Rhapsody of Entertainment Rebirth

The first day of December, the second day of winter.

The calendar says: Ding Chou year, Xinhai month, Ding Chou day. When the Ox and the Sun oppose the Sheep, it brings evil to the east. Everything is inappropriate.

If you don't shave your head, you will get sores; if you are ugly and don't wear a crown, you will not return home.

A few days ago, his master Yu Zhengchong gave him two A3-sized desk calendars, for this year and next year.

It is required that before the mountains and rivers are turned over every day, a message should be left on them.

Shanhe knows that it contains his master's expectations and warnings. Only by reflecting on himself every day can he calmly face the changing seas.

Little Chuxi pestered her brother early in the morning and insisted on Shanhe sending her to school.

In order to understand the daily life of gangsters these days, Shan He didn't go to pick up his sister. Chu Xi, this little elf, was asking her brother to pick her up in the evening in disguise.

"Xixi, it's too late for my brother. You don't want to see your brother standing in the penalty box. How about I pick up Xixi after school in the afternoon?"

After taking care of his quirky sister, Shanhe quickly rushed into school on his bike and stuffed his schoolbag into the desk just before the bell rang.

"Brother Qiu, what a coincidence that you came here today." Li Xiaohui's mean voice sounded in his ears.

"What, does Brother Li have something to say?" Shan He said back in the same tone.

"Hey, when I just entered the school gate, I saw Jin Liang and Fatty standing together in the duty room. He must have forgotten to wear the school badge. I almost laughed out loud at that scene."

"They won't fight in the duty room!" Shanhe teased.

Ever since Chen Zhongming was blocked by Jin Liang that time, every time the two sides met, they would glare at each other until one side avoided the other. The scene is extremely loving.

"It seems that Jin Ji Feo's brother was arrested by the police station and sent to Litang Township to do a labor camp. He has become weak recently."

"The teacher is here, let's talk after class."

After a political class where the voices on the podium were full of emotion and the eyes were wide-eyed below the podium, when the two were about to continue the topic, the class's literary and art committee member came over.

"Qiu Shanhe, I have your letter. You're from the capital city!" Ms. Zhou, the literary and art committee member, handed over a letter. "You have relatives in the devil city. You get letters almost every week?"

"No, I made a pen pal from Shanghai, a very handsome star!"

Hahaha, everyone around was amused.

"I'm so happy! Qiu Shanhe is really good at playing. Who is it? Xie Xiaodong!"

"You kids, you really have no imagination. If you don't believe it, forget it." Shanhe pushed away Li Xiaohui's hand that grabbed the letter.

Miss Zhou said to Shanhe and the others with a smile: "The school will hold a New Year's Day party next month. Each class must have at least two programs to participate in the selection. The atmosphere here is the most lively. The old class asked me to talk to you more Discuss and discuss.”

As soon as he heard the program, Shanhe put away the letter and shrank back, silently becoming an audience.

It's okay to create some atmosphere in the back, but if you really want to do it, you're all a loser!

Seeing everyone looking at each other, Miss Zhou called the names, "Qiu Shanhe, Yuan Datou said you were learning Erhu, why did you shrink your head and didn't say anything? You have no sense of class honor at all."

"I'll go, Brother Yuan, you are so quick with your mouth." Shanhe glared at Yuan Datou, who was evasive, "No, Chairman Zhou, it's been less than a week since I got this erhu. What can I do on stage? Play cotton." ah!"

"Anyway, you have a program here. In addition to the chorus, I will also claim one." Miss Zhou said as an example: "Classes three and four have at least three of them, we can't be worse than them!"

After Miss Zhou finished speaking, she left, leaving a bunch of people behind her speechless.

After everyone looked at the others, they turned around in a blink of an eye and looked busy. What a bunch of animals!

"Brother Qiu, why don't you go up? There's still a month left. You can practice again." Li Xiaohui encouraged, "Miss Zhou is not easy to fool. She can really go to the head teacher."

"Bald Li, you and Yuan Datou are going together. The front heel is still talking about brothers, and the back heel wants to use me as a mallet. I will answer you in one word: Impossible!"

"Take a piece of chewing gum to calm down. Yesterday I saw them discussing in full swing, so I joined in the fun. I didn't expect Miss Zhou to sell me the next day. It was an unintentional mistake!" Yuan Datou hurriedly went to Xiaojing.

"Brother Qiu, it's my fault. Whenever something happens in the future, I will charge forward and go through fire and water." Li Xiaohui on the side beat his chest and swore, "But for this show, the brothers and sisters behind us still have to rely on you."

"Hmm~ Seeing the sincerity of both of you, I reluctantly came up with an idea." Shanhe leaned on the back table, "It's simple. Let's make a short sketch. Let's take what happened in the duty room at the school gate this morning. ."

"What happened this morning? Why didn't I know?" Yuan Datou asked in confusion.

"Hey, you're talking about Fatty and Golden Chicken Feather forgetting to wear their school badges and being punished by standing still! Can this matter be arranged into a skit for the stage?"

"Imagination, I always told you to have imagination. In the same scene, replace the fat man with golden rooster feathers with a bitch who always forgets to wear the school badge and a cadre who used to be a school picket team. The story will come up. It will appear later. A teaching director and a picket, that’s it.” Old God Shanhe said calmly.

"You see, this sketch not only reflects our real life, but also promotes politeness and appearance. The important thing is that it is funny. I am not exaggerating. It will definitely cause a sensation when the time comes."

Yuan Datou and Li Xiaohui stared at the mountains and rivers with their mouths open, and they came to their senses after a while.

"Brother Qiu, no, you will be my Qiu Daxian from now on, and you have thought of so much in just this moment!" Li Xiaohui praised with admiration.

"Qiu Daxian, you have such a broad mind. You will be Datou's superior Qiu Daxian from now on." Yuan Datou nodded in agreement, "I went to tell Miss Zhou during recess, right?"

"Let her think about the actors, and I will complete the plot."

During the last self-study class in the morning, a group of people in the back row started a heated discussion.

"If you ask me, Li Xiaohui is the bitch, he doesn't even have to act!"

"He's not good at it. He's been trembling since he was on stage since he was little. He can't even speak. He goes up to pick up balls of wool!"

"I think I can be the dean. My mother always says that I have official status."

"Your mother is scolding you. You have nothing but fat on your body!"

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Miss Zhou looked down on the losers in the back row, "Qiu Daxian, tell me, none of them are reliable."

"Chairman, I will give you an idea. You decide. There are two important people, the bitch and the cadre. I think Yuan Datou can try to be a cadre. Although he is not like a cadre, he has loved to join in the fun since he was a child. It's a good performance. It's a good performance and there's a sense of contrast. It's funny."

Shanhe continued: "As for the bitch, I don't have a good candidate. This character must have a sense of joy, and it just looks like it can make people laugh."

Miss Zhou looked around the mountains and rivers. "I think you are quite happy. How about you come?"

"I can't get in. I am a screenwriter and also a director. How can I get in? Besides, I look like a handsome boy at first glance. How can you tell that I am happy?"

"You're already a director, so I won't bother thinking about it. You finish the story quickly and we'll start on the weekend." Miss Zhou really has the style of a big girl.

Shanhe is still very interested in this program.

This was his first time participating in a class activity, and he was a little excited to try an area he had never touched before.

The whole plot is very simple: a certain guy who is a repeat offender is once again discovered by the picket team not to wear the school badge. During this period, the certain guy accidentally discovered that the former captain of the picket team who was on duty also did not wear the school badge. A certain bitch finally found an opportunity and was ready to make a big announcement. In the entanglement, each other discovered their respective difficulties, and then turned their hostility into friendship and agreed to help each other. Finally, the dean came on stage and spoke about the solemn etiquette and the meaning and responsibility of wearing the school badge.

Among them, the dialogue editing that suits the context of middle school students must not only be humorous, but also must not be out of line.

Shanhe planned to let the losers in the class brainstorm and collectively use their talents.

In terms of actors, apart from Yuan Datou, who is tentatively scheduled to play the role of the minister, there is no suitable candidate for a certain bitch. Fatty Chen Zhongming is very suitable, but unfortunately they are not in the same class.

At dinner, Shanhe told his parents what happened as an adjustment.

However, Qiu Jiang attached great importance to it. He found that this was a very creative teaching method, and obscure and lengthy principles were spread in a joyful way. Traditional preaching can foreseeably be replaced.

Qiu Jiang decided to participate in the writing of the script and told his son his thoughts.

"Dad, you are thinking too deeply. This is what happened at the school gate this morning. I happened to give the class an idea." Shanhe said in surprise.

"Isn't the form of this sketch totally bad? It has as much meaning as you said."

"My impression of middle school education is definitely not there. Using humorous and realistic stories to carry out moral education is groundbreaking, I think."

"Do you have the phone number of Director Liu Quanhe of the Magic City Education TV Station?" Qiu Jiang asked.

"No, Hu Ge knows. Do you want me to ask?"

"Ask! Let me be specific."

This call lasted for more than an hour. When he put down the phone, Qiu Jiang looked excited.

Liu Quanhe agreed with his idea and asked Qiu Jiang to record the program and mail it to the TV station.

"Son, how about I play the role of the dean?"

"Okay, that's great. I'm worried that my classmates can't perform as well as the teacher."

"But when it comes time to rehearse, I'm the director, so you can't interfere with our opinions."

The father and son agreed on the division of labor for the program.

Xie Meiyu covered her mouth and snickered from the side. She had fun watching a teenage boy acting as a director, teaching his father, who was almost forty, how to act.