Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Is today a good day? Why did Senior Van Helsing give me a present?"

"Hmm..." Yin Lihua was taken aback for a moment, "C-Could it be my congratulatory gift for my enthronement in advance?"

"This, if this is the case... I can't accept it..."

Yin Lihua ran to the side and hid behind Michael.

"Mr. Van Helsing should take them back first, and give them to me on the day I ascend the throne. If you give them now, you will lose all sincerity and heart!" Yin Lihua put on a serious face.

"No..." Fan Helsing felt helpless: "These are just ordinary gifts, I think Lihua needs them very much now..."

"Yes, is it?" Yin Lihua's face was full of embarrassment.

"It's all... It's all the fault of Senior Van Helsing, he didn't make it clear in advance, it made me misunderstand..."

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault~" Fan Helsing shrugged, and then smiled slightly after speaking.

"Does Lihua still want them? If not, I'll send them back. The courier brother has traveled a long way again..."

"To—" Yin Lihua trotted from behind Michael to the front of the courier boxes.

"Hmm... Senior Mary, please bring me a pair of scissors, thank you~"

Although I used to pierce the tape with my fingernails when unpacking the courier, but now that there are sisters here, I have to be more ladylike.

"Scissors?" Mary, who was sitting on the rocking chair holding Jin Liner and playing with her wrist phone, was stunned, and looked around: "Where are the scissors?"

"It's in the cabinet behind Senior Mary—" Yin Lihua pointed to Mary's back: "From top to bottom, it's in the third drawer from the right in the second row."

"Oh..." Mary looked back and indeed found a large cabinet. The upper part of the cabinet was a shelf with antique antiques, and the lower part was rows of small drawers. There are labels written in petty lowercase letters one by one.

After searching according to Yin Lihua's instructions, Mary saw a label with the words 'scissors' on the target drawer.

"Jin Lin'er, come down." Mary patted Jin Lin'er's little buttocks lying on her body.

"Oh..." Jinlin'er rolled to the side with a grunt, and left the airport.

"..." Mary folded her hands on her chest, as if she felt that Jin Lin'er was persecuting her in her mind.

But think about it or forget it, this is something that cannot be proved, and there is no excuse to bully Jin Lin'er.

Mary stood up from the rocking chair, opened the drawer, took out the scissors, and handed them to Yin Lihua.

"Ah... I can't wait any longer—" Yin Lihua opened the box with a smile, and looked up at Fan Helsing: "What will Mr. Fan Helsing give me?"

Yin Lihua opened the box and took out what looked like a motorcycle helmet.

"——Quantum Brain Development Machine 2.0!~" The little bat cheered: "Using virtual reality technology and using the 'Skinner box' as the principle, only ten courses can make adults with normal intelligence learn one Fluent spoken and written language—”

"As long as sixteen courses are needed, a literate adult with normal intelligence can have the knowledge level of the third grade of junior high school on Earth—"

"As long as—" Little Bat paused, and glanced at the manual: "Uh...the high school curriculum hasn't been compiled yet, and it probably won't go online until next month..."

"But it's okay," the little bat stood beside Yin Lihua, stroking her little head: "Didn't Lihua always worry that the people around her are illiterate..."

"With this 'illiteracy killer', even if Lihua wants them to become experts proficient in hundreds of languages, it's okay... as long as those guys from the Little Bat Experimental Technology Company are willing to compile courses for those languages..."

"Does Lihua like this gift?" Little Bat propped his knees, bent down, and looked expectantly at Yin Lihua who was sitting on the ground.

"Hmm..." Yin Lihua looked at the piles of boxes all around, and it seemed that inside...

"These boxes...are these helmets inside?" Yin Lihua raised the helmet in her hand.

"Yes, there are a hundred of them in total, and it cost me a lot of money..." The little bat felt sorry for his small coffers, and Mikaal would probably use this kind of thing as an excuse to bully himself again tonight...

For example—'Darling hid money?Where is it hidden?Where is it hidden?Let me look for it~ First, take off all your clothes~'

"Huh..." Yin Lihua breathed out, "Although it's not as romantic as I imagined...but..."

"Thank you, Senior Fan Helsing, I like it very much..." Yin Lihua showed a sincere and bright smile to the little bat, like a flower gradually blooming.

"You're welcome, it's not a big deal..." The little bat felt a little embarrassed, stretched out his index finger and scratched his little cheek.

These helmets cost at most 10 yuan, which is not as big as the discount given to the solar system community by the little bat.

It's not partiality, but the solar system community has the ability to digest the technology used by those alien warships, but there are not many literate people on the side of the Great Yin Empire. The first industrial revolution is just about to start, and they are given too advanced technology. It is also impossible for them to understand and apply it, so it is better to do literacy first.

"Hmm... can I have a try?" Yin Lihua suddenly asked while holding the helmet.

"Huh?" Everyone in the room froze for a moment.

Lihua shouldn't need to use this kind of thing, her level of knowledge is at least at the level of a high school student, and her attainment in magic knowledge can even be called a master...

"I don't want to use it myself~" Lihua smiled and waved her little hand.

"It's Little Red Riding Hood and the others. I've been worrying about this kind of thing, but if they have some culture, Taiyin and I won't have to be so tired..."

"Hmm... you can try it," the little bat nodded, "This is for the illiterate and uneducated..."

puff--

A puff of white smoke rose and then dispersed, leaving only Little Red Riding Hood with a confused face on the spot.

click-

Yin Lihua directly put the helmet on her little head.

"Oh!—" Little Red Riding Hood was startled, and shook her head uncomfortably.

"Hmm...should I take off her hat first?" Mary rubbed her chin and sat back on the rocking chair.

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The second update this morning is here! ~

(The iced watermelon is so delicious! ——It even made Mango forget the pain of moving that huge pile of watermelons to the sixth floor yesterday——)

Chapter 910 Chapter 908: The Persecuted Snow White ([-])

"It's troublesome..." Yin Lihua looked at the wolf ears on Little Red Riding Hood's head, her little face was full of distress.

If you don't take off the hood of Little Red Riding Hood, the helmet will have a bad contact, and you won't be able to bring Little Red Riding Hood into the world of virtual reality, but if you take off the hood of Little Red Riding Hood...

The seal on her body will be lifted, turning her into a werewolf, with wolf claws, wolf tail and wolf ears growing out. It is not a problem for the first two to grow out, and the helmet is not worn on them...

The problem is Little Red Riding Hood's wolf ears, these two big furry ears, not to mention it will make the helmet contact poorly, just say that the helmet will hurt it, Yin Lihua felt sorry for Little Red Riding Hood, and did not force Little Red Riding Hood to continue wearing these.

"Hey, then I don't need to study, right?" Little Red Riding Hood sat on the floor triumphantly, like a dog with her hands on the ground, flicking her wolf's tail back and forth.

She also knows now that this helmet is some kind of machine that forces people to learn. As long as they wear it, they will be studying hell day and night, and there is no time to play at all.

"Then can I go out to play now?—Does Gouxiu Jinsa~" Little Red Riding Hood hugged Yin Lihua's thigh.

"You say 'Gouxiu Jinsa' again..." Yin Lihua said with a dark face, "I will pull off your dog ears and glue this helmet on your head forever..."

"Oh!——" Little Red Riding Hood was shocked, and quickly hugged the thigh in front of her: "Sister Lihua, I was wrong!——"

"What's wrong?"

"Shouldn't I say 'Gouxiu Jinsa'——" Little Red Riding Hood immediately covered her mouth, her face full of despair.

"Oh..." Yin Lihua sighed.

"I gave you a chance, you are useless..."

"Now, I'll pull off your dog ears to drink..." Yin Lihua grabbed Little Red Riding Hood's furry wolf ears with her two small hands, and in her howling... gently rubbed them.

"Eh?" Little Red Riding Hood was taken aback.

"Idiot." Yin Lihua smiled softly, how could she do such horrible things to these little guys...

Drop drop-

Van Helsing's wrist phone rang.

"It should be a courier..." Fan Helsing didn't even look at his wrist phone, but he knew it.

"What courier?" Yin Lihua was a little curious, did Senior Fan Haixin order a courier just now?

"The quantum brain development machine for orcs," Fan Helsing smiled, "There is a place for the orcs' ears, and the orcs in Anne County can also use it. Originally, I thought that Lihua's side was human, so I didn't need to prepare it for Lihua. What about the special model..."

Van Helsing picked up the wrist phone.

"Hello? Is it Mr. [I love my family]? Your courier has arrived. I'm here at the gate of the palace. Are you going to pick it up yourself? Or should I hand it over to the guards walking around and let them bring the courier in for you? "

"Hmm..." Fan Haixin looked at Yin Lihua in some confusion.

"Just ask him to deliver the courier to the nearest guard." Yin Lihua was still rubbing Little Red Riding Hood's wolf ears: "I usually receive couriers like this when I shop online..."

"The guards will send the courier to the imperial study first, and then I will send Little Red Riding Hood and the others to bring it to me..."

Fan Helsing followed Yin Lihua's reminder and talked to the courier on the opposite side of the wrist phone.

Yin Lihua pulled Little Red Riding Hood up from the floor, patted her little butt: "Go, get me a courier."

"Okay!~" Little Red Riding Hood pulled up the hood, the seal was reapplied, and all inhuman features disappeared instantly. She looked as cute as the little sister next door, but...

"I always feel that you little guy has a weird expression..." Yin Lihua pinched Little Red Riding Hood's little face: "Are you trying to sabotage that special helmet for you?"

"I, I didn't..." Little Red Riding Hood dodged her eyes.

"Hey, that's right...no..." Yin Lihua narrowed her eyes: "Forget it, you have short legs, and you can't run fast if you don't become a werewolf... I don't want you to help me get the courier..."

"Cinderella, come out—" Yin Lihua's voice fell, and Cinderella with a pair of crystal thighs appeared on the spot.

"Help me get the courier~"

Cinderella disappeared instantly in front of everyone.

Just like the seven dwarves practiced the Big Dipper Sword Formation, Cinderella also has martial arts. Her superb lightness and leg skills give her a speed that ordinary people can't match, just like now——

bang bang-

The sound of the door opening and closing has just sounded, but Cinderella has long gone.

"Snow White, come out too." Yin Lihua crossed her arms.

puff--

In a burst of white smoke, Snow White appeared in front of everyone with an allegro.

"A dozen of bamboo boards—"