Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

It's a gift I gave to Lord Van Helsing~

"Ah...I'm really...too amazing..." Bahamut held his little cheeks in his two small hands, closed his eyes intoxicated in the flower garden, and basked in the bright sunshine, as if touching his whole body. Touch the grace of the Creator.

"Jade can't be cut, it can't be used..." The goblins continued to hold their own data panels, shaking their heads and reciting the Three Character Classic.

But if you take a closer look, where are they reading the Three Character Classic? ——

It is clearly novels, comics, animations, short videos, movies, TV dramas, and even chat groups sharing set pictures. They are silently diving to collect pictures, and the harvest is hot, just like old farmers who are busy harvesting in the golden fields in autumn , the face is full of joy of harvest.

"Ah——" Archimonde's data panel is really three-character scriptures, because she is sitting at Bahamut's feet, and she can't go on a errand, and she will be knocked on the head by Bahamut...

"It's so annoying—" Archimonde smashed the data panel in his hand, making it disappear in the wind.

"I, why do I have to stay here and read this kind of human things? I want to go out and fight! The dragon outside has grown a little bit bigger again, this time I will go and cut a few tons of meat for everyone and come back—"

boom--

Archimonde's little head was hit by a bullet from Bahamut, and he immediately fell to the ground.

"Ahhh——I want to go out! I want to go out! Ah——" Archimonde rolled wildly on the ground, his butterfly-like translucent thin wings wrapped around his body, as if he was wearing a pair of black translucent clothes. plastic skirt.

"Don't mess around, there is too much meat in the Fairy Garden." Bahamut knelt down and held down the rolling Archimonde.

"Well," Tiamat, who was standing aside to lead the reading, nodded his head: "But our fruit reserves are very small. If Archimonde wants to go out, he can pick fruits with me..."

"Hmph, aren't you afraid that I'll eat you now?" Archimonde folded his arms and showed Tiamat two small canine teeth.

"Yes, yes?" Tiamat shrank pitifully.

"..." Archimonde was stunned for a moment, curled his lips, and turned his face: "Cut... no... no..."

"I knew it!~" Tiamat smiled happily, knelt down and rubbed Archimonde's little face: "As long as it is a goblin, there are no villains... Archimonde also likes us... ..."

This fact became more and more clear in Tiamat's heart as they got along day by day.

"Then... Archimonde, do you want to pick fruit with me?"

"Ouch—" Archimonde made a fruit-hating voice: "Fruit, disgusting, I don't want to eat fruit, I want to eat meat!"

"Vovo—" The other goblins also stopped reading and covered their mouths.

"No fruit, but meat!"

"No fruit, but meat!"

"..."

"I want to eat meat!" The goblins shouted in unison.

"Damn! You little bastards, don't go too far!—" Bahamut stood up, with his hands on his hips, staring at these bastards and goblins.

"We are omnivorous goblins, not carnivorous goblins, we all eat fruits and vegetables!"

"Then you might as well let us eat flowers." Archimonde stood up holding his wings, and shook the petals and dew on his wings: "Anyway, it's grass, and it's unpalatable anyway." , anyway, we all hate to eat, anyway, you have to force us to eat—”

"You, you..." Bahamut was so shocked by Archimonde's series of parallel sentences that he couldn't speak. When did Archimonde become so educated?Will you still use parallelism? ! ——

"Ahem, in fact, flowers are not grass..." Tiamat raised his little hand in embarrassment: "Fruits are not grass... As for vegetables, only certain types can barely be regarded as..."

"..." Archimonde and Bahamut were speechless, and the goblins were also stunned.

Ti-Tiamat knows a lot!Amazing! ——

No, no!What a ghost!We are little elves who refuse to accept anyone, even the mighty Tiamat cannot be convinced by her!

The goblins raised their faces one after another, showing the expressions of 'I am illiterate and I am proud'.

Right, that is it!Show Tiamat some face!

"Huh? Who are you showing your face to?" Bahamut raised her eyebrows, and she felt that these goblins were out of control again.

"Anyway, it's not for you anyway..." The goblins said the best things in the most cowardly tone.

"You still dare to talk back?" Bahamut with his hips and legs spread apart, jumped up and down on the spot, startling the goblins.

"Wait a minute I'll have the kitchen cook mashed potatoes and super sticky rice—"

"Ah! Don't!—" The goblins were startled.

"Let you eat mashed potatoes and bibimbap, and then let you wash the dishes—"

"Ahh! Don't! You devil!—" The goblins rushed up to wrap around Bahamut, trying to cover her little mouth to prevent her from continuing.

"But—hmph, these dishes have to be left for an hour before you wash them, the little goblins who can't eat clean... Tsk tsk tsk, just wash the dishes for me until I cry—" Bahamut said with a face There are sinister smiles all over the place.

There is no way, as a goblin king, one must have the scheming and ruthlessness of a king.

In the desperate eyes of the goblins——

"And - you can't use wire brushes -" Bahamut said the words that knocked them down into the abyss completely.

"Wow!—" The goblins hugged each other and wept bitterly.

"I was wrong, we were wrong!—"

"We know we're wrong! - woo woo woo -"

"That..." Tiamat hugged himself who was trembling, and temporarily freed a small hand to pull on Rabahamut's sleeve.

"I... I don't need to eat mashed potato bibimbap... right? I'm so good..."

"Well, you don't need it," Bahamut nodded his head seriously, "Torture is prepared for the bad goblins, and the good little goblins just need to watch them suffer."

"Hey! Look at the plane!—" Archimonde suddenly raised his small arm and pointed to the sky.

"Don't think that you can escape by distracting me," Bahamut said with an expression of seeing through Archimonde's usual tricks: "I am now at a higher level than you, so it is easy to catch you back."

"No! It's a real plane!—" Archimonde's little face was full of excitement of finding new fun, watching the airship slowly descending from high in the sky, rubbing his little hands together like a fly.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(Thinking about it carefully, my life seems to have officially started last year... when I first started writing novels. My previous memories have an unreal and illusory feeling, as if I will completely forget them soon...)

Chapter 883 Chapter 881: Labor career in Fairy Garden ([-])

boom--

After obtaining permission, the Platelet airship finally stopped at the large square in the middle of the Fairy Garden.

A group of players stepped down from the airship in relief, but saw a group of goblins with strange eyes. They looked at themselves and the players as if they were looking at some toys.

'No, but... don't worry too much, right?After all, they are such a beautiful and lovely group of girls, there will never be any danger...'

hum-

Bahamut showed his level and ID on his head - 'LV: 520 Bahamut'.

"..." The players froze.

Ah this-

"You can only do activities in the square and the guest house." Bahamut squeezed his little fist: "If you dare to go to other places to harass the little goblin, hehehe..."

Bahamut suddenly opened and closed his fists, broke through the speed of sound twice, and made two thunderous bangs. The shock wave pulled the hair of the players and goblins back as far as possible. The face was deformed by the blowing, the cheeks were blown by the wind, revealing gums and white teeth.

"Hiss!—" The players gasped.

Big, Big Sister!You see, those of us who are more than ten or more than 20 levels, can we play wild in your land? !

The goblins had no intention of hiding their levels at all, and each of them was filled with scarlet characters of more than 90 levels floating on their little heads, which made the players tremble a little when they saw it.

To harass them? ——Sister, you really think highly of us!

Now the players feel that these guys came to the high-level area that will be opened after a few versions by chance, except that they are a little afraid of the unfriendly goblins...

And full of excitement.

This, this is an opportunity!If I write down the route just now, when the public beta is open, I, the cheater, will be able to lead other players, come to this high-level area, and do high-level tasks, and the experience gained will definitely be better than that of Novice Village. Want more?

"The legend...is about to begin." The big man clutching his red and swollen buttocks made a deep voice, as if to indicate that the unusual life of the players on the ship 'Bloodlet'...is about to begin.

however……

……

The dome is more than 20 meters high, and there are two rows of marble Roman columns on both sides of the promenade.

"This is where you can live next—" Bahamut pointed to the rooms on both sides of the corridor. The doors of those rooms were open and ventilated, allowing people to see the relatively spacious one-room suites inside.

It’s just that there is no kitchen and bathroom at all. The bed, table and chairs are stacked together with a few marble slabs...

"Every morning, noon and evening, there will be goblins bringing food to you, but if you want to eat, you have to work normally, whether it's growing vegetables in the vegetable field, or hunting in the wild..."

"I want to go to the bathroom...the bathroom is at the end of the corridor, if you want to take a bath..." Bahamut was stunned when he said this.

The goblins usually take a bath by jumping into the river on the other side of the moat...the way they fight and fight in the sunset...it's very beautiful.

But this beauty...

Bahamut looked at the players. Although they are all handsome and beautiful because they can pinch their faces, not to mention men, even those women are not allowed. They cannot see the goblins bathing in the river. look...

Bahamut knows that there are men with special hobbies among the players, who specially choose their gender as a woman in the game, pretending to be a female player to deceive people——

"Ah!~" Fan Helsing, who was squatting among the players and covered his face with a cloth, sneezed suddenly.

The players stayed away from him and Lucifer, Yin Lihua, and Katyusha, who were also masked beside him, to be wary of droplet infection.

"Ahem——" Bahamut tactically coughed twice, drawing the players' attention back.

The players are also far away from Bahamut, this guy is coughing!

"If you take a bath... how about it, I happen to have a task here, can you see if you want to follow it?"

[Ding—new mission found——]

[The mysterious and ancient Fairy Garden, which is far away from the mortal world, is about to come into contact with the secular society in the near future. The ancient traditions are about to be impacted by new things, and they have to make changes in line with the times——]

【Help the goblins build two big bathhouses, and you will be thanked by the goblin king Bahamut. 】

The players looked down at their data panels, searched back and forth, and rummaged around.