Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Resume:

On July 2089, 7, Katyusha was manufactured in the 'Siberian Rock Province' and put into the region to quell the chaos. In August of the same year, it was transferred to the Mars theater by the headquarters. Zhao. Diao Chan. Olga. Su' Major General's Mars command branch appointment.

On January 2090, 1, Major General Mary was assassinated by a black high-level spaceship, the Mars command branch was destroyed, Mars was ruled by the Black Empire, and fell into protracted chaos. Katyusha and 3 tactical figures under Mary were hunted down by the "Black Empire" and scattered Floating all over Mars, making low-intensity counterattacks.

On December 2091, 12, Katyusha shot down three black high-level spaceships and wiped out 25 enemy troops, and received extra attention from the Black Empire.

On January 2092, 1, Katyusha was encircled and suppressed by the Black Empire for the first time. Two small fleets were wiped out. They broke through, were seriously injured, and disappeared.

On April 2093, 4, Katyusha and the exiled branch secretly joined together, planning to break out from Mars, which was actually ruled by the Black Empire.

On July 2094, 7, Katyusha and the exiled branch attacked the airport, hijacked the cruise ship and wanted to escape to the Earth headquarters, but were indiscriminately bombarded by the main fleet of the Black Empire. Katyusha and ten former colleagues stayed behind and died in battle at the age of 14. age.

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After the golden light, what appeared in front of Van Helsing was a petite girl with silver hair and blue eyes in a traditional maid outfit. Even though there was no expression on her face, she looked sweet and cute, but she held a bloody battle ax in her hand And a bottle of vodka, a tube of RPG on his back, two rifles on his chest, bullets and grenades on his belt, and even three rockets.

Her aura was like that of a veteran who had just left the battlefield, Fan Helsing looked at her and became a little serious.

"Are you my new master? You look worse than Mary..." Katyusha finally relaxed, and felt that there was no danger around her, and her stiff shoulders relaxed a little.

The system's first criterion for recruiting people is 'dead people'. Only dead people will receive her invitation letter, and dead people who intend to work for Van Helsing can submit their resumes to the system and become candidate candidates until they are drawn by Fan Helsing. middle.

After all, the system does not yet have the ability to pull a living person directly from another world, it can only capture their souls that are about to dissipate.

To put it bluntly, the soul is an integration of information, and the countless worlds in the etheric sea are communicating with other worlds all the time, and information storms are happening every moment. The quality of this soul is not worth mentioning at all. Smuggling over under the protection of the system is a breeze.

After the souls arrive, the system only needs to help these dead people reshape their bodies. The ether needed to reshape their bodies is still brought by these dead people when they crossed the etheric sea, and the system doesn't spend a dime.

So Katyusha, who had communicated with the system a long time ago, fully understands her current situation. After all, she writes her resume by herself (the system will retrieve the real situation, make appropriate revisions and supplements, or reject cheaters. Katyusha’s resume and name have passed System supplement), how can you not know what company you are investing in?

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Van Helsing. I'm your new employer. I'll take care of you from now on." Van Helsing held out his hand to Katyusha.

Katyusha hung the battle ax back on her waist, and shook hands with Van Helsing.

"Katyusha, the domestic economic model tactical doll," Katyusha smiled self-deprecatingly: "But since the factory, it's either on the battlefield or on the way to the battlefield... It's really disqualified..."

The Tactical Doll of this type was originally produced by the Siberian Rock Province to serve as personal bodyguards for important people. Housekeeping and security should be her forte, but I don’t know which part of her production went wrong. Capabilities go far beyond housekeeping.

It's like a sweeping robot suddenly gained the ability to single-handedly wipe out an aircraft carrier battle group.

As a matter of course, as soon as she left the production line, she was transferred out of the life sequence by the headquarters and became a full-time combat soldier.

From 'birth' to death in battle, if it weren't for the reminder of the maid outfit that comes with the factory, even she would have almost forgotten that she was just a tactical doll of a housekeeping model.

"Well... I have a position here that doesn't require much fighting. If you still want to work in housekeeping, it should be very suitable for you." Van Helsing touched his chin: "You are willing to be the housekeeper of Castle Anne..."

"Oh, no," he looked at Katyusha's maid outfit again: "I want to talk about the head maid, would you like to be the head maid of Anne's Castle?"

"I'm so happy." Katyusha picked up her long skirt and saluted Fan Helsing. It would be more pleasing to the eye if she was willing to put down the vodka in her hand.

……

Katyusha temporarily left Van Helsing's room after accepting the professional template of the head maid. She was going to remove a bunch of weapons from her body and put them in the warehouse. These things would not be needed for a long time.

Furthermore, it is necessary to supervise the work of the maids of evil spirits. Although they have no sense of laziness, they can't handle any complicated things with their decayed 'brains'. Someone supervises them to prevent them from doing stupid things (such as taking a wet rag Wipe sockets or something).

Van Helsing was finally able to enjoy the silence alone, sitting by the window alone, looking up at the sky full of stars and moons, after thinking about it, he ran to turn on the light.

Pop, the room finally brightened up, Van Helsing blew out the candles on the ground, feeling like he was finally waiting for a call in the night when there was a power outage.

"Fortunately, vampires are not afraid of lights..." Van Helsing breathed a sigh of relief. If he was afraid of lights as much as he was afraid of sunlight, most of the fun in life would be gone from him.

Although he is a vampire with night vision, the dark world is not interesting at all.

Sudden……

Swish-swish--Countless bugs were running around in the room, and Fan Helsing was startled for a moment.

"Hiss—no, I absolutely can't sleep here tonight." Fan Helsing opened the door and exited the room step by step: "I have to call the maids to get rid of the bugs first..."

However, what he didn't see was that there were bugs on the ground, and they were still very hard and smooth beetles. When he stepped on it, the juice overflowed. At this time, another strong wind blew in from the window, and Van Helsing was pushed by the wind and fell behind...

Curtains fluttering in the wind...

boom--

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Katyusha put her arms on, and felt that she had to take her master to the master bedroom of the castle. Even if it was a temporary resting place, it would be too shameful to stay in the guard's dormitory all the time, so she turned back.

It took a few minutes for her to stand in front of the door. Before she opened the door, she saw the door open, and then... a black shadow fell down.

boom--

Fan Helsing fell to the ground, the strong wind blew, and Katyusha's skirt was lifted by the wind...

Van Helsing's eyes widened. (We still have no way of knowing exactly what Van Helsing saw at that time.)

"Hehe... So my new master is a nasty bat that fell in love with a maid on the first day..." Katyusha pressed her skirt, smiling with a smirk: "It's unbelievable."

"I can explain..." Van Helsing got up from the ground, his face flushed slightly.

"Well, I'm listening." But believe it or not, Katyusha looked at Van Helsing with dirty eyes.

……

So, in the ancient castle, the dirty bat met his head maid.

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The update is very fast today (because I woke up from the freeze), but it may be updated at night in the future, but at least two times a day will not change? (＾?＾●)ノ

Chapter 10 Chapter 010: The Balanced Way of the Young System

The master bedroom of Anne's Castle is very spacious and clean. It is probably one of the few activities of the former owner Anne for nearly 500 years. There are no bugs, but it is too clean. The smooth marble floor is spotless, except for the furniture. There is nothing but a painted red iron coffin.

The master bedroom is on the top floor of a high tower. The wall is a cylinder, counting only one side, but there are four floor-to-ceiling windows with a height of 20 meters. The floor is naturally round. According to Van Helsing's visual inspection, the diameter of the circular floor should be [-] meters, which is unbelievably spacious. .

The iron coffin was placed in the middle of the room, covered with a white plush round blanket, and the vertical, arch-like floor-to-ceiling windows were embedded with fences like birdcages. The curtains had been drawn by Katyusha, and the moonlight, starlight Scattered into the room through the stained glass, even if the lights are not turned on, it is brilliant, but there is still the shadow of the fence on the ground.

Van Helsing opened the iron coffin and found that the inner wall and the bottom of the coffin had red cushions, which were soft to the touch, and there was also a pillow and a pillow, exuding a faint fragrance.

"This coffin is Annie's bed..." Fan Helsing said with certainty.

Vampires sleep in coffins... normal.

Is it just that I really want to sleep here?Don't say it's Annie's relic, just say it's a girl's bed, is it really appropriate for a big man to lie in it?

Or find another place to live.

"Please pay attention to Mr. Van Helsing." Katyusha saw Van Helsing's entanglement: "This coffin is very likely to be the only well-preserved 'bed' in Anne's Castle. There is no hope for the wooden furniture in other rooms in 500 years. Whole and clean throughout time..."

"If Mr. Van Helsing is dissatisfied, he can give up his human habits and learn how a real bat hangs from the beam to sleep. After all, he is a vampire~"

"Of course, Mr. Van Helsing won't be dissatisfied, right? You can sleep on a girl's bed... If I wasn't there to get in the way, I don't know what dirty things Mr. Van Helsing would do on Miss Anne's bed what~"

Katyusha covered her mouth and sneered.

"I feel that the misunderstanding between us is a bit big..." Fan Helsing rubbed the space between his brows.

It was really just an accident just now, I didn't mean to look at the bottom of her skirt.

"Mr. Van Helsing actually called taking advantage of girls as a 'misunderstanding'?" Katyusha's eyes became even more disgusting: "It's really bad..."

"Sorry, although it was an accident..." Fan Helsing blushed again remembering what he had just seen.

"Tsk, Mr. Van Helsing's eyes have turned into obscene shapes again," Katyusha folded her hands on her chest, "You must be thinking about something disgusting again, right?"

Katyusha took two steps back.

"If Mr. Van Helsing has nothing else to do, I will go first."

Without waiting for Van Helsing's answer, Katyusha opened the trap door on the floor and hurried downstairs.

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"I feel a bit weird now," Van Helsing said to the system: "My character design should be a sad bat, but I haven't felt sad for about two hours now, what's wrong?"

Indeed, after completing the novice task, Fan Helsing didn't say anything sad about the spring and autumn.

"..." The system was silent for a while, and then said a little strangely: "Master, the system is a paradise system, and the owner of the paradise system cannot be a sad bat...so..."

"So?" Van Helsing felt a little bad.

"So... the system is constantly extracting the owner's negative emotions as firewood and burning them..." Negative emotions are what the system hates the most, and it is best to burn them clean.

"Wait a minute, you didn't tell me that you have this ability? And you took away all my negative emotions, what should I do? I won't become a happy idiot who can only giggle?" Van Helsing had a little tension.

"This is not the ability of the system, but the instinct of the system..." The system explained, just like extracting positive emotions into syrup and then making them into happy candies. Extracting negative emotions is also her instinct, but she doesn't like negative emotions. Emotions, not to mention processing them into anything, are simply thrown into the furnace and burned.

"And... isn't it good to be happy? After extracting negative emotions, you won't be unhappy, isn't that good?" The system was puzzled.

"Of course it's not good. It's not good to go to extremes." Van Helsing became serious: "If a person can only laugh, then he can't understand why others cry."

"A man who is naturally surrounded by happiness cannot understand the desire for happiness of those who have never been blessed with it."

'Why not eat minced meat? ', 'Why don't you eat cake? '... There are such cases in ancient and modern China and abroad.

"It's not unreasonable that the word empathy has been passed down to this day. Everyone's happiness is different, but pain is the same. This is also the cornerstone of morality..."

"'I know that doing such a thing will make others sad, so I won't do it'..." Van Helsing looked seriously at the system floating in front of him: "You are still too young...system, only children want to There is no sorrow and pain in the world, and everyone knows that a world without sorrow and pain is a hotbed of sorrow and pain..."

Grinning and playing with frogs, bugs, and even pets to death is something that children can do, but it is rare when they grow up, because they already know how much pain it will bring to a life (of course, bear children and bears adults are in the same line).

"To destroy human beings, it is enough to destroy their empathy and empathy."

The system was stunned by Van Helsing's words.

"Is the system...wrong?" The system asked itself.

"Well, you are wrong, very wrong, give me back my negative emotions before it is serious." Van Helsing reached out to the system.

"Of course, I finally got rid of the state of 'sadness flowing against the river'. You can reduce my sadness a little as appropriate. Too much sadness is not normal." Van Helsing decided to make a change, Katyusha!I'm not a sad bat anymore!a ha ha ha!

"Okay...Master..." The system was a little depressed, but it still obeyed Van Helsing's order and returned his negative emotions to him.

only……

"Hmm...it looks quite delicious." Van Helsing looked at the extra bag of cookies in his hand.

These are 'pain biscuits' made by the system with the negative emotions that have not yet been burned. They cannot be used as system currency like happy candies, but they are edible and taste good, but there is a side effect of " Make people feel pain'.