Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"By the way, something happened on the river near No. [-] Tianxia Building in the early hours of this morning, do you know?" Maharaja Fan Haixin glanced at Dawei Tianlong.

"I know," Dawei Tianlong nodded: "After such a big commotion, the God of Cookery also brought back the culprit for us to see. He is just a little cultivator in the transformation stage, not worth mentioning, but..."

"It's disgusting..." Dawei Tianlong frowned tightly: "I have never met such a perverted monk before, who actually refined an ugly dead man's head on his ass..."

"When I came out this morning, I wasn't in the mood to have breakfast..."

"Later, this cultivator's evil skills dissipated, and he became a mortal with his meridians cut off. The God of Cookery threw him into the prison in Hangzhou City."

"Oh..." Monarch Van Helsing nodded clearly.

"Did ordinary people see this ugly monster? Today is Lihua's important day, so don't let any rumors that hinder the auspicious day come out..."

Although Van Helsing is very sure of the fate he controls, and can protect the eyes of the people who eat melons, so that they will not see anything discordant throughout the day, but it is still necessary to confirm the real situation.

"The God of Cookery said no." Dawei Tianlong was not sure: "She said that she put him in the clean bottle immediately, and the ordinary people who watched the theater couldn't see anything except the water spout that reached the sky. .”

"That's good." Maharaja Van Helsing heaved a sigh of relief, this is the fate he saw, and the fate he personally guided.

pat-

A figure flew up from under the city wall and landed not far in front of Fan Helsing.

"I've seen the Maharaja." He Mofang, who was also dressed in a formal attire, cupped his hands at Maharaja Fan Haixin.

"Huh? Come to see Lihua?" Fan Haixin recalled that He Mofang is now Lihua's great-grandfather, and it is not uncommon for him to want to meet his granddaughter on such an important day.

"Hehe... no," He Mofang waved his hand: "I don't know Lihua very well at all, and her grandma and grandma came to see her..."

"My words--just to prevent Xiaoxiao criminals from making trouble."

Zheng——

The Longting sword on He Mofang's waist let out a soft chime.

"It probably won't be so peaceful today. My great-grandfather, I should do something for my great-granddaughter..."

He Mofang thought of those rats who wanted to disturb the ceremony when he and his old friends were drinking on the cruise ship in the early morning.

It's too kind to kill them with a single sword, and smash your hands with a wine glass.

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Chapter 939 Chapter 937: A Lady in Anne's Town ([-])

however……

He Mofang didn't meet Xiaoxiao all day.

Today's grand ceremony went on smoothly without any undue disturbance.

It was night in a blink of an eye.

In the main hall of the Jinyu Palace, the empress of the Great Yin Empire is hosting a banquet for the officials, but there are not only her officials present at the banquet.

There are also representatives of the common people, representatives of the Jianghu people, all the immortals who only represent themselves, as well as the envoys of the solar system community, the family of the leader of Anne County, and finally the immediate family members brought back by Her Majesty the Queen, as well as her brothers and sisters. .

Let's invite these former princes and princesses to have a meal and listen to their recent lives. If they want to ask for work from me, I will give them some errands that can make a living.

Of course, it depends on whether they have taken life seriously in the past few months, and the guy who wants to eat and die, let him continue to eat and die until the severance fee is exhausted, and he will not care about them anymore.

"Sister Huang, are you so heartless?" A young man suddenly stood up from the table and looked at Yin Lihua who was sitting upright.

"..." It looked like Yin Lihua, but in fact it was the Queen of Taiyin with a blank expression on her face, as if she directly ignored this little character, and after a long while, she opened her mouth coldly under Tangxia Yin Lihua's hint.

"Who are you?"

All the guests sitting on both sides of the red carpet in the center of the hall fell silent and put down their chopsticks.

"I, I am the No. 20 fourth brother of the imperial sister..." The young man looked around nervously, wanting the other ex-princes and princesses around him to stand up and speak for him.

"Oh, 24," Her Majesty pinched the wine glass with one hand, and took a sip of the sweet sake: "I don't know."

"What do you want to stand up now?"

Her Majesty the Queen is like a lazy lion, and the gradually overwhelming coercion makes the prince's legs weak 24 years ago.

Isn't Taiyin... an ordinary princess?What's the matter with this aura that is more terrifying than the father?

"I, I... I..." The 24-year-old prince kept saying 'I', but couldn't say a complete sentence.

"Lihua, isn't this a little too much?" Fan Haixin looked at Yin Lihua who was sitting next to him and ate up his mouth, and tilted his head.

Now Yin Lihua has used the magic of 'cognitive impairment' on herself. Except for the people she allows, no one can detect her existence, just like now, because no outsider can see her appearance, Yin Lihua doesn't care about herself After all, eating looks good or bad.

Because of today's grand ceremony, Yin Lihua hadn't eaten since noon yesterday, just wanted a symbol of a 'clean body', for which she bathed and burned incense for three days.

Tired and hungry a long time ago, today I stood all day, gave public speeches, paraded with floats, and prayed for blessings. At night, Yin Lihua could see the sky full of gold stars without looking up, and she almost couldn't hold on.

"Passed?" Yin Lihua swallowed the braised pork in her mouth: "However, this kind of idle scoundrel shouldn't give him face. If I didn't show some respect, I should let the guards come in and drag him away now." out."

"Well... I didn't mean this..." Fan Haixin scratched his little head: "I mean, Lihua, you eat so much... Have you passed it? Isn't Lihua afraid of getting fat? And... this is mine. table, I haven't eaten yet..."

The little bat's face was full of grievances.

These dishes are also my favorite...

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry—" Yin Lihua clasped her hands together, and apologized to the little bat: "I'll ask someone to deliver another table later."

"I don't care about this the most..." The little bat shook its head, and looked at Yin Lihua's belly. Although there was not much movement because of the loose dragon robe, the little bat knew that there was something inside. One roast chicken, one catty of braised pork, thirty beef balls, three drawers of donkey meat steamed dumplings, various fruits and vegetables, various pastries, various drinks...

"Is Lihua panicking now?"

Yin Lihua is still wearing a dragon robe, with a big elegant bun on her head, but she unbuttoned the dragon robe a little, making her loose and making her look more beautiful.

She doesn't look like an empress, but instead looks like a demon concubine wearing the emperor's dragon robe and bewildering the world with her stunning appearance.

"Support?——" It doesn't matter if the little bat doesn't say anything, as soon as the little bat said, Yin Lihua really felt a little supportive.

"Ugh—it's so uncomfortable..." Yin Lihua lay down on the table, hugging her little belly.

After the prince was ordered by Taiyin to sit down 24 years ago, the hall became noisy again, and Yin Lihua was still clutching her stomach.

"Lihua..." Little Bat nervously supported Yin Lihua's shoulders: "Do you want to go to the Anne County Hospital? I heard from Mary that the enema technique there is not bad, and don't worry, they help girls with enemas." Nurses are definitely girls, Lihua don't need to be shy—”

"Senior Fan Helsing!—" Yin Lihua blushed, stood up and held the little bat's face, rubbing it vigorously.

"Is there an emperor who was given an enema on the first day of his enthronement?"

"Are there any ancestors who recommended their own hospital at the banquet for the emperor to experience enema?"

"Then I see Lihua you are so uncomfortable..." the little bat made a weak voice.

Snapped--

Michael, who was sitting beside Yin Lihua, snapped his fingers lightly.

"Eh?" Yin Lihua suddenly felt her whole body relaxed, and the feeling of being pregnant in October was gone, and she instantly realized what Mikael had done just now.

"Thank you, sister Michael!~" Yin Lihua turned around and threw herself into Michael's arms.

"You're welcome," Mikael smiled and pinched Yin Lihua's little face: "Although today is a happy day, Lihua still shouldn't overeat..."

"At least eat slowly, you see, even Mary knows how to slow down like a lady—"

Michael pointed to Mary who was eating slowly just now.

Hmm... Now Mary is competing with Jin Lin'er, Bai Ji, and Lucifer who can finish a stewed egg the fastest.

Because everyone's mouths are not big, they can't be stuffy in one mouthful, they can only hold it in two small hands, and gnaw.

Although they look cute, the concepts of 'image' and 'lady'... don't exist in them.

"..." Michael looked at these guys and was silent for a while.

They're going to have to beat their asses tonight.

"Well... Lihua don't learn from them, learn Li Ge..." Mikael pointed her little finger at Li Ge who was drinking, she smiled drunkenly, and fell on the little bat's lap.

"..." Mikael pinched the center of his eyebrows helplessly: "That Katyusha..."

Katyusha was drinking vodka, and she put a lighter on the wine glass to ignite a flame to make the little bat happy.

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The second update this morning is here! ~

(I should be able to break through 200 million words today... so fast... the day of the 100 million milestone is like yesterday... Mango never imagined that he could write so much...)

Chapter 940 Chapter 938: The Zombie Sister Who Steals Bats ([-])

"Hey hey..."

Yin Lihua laughed and jumped onto the bed, rolling around on the emperor's dragon bed.

"Thank you, Mr. Van Helsing, I like this bed very much!~"

This bed was a congratulatory gift from Van Helsing. It was a large round bed with a diameter of ten meters, with gauze curtains hanging from the beams, and velvet and silk cushions covering the entire bed.

"Senior Fan Helsing...so big...this bed is so big~" Yin Lihua rolled drunkenly on the boat.

"By the way, why did Senior Van Helsing give me such a big bed? Could it be that he wanted to—"

"The small piece of furniture I gave you?" The little bat standing by the bed shrugged and pointed to other furniture in the emperor's bedroom.

These pieces of furniture are of large size and look high-end and elegant.

The little bat's gift is a complete set of furniture, but not just a bed.

"Okay, Lihua, let's take a bath first, she smells of alcohol now, if she vomits on the new bed—" Before Katyusha finished speaking, Yin Lihua covered her mouth and crawled away own dragon bed.

Katyusha immediately pulled out a brown paper bag, the most common in Anne County, from her skirt, opened it and handed it to Yin Lihua.

"Ugh...vomit—" Yin Lihua blushed, grabbed the bag and vomited.