The second update this morning is here! ~

(Mango found that there was no way to break through 10 words in 4000-1 minutes... Well... how did those guys who can write more than [-] words in an hour do it? Not to mention the kind of [-] words in an hour The kind of evil god with many words... I heard that it is voice input... so powerful, Mango doesn't even dare to speak, so he can tell a chapter of a novel is really amazing...)

Chapter 965 Chapter 963: The unlucky fairy with sand in his life ([-])

When Xiao Shi and Lin Hao led a group of ignorant and ignorant--pure rookie chickens who were fooled out of the city and gradually walked into the barren Gobi world from the gate of the city...

boom boom-

Several land crocodiles ran into the city from the 'Colorful Salted Fish Hunting Team', none of them had saddles on them, and for a while the soldiers guarding the city wondered whether they should be allowed to enter the city.

But after thinking about it, I decided to ignore them all. Anyway, the wild monsters can't make any attacks in the safe zone. Even if those land crocodiles are pure wild monsters, not the ones that have been domesticated, they can't get rid of them when they enter the city. any storms.

"Brother Xiao," a rookie Caiji weakly raised his hand: "Should we rent a few land-walking crocodiles? Otherwise, we can walk on two legs in the Gobi desert, and we won't be able to catch up with that thief until we die." Qian’s colorful-haired girl, right?”

"Well... it's time to rent it." Xiao Shilin Hao put his hands on his chest and nodded: "Go and rent it, I'll wait for you here."

"Eh? Me, let's rent it?" Another rookie, Caiji, was stunned: "No, it shouldn't be Brother Xiao who--"

"I can only eat one or two mutton noodles now, and I have to tell people not to put mutton. How do you think I still have money to rent land crocodiles?" Xiao Shilin Hao frowned.

"You have to know that the starting price of those land crocodiles is fifty copper coins, and an extra copper coin will be charged for every kilometer traveled. How can I afford this price..."

"It means that you newbies are better off. Each of you has a thousand copper coins, even if you ride a land crocodile and set off from the wall to Dianjing."

"Uh...so expensive..." The rookies looked at each other in blank dismay.

At the same time, I also lamented that the map of "The World" is really huge. Is there more than 900 kilometers between the two main cities?It's just so awesome!

Moreover, "The Earthly World" is not like the "Earthlings Invading Alien", which blocked the elf group. "The Earthly World" will not fool everyone with textures and pre-loaded models.

Although "Earthlings Invasion of Aliens" advertises "infinite universe map, everything can interact", but just like previous games, players can't break the ground and walls, and can't leave any traces on public buildings. The so-called " The infinite universe map' is also just a randomly generated universe texture background plus broken meteorites and simple planets.

It's not like "Dust World" at all, so that every piece of dust can be picked up by the player, and the graffiti drawn by the player everywhere will only be blurred by the wind and sun of nature, and will not be directly deleted by the system .

The reality of "The World" is terribly high, it is almost like the real world, if there are not such things as game helmets and data panels, all players will probably doubt whether they have really traveled to a different world.

So... Although "Earthlings Invade Alien" was released some time earlier than "Dust World" and seized a large amount of market, but since "Dear World" public beta, the number of people playing "Earther Invasion Alien" is pitifully small .

People can eat and go to the bathroom in "The Earthly World", but can you in "Earthlings Invasion of Alien"?

Oh yes, "People on Earth Invasion of Alien" seems to have introduced the function of going to the toilet recently, but that thing is too disgusting, so let's not talk about it.

……

At this time, the earth is blocking the headquarters of the Elf Group.

The atmosphere in the conference hall was very bad. Every alien pretending to be an Earthling was sitting on a chair, drinking tea in silence.

Snapped--

"Come and tell me—" The group president threw a report on the long table of the meeting, startling all the guilty aliens.

"Which little clever ghost came up with the idea to add the shitting function to the game?"

"And there's a fucking plastic arts competition...Wh-whose idea was this?!——" The president slammed the table, his face livid.

"..." The aliens were silent for a while...

boom--

An alien who was pushed down by an unknown alien, got up from under the table to find everyone looking at him, like saying 'he's the little dork'.

"Hey... the director of the marketing department," the president put his hands on the conference table, staring at the trembling marketing director: "You are that little clever ghost?"

"Ahem... I, I can explain..." The director of the marketing department wiped the cold sweat from his brow: "Didn't I read their investigation report on the official website of "The World"..."

"A lot of players said that 'being able to eat and go to the bathroom' are the key elements that attract them to the world..."

"Then..." The CEO covered his forehead in pain: "Why shit? What about 'eating'? Why do you ask our programmers to do that kind of thing..."

"Isn't this the technology we are showing now, it can't simulate human taste..." The director of the marketing department poked his finger.

"If all the helmets sold are equipped with the taste simulation function, the production cost of the helmet will become very high, and few people can afford it..."

"Alas..." The president sighed with blank eyes.

"go away……"

"Eh?!" The director of the marketing department was shocked, and hurriedly knelt down: "Boss, give me another chance! —— I will never do this kind of thing again next time! —"

"Do you still want to have a next time?!—" The president picked up the report and threw it on the head of the marketing department director.

"Go back to the countryside and farm! Don't ask me to see you again! Otherwise, I will see you and beat you once!"

"Boss, spare me!—" The director of the marketing department looked desperate.

……

earthly.

"Oh!—what a wind!—"

Fan Helsing and the others were riding on the back of the red giant eagle, flying towards the Tianxing Pavilion in the east. Katyusha, who had just tamed (beaten) (flattened) the red giant eagle, was sitting at the front and was the driver holding the reins.

The little bat sat between Lucifer and Mikael, like butter in the middle of a sandwich, almost squeezed into a puddle of bats.

"Katyusha! ~Fly slower!—" The little bat yelled at Katyusha in front of Lucifer in the strong wind.

"No problem, Mr. Van Helsing—" Katyusha responded with a chuckle.

The flying speed of the red giant eagle gradually slowed down, it no longer fluttered its wings frequently, and just glides high in the sky with the wind.

"Huh..." Everyone on the back of the Red Giant Eagle breathed a sigh of relief.

"We should have brought some windproof glasses..." Mary behind Michael sighed helplessly.

"I didn't dare to open my eyes just now, because I was afraid that the strong wind would blow away my cornea..."

"Senior Mary's words are so exaggerated..." Li Ge behind Mary smiled, "It's just that the wind is a little stronger, I opened my eyes just now, although it's a bit uncomfortable, but my eyes are still fine now—"

Sudden……

"Well!--"

Another grain of sand flew into Li Ge's eye socket.

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Chapter 966 Chapter 964: The Tragic Future Seen by Salted Fish ([-])

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There were cock crows one after another in Annie Town.

Van Helsing also gradually woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes slightly, and the first thing he saw was Michael's sleeping face.

'So close……'

Van Helsing touched this beautiful face covered with white light in the morning light.

"What a nice view……"

Van Helsing kissed Michael's cheek lightly, and his small face was filled with secret joy of successfully kissing his lover.

"Honey!~" Mikael opened his eyes instantly, and wrapped his arms around the little bat's neck.

"Mi, Michael, you actually pretended to be asleep!—" Little Bat felt that he had been deceived intolerably, and he could only forgive her if Michael hugged her...

"Oh!——" The cute little mouth of the little bat was blocked by the lover again, and he could no longer speak.

After half an hour...

"Cough," Katyusha's voice sounded behind the little bat: "Michael has been making out with Mr. Van Helsing for 15 minutes. Although as a maid, I shouldn't interfere too much with the daily activities between the master and the mistress, but... ..."

"I really have to get up now, otherwise if the little ones run over and see later..."

"I locked the door last night~" Mikael licked the little bat's face and whispered softly.

pop-

Jin Lin'er, who was wearing golden silk pajamas, appeared outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the bedroom, and patted the windows with her small hands.

"Sister Katyusha!~Help me comb my hair~" Jin Lin'er's voice coming from outside has become weaker, but it can still be heard clearly.

"I'm going to wake Bai Ji up later!~"

"This little guy..." Katyusha smiled helplessly, and sat up from the coffin: "Obviously she can help Bai Ji comb her hair, but she doesn't want to comb her own hair..."

"I just want to act like a baby," Mikael said with a clear face, and sat up holding the little bat: "It's like my dear..."

"Ahem..." The little bat quickly escaped from Mikael's arms, sat on the corner of the coffin with his knees hugged, his little face was blushing, and he pretended to be calm: "I, I didn't want to be coquettish... ..."

"Oh? Really..." Michael opened his arms.

The little bat looked at Mikael's big papaya, and wanted to pounce on it again to act coquettishly, but finally held back: "Uh-I, I'm going to open the window for Jin Lin'er!—"

boom--

The little bat jumped out of the coffin, threw itself on the carpet, and quickly got up again. While arranging its messy pajamas, it ran towards Jin Lin'er facing the morning sun.

……

After breakfast.

"Ah... this is life~" Mary was wearing a cotton pajamas printed with plush bears, lying on the rocking chair on the roof basking in the sun, holding a manga 'borrowed' from Li Ge in her two little hands Book.

Hmm... Li Ge has gone to work and teach students in the Penglai Museum now, and Mary directly 'taken' this comic book with a very beautiful cover character from the bookshelf in her room——

Now that it's on the bookshelf, it means it's not something shameful, right?Right?

"I think it's better for you, Mary, not to mess with Lige's things..." Van Helsing was lying on another rocking chair beside Mary, basking in the sun recklessly as a vampire.

"It's not that Li Ge is so stingy, it's that...Li Ge was a BL book artist before..." Fan Haixin lowered his voice: "Even...haven't gone ashore until now..."

"Mary, what you have in your hands will never be as simple as you imagined..."

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