Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Hey, I'm out to play now, so don't think about such unhappy things~" Jin Lin'er held Yin Lihua's cheek, making her turn her head to look at the stage.

On the stage, a group of grotesque urban legends are performing the story of "Cinderella", causing the audience to roar with laughter. The main reason is...

The actor who plays Cinderella is a plaster male model who really drops dust when he walks. The crystal slipper he wears has two pairs of four small hands, each holding a rag to wipe off the lime falling on himself, and his mouth is special. Stinky, has been poking every actor's spine.

Of course, it assumes the identity of the magic glass slipper, and insults the roles played by the actors, without really insulting the actors themselves.

At this time, the stage was performing until the bell struck midnight, and Cinderella fled at the ball, except for the scene where the crystal slipper was left on the spot.

clap clap-

The oil painting paper man prince in the frame held the frame and jumped in front of the crystal shoe, wanting to bend down to pick up the glass shoe and hold it in his hands.

But suddenly, he found that he couldn't bend down.

"Oh, my God, I have to tell her (pointing to Cinderella with dust all over the floor), this prince's waist is bad, don't marry him." The crystal slipper threw the rag in the paper prince's face .

"Don't say such things, crystal slipper, please tell me—" the prince slapped the rag on his face, and his face was stained white with lime: "Who is she? Where is she? If possible, I I even want to know her beautiful and noble name..."

The crystal shoe faced the audience, pointed at the prince with his back behind his back: "Look at his pale face, can this waist heal?"

"Can I tell him Cinderella's name?"

"No!—" The audience responded in unison.

"Pfft!—" Yin Lihua couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha——" Jin Lin'er also laughed: "Now I think it's a pity that Lucifer and Mary didn't come tonight and didn't see this play~"

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Chapter 846 Chapter 844: The Empress' Simple Celebration ([-])

"Hmm..." Bai Ji thought for a while when she heard sister Jin Lin'er's words.

"Then I..." Bai Ji turned on her wrist phone, and pointed the camera interface at the show that was still on stage.

Snapped--

But Jin Lin'er lightly pressed Bai Ji's little hand, pinching her little face.

"Bai Ji, do you know? The way you are doing now is called stealing. If you don't get permission, it's better not to take pictures of the drama that people are performing and share it with others."

"Hmm... Sister Jinlin'er, I was wrong..." Bai Ji turned off her wrist phone, her face full of grievances.

I just want to take such an interesting scene and take it back for other sisters to watch...

After all, the stage of the night market can also be called a stage. Most of the teams and individuals on stage are not regular professional actors. For those who come later.

If you miss this time, you may never see it again for the rest of your life...

"Hmm..." Yin Lihua stroked her chin and thought for a while, then looked at Miss Gabriel: "At the celebration of my enthronement, can I invite this troupe to perform "Cinderella" again?"

At that time, Senior Van Helsing will definitely bring everyone over to participate in the celebration, so... Sister Lucifer and the others will be able to see this very interesting play again.

"Huh?" Miss Gabriel, who was rolling the fried noodles with chopsticks, was stunned.

"The world on Lihua's side... is almost ancient, right? Hmm... I think there should be some Beijing opera, Yue opera and so on in the celebration, eh? Are there such things as Peking opera on Lihua's side?"

"I didn't expect senior to be so old-fashioned~" Yin Lihua patted Miss Gabriel on the shoulder, and smiled softly: "There is no Beijing opera, but there are similar 'green plum operas'. Naturally, there must be traditions in celebrations. It's a green plum drama, but I also want to show my people something different..."

"My Great Yin Empire is not an ordinary backward empire, things like other worlds... I don't want to hide it from them..."

"Senior..." Yin Lihua supported Miss Gabriel's shoulders, her icy blue mechanical eyes suddenly looked pitiful: "Senior, don't you think that we don't want to establish diplomatic relations with our Great Yin Empire, and despise our backwardness, poverty and underdevelopment. Won't you play with us?"

"How could it be?—" Miss Gabriel waved her small hands.

"You guys are not behind at all. Everyone in the Jianghu is so powerful that they can fly over walls. There have been immortals who can cross the universe before..."

"Then—'Alliance'?" Yin Lihua tilted her head.

"Didn't they form an alliance a long time ago?" Miss Gabriel smiled.

"From the day we send you supplies and you send us zombies, we are allies."

"Well...it's not such a simple alliance..." Yin Lihua pouted.

"Didn't seniors sign any oath when they formed an alliance with the solar system community, swearing to never leave or abandon?"

"Eh?" Miss Gabriel was stunned.

"Is there still such a link? I don't even know..."

"..." Yin Lihua's face was filled with helplessness.

"Forget it... I'll ask Sivir tomorrow... Well, no, Anne County's foreign affairs are now handled by Annabelle, right?"

"Yes~" Miss Gabriel held the plate and continued to roll the fried noodles, intending to roll them into a lollipop and eat them in one bite.

"Then I'll ask Annabelle about the ceremony of making the covenant..."

"Celebration celebration——" Jin Lin'er interrupted at this time, her little face was a little excited: "What will Sister Lihua's celebration look like?"

"Is it the kind in the movie where the gongs and drums are blaring, colorful flags are waving, crowds of people, and red paper and red lanterns are hung all over the world?"

She has never seen such a big scene when she grows up.

The level of the machine king's hegemony is almost the same, but because it is in the depth of winter, there are not many outdoor celebration activities. At most, posters and publicity stands are pasted and erected all over the town.

Lucifer and Mary talked about the Sun Festival at the end of summer, the town should be very lively, probably the busiest day of the year in Anne County.

Jin Lin'er is full of anticipation for this, Jinlong is auspicious, and he likes to see this kind of peaceful and happy scene the most.

It's a pity that it's just spring now, and it's still far away from the Sun Festival at the end of summer. Jin Lin'er even feels that it's far away, but she didn't expect that before the Sun Festival comes, there will be an early and lively celebration...

"Celebration..." Yin Lihua caressed her cheeks and put her elbows on the table: "Maybe everything will be kept simple..."

"Before mechanism techniques are applied to production, even if people from the rivers and lakes go to the countryside, our productivity is far from the point where we can be extravagant and wasteful..."

"Besides, after experiencing war and natural disasters just now, the country is waiting for prosperity, and the empress who wastes money and people at a celebration...would be very annoying? Even I would hate her..."

"Well... Sister Lihua did the right thing..." Jin Lin'er thought for a while, and it was the same reason.

"Bai Ji, did you hear that? I want to learn from Sister Lihua." Touching Bai Ji's small head, Jin Lin'er said earnestly: "Even if we become rich, we must not forget our roots, we must not forget our origins..."

"But isn't our dragon family rich from our ancestors?" Bai Ji's words made Jin Lin'er's face stiffen.

Snapped--

Jin Lin'er patted Bai Ji's little head.

"I am a fish, you are a snake, we are not born to be dragons," Jin Lin'er rubbed Bai Ji's little face fiercely: "We all evolved from ordinary scale insects to real dragons, okay?"

"Just like a poet who can write poems today, his ancestors may not necessarily be poets. As long as there is the possibility of 'human beings can become poets', any descendant can become a poet..."

"Wow..." Bai Ji stared blankly at Jin Lin'er.

My stupid sister...can you still say this long list of words that sound powerful even though you don't understand them...?

"Huh? Why does Bai Ji look at me like this?" Jin Lin'er felt that there was a small insult to Longge in Bai Ji's eyes.

"Hmm... no... no..." Bai Ji muttered, turning her face away, not daring to look at sister Jin Lin'er.

ahh-

This is Miss Gabriel trying her best to grow her small mouth, stuffing the rolled fried noodles into her mouth.

In the past, Fan Haixing ate noodles like this, from childhood to adulthood, and now it is no exception, but...

"Well?!--"

For the first time since Miss Gabriel grew up, her mouth was gagged by fried noodles.

The stupid little bat obviously doesn't remember - he no longer has Fan Haixing's "bloody mouth", only Miss Gabriel's "cherry mouth".

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(When is everyone on vacation? There have been no new posts for the new chapter for a long time...it's really lonely...)

Chapter 847 Chapter 845: The Dragon War That Ended Early ([-])

In the end, Miss Gabriel obediently put the fried noodles back into the bowl, and ate them slowly one by one.

"Senior, when you come out to play as Miss Gabriel, at least you have to act like a lady..." Yin Lihua looked at Miss Gabriel helplessly on her small face, and gave Miss Gabriel Passed a napkin and asked Miss Gabriel to wipe her sauce-smeared mouth.

"Otherwise... even I would feel sorry for Miss Gabriel's ruined image."

"Yeah, you don't do this when you eat noodles at home, but now you're acting weird for some reason." Jin Lin'er took the napkin in advance and wiped Miss Gabriel's mouth.

"Hmm..." Miss Gabriel wanted to speak, but because of Jin Lin'er's movements, she couldn't make a sound, so she could only give up struggling, rolled her eyes at Jin Lin'er, and then spoke by herself after she finished her work. up.

ahh-

Bai Ji imitated Miss Gabriel, rolled up the fried noodles and ate them in one bite, but there was no Miss Gabriel who was gagged because of greed, Bai Ji only rolled fried dough balls suitable for her mouth, lightly Eat it easily.

"Hmm..." Bai Ji retracted her chopsticks, folded her hands on her chest, and thought about it while chewing on the fried dough in her mouth.

If I was still a snake spirit, I should be able to swallow the plate in one gulp, but my jaw will be dislocated again, and it will hurt a little...

Now that he has become a real dragon, he doesn't have that ability. Even in the shape of a dragon, his mouth can only open up to 120 degrees. It is impossible to open more than 200 degrees like before.

"Huh..." The napkin finally left Miss Gabriel's small mouth.

"Jin Lin'er... next time I can wipe my mouth myself, I will still do such small things..."

"But sister Katyusha usually wipes the mouth of the young master?" Jin Lin'er rarely sees the little bat wiping his mouth by himself, usually it's Katyusha helping him, or Mikael, or some little maid... …

Anyway, the image of the little bat in Jinlin'er's mind has become a stupid bat that can't handle anything well without the help of others.

Although he is still Jin Lin'er's son, he has changed from an aristocratic and omnipotent son to a cute and loving son who relies on his family.

Even Jin Lin'er can take over Katyusha's heavy responsibility and take good care of him when Katyusha and Michael are away.