Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Just now, Mary was like Zhu Bajie who ate ginseng fruit and drank the juice directly, but unlike Zhu Bajie, Mary knew that there were not many people in this jug of juice, so she didn't ask Katyusha for another glass.

However, Mary didn't know that Katyusha squeezed two large barrels of juice in the cabin, and now she just took out a little...

"This is the juice squeezed from the 'elven pomelo'." Katyusha touched her hairy head: "It is a new variety that has appeared on the market. It seems that the elf fruit farmers in Albania Wholesale to our fruit retailers here, and let them sell it in the fruit market in the town..."

After all, the fruit farmers in Alberia were not familiar with Anne County's place of life, so they dared not come to Anne County for the time being, but the fruit sellers in Anne County saw the business opportunity.

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Chapter 851 Chapter 849: The Physiological Hygiene of Stupid Bats ([-])

"Van Helsing, I don't think this chicken wing will be cooked even if you fan it ten thousand times."

Lucifer squatted beside Fan Helsing while drinking the elf grapefruit juice, watching him cheerily take a small folding fan to treat the chicken wings hanging beside the grill.

"Although this fan can indeed blow out hot air, the power is too small. It's okay to fan it to keep warm in winter. If you want to use it for 'barbecue'..."

"Hmm..." Lucifer touched his chin and thought for a while, "If it's really possible, the mechanic who made this fan can go to the police station and surrender himself."

"Lucifer, you're still too young." The little bat's face was full of unwillingness, but it still pretended to be serious: "Do you know? Jinhua ham over seven years old can be eaten raw..."

"Hmm...Although it feels like I'm eating zombie meat, but the taste is still good..."

"You just want to fan the chicken wings here for seven years..." Lucifer smiled: "And then eat zombie chicken wings?"

"..." The little bat's face froze.

"Okay, okay, here are the chicken wings..." Annie rubbed the little bat's head, then took away the chicken wings that the little bat had just played with, and put them back on the grill.

"Big sister and Lucifer, let's go to other places to play first, and come back after two or three minutes to eat barbecue, um, and grilled chicken wings~"

"Hmm..." The little bat was stunned to see his chicken wings being taken away by Annie, but it didn't matter if he thought about how much he wanted to bake by himself...

"Then... Annie, take this," the little bat handed the small folding fan to Annie's hand: "Although it's useless to roast chicken wings with it, it should still be useful for fanning the flames..."

"Well...although it's not necessary," Annie tilted her head and looked at the little bat with a soft smile on her face: "But I'd better give it a try~"

Annie aimed the small folding fan at the gray lychee charcoal under the grill, and slapped it lightly——

boom! ——

A three-meter-high pillar of fire suddenly sprang up from the grill, instantly scorching the meat, vegetables, tofu, and seafood on the grill. The few prawns that Mary asked for even turned into lumps of charcoal.

"It's on fire, it's on fire!——" Lucifer nervously patted the little bat's white shirt that was scorched by the fire pillar and ignited on fire. Que found that doing so would hurt his little hands a little bit. It was useless, so he just kicked the little bat into the pool.

thump! ——

"It's on fire, it's on fire!——" Seeing that the eaves were on fire, Mary immediately patted Jin Lin'er's little buttocks lying on the ground eating skewers.

"It's up to you! Jinliner! Hurry up and use the water to jump!——"

"Ah!—right away!—" Jin Lin'er looked up, and knew that the situation was critical now, so she didn't complain about Sister Mary who was still acting weird at this time.

Whoa! ——

The water dragon surged up from the cold pool water, and while Anne dragged the grill away, it rushed directly to the eaves, extinguishing the flames that were about to explode.

"Huh—" Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, their faces calmed down, except Lucifer who was splashed all over by the water splash brought up by the water dragon, and Fan Helsing who was lying under the pool and rubbing his little butt.

Lucifer's kick just now... so much strength...

"This fan..." Annie looked helplessly at the small folding fan in her hand.

"Is the real function like this?"

The hot air it blows out... has some kind of accelerant?

"I think..." The little bat emerged from the pool with a wet little head, stepping on the water.

"I should talk to the police station, arrest the street mechanic who sold me this fan but didn't even give me the instruction manual, and send him to prison to study the Chrysanthemum Book for a few months..."

"But senior..." Yin Lihua stroked her cheek helplessly, propped her knees and looked at Fan Haixin, who was surrounded by koi in a pool of emerald green spring water.

"The mechanic who sells the fan seems to be a girl..."

"Eh?" Little Bat was stunned: "Why, how come? I heard the voice yesterday...he, he was a man's voice..."

"It's a woman disguised as a man." Yin Lihua smiled, and looked up at the charred corner of the roof: "It's very popular for women to disguise themselves as men, but the skills are not good..."

"Not to mention those young ladies who don't even want to cover their breasts, who are afraid of pain and stuffiness, the kind of 'Mr. It is very difficult to change, especially the voice and tone of speaking..."

"Yesterday, the mechanic just squeezed his throat to talk, so it's not a problem that she's a girl, right?"

"Hmm—" Little Bat puffed up his face, he felt that Lihua was saying that he was an idiot, and was fooled by other people's simple disguise.

"Then...then treat her as a woman, hmph, who said that women can't practice the Chrysanthemum Book? It's not like there are big sisters who are good at women's prisons..."

"Hey, how long are you going to stay in the water?" Lucifer squatted down on the promenade, picked up a small piece of cabbage leaf that was blown to the ground by the fire pillar just now, smashed it into the water, That is, next to Van Helsing, let the koi scramble to eat it clean.

"Oh, come up now..." The little bat swam to the shore in response to Lucifer, put its two little hands on the edge of the promenade, and pushed it hard, as if doing pull-ups, pushing its own body up. The body was pulled up from the water.

Like a baby seal coming ashore, the little bat was flopping on the floor, as if trying to shake off the excess water on its body.

"Don't move around, idiot—" Lucifer held down the little bat.

"Throwing water all over the place...is it dirty?"

"Hmm..." The little bat turned over, faced Lucifer, and wiped away the water marks on the little face.

"But it's very uncomfortable to be covered in water..."

"Ah, by the way—" The little bat seemed to remember something.

"Jinlin'er, help me—"

"Mr. Van Helsing, what you should do now is to take a serious bath, nothing else." Katyusha picked up the little bat from the ground.

"Eh? Don't you need my help?" Jin Lin'er just raised her small hand towards her young master, wanting to drain the moisture from her young master's clothes, but seeing Katyusha intervening, she naturally put her little hand down.

"No," Katyusha smiled helplessly: "The smell of fish is not something that can be removed when the body dries up. You have to take a good bath."

"I shouldn't have kept any koi in the pond before..." The little bat rolled the eyes of the dead fish, and was carried into the cabin by Katyusha.

"Lucifer, come here too." Katyusha turned her head and said to Lucifer, "Your body is soaked, if you don't take a shower and change quickly, you might catch a cold and have a fever, like last time..."

"Hmm..." Lucifer hurriedly followed Katyusha.

The last time he had a cold and fever was the nightmare of Lucifer's life, and he never wanted to have it again.

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(Suddenly there is an urge to paint oil paintings, observe for a week, if there are still, just buy tools, if not, forget it, don’t waste money...)

Chapter 852 Chapter 850: Weird Fairytale Creatures ([-])

"Lucifer? What are you doing?"

Van Helsing was wearing a bathrobe, squatting outside the bathroom door, and heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom.

Katyusha and Lucifer just entered.

Katyusha had just helped herself take a bath and wiped herself clean before driving herself out.

"Obviously me and Katyusha are inside, why do you only mention my name?" Lucifer's voice sounded.

"Katyusha won't make that strange sound." Fan Helsing was sure, and cut his toenails with nail clippers. Just after cutting his fingernails, he collected them on a paper towel and threw them away later.

"Hmph, hum..." The strange voice in the bathroom sounded again.

boom--

"Lucifer, don't watch videos while taking a shower." Katyusha tapped Lucifer's little head.

"Oh..." Lucifer switched off his wrist.

"Also, don't take the wrist phone with you in the shower."

"Oh……"

thump--

Lucifer took the wrist machine off his wrist and threw it into the bucket.

slam-la-

The shower was still spraying warm water, rinsing off the foam of the little angel's shower gel.

"Katyusha... Are your breasts a little bigger?"

"Is there? It should be because of the papaya soup made by Michael. It doesn't work for Mary, but it works for the evil robot. How strange..."

"I also feel a bit older recently." Lucifer touched himself: "Well... next time Mikaal makes that kind of soup, I'd better not drink it..."

"I'm quite satisfied with the way I am now. After all, I'm just a little angel. If I'm really as big as Michael, the proportions will look weird..."

"Well... I would like to be a little bigger, and Mr. Van Helsing will be more comfortable when he sleeps on the pillow... Of course, the body proportions must be maintained, at least not to look weird."

"Ehhh?! Katyusha, what are you talking about?!—" Lucifer was startled, and hurriedly shouted out of the bathroom.

"Van Helsing! You close your ears!—"

There was no response from outside the bathroom.

"Van Helsing? Van Helsing—"

"Stop shouting, Mr. Van Helsing has already sneaked away just now, after all, it is a topic between girls, even Mr. Van Helsing would be embarrassed to listen to it~"

At this time, the little bat had already returned to the promenade blushing.

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"Here, big sister's 'plantain fan'~" Annie stuffed the small folding fan back into the little bat's arms.