thing for Xie Qingyao, saying that it was delicious and wanted to share it with her, but Xie Qingyao had diarrhea for two days after eating it, so she told huang Xiaobai She won't eat what it gave her anymore, but Li Siyu, who was feeding her, just happened to listen to her.

"I'm talking about huang xiaobai. It ate me a strange thing. I have diarrhea. It's not about you." Xie Qingyao was so anxious that her head was sweating. Ask for help.

Huang Xiaobai moved his ears: "I gave her the root jīng of a sweet grass, but she had diarrhea, and said... and said that my claws were not clean."

Xie Qingyao nodded, she had the illusion that her grievances had been washed away.

Seeing her like this, Li Siyu took out the meat skewers that he had prepared earlier from behind and handed them to Xie Qingyao like a magic trick: "Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time."

Xie Qingyao shook her head like a rattle, no matter right or wrong, it is always right for her girlfriend to admit her mistake first when she is angry.

Joyfully received a huge sum of money to buy vegetables tomorrow, Xie Qingyao smiled like a fool.Before she warmed up the money, Li Siyu took back the money she gave with a stern face.

"Why?" Xie Qingyao asked while hugging Li Siyu through the thin blanket.

Li Siyu said with a stinky face, "Don't you know what you have done yourself?"

Xie Qingyao shook her head in confusion.

Li Siyu: "Eye cream."

"What happened to the eye cream?" Xie Qingyao asked.

"You've used up the lady's eye cream that I can't bear to use once in three days!" Li Siyu bumped Xie Qingyao with his head.

Xie Qingyao was extremely wronged: "I'm fine, what can I do with your thing? It's sticky."

"Ah, it's Huang Xiaobai who received a thousand knives!" After Xie Qingyao finished speaking, she wanted to jump out of the window to settle accounts with Huang Xiaobai.

Li Siyu grabbed Xie Qingyao who was about to get up: "What kind of eye cream does it have for its hairy face, don't try to divert your attention."

Xie Qingyao felt aggrieved, she patted her face: "There are always bad people who want to harm me."

Li Siyu didn't speak, she suddenly raised her foot and kicked Xie Qingyao off the bed: "There are guests, go down and open the door."

Chapter 55

Xie Qingyao climbed up from the bottom of the bed, she lay on the edge of the bed and looked at Li Siyu, she stretched out her hand to Li Siyu with a blank face.

Her hair was scattered on her collarbone, and her eyes were as clear and moist as a deer.When she looked at Li Siyu, she was three-pointed annoyed and seven-pointed wronged.

Li Siyu looked at Xie Qingyao who was wronged but dared not speak, she moved over and stamped a kiss on Xie Qingyao's head: "Let's eat meat tomorrow, good boy."

"If you want sauced bones, you have to eat braised pig's trotters." Xie Qingyao's mouth was bent downwards, and after she finished the names of these two dishes, she thought about it again: "I want salted chicken, braised duck feet, and spicy beef jī. "

"It's up to you, it's all up to you." Li Siyu sniffed and touched Xie Qingyao's head, anyway, she won't be at home for dinner tomorrow.

Xie Qingyao put on her slippers and opened the curtain to look out. She noticed a puddle of water on the floor when the curtain moved.She wrinkled her nose and recognized that the smell was that of Li Siyu's bottle of lady's eye cream.Xie Qingyao clenched her back teeth and scolded Huang Xiaobai bloody in her heart.

"Do you know that you brought him into the room where Xiaobai slept?" Li Siyu asked behind Xie Qingyao.