Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Really...don't be so sudden next time..."

Gongsun Duanyu took off the note, leaned over the table, and picked up a pen to translate for the sudden attack of "Sister Fan Haixin".

"Duanyu? What are you doing?" Li Ge, who brought in a plate of lychees from outside the house, looked at the arm sticking out in the air, and then at Gongsun Duanyu.

"I'm 'translating' for Senior Fan Haixin..." Gongsun Duanyu smiled.

"Hmm...it should be the horoscope of birthday, senior Fan Haixin can't understand it, so let me translate it into modern words..."

"Oh." Li Ge understood.

Suddenly, the arm in the air made a gesture of waiting, then retracted to the air, and within a moment, a new small note was pulled over and placed in front of Gongsun Duanyu.

This small piece of paper seemed to be ripped directly from some book by the Maharaja Fan Helsing. It was written in traditional block letters 'Jisi, the 14th year of Qianlong, December', and the ink was still wet.

'Translate this for me again' - Maharaja Van Helsing's rounded characters appeared again.

"Okay..." Gongsun Duanyu picked up the note and looked at it, then froze in place.

'Qianlong' is... the reign name, and... which year's reign name is this?Is it the era after 'Zhengde'?But at that time, I was already dead, how do I know...

Hmm... No, how to translate this year name into modern language?

After thinking for a while, Gongsun Duanyu stood up and gestured to his arm to wait a moment.

"Senior Van Helsing, wait for a moment. I'll ask the children at home. They seem to have taken history lessons. They should know this...how many years is this..."

……

After half an hour.

Gongsun Duanyu came to the promenade by the lake in the backyard. There were a few high school students sitting on the side of the promenade. They were all young students who went to key high schools in the town.

Mandarin, English, history, politics... The knowledge of various subjects seems to echo in the air of the corridor with a clear and energetic voice.

"Ahem, are the children free now?" Gongsun Duanyu said softly, "I have some questions to ask you..."

"Hello, Aunt Duanyu—" the high school students greeted Gongsun Duanyu one after another.

"Hello, hello."

"Auntie, what's the problem?" A girl who was wearing a rustic school uniform even on Sunday stood up, holding a book, and looked at Gongsun Duanyu curiously.

Others also temporarily stopped endorsing, planning to help Auntie solve the problem first.

"That's right, I want to ask..." Gongsun Duanyu took out the note and looked at it: "How many years is 'Jisi, the 14th year of Qianlong, December'?"

"Hmm..." The boys and girls looked at each other in blank dismay.

"The 14th year of Qianlong," the girl in the rustic school uniform thought for a while, "It should be around 700 AD, but to be precise..."

"It was [-]." The boy holding the history book said immediately.

"Oh--" The boys and girls were stunned, and even Gongsun Duanyu made a stunned voice.

Hmm... In fact, Gongsun Duanyu didn't understand at all, but just wrote down the numbers.

"Then..." Gongsun Duanyu suddenly became curious about another matter: "The 'Zhengde' year, how many years is it?"

"Is it Ming Zhengde?" The young man holding the history book thought for a while: "It should be from 520 AD to [-] AD, about [-] years from now."

"Oh...it's been so many years..." Gongsun Duanyu was stunned.

In those years, I seemed to have seen Zhu Houzhao...

Because he is invincible in the world, he also served as the commander of Jinyiwei for several years... Later... he felt bored, so he resigned and wandered around with Li Ge, trying to find a strong enemy who could defeat him, but unexpectedly contracted the plague.

Only now do I realize that I died at the hands of the weakest microorganism in the world...

Ridiculous, ridiculous...

"Auntie is in a daze again..." The boys and girls lowered their voices and communicated secretly.

"Let's go a little further."

When Gongsun Duanyu came back to her senses, she realized that the boys and girls around her had long since disappeared. Looking around, she found that they had run to the promenade opposite the lake. When it was in my ears, it was barely audible.

……

"Okay, okay," Maharaja Van Helsing withdrew his arm from the time and space of the earth, and extinguished the black flame: "Bai Ji's birthday was in [-] AD, December [-]th, around three o'clock in the morning. Thinking that Bai Ji is so old..."

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The second update this morning is here! ~

('Hey~egg fried rice! It's the easiest and most difficult thing to say~' There was a lot of leftover rice last night, mango, let's fry egg fried rice!~)

Chapter 925 Chapter 923: The miserable monk with only his head left ([-])

In the capital, in a certain house.

The Liu brothers, who had been burnt black, stood in front of the door, waiting for the doctor in the room to give a diagnosis to everyone's master, the thief.

There was only one white and tender young man squatting on the steps. His name was Liu Bangbang. He was the lucky one who threw the suitcase into the cellar just now and saved everyone's life without being burned himself.

Everyone is not in a very happy mood now, just because when the master flew up from the cellar... screaming like a butcher, his whole body was darker than everyone else, and he fell into a coma as soon as he landed. Ups and downs, everyone must think that he...

"Ahhh!—" A terrified cry sounded in the room.

"It's the doctor's voice!—" The Liu brothers were shocked, not knowing what happened inside. Although the doctor said before that he should give himself and the patient a quiet environment and not let everyone enter the room to watch, but at this time Not so much anymore——

boom! ——

The Liu brothers kicked open the door together and rushed into the room. When they saw the scene in the room, horror and disgust flashed across their faces.

"Strange, monster!——" The white-haired doctor was trembling all over, pointing to an old man's head growing from the buttocks of the thief, looking so frightened that he was about to faint from fright.

This thing just grew out of the tailbone in front of his face, scaring him a lot.

"Noisy!—" The old man opened his eyes and gave the doctor a vicious look.

"Jie jie jie jie jie! My ancestor of the black demon fairy has been resurrected again! Ahahaha! Even if you have frequent tricks and plotted to kill me with the use of weapons, why don't you let me win the house now?!——"

The ancestor of the black magic fairy yelled frantically, venting his excitement of being reborn.

It's just... the shoulder feels a little strange, it doesn't feel like a shoulder, and my hands seem a little long...

Um?wrong?Why did the old man's hands grow on his chest?It looks like it's connected, where's the chest of the old man?

"..." Pirates lying on the pillow turned his head to look at everyone hiding by the door, there was no expression on his dark face, his eyes seemed to be dead.

"You... go to the yamen and steal a dog's head for me and come back. You will be a disciple for a hundred days, and you will be an apprentice for a while. Now is the time for you to repay me as a teacher."

"..." Hei Moxian Patriarch also turned his head to look at Pirates when he heard Pirates' voice, and instantly understood his situation.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"You are a ghost!——" Robber was furious: "Are you a victim? You are?! I am the one who deserves it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Master! It's faster to use a knife!" Liu Ziye handed over a hatchet: "If you use a dog's head, you have to ask the master to stick up your buttocks, which is very unsightly!"

"Doctor, don't go!" Liu Yufang hurriedly grabbed the doctor who wanted to escape: "I will help our master stop the bleeding later!"

"Stop talking so much nonsense! Cut him off!—" Robber yelled, "Chop off the damn devil's head!—"

"Obey! Master!——" The Liu brothers gradually approached Paoqia... um... close to Paoqia's ass.

Just when Liu Ziye raised the hatchet, the ancestor of the Black Demon Fairy finally recovered from the shock of the terrible news, and immediately looked at Liu Ziye nervously and shouted——

"Stop! Don't do this kind of thing that destroys people's cultivation!"

"It's none of our business whether you practice or not?" Liu Ziye curled his lips and was about to strike.

"Stop, stop, stop! — We don't have much grievances, don't we? So what if you spare my life?" The ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal showed aggrieved eyes. Except in front of the catastrophe of heaven and earth, when had he ever been so humble?

"You almost caused us to be burned to death, and now it's growing on our master's buttocks. Do you think we can keep you?" Liu Ziye asked someone to bring a blood-sucking rag, and later put it on the master's wound. suck blood.

"I, I..." The ancestor of the black magic fairy really wanted to say that it was the magic weapon they threw that nearly burned them to death, and they couldn't rely on themselves.

But he also knew that now was not the time to say such things. If he did, he might be hacked to death in the next second.

Now that I have lost all my strength and no control over my body, I am really a good-for-nothing who can be hacked to death with just a few knives...

"How about this, as long as you don't want to kill me again, I will teach you all my peerless exercises. This is a good thing that countless people couldn't encounter back then..."

"Hehe, it's so rare to say it," the Liu brothers sneered, "Our master taught us a peerless exercise? If we practice it to a great extent, we won't have a problem punching through the city wall."

"Hit, punch through the city wall?" The ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal was stunned.

Could it be that this city wall is made of using utensils?It's really amazing to break through it...

"That, that..." The ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal looked nervously, patrolling around the Liu brothers, trying to see what they really wanted.

Sudden……

"Yes!—" The ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal had a flash of inspiration.

"I see that you all have a trace of dragon spirit, but are you all members of the royal family?"

The doctor was startled by the words of the ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal, and he quickly looked to the left and right.

I saw the Liu brothers looking at each other.

"People in the royal family..." Liu Dayou touched his chin: "It's not wrong, but so what? Can people in the royal family not kill you?"

"Then do you have any idea of ​​becoming an emperor?" The ancestor of the Black Demon Fairy looked bewildered.

"I have the "Yellow Sky Exchanging Qi Method", which can exchange dragon energy with dragon energy. As long as you can find a little bit of the current emperor's dragon energy, I can help you cast this unpredictable spell..."

"Give you good luck, and you can directly control this huge country with just a little movement..."

Heh heh heh... If I can absorb the emperor's dragon energy, why can't I recover from my injuries?It doesn't matter if these idiots become emperors in the future, I can attach myself to them and enjoy the endless emperor's dragon spirit...

Hahaha... If in the previous era, countless great powers were still there, I would not be able to act recklessly like this, but now is the age of the end of the Dharma, and I should be the only monk in the world who smuggled in, and I am not allowed to do whatever I want?a ha ha ha! ——

"How? Do you want to be the emperor?" The ancestor of the Black Demon Immortal, anticipating the Liu brothers' answer, suddenly calmed down and relaxed.

"Ignore him! Cut!" Seeing the silence of the Liu brothers, Roboqi had a bad premonition in his heart.

"But...Master..." Liu Ziye put down the hatchet, looked left and right: "The emperor... who doesn't want to do it..."

"Taiyin can do it, there's no reason we can't do it..."