Shadow Stream of Leaf

"As usual steps, cook with ease

The more it repeats itself, the farther away it is from me

skin like dirty foam

Can't smell the color, can't read the taste

..."

On the streets of the most "prosperous" capital city in the country of Chuan, two wandering entertainers, a man and a woman, are performing their performances.

The woman is singing, and the man is a magician, holding a small clay figure in his palm, and now the clay figure is dancing a little dance to the tune and rhythm of the singing.

This kind of two-person combination is quite new, and his talent is also special... After all, under normal circumstances, people's impressions of two-person wandering entertainers are mostly the kind of blind and lazy grandpa with young children. Composition of granddaughter.

It is said that these two people are cousins, but who knows what is the relationship?

The quality of the people in the country of Sichuan is worrying, and many people's thoughts are biased towards dirty.

After the performance was over, there was sparse applause from the spectators around, but the two poor artists couldn't get any rewards... It wasn't because the performances of the artists were worthless, and most of the spectators had no money.

Or many people don't like watching dog food performances.

In short, it was another fruitless day, the two artists put away their stalls helplessly, and left here lonely.

The spectators followed suit.

"It's another poor day." After no one was around, Hanyu said, "I think our performance is quite exciting, but why can't we make money?"

A bosom friend is hard to find.

Hanyu put aside the "property for making money" in his hand, he is an earthen ninja, and when it comes to the field of Nendoroids, he is even an expert.

"I think there is something wrong with the song. Normal people can't appreciate such a weird tune." Tsunade said afterwards.

She felt that she could sing well, but the songs Hanyu taught her had their own problems, whether it was the lyrics or the tune, people might not be able to appreciate them at all.

"Yeah?"

Hanyu fell into thinking, Tsunade really has no problem singing, her voice and her image have completely reached the level of "debuting as an idol in order to save Konoha".

So the song is really a problem? Isn't this kind of singing, dancing, and rapping popular in this world... Hey, why did Hanyu think that rapping is popular in the ninja world? Where did this wrong impression come from?

"Then try singing 'Queen of Kabukicho' next time, any ideas?"

"...Hayu, do we really want to make money like this?"

"..."

It's a question that hits the bull's eye, and it silences Hanyu...they're out on a mission, and idol activities won't save Ninja World.

The two were talking casually, then Hanyu blinked at Tsunade calmly, and Tsunade nodded slightly...

At this time, several people were following them.

But this is not worth being nervous, because the stalkers are just ordinary people, and their concealment methods are simply too clumsy in the eyes of ninjas, and it is difficult not to be discovered.

Vagabonds in foreign countries, like rootless duckweed, will naturally become the priority targets of some "dark forces". However, a group of ordinary people who want to attack ninjas have to say that their hearts are big enough.

Fortunately, they didn't know that the two people they were following were ninjas, so they didn't have to bear any psychological pressure.

Kawa no Kuni is a country riddled with holes. After staying in this country for half a month, Hanyu and Tsunade have carried out "reverse robbery" several times - that is, to rob those who are going to rob them.

So they have a tacit understanding and a tacit understanding.

As if they hadn't noticed anything, the two of them left the city all the way, and continued westward in a leisurely manner. It didn't take long for them to encounter a group of robbers.

There were more than a dozen robbers in total, and the poor vagabond became a shackle.

The robbers were tall, short, fat and thin, but they seemed to be careful to hide their identities. All of them covered their faces with only one pair of eyes exposed, and the weapons in their hands were also various...

Just like before they robbed Hanyu, they ransacked the backstage of some circus first.

"Stranger, hand over your valuables, and we can guarantee that your lives will not be harmed.

Don't try to resist, or you will lose more than just money... Hands, feet, noses, ears, we can always scrape something more out of you. "

The leader of the robbers took a step forward, and then spoke like this.

The bandit leader looked a little short in stature, not very intimidating, and although he seemed to be trying to speak harshly, the words were not harsh enough.

So Hanyu could see right away that this group of people were not professional professionals, they were probably just ordinary people who had nowhere to go... If it wasn't for the fact that some people were idle and ready to play some robbery games.

The robbers saw the two poor people staying in place as if they were frightened, and the leader of the robbers also thought that his threat had worked, so he nodded to his subordinates, and then the group of people began to surround them cautiously. come over.

"How to say?" Tsunade asked Hanyu.

"The hazard level can be regarded as medium, so follow the previous treatment method." Hanyu said.

This group of non-professional robbers just wanted to rob money, they had no desire for sex, nor did they threaten to cut off any vital organs, so Hanyu felt that there was no need to yell at them.

And the so-called "previous approach" in his mouth was just to rob this group of people, and then tie them naked to a tree to cool off...

Although it is not a severe winter, people will not freeze to death, but it is cold enough for Guo people.

Fortunately, this group of robbers chose a good place. This is not a small road, so there will probably be pedestrians passing by within a few hours... After suffering a little bit, I hope they can find their way back, or hone some professional skills Then come out and do professional work.

Hanyu just wanted to teach these people a lesson, he didn't have much time to persuade them.

"Bad taste." Tsunade muttered in such a low voice.

For this kind of accusation, Hanyu just spread his hands. When attacking ordinary people, he always needs to consider the issue of scale. At this time, he hopes that the people who come to rob are a group of ninjas, so at least he doesn't have to hesitate when attacking.

The next moment, the robbers rushed over aggressively, and then... nothing more.

Including the robber leader who was a little further away, they didn't react at all, and then found themselves thrown down on the cold ground.

Their consciousness is very clear, but their brains have not reacted, and their hands and feet cannot move.

"Now it's my turn to peel the corn."

Then they widened their eyes and became terrified, because they saw the man pull out a long knife from nowhere, and then came to them step by step.

This is the so-called villain who will be tortured by the villain, and Hanyu didn't bother, he even took pleasure in tying robbers whose teeth were chattering from the cold to a tree one after another.

But Hanyu is actually very humane, he just physically punished the robbers, he never meant to trample on the other's personality... Every robber had two pieces of cloth on their body, one to cover their face and the other to cover their chest Ass and front of ass.

Soon, it was the turn of the robber leader.

As the chief culprit, Hanyu originally planned to give him some special treatment... The others were tied up, so he should at least be hung up.

However, just as Hanyu was stripping him, the other party suddenly yelled, pushed Hanyu with some strength, then turned around and fled towards the distance with all his might.

While running, he yelled nervously—the robbers were all terrified.

Hanyu blinked innocently, then silently withdrew his hands, as if he didn't understand how this person broke free from the paralysis caused by the heavy blow to the back of the neck.

"It's not reliable." Tsunade shook his head, and then prepared to chase the other party back.

On the surface, she was condemning Hanyu's bad taste, but it was probably just to maintain her own image, and she seemed to feel that this nonsense was quite joyful in her heart.

But at this time, Hanyu reached out to stop her, "Let the other party run away. After all, he is the boss. If he is stripped naked in front of his subordinates, what will he do in the future? It's just a fish that slipped through the net. It doesn't matter. I don't lose money anyway." .”

"No loss?" Tsunade was a little puzzled, but the two of them were not really robbed, and there was indeed no loss.

Being blocked by Hanyu, that person had already run some distance away, so Tsunade didn't bother to chase him anymore.

Afterwards, Hanyu seemed to be afraid that the group of people would freeze to death, so he kindly lit a bonfire for them. The flames burned fast and fiercely, and each and every robber felt the warmth, and many even shed tears of emotion. tears.

You scum, not only stripped other people's clothes, but even ordered them face to face.

"My friends, reform yourselves and strive to become a good person like me in the future."

Hanyu gave a last word of advice, then he and Tsunade turned around and left here.

They have stayed in the country of Sichuan for enough time, and then they will transfer to the country of the wind, and the next specific destination is the famous city of the country of the wind.

…………

The night gradually fell, and the temperature dropped even more.

The group of robbers who met Hanyu was really unlucky. Not only did they try to rob the elite Jonin, but what was even more unlucky was that they were still not rescued after being frozen for most of the day.

Obviously this place is not far from the city, and this road is usually full of pedestrians, but no one showed up for half a day.

"How, what, what to do, will I, we, will be frozen to death?"

"Don't, don't be crow's mouth, big, big miss, no, no, ran away, she, she will, come back to save us."

"No, didn't I say it, I want to be called eldest, elder sister."

"Okay, yes, but, but I don't think it's reliable. The eldest lady seems to be frightened. For the first time when she went out, she ran into a stinky hooligan."

"Well, stinky rascal."

Obviously, their teeth chattered and their tongues were stiff from the cold, but the robbers were exceptionally smooth when they scolded rogues.

But even if they are misunderstood as stinky hooligans, some people still don't lose money.

After all, she is a young lady.