Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Lishi, I think this matter needs to be discussed with your mother, as well as Suzia and Paget, I also know your parents..."

"Hehe, Dad, I also know your 'secret base'." Lishi showed a threatening smile to Polly Haitai: "Mom must be very happy to know what ulterior motives Dad hides in the secret base." secret..."

"For example...private money—"

click-

Polly Haitai hurriedly brought a cup of mango yogurt with a new flavor to Lishi, with pleading eyes.

'Please, dear girl, don't tell your mother...'

'Is this how you perfuse your daughter and your secret base? Lishi crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows.

Polly Haitai gritted his teeth: "Wait, when you 'finish' your homework, I'll take you to your Uncle Xue Nuo's car repair shop, how about a V26 engine for you?"

"Huh? Really?" Lishi's eyes lit up.

Only this engine is missing, and your own DIY 'chariot' can go on the road!

"Really, who am I? I'm your father, can I still lie to you?" Polly Haitai patted his chest.

boom! ——

The door of the bar was pushed open by an elf wrapped in a black raincoat. The deafening sound of slamming the door made the bar instantly quiet. Two security guards slowly approached the door, touching the electric batons hanging around their waists with their big hands.

"He—" The elf in a raincoat walked into the bar slowly, and slowly took off his hood.

Boom! ——

There was lightning and thunder in Anne's town.

"Not your father—" Polly Haitai's face appeared under the elf's hood, and he wiped away the rain marks on his face in the lightning exposure.

"I'm the."

There was a commotion in the bar, and Polly Haitai behind the bar was silent for a long time before showing a playful smile.

"Oh? You monster who doesn't know where you came from? Why can you pretend to be me and degrade me into a fake guy?"

"That's right! Polly Haitai has been here just now and didn't go anywhere," the dwarf stone hammer holding red wine stood up: "How could it be fake? You, who appeared out of nowhere, are more suspicious, right? "

"Hey, it feels a bit weird," a dwarf also wearing a raincoat came in from outside the bar, and after taking off his hood, he revealed the face of a stone hammer: "Even I have a monster pretending to be, doesn't it mean that I Stone Hammer is also a big man worth pretending to be?"

"It's not just you, I even saw another dipping sauce—" Franklin followed behind the stone hammer, pointing to the dipping sauce sitting in the booth drinking with the dagger in his hand.

"As we all know, Zhanjiang is a good man who takes care of his family. After having a daughter, he doesn't smoke or drink anymore. Now who is this drinking sauce...?"

woohoo-

Everyone in the bar moved away from the troll on the booth.

Liz also pulled Suzia and Paget away from the bar.

"Huh? Xiao Lishi? Do you also suspect that Dad is a fake?" Polly Haitai behind the bar frowned, and I saw sadness on his pitiful handsome face.

"Let's not talk about it, I doubt why you let me into the bar today..." Lishi said with a stern face: "Dad has always refused to let me in..."

"Just now, my dad won't show this 'just sold his ass, but didn't get a dime' expression, disgusting!—"

"..." Polly Haitai, who was wearing a raincoat, covered his forehead.

Although my dear daughter, you can understand and trust your father in this way, and your father is very happy, but...but can you change the metaphor next time?

"I wanted to learn about parenting from you, Polly Haitai..." Wearing a black raincoat and holding a giant sword, the three-meter-tall dipping sauce walked into the bar as he lifted his hood.

"But now it seems...forget it."

Although it doesn't mean that Lishi is not good or well-behaved, but her daughter will become a lady when she grows up, and Polly Haitai's parenting method of letting children grow wildly is not suitable for her family.

clack-

Shi Hammer took out two double-sided battle axes connected by iron chains from under his raincoat.

"Wait for the idlers to come and eat melons first, and make room for us to clean up these inexplicable monsters."

slam-la-

"..." The people in the bar instantly turned into melon-eaters, hid in the corner, vacated the place for the big piece, opened the refrigerator, and shared the watermelon.

"Haha, are you trying to use violence in my bar?" Polly Haitai behind the bar looked at Polly Haitai under the raincoat with a playful face: "You don't care about your property so much, you have the nerve to call yourself Is that the real Polly Haitai?"

"My bar, I can do whatever I want," Polly Haitai under the raincoat took out a watermelon knife and glared at Polly Haitai behind the bar: "You can control it?"

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(After sitting for a whole day, my legs are so numb, uh...is there any way to prevent varicose veins?)

Chapter 867 Chapter 865: Small Town Residents' Thousand Layer Routine ([-])

Boom boom boom! ——

The dance floor of the bar is now full of swords and swords, and the roar of sword energy, and the lightning and rainstorm outside are also intensifying.

"Hahaha! Is this your strength? A counterfeit!" Dipping sauce wearing a raincoat slashed the arm of the troll who looked exactly like him in front of him.

Black blood splattered.

"Come on, troll!" The melon-eating crowd cheered for the dipping sauce. They knew that the troll's blood was blue. Now this one-armed troll couldn't say it was because of drinking too much, the blood turned blue unexpectedly. Is it black?

"Don't worry about it," Dipping Sauce waved his hand, "You're just a counterfeit, and he's still no match for my Troll Juggernaut."

"Oh...really?" The black-blooded troll sneered, and his severed arm turned into black light and returned to his body.

Puff la la——

A brand new arm grew rapidly from his severed arm, and gradually compressed and flattened, turning into a huge sword with elbow joints.

"The second round..." The troll with the sword arm rushed towards the dipping sauce, far more powerful than before.

clang! ——

The giant swords clashed, neither the dipping sauce nor the troll took a step back, but the floor of the dance floor instantly shattered and sawdust flew.

Clang, clang! ——

Three swords in a row clashed, and the dipping sauce and the troll were evenly matched.

"Oops," a worried voice sounded from the melon-eating crowd: "This fake troll should be learning the tricks of the dipping sauce sword master quickly..."

"In my hometown, that is to say, in the Jianghu, there were such legends in the past. He was a master who tried his sword and became a master in the world. body, became the world's number one devil..."

"Is this monster pretending to be a Juggernaut with dipping sauce also capable of this?"

"I've also heard of this legend..." The big man named Shi Yan frowned: "But it should be just a legend. There are foreign objects in the world over there, but it's outrageous to try a sword to become a spirit. How can a stone Can it become a sperm?"

"Hey! Stop talking nonsense!" The girl who was holding a piece of watermelon and gnawing her feet stomped her feet: "The most urgent task now is to help Uncle Dipper find a way to defeat that impostor!"

"What else can I do? Just drop ten times with one force, just blow him up~" The voice that was still worried just now relaxed.

After all, everyone in Anne County knew that those who couldn't resist the Star Destroyer's attack head-on were ants. How dare they make trouble in Anne County?It was only a matter of time before he was crushed to death.

At this moment, Polly Haitai, who was wearing a raincoat, hacked another Polly Haitai to death with a watermelon knife. Teren Su, who had already arrived at the bar, held Lishi, Sucia, and Paget in his arms. Block their sight and prevent them from seeing this brutal scene.

However, there was a flash of black light on the body of Polly Haitai who was opened, and he became intact again. He got up from the ground and was about to speak——

puff! ——

"Pretend to be Lao Tzu, right?" Polly Haitai waved a watermelon knife to his head again.

puff! ——

"Pretending to be my wife, right?"

After eating, the crowd turned their faces away. The picture is so beautiful now that they dare not look at it.

puff! ——

"Tricked me into a cave, right?"

puff! ——

"Do you still want those lions to eat me?"

puff! ——

"Huh? Who are you looking down on? Do you think that litter of dead fat house lions can eat me?!"

Snapped! ——

"That's enough!——" the 'fake Polly Haitai', covered in black blood, tightly grasped Polly Haitai's watermelon knife.

"Hum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, didn't you find out? We --" 'Fake Poly Haitai' looked at the troll who was already able to beat the dipping sauce, and who was rubbing the stone hammer on the ground dwarf……

"It's getting stronger and stronger, you ignorant mortals, prepare to face death! Ahahaha——"

puff! ——

"Oh, that's right." Franklin who suddenly appeared behind 'Fake Polly Haitai' retracted his dagger.

Black blood sprayed out from the back of the head of 'Fake Polly Haitai', staining Franklin's raincoat even blacker.

"Don't eat melons, you can do it together." Franklin waved to the melon-eaters.

"Subdue these guys first, and when the police come to arrest them, we will still have a bonus."

clap clap-

The people eating melons threw the watermelon rinds on the ground one after another. Some took out the car keys, some picked up the iron chopsticks, some weighed the steel fruit plate, and felt that the quality was good, so they used their energy to control the plate and let it sit on their own. The hand spun at high speed, and a thousand birds chirped.

Someone tore off the coat, revealing the red lotus tattoo on the back, and flames burst out on his body.

Someone pulled down the banner on the wall, wrapped it around his body, and used it as a strange weapon like a ribbon.

Someone pressed the cowboy hat on his head and flicked the windbreaker on his body, causing the urban hunters at the same table to stand up.

There are urban legends standing beside the urban hunters, ready to fight alongside enemies and friends from the past.

After thinking about it for a while, Pandora.A picked up the folding stool on the ground and carried it on his shoulder.

"..." The troll, the dwarf, and 'Fake Polly Haitai' looked at this scene and were stunned.