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With As long as, love! The third act of the video freezes at the last second, the release preview copy is presented on the screen, and the comment area of ​​the video is silent.

Like all of Li Shixin's previous works, Only Love has a flat and trivial plot in most of the first three acts.

What is expressed is just every bit of the character's life, expressing the ordinary of ordinary people, and... the extraordinary in ordinary life!

It is this kind of contrast that makes the rhythm of the work suddenly full of conflicts and presented in front of everyone, the audience...is confused.

Brothers, I don't know how you are doing. Seeing this unexpected preview, I suddenly feel like I've been fucked.

Shut up, don't talk. I'm already applying Ma Yinglong chrysanthemum ointment.

I really don't poke it, I really don't poke this chapter.

Trying to keep smiling. Smiling crumbling. Diabolically twisted, fuck the third act! What the hell is this unexpected ad at the end of the film?

What this ghost means is that this series will not be updated until the National Day release date.

That is to say, in the past week or so, this fairy has been chasing a 30-minute trailer on the old man's Weibo and Douhou?

What to do, brothers, I really miss the plot behind Kang.

Everyone misses Kang, I really want to know if Da Zhizhi can find Ding Ding, I really want to know if he can get Ding Ding back, I really want to know...whether their life can go back to the way it was before! But on the other hand, I want to go back now Go buy a ton of rhino blades, then cut this old penis into 0.001mm slices bit by bit, dip it in horseradish and feed it to the dog!

I may not be human, but @华旗艺术人李世信 you are a real dog! This is forcing the prostitutes to go to the cinema, what the hell!

Damn it, it's so vicious! After so many years on the Internet, even those bastard dog authors at the beginning don't dare to break the chapter like this! If you break the chapter like this, the Tibetan mastiff who is used to aphrodisiacs will be pressed to the ground and ferociously bred. !

The bitter sap of leeks is shed. I'm not afraid that the dog author will break the chapter, but I'm afraid that the dog author will break it if it is good.

It's too fatal. As a prostitute, I have a hunch... This time, my golden body that has been a prostitute for thousands of years is about to be broken. Thinking about the movie tickets worth more than 40 yuan, my heart suddenly hurts.

No, I can't bear this grievance. Which brother Niaoda can edit videos? Hurry up and edit the first three scenes of the video together, I want to forward it!

I have to, let this old man make me want to die every time. Today, I will let others fool me as a fairy! (Fan Weiface.jpg)

drop!

Received a negative applause value, 321921 points!

Watching the wailing of sand sculpture netizens in the video comment area of ​​the third act, and then hearing the reminder of the system applause value coming from beside his ear, Li Shixin chuckled.

After glancing at the comments cursing his dog, he raised his sword eyebrows.

You guys hit the little mushrooms, you can scold, scold to your heart's content.

For the sake of the box office, for the sake of support, the old man...has long ago decided not to be a human being!

Thinking about it, he picked up his phone again and turned on the camera.

...

Half an hour later, a duplex villa in a residential area on the third ring road of the capital.

In the bathroom, balls of wet toilet paper were scattered all over the floor.

A figure was holding a piece of clean white toilet paper in its right hand, holding on to the toilet and twitching continuously.

Little cuties, this is the end of today's story. I wish you sweet dreams, good night.

If you hadn't suddenly broken into my life, how could I let go of my stubborn loneliness...

On the mobile phone, the recordings of Sister Shenxian are constantly looping.

Listening to the gentle and sweet voice, the figure moved the fingers in his hand to a red, swollen and peeling protrusion on his body - that is, his nose.

Submit~!

With the sound of sneezing, the figure took a few quick breaths, and tears flowed down again.

It was at this time that a Dou Shou update notification came from his phone.

Seeing the latest update video of Li Shixin displayed on the screen of his mobile phone, 10,000 tons of anger instantly appeared on his face!

Can't you be quiet?!

Heavy, he dropped the phone to the ground.

But it didn't come to fruition, somehow, that video was played.

Hi everyone, I'm your cute fairy sister. Unexpectedly, we will meet again so soon? This National Day, we will see you at the cinema. Let's call teacher Li Shixin's new film Only Love, and let's... search for love!

Hearing that gentle and pleasant voice, the figure lying on the toilet and crying unconsciously several times collapsed.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

He immediately picked up another mobile phone and dialed a number.

Hello?! Help me contact the best advertising company in Beijing. I want to advertise!

What rent? No rent! My house is still advertised for rent?

To the girl of my dreams... no, to promote a movie!

the other side.

Somewhere in Honan.

In an office of the provincial star enterprise Muye Breeding Company.

It was late at night, but the office was still brightly lit.

A burly figure was sitting on a soft leather sofa with a haggard face.

In his arms was a pink, tender and clean little pig that seemed to have been born not long ago.

Little Pig's cute winter melon face is being held tightly by a pair of big hands.

The pig nose with snot just stuck to the tip of the man's nose.

Your voice is beautiful, you know, I can dream of you every night during this period of time.

Once upon a time, I didn't believe in love anymore. It was your appearance that made me regain my hope for love and marriage.

huh huh huh huh……

Little Pig, who had no idea what the human being in front of him was doing, let out a groan in confusion.

Yeah, you're right, I'm an idiot. But in this society where human feelings are indifferent and women have money left over, wouldn't I be allowed to have a clean paradise in my heart?! Why? , Why are there so many people in the vast crowd, but you are the one! The person I like is the one you pretended to be, Hundan!?

Aw! Heh heh heh!

Didi Didi,

When the little pig was about to faint from fright, the cell phone next to the man's butt gave off a reminder tone.

Looking at the display above, the man silently turned on the video.

...I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon? See you at the cinema this National Day. I will be with you, and I will call teacher Li Shixin's new movie Only Love in the cinema. Let's... search for love together!

Hearing that gentle and sweet voice, the man was stunned.

After a long time, he called out his assistant's name outside the door.

Immediately, a more burly man pushed the door open and entered.

Second uncle, is it alright?

Seeing the person coming, the man calmly waved his hand and handed over the piggy he was holding.

Haven't eaten for a day, baked.

Hey! I'll let the kitchen bake it right away.

etc.

Second uncle, what's your order?

Go, spend money, find the best painter, draw me the most beautiful girl, and hang it in my bedroom.

well!

etc!

Mother, what do you want to do second uncle?

Find me the best advertising company and let their leaders come to see me.

What? Do you want to advertise? Didn't we just win CCTV's title last year? Why are you still advertising?

Let ye go ye go!

Hey, hey, middle!

Seeing the assistant leave with the howling piglet, the man took a deep breath and sat back on the sofa.

...I didn't expect that we would meet again so soon? See you at the cinema this National Day. I will be with you, and I will call teacher Li Shixin's new movie Only Love in the cinema. Let's... search for love together!

...Sister Immortal.

Holding the mobile phone, the man pressed his face to it with snot and tears.