Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Then where are we going now?" Yin Lihua was a little curious, and poked a piece of stinky tofu with a toothpick and handed it to Lucifer's mouth. Pass it to Van Helsing.

ahh-

Fan Helsing held his nose and ate it, at least it was Lihua's wish.

"Go to the yamen," Lucifer's eyes were filled with the flame of "I, Lucifer, will not be weaker than others in my life": "The profiteers who mark the price randomly have never been beaten with a killing stick, and they will be arrested and brought into the yamen later, hehe hum..."

"Don't you need to report this kind of trivial matter to the authorities?" Fan Haixin swallowed the stinky tofu with difficulty: "The Yamen probably won't arrest him..."

"After all, it's just a game. NPCs and players won't take it seriously..."

"Why not?" Lucifer raised his eyebrows: "Wait a minute, you use the identity of an NPC to anonymously send a mission in the player channel, saying that you are catching profiteers in Dian capital who bid prices randomly, and the rewards should be better. It’s good that the player can be promoted to a level or two of heaven and earth treasures, why don’t those player arresters in the yamen go to catch him?”

"Oh--" Van Helsing made a sound of surprise.

"You want me to go through the back door—"

Snapped--

Lucifer immediately covered Fan Helsing's small mouth.

"It's on the street." Lucifer lowered his voice, "Don't speak so loudly, are you afraid that others won't hear us?"

"Ugh—" Van Helsing pulled away Lucifer's little hand, looked around, and lowered his voice: "Okay, okay..."

"But this is cheating...I...I don't really want to do this..."

"What is cheating?" Lucifer put his arms around Van Helsing's neck, and whispered in his ear: "As long as no one finds out, it's not cheating..."

"Now God knows, you know, I know...well... At most, Lihua Zhi can be added, and we can't talk too much, it's like only you know about this matter..."

"No one...can find out..." Lucifer's voice was full of bewitchment.

"You, don't you want to pull me to fall together?" The little bat held the little angel's face nervously, and pushed her small mouth and chin with its small hands, preventing her from getting too close.

"Then...then do bad things together and hide the truth together. By the time I wake up, it's too late, and I've become a pawn of a fallen angel..."

"Hehehe..." Lucifer quietly pressed his lips to the palm of the little bat, his cherry lips moved slightly: "Then are you willing? Fall with me..."

"Ahem..." Yin Lihua seemed to have choked on stinky tofu.

"Damn it, why does this stinky tofu smell like dog food?"

"Even in the game, do people still have to worry about food hygiene?"

"..." Lucifer rolled up the eyes of the dead fish, let go of the little bat, and put his arms around Yin Lihua's shoulder instead.

"Yeah, there is a kind of soy beans that are specially fed to dogs in the world, but the dogs can't digest them, so they can only pull them out as usual. Merchants who make stinky tofu will pick up these shit soybeans to grind tofu, and then grind them This kind of shit soybean tofu is made into stinky tofu."

"Lihua, the stinky tofu you are eating now is that kind of thing."

vomit! ——

Before Yin Lihua could feel nauseated, the big man who walked by everyone and was also eating a bowl of stinky tofu supported the willow tree on the side of the road and retched into the river.

"This, this can't be true, can it?" Yin Lihua covered her mouth with panic in her eyes.

"Of course it's fake, idiot." Lucifer saw the expression he wanted to see on Lihua's face, his little face was full of joy, and he spread his hands.

"Earthly food will turn back into energy when it enters the stomach, and it can't be pulled out to become shit and soybeans, okay?"

"..." Yin Lihua was silent for a moment, pinching Lucifer's little face with one hand.

This little villain just owes a lesson...

"..." The uncle who was still holding on to the willow tree and retching just now also stood up straight again, glared at Lucifer, and then continued to eat stinky tofu and play in the water.

"Senior, take it for me..." Yin Lihua felt that it was not pleasant enough to trample Lucifer's little face with only one hand, so she handed the enamel bowl containing stinky tofu to Fan Haixin, and used her two small hands to 'torture' Lucifer you.

"Lucifer..."

knead knead -

"Do you know what's wrong?..."

knead knead -

"Stop for a moment—" Lucifer suddenly raised his two small hands, surrendering to Yin Lihua like a native of China.

"Huh? Lucifer knew it was wrong?" Yin Lihua waited for the little angel to give her a satisfactory answer.

"Actually, dog poop and soybeans are special," the little angel's eyes were full of smiles: "Dogs really can't digest shit and soybeans, only humans can digest it, so shit, soybeans and stinky tofu still exist~"

Vomit! ——

The big man who had just walked not far away supported the willow tree and retched again.

"..." Yin Lihua saw the smile in the little angel's eyes, so of course she wouldn't be so stupid and believed her nonsense.

"Lucifer... I really don't cry when I see the coffin..." Yin Lihua reached out to Lucifer's creaking nest with her two small hands.

"Look at the trick!—" Yin Lihua scratched Lucifer's itch.

however……

"..." There was no wavering on Lucifer's face, no matter how much Yin Lihua scratched him, he didn't let out an unbearable laugh, instead he yawned boredly.

"Okay, okay, Lihua, don't bother..." Lucifer patted Yin Lihua's little head.

At this time, Yin Lihua had already turned her target to Lucifer's belly, gently scratching the outline of the shallow abdominal muscles.

"I won't feel itchy, you'd better give up~" Lucifer put his hands on his hips, his small face was full of pride.

"Hmm—" Yin Lihua was speechless.

"Hmm..." Fan Helsing saw the unwilling expression on Yin Lihua's face, and couldn't bear it: "Lihua can ask Katyusha or Mary, they know where Lucifer's weakness is—"

In fact, Van Helsing also knew about it, but what he knew was about Michael's weakness, he didn't know if it was applicable to Lucifer.

"Hey!—" Lucifer couldn't believe his ears, this stinky bat, Van Helsing, actually sold himself out so easily? !

"Eh? Really?" Yin Lihua's eyes lit up.

"That's great--"

"But..." Yin Lihua felt a little regretful: "It's a pity that Katyusha didn't enter the game, so I can't ask her for advice right away..."

Now she hasn't had enough fun, and she doesn't want to leave the world yet.

"Hmm..." A familiar voice sounded behind Yin Lihua: "I seem to have heard someone say my name just now..."

Katyusha stepped forward and smiled in front of everyone.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(Sleep, tomorrow will be better...Come on, Aoli...)

Chapter 873 Chapter 871: The Earthly Airship Under the Blue Sky ([-])

In the bamboo forest by the river, there is no one around, and the forest is quiet.

"It's a pity, the current Lucifer is not the main body..." Katyusha looked at Lucifer with a little regret.

At this moment, Lucifer was lying on the ground with a grass stalk in his mouth and his two little hands under his head, looking leisurely.

Because it's not the main body, Katyusha's known weaknesses against angels can't be fulfilled on Lucifer, and it won't cause any trouble to Lucifer at all.

"Alas..." Yin Lihua sighed softly, and finally lay down beside Lucifer, and looked up at the wind blowing the trees together with her, temporarily giving up revenge on Lucifer.

We can only wait until we get out, heh heh heh...How could a mere little angel escape from the palm of this empress~

"Katyusha!~" The voice of the little bat resounded in the river: "Take the net, take the net! I caught a big fish!—"

"Hey!" Katyusha responded, immediately picked up the net that was on the ground, and ran to the river, just in time to meet the little bat that came up from the water.

The little bat also put the big fish in its arms into the net that Katyusha stretched out.

"What kind of fish is this?" Lucifer and Yin Lihua did not know when they came behind Katyusha, observing the big fish in the net with her.

"It should be some kind of pomfret, right?" The little bat took off his shirt and wrung it dry in his hands, thinking for a while: "I don't know, there are many animals and plants in the world now that the little bat game company Find Leviathan and their vampire temps to make new ones..."

"Pomfret..." Lucifer poked the big fish in the net: "But I think it looks a bit like a shark... What's going on?"

"..." The little bat was stunned for a moment, its snow-white body glistening in the sunlight: "Well... we can't expect those country vampires to have much culture..."

"If they grew up watching natural animal documentaries like me, at least they wouldn't have this kind of oolong..."

"..." Lucifer, Katyusha, and Yin Lihua did not pay attention to the little bat's words, but stared at the little bat's naked body.

"Van Helsing..." Lucifer said in a strange tone, "Your current body is not the main body...it's not a boy..."

Although when Fan Helsing trots out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, everyone will not think of him as a boy when they see it...

"Eh?" The little bat was taken aback, and quickly lowered its head.

"Ehhh?!—" The little bat was startled.

……

After half an hour.

Dianjing, in front of a certain compound.

"Oh, it looks like it weighs eighty catties, right? — This fish." An old man dressed as a housekeeper looked at the big fish in the bucket.

Just now, the little bat and everyone delivered the fish to the door of this big family with a trolley.

"Originally we agreed on twenty catties of fish, but now you have overfulfilled the task..." The old man stood up and took out a volume of letters from his sleeve.

"This is the entry introduction letter you want, but it is not for the Tianxing Pavilion deacon, but for the Tianxing Pavilion master. When you arrive at Tianxing Pavilion, please report the name of our Chen family in Dianjing. Anyone will give you some face."

"Oh - is this the legendary hidden reward?" Little Bat accepted the letter of introduction with some excitement, and handed it to Yin Lihua.

Now the newcomer Yin Lihua needs to find a sect to join and learn some sect skills, um... that is Qimen Dunjia, Fushi Gazing and other things, and Tianxing Pavilion focuses on these.

"Ahem, I don't know what the young man is talking about." The old man always remembers that he is an NPC now, so there is no need to answer the players' nonsense.

……

"Tianxing Pavilion, Tianxing Pavilion, let me see where the Tianxing Pavilion is..." Lucifer walked with the others, opened his own data panel, and looked at the big map of the world.