Rebirth Turn of the Century

What kind of creature is Candide?

Zhao Song, who is middle-aged and powerless, often concludes that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups.

In the previous life, Xizi was an honest person, Li Yong was an honest person, and Zhao Song was also an honest person.

He got married when he first fell in love, was scolded by his wife at home, looked like a good old man outside, never went to a disco, never went to a bar, even when he went to KTV with his colleagues, he subconsciously dared not talk to the opposite sex.

An honest man will think of the woman in his heart as perfect, and will sacrifice everything for love.

For the so-called integrity, for their love, if a woman lay naked in front of him, he might not even touch her. Although not so extreme, Zhao Songzhen has done similar things before.

They completely ignored that women also have to eat and fart, defecate and fart, laugh and fart, have diarrhea and fart, diarrhea and fart, and fart non-stop!

Before rebirth, Zhao Song, who wanted to understand, summed it up like this. He wanted women to disgust him to death. His most disgusting conclusion is that for the same underwear that has been worn for a day, the cleanliness of the underwear that men take off is 99 new compared to 11 new.

Honest people like to talk about feelings and responsibilities, and Zhao Song, who has come back again, doesn't want to talk about it anymore, he just goes for the girl who can let go, but the remaining instinct still affects him.

He fell in love with Li Wei and was willing to be a successor, but unfortunately he didn't even have the qualifications; he was moved by compassion for Yuanyuan and was willing to take the responsibility of protecting Yuanyuan to the end, but it was a pity that he became a bus driver in the end; Qiu Shan...running to take advantage, Zhao Song was taken advantage of.

A lot of things are afraid of experience. When Zhao Song met these women in half a year, he didn't even dare to dream in his previous life.

Now he has experienced it in a short period of time, and with a lot of experience, Zhao Song realized that the previous summary about honest people was all farting, and he had no courage to speak so much. Excuse. With a lot of experience, an honest person may become more sloppy.

My name is Zhao Song, Zhao Kuangyin's Zhao, Zhao Kuangyin's Song; I was reborn at the turn of the century, and I am moving forward in awe, and I am more willing to show off to fly! You ask me what body position is at the turn of the century? Please answer me first how many events there are in the Olympic Games.

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Time and space are really interesting things. If you stand from the perspective of God, you will find that people in different spaces are doing things at the same time, and there is really a strong contrast.

Some people are digging out excrement, some people are having morning tea in star-rated hotels according to the menu of the Queen of England; some people are flushing toilets, some people are drinking coffee leisurely in Starbucks; some people are washing urinals, and some people are having meetings in high-end office buildings; Some people were chatting peacefully in the leisure club, while Zhao Song was riding a flatbed scooter with a computer and Wen Jing, hobbling on Zhongguancun South Street.

April 22, 2000, Saturday, sunny.

Xu Liangying's Wuming chassis factory has been upgraded and transformed, and the output has ushered in a small explosion. With the arrival of the first batch of 500 chassis yesterday, the folks in the Tesla business department worked overtime overnight, and finally completed all the copying work before noon today. Zhao Song took most of the employees from the field support department and the business department to go out to deliver the goods. .

For the orders brought by the flash mob, Zhao Song wants to list all of them today. Although all the dealers in China Sea have been enviously looking at Tesla's empty counters for half a month.

However, Zhao Song could no longer bear the potential losses caused by empty cabinets. How could so many customers be willing to buy futures these days?

………

No. 122, Courtyard 13, Weimu Village, this is here. Zhao Song wiped off his body, put on a brand new Tesla T-shirt, and came to the door with a strange smell. That's not serving customers, it's annoying.

Daughter-in-law, watch the car. Wen Jing, who was sitting on the scooter, nodded obediently. Wen Jing, who is not stupid, is now a little girl who is in love, and she has such a shrewd appearance.

Zhao Song looked at the hot eyes, put his arms around the girl's small waist, and kissed her face, feeling the quiet and silky skin, sliding all the way to her neck, giggling amusedly.

Zhao Song just doesn't kiss!

The customers of this shop in Weimu Village are a bit weird. When Zhao Song entered the door, a middle-aged man and a young man, he only gestured to invite him in. When he installed the computer, he was offered a glass of water. The whole process was silent. world.

Zhao Song, bent over to work, always felt the two men behind his back waving their arms, and the cold wind was blowing, so he couldn't bear it anymore, he took out the screwdriver in his tool bag, and shouted: My master has practiced, what do you want to do?

The two men were a little at a loss with their hands raised, and then gestured to Zhao Song for a while, which was dumb.

Shua~ Zhao Song blushed like a monkey's butt, bowed and apologized repeatedly.

The two customers smiled and waved their hands. There was a sense of regularity in their hand gestures. Zhao Song, who had read dumb language textbooks, could guess the general meaning.

So, what the hell is Xiao Yu gesticulating? Is that girl dumb? I'm not very old, and I'm happy to be fine.

Leaving this embarrassing episode aside, Zhao Song rode on the scooter and continued to deliver the goods.

Wen Jing was wearing a straw hat, sitting on the scooter, and under her buttocks was the seat that Zhao Song had removed from the Jinbei cart.

Zhao Song, do you like me?

I like it. You are Bai Fumei, and you are good-looking. Idiots don't like it.

Wen Jing thought for a while before she understood Bai Fumei's meaning.

Smiling slightly, he continued to ask, I'm talking about affectionate liking?

Don't dare to have feelings, Wen Jing, when you go to Eagle Country, you will see a more exciting world.

Zhao Song continued: When you come back and step into the society, with such a father, you will meet many amazing and talented people. When you think of the petty Zhao Song, you will regret it.

Wen Jing was a little angry, and said, How do you know what I will become in the future?

I don't know, but are you willing to stay for me?

...

So, girl, for two months, I will be your boyfriend seriously, like you seriously, and take advantage of you seriously to satisfy my vanity.

Wen Jing was speechless by Zhao Song's outspoken words.

Zhao Song rode the scooter seriously, and suddenly said to himself: I have had a bad experience, and I was extremely lucky to encounter a miracle, so ah, I just want to live happily, I resist I'm happy with the bag, I'm happy with the scooter, I'm happy with you for two months.

But if you put your feelings into it and let me wait for you in Kyoto, I won't be happy. In this life, I won't be a good man.

Wen Jing stared at Zhao Song's back for a long time, smiled sweetly, and shouted: Bad man, hurry up!

Ride who?

Hate!

Sweat mixed with laughter, swaying all the way.

Leisure club, before noon.

The young ladies Bai Li and Hao Ying reconciled. Girls are like this, noisy and noisy, and they are back to normal in a blink of an eye.

Xiao Yu served them Mocha with a serious expression, then turned and left without stopping. She and Betty are naturally at odds, and they don't like each other, probably all beautiful women are like this. Xiao Yu's smile is as cute as Betty's, but when she's serious...

Hao Ying patted Xiao's chest and sighed: Xiao Yu is so serious and scary, like my uncle who is a soldier. Another guy who likes to stab people with a bayonet.

Bai Li didn't pick up, but talked about Zhao Song: Your hesitant sweetheart has already talked about love with Wen Jing.

Hao Ying's eyes darkened for a moment, and she forced a smile and said, It's just that these two guys helped me make up my mind, just like what my brother said, maybe Zhao Song really isn't suitable for me.

Betty asked amusedly, Your brother is better than Uncle Wenhua?

Hao Ying forced a smile and said, It's a graduate of the University of Bologna.

Bai Li added: Graduating from the Department of Chinese Language and Culture, it's a great style.

Seeing that they were about to argue again, Hao Ying stopped talking.

By the way, the school's list of outstanding students this year has been announced, and Zhao Song is ranked first, and he didn't give any reason for being overbearing. Bai Li couldn't help but look at Hao Ying mockingly: As long as you do something, someone will always see it. , a flash mob without taking off the school uniform, which raised our school's college entrance examination score by at least 20 points this year!

Hao Ying was speechless, a little ashamed.

In fact, Zhao Song would only be happy when he knew about this. On the other side of this metropolis, someone is talking about him, whether it is good or bad, it can prove that he really has a place in this super city.

Life is a feeling, feeling others, feeling yourself, feeling emotions, feeling joys and sorrows, feeling joys and sorrows.

Just like Liu Cong who was working at the gold counter in the Zhonghai Market at this time, he couldn't put down the phone and looked around blankly...

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