Senior Superstar

According to the copy given by Li Shixin, the Jingan Cemetery's advertisements are a whole series.

Just as he was shocked by the advertisement of the cemetery, he called a surrogate driver to drive back home.

At the intersection of Ronghu Expressway, the train driver Pan Changyuan was parking his fully loaded truck at the entrance of the toll station, waiting for the toll collector to hand over his card.

It was already past one o'clock in the middle of the night. The yawning toll collector took out his billing card and raised his brows at Pan Changyuan, who was still drowsy while holding a cigarette between his fingers.

Comrade, how long have you been driving?

Hi. It's been two days.

Seeing the big dark circles on Pan Changyuan's face, the toll collector leaned forward and handed over the card, and kindly reminded him: Comrade, be careful.

It's okay! We'll be there in the middle of the night. Two or three hours, and there's no traffic on the highway...

While receiving the card, Pan Changyuan smiled and nodded to the kind toll collector. But when he took the toll card and was about to leave, he saw a big old man smiling kindly at him on the traffic sign in front of the toll booth.

That smile was full of peace and serenity, and under the illumination of truck headlights in the night, it seemed to be a greeting from another world!

Beside the old man, a line of slogans stood out;

Driving overloaded is not safe, driving speeding and taking Huangquan Road, driving overcrowded and staying away from reunion, driving tired and choosing a tomb.

Jing'an Cemetery reminds you that for the happiness of you and your family, the highway section will eliminate the fatigue of three supers and one!

All of a sudden, Pan Changyuan was shocked, and the drowsiness in his mind disappeared without a trace!

Comrade, are you leaving? Don't get stuck here!

It wasn't until the call of the toll collector came from beside him that Pan Changyuan broke away from the two benevolent gazes.

The next moment, he handed back the charge card directly.

Well, comrade, I'm a little sleepy. I won't go, I'll go back and sleep for a while.

...

Seeing the heavy truck backing up to the service area next to it, the toll collector shrugged helplessly.

at the same time.

On the guardrail of the West Second Ring Road overpass in Rongzhou City, the signs No Crossing the Guardrail that had been trampled to pieces were replaced;

Climbing is prohibited on the section of the road, and the guardrail is not to block the wind and sand.

In the past, my friends did not listen to their persuasion, but now the cemetery is full of green grass!

On the street of night bars and bars in Rongzhou City, a new slogan was also put up;

Cherish life and refuse drugs.

If you don't refuse, choose the tomb!

By the pond in the deep water area of ​​the park, new warning signs were erected;

The water is dangerously deep and swimming is prohibited.

Regardless of the danger, sleep forever in the cemetery!

Even on the high-voltage electric box, there are warning signs that are enough to make people stay away;

Danger of high voltage, do not move forward.

Keep going, choose the cemetery!

Without exception, next to these fierce slogans, there is a photo of an old man in a Chinese tunic suit.

In the photo, the old man looks forward to every offender, and throws a kind and peaceful smile.

And... that death gaze that seems to come from another world!

...

Early in the morning, Li Shixin was woken up by the notification tone of Weibo on his mobile phone.

Looking at the sun just rising outside the window, and it was only seven o'clock, Li Shixin rubbed his neck, which was a little stiff from sleep, and sat up from the bed.

drop!

The accumulative applause value received during the time period is 80373 points!

uh-huh?

Just picked up the phone, Li Shixin heard a soft beep from the system next to his ear.

It seems... a lot of stories happened this night!

Smiling slightly, Li Shixin leaned against the head of the bed and turned on his cell phone.

Although it was only past seven o'clock in the morning, my Weibo was already boiling!

In particular, it was the endorsement quiz building released the day before yesterday.

At this moment, more than 30,000 replies have been accumulated!

I saw the anti-drug advertisement in front of the bar yesterday, and I was staring at him with the death stare of Lord Xin. It was messy all night! This wave of slogans is so vicious!

Damn, I walked over the overpass after get off work yesterday, and saw the old face of Lord Xin, and then saw the promotional slogan, I was so scared to pee! I walked home with wet pants for more than a mile, and never dared to cross The guardrail is broken. Deadly, too deadly!

What are you? I woke up early this morning, and saw the photo of Lord Xin at the school gate, which gave me a shock! I thought that Lord Xin made a supernatural film for promotion. When I took a closer look, it said [Crossing the road for a while, being hit by a car and lying in the cemetery] Only then did I know that the cemetery is actually the cemetery endorsed by Master Xin!

Nimma, a group of sand sculptures are laughing at my father. What about the big pig farmers and store bosses who say that they buy and play for less than 10 million? Hurry up! It's time to show your strength!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This is not a matter of money or not! Xinye, I lost. You are right, with my strength, it will take another 180 years to support your endorsement products. I'm an ETC lever, I was wrong wow!

Seeing that early in the morning, a group of sand sculpture netizens contributed today's source of happiness, Li Shixin laughed.

Immediately sent out a dynamic; Children, no one guessed it?

Desperate, absolutely insane! If you dare to ask such an endorsement, who would have guessed it? Who the hell would have thought that this old man would not take the usual path, not representing Giffany or Fendi, and go to the cemetery of the f---ing endorsement!

The number one endorser in the cemetery! Nima died laughing. Both the company and the trustee are amazing talents. If one dares to find the other, I'm so convinced!

Wake up at six o'clock in the morning, seeing Lord Xin's endorsement, and thinking about the wonderful performances of everyone before, I can't help laughing out loud! Ha Goose Goose...

Lord Xin came out! But the hot comments are right in front of me, but in front of the photo of Lord Xin, I can't say anything coquettish! At this moment, I just want to say, Lord Xin... it's still your show! Already!

Facing the soaring replies in the latest post, Li Shixin grinned, and directly parachuted into the reply area: It's a pity, none of the hundreds of thousands of netizens guessed it right. I can't give away this discount!

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Who would want this offer? Damn it!

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Received applause worth 22312 points!

But it's okay, since the old man endorsed this cemetery product, if you need anything, you can contact me, and I'll ask the developer for a discount!

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Don't take this product with you when you are old!

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Received applause worth 29321 points!

With a large group of sand sculptures going crazy, and a large group of sand sculpture netizens laughing, two systematic beeps came from Li Shixin's ears again.

After happily cutting two waves of applause, Li Shixin put down his phone and stretched his waist.

Wake up, a new day begins.

How effective the advertisement is, the signs of today can probably be seen.

It's just a print advertisement, and the follow-up commercials haven't been filmed yet!

In a while, while I have time, I have to go to Jing'an Real Estate again.

It's hard to find customers who are stupid and rich in money these days!