Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"This is not an example." Katyusha looked helplessly at the two guys, then continued to wash the vegetables.

"Got it..." Mary and Li Ge both looked obedient.

Because of the chili smell in the kitchen, the little bat hid at the door of the kitchen, sat on a high stool, and watched everyone cook.

"Even Lucifer..." The little bat could see that Lucifer was grinding tofu with Michael.

Now there is only one bat idle, and I feel a little uncomfortable...

I am like some kind of landlord and lord, stretching out his hands for clothes and opening his mouth for food...

Hmm... But this seems to be the truth, except for eating, I still eat with my own rice bowl, and Katyusha has contracted all my chores...

Katyusha... The little bat looked at Katyusha.

Being able to have such a head maid is indeed the luck of my life, but I usually spoil myself too much. If this continues, I might really become a useless bat who can't do anything without Katyusha...

Eh, wait... Could it be that Katyusha had this kind of plan in the first place?

Terrified to think about...

And Mikael, they eat more and more bats recently, and the skill of eating bats is getting more and more proficient... I feel that I am going to indulge in the feeling of being eaten...

Damn it, I won't become a useless bat!

I want to raise my teeth! ——

"Mr. Van Helsing?" Katyusha's 'Mr. Van Helsing Radar' sensed the strange mood swings of the little bat, and quickly turned to look at the little bat: "Did something happen?"

"No, no..." The little bat huddled into a ball on the high stool, and said weakly: "Just... just thought of something..."

"Is it very troublesome?" Katyusha's eyes were full of concern, and everyone looked over.

"It's not a very troublesome thing..." Little Bat nodded his little finger, his little face flushed: "It should be a very easy thing, so don't worry about it, it's just a trivial matter..."

I am a dignified Maharaja Fan Helsing, there is no reason why I can't show my strength in front of the two girls, right?

……

It was late at night.

"Mi, Michael, don't..." Michael held the little bat above his head with his hands tied behind his back, and ate the bat.

"Mr. Van Helsing said just now that he should be tough..." Katyusha lay on her side, hugging the little bat.

"It's really 'tough' now..." Michael smiled, leaned down and kissed the little bat.

……

earthly.

The ancient capital of the Eight Dynasties 'Fendu' in the background of the game data.

"Why is Senior Van Helsing's face so red?" Yin Lihua looked curiously at the little bat's blushing face.

"It's nothing... just a small matter..." The little bat waved his little hands, then walked to the side of the road, picked up a handful of clear water from the clear ditch with his two little hands, and washed his face.

"Where are Annie and the others? Are they still online?" Little Bat asked Yin Lihua who was behind her.

He has just come online, if you don't count Michael and Katyusha who are still eating bats and will come online later, he is the latest pigeon to go online after the agreed time '[-]:[-] midnight'.

"Everyone went online a long time ago..." Yin Lihua smiled helplessly: "Annie and the others have all gone to the beach to collect the bill. That big whale has made a lot of money for everyone, even if it hasn't been sold out... now The money is enough for everyone to buy a big house..."

"That is to say? Are we rich again?" Little Bat's face was filled with surprise.

When was the last time you got rich?

By the way, I found an underground ruins with a lot of gold coins in it, which made everyone squander them until now, but they still can't afford a big house.

There are many commercial houses for sale in each main city, and they are all very luxurious, but they are too expensive, and everyone can afford them, but after buying them, they will return to a state of poverty.

So everyone chooses a chic and unrestrained sojourn life in the world, staying in a hotel if there is one, and finding a high mountain if there is no hotel, and spending money on enjoying life on the top of the mountain.

"Let's take a look at the house later, Mr. Van Helsing." Yin Lihua helped the little bat up from the side of the ditch.

"I want a quieter house, preferably with ponds, rockery, galleries and waterside pavilions..." Yin Lihua's small face was full of longing.

My palace is mainly in a grand and solemn style, without too many small scenes, but I have liked Su's garden since I was a human being on Earth...

"Then let's go to Dianjing to see..." Little Bat raised his head, looked at the elegant and majestic buildings in Fendu, and thought for a while: "The city in Dianjing is designed according to the water town in the south of the Yangtze River. Yes, there should be a house that Lihua likes..."

"This side of Fandu is full of palace-style mansions..."

"Hmm..." Yin Lihua nodded her head, but her little face was a little tangled: "But... I don't know if you like that kind of house..."

"Well... that's indeed a problem," Little Bat touched his chin: "Let's meet up with everyone first, and ask everyone for their opinions..."

"I think everyone will still like that kind of house. Apart from the library, the place where everyone gathers most often is the small wooden house in the backyard. There is also a pond there, and the decoration style is also exquisite and natural..."

"And Li Ge's hometown also has a super super big house..." The little bat stretched its two slender arms as wide as possible in front of its chest.

"It is many times larger than Anne's Castle, just like your palace, Lihua, but most of them are single-story buildings, and there are many places with gardens and lawns. The combined volume of the rooms should be the same as Anne's. The castle is almost…”

"That mansion is also Lihua's garden style that you like." Little Bat crossed his arms, his face full of confidence: "Everyone has lived there for a while, and they all said that they like it very much. If possible, they would like to Stay longer."

"Is that so..." Yin Lihua smiled: "That would be great..."

……

After half a day.

The little bat and Yin Lihua joined everyone, and then returned to Dianjing on the red giant eagle, ready to pick a house.

"Huh? Where are Katyusha and Michael? Why aren't they online yet?" Lucifer, who had felt a little weird from just now, finally found out that something was wrong.

"Ahem...they said to wait a while before going online, let them...ah no, let's play first..." The little bat blushed and said.

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The second update this morning is here! ~

(Damn it, there are some human cubs in the kindergarten opposite the window looking at Mango code words, Mango had to draw the curtains...)

Chapter 1140 Chapter 1138: Unexpected Salted Fish ([-])

Dianjing, in a big house for sale.

"This house...is it too big?" Lucifer's little face was full of hesitation.

Everyone is now following the map navigation. After walking for more than 30 minutes, they have not finished visiting the lower right corner of the house.

"It's many times bigger than Anne's Castle, and it's almost the same as the house of Li Ge's hometown. Do we really want to live in such a big place?"

"There is no little maid in this world, no one can help us clean such a big house..."

"We can clean it ourselves." Mary folded her arms and her face was natural.

"..." Everyone rolled their dead fish eyes and stared at Mary.

"Look, what am I doing? Am I wrong?" Mary scratched her faded colored hair head: "Anyway, the world is not far from the atrium, so we can just bring some sweeping robots from the atrium, it's not too difficult ..."

At the beginning, "Magic·Colorful Hair Salted Fish·God" could push Mars into the sun, but now she, Mary, smuggled hundreds of sweeping robots from the atrium to the world without any problem.

"Mary, you are cheating," the little bat pulled Mary's little hand: "You can't do this kind of thing, it's not good to cheat..."

"W-how is it cheating?" Mary's little face was a little embarrassed, but she still pretended to be tough: "I, Mary, never play games, and the robot vacuum I built by myself is cheating?"

"It's very unfair to other players." Li Ge also came over and put his arms around Mary's neck, pinching her little cheek.

"Li Ge, you and Fan Helsing killed that big whale not long ago with the martial arts learned outside the mortal world," Mary rolled the eyes of the dead fish: "Hmph, do you dare to say that players in the mortal world can learn "Hangduan" in the mortal world? Is it a level of martial arts like "Bu Zhou" or "Heavenly Strike Dao Chong"?"

"Oh!—" Li Ge and Little Bat froze at the same time.

"No one said that you can't learn that level of martial arts in the world." Lucifer spread his hands, "It's just that 'now players can't reach the level', so Van Helsing and Li Ge use that level of martial arts." There is nothing wrong with martial arts..."

"But sweeping robots are high-tech things that others can see at a glance. If they are really seen by others, we will definitely be reported and cheated."

"Tsk..." Mary crossed her arms and said, "Players in this world are still too useless. They haven't finished the industrial revolution yet. Hurry up and enter the electrical age, bastard—"

"So the sweeping robot can't be taken over here," Annie also crossed her arms, "But...the sweeping slime might be able to catch some of them from the street and smuggle them in..."

"I don't want it anymore..." Yin Lihua tilted her head and thought for a while, "Those slimes are dirty and sticky..."

"It's okay to look on the street. Anyway, they will leave immediately after cleaning the street, but if you keep them at home, you may not even be able to eat..."

"Indeed..." Everyone nodded in agreement.

Those slimes on the street are indeed dirty, after all, they are rolling around on the ground to absorb garbage.

"Then don't buy such a big house." Lucifer made a decision: "Let's take a look at the smaller house."

"There are only a dozen or so people living here. What do you want to do in a big place? Get up early every morning and run [-] kilometers around the house to exercise?"

"I think this can be done, Lucifer just needs to lose weight." Mary nodded her hairy head.

"..." Lucifer rolled his dead fish eyes and continued to stare at Mary: "Have you ever seen a fool who runs to lose weight in the game? Do you think I am such a fool?"

"Is that Lucifer?" Mary was a little curious.

"..." Lucifer's face darkened, "No."

Snapped--

Mary's little butt was slapped hard by Lucifer.

"Ah!~" Mary blushed instantly, "Lucifer, what are you doing?!—"

"Hehe, your colorful haired salted fish is actually shy?" Lucifer and everyone else were surprised.

"I, I..." Mary held up her big papaya: "I'm still a pretty girl with a big papaya now, why can't I be shy?"

"..." Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. Why did Mary's actions just now feel so lustful?Is this still the careless, heartless salted fish with colorful hair at home?

……

It wasn't until everyone finished watching the fourth house that Michael and Katyusha slowly went online and came to everyone.

"Eh? Haven't you chosen yet?" Michael's little face was a little puzzled.

Fortunately, I stopped for a while just now, turned on the wrist phone and voted for the style of the house I like, and then continued to eat bats. I thought that I would be able to live in a new home when I went online, but now I haven’t chosen it yet?

"These houses are too big..." Yin Lihua leaned against the courtyard wall of the house and ate popsicles with everyone, her small face was full of helplessness: "Everyone feels that if only us live in... it will be deserted... "