Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Halo Sea Cliff's foreign trade activities are one of the sources of income for the Van Helsing family, so they can't be used as a joke.

otherwise……

The pocket money of Lucifer, Mary, Jin Lin'er, Bai Ji and the others will be reduced by 200 yuan this month.

"Then, then how do I prove to this super stubborn elf that I am a bat from another world?" Miss Gabriel whispered in Lucifer's ear.

"Why do you need to prove it?" Lucifer whispered softly: "She is just a passer-by on our trip, maybe after seeing this side, I will never see her again in the future, is it important to prove this kind of thing to her... ?”

"..." Miss Gabriel was silent for a while.

"Lucifer, I used to take the train. If someone spoke to me, I would chat with him until he or I got off the train. The people who really existed in Zhongzhen are not the background boards about another plot when they have been recalled for many years..."

"It's like 'I sent a doll to XX on such and such date, and when I took the train, there were many people on the train, and I didn't know them' so..."

"..." Lucifer stared blankly at the smiling Miss Gabriel.

"F-whatever you want..." Lucifer lowered his head and muttered, "You're not a child anymore anyway, so you don't need me to teach you..."

"Ahem... There is still something for Lucifer to teach," Miss Gabriel scratched her little face in embarrassment: "How can I prove to Irina—"

"Okay, I believe it. You should be from another world." Elena suddenly said, making Miss Gabriel's expression freeze instantly.

"Wait, wait! Wait! Why is it so sudden, I, I haven't thought of a way to hit you hard in the face!" Miss Gabriel's face was full of disappointment and unwillingness.

"Why did you hit me in the face? Are people from other worlds so violent?" Elena covered her cheek.

"No... I didn't mean that..." Miss Gabriel lay down on the small wooden table powerlessly, and gently pushed away the breakfast and drinks piled up in front of her.

"Forget it...I don't want to explain anymore...I just want to know now...you changed your face when you said it? Just now, you still act like you don't believe anyone..."

"Ahem..." Elena glanced at the screen of the wrist phone that was already floating on the desktop, where "Annie County Animal Daily" was displayed.

"Well... at least I know that those guys from the movement for change can't do this nice..." Elena couldn't find a word for 'cartoon' in all the words she knew, let alone Anne County Animals in the style of wool felt stop motion animation.

"Animation." Bai Ji reminded Elena.

"Ugh...the guys from Movement for Change can't do this kind of animation..." Irina repeated succinctly.

Moreover, the red and white town in the animation is very warm and peaceful, which is completely different from the cold and strict world that the change movement wants to achieve.

"Hmph, maybe we are really the elves of the change movement, and we just snatched this animation from somewhere we don't know?" Caimao Xianyu crossed his arms and looked at Elena with a playful expression.

"..." Elena's face was filled with suspicion again.

The colorful hairy salted fish was instantly 'beaten' by the little bat and the girls, lying on the small wooden table, smiling and begging for mercy.

"Are you still laughing?!" The little bat was furious, desperately rubbing the colorful hairy head of the colorful hairy salted fish.

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Chapter 823 Chapter 821: Ordinary scientific research activities ([-])

Crack, crack——

An elf is burying his head in the farmland, the hoe is up and down, up and down, busy.

suddenly--

He saw a row of shadows in front of him, looked up, and saw a group of strange men and things in chain mail standing on the ridge of the field, waving hello to him.

"My fellow over there, please stop, we have something to say—" the orangutan captain was suddenly at a loss for words, because he and the scientific expedition team immediately threw away the hoe when they saw the elf, and poured out a few pieces from the bamboo tube at their waists. A stinky fart, holding a 'weapon', staring at them vigilantly.

click-

Also in an instant, the scientific expedition team pointed the fans at the elf, and the elf was not to be outdone, and took off the cattail fan stuck in the waistband of his back trousers.

Although I don't know what those iron guys with a few 'petals' like flowers are, but seeing them look like an enemy like this, they are definitely guilty and harboring malicious intentions...

"Uh... fellow, we are not bad people... Uh, wait, I want to say... we are not bad elves, you don't have to be like this..." Captain Orangutan quickly waved his hand to explain.

"Come on elves!—" The elves, who were all on guard, shouted towards the village in the valley behind: "The strange things came again last time!——"

"..." The entire scientific expedition team fell silent, and everyone looked at the crystal toilet.

It drives the scientific research ship. Its ability is to locate the settlements of intelligent creatures that need to eat and drink. Before the forest of elves has been explored and the complete map has not been obtained, it can easily lead everyone to find elves that can speak .

"I... didn't I say before that I want to find a new village to contact?" The orangutan captain picked up the crystal toilet and stared at its toilet lid.

The orangutan captain knows that it relies on the reflection of the water splash on the toilet seat as its eyes to see things.

"You bastard... why did you bring us to this village again?!——"

The last time they were beaten up by the elves in this village, they could only escape in desperation, but this time...

'Face blindness...sorry...' The toilet sprayed water and wrote two words full of apology on the toilet seat.

It recognizes the toilets in every public toilet in Anne Town, and is sorry for the humanoid creatures. In its view, these humanoid creatures look the same, nothing more than stronger and thinner...

slam-la-

A large number of elves ran out from the mountain depression. In addition to those holding spears, bows and arrows, sharp swords, and axes, there were also those holding hoes, shovels, sickles, and dung forks...

"That's all right, we're going to fight again..." the cat man Chen Bo sighed.

But even though it was a 'war', my side had to keep my hands everywhere. Before the opponent made a deadly move, my side could only do defense and low-intensity counterattack. In short, I was beaten.

"No, we can have a good negotiation with them this time..." Pandora A Luoer raised the bag in his hand.

"This is the snacks and drinks I brought here. No one can refuse snacks and drinks, even elves."

"I hope." Uncle Chen's younger sister, Chen Feng, was not hopeful.

These elves are as stubborn as donkeys, as long as they believe in things, they will not change them.

It's like the last time everyone made a mistake when they arrived. They smashed into someone's farmland with a scientific research boat, crushed a large area of ​​crops, and lost the favor of these elves in an instant. , these elves just want to drive away their own group of bad guys.

Now these elves are standing on the other side of the farmland, blocking the scientific expedition team, as if they don't want them to cross the farmland at the entrance of the village and enter the village in the mountain depression.

"Ahem, everyone, don't get excited, don't get excited..." Captain Orangutan took the bag from Luo Er and took out a few bags of potato chips.

tear-

The orangutan captain opened the potato chip bag and showed all the elves the potato chips inside.

"..." The elves looked at each other, not knowing what this big orangutan-like man meant.

"This is food, it's delicious." The orangutan captain opened the two layers of zippers in front of his mouth and ate a piece of potato chips in front of everyone.

click-

"..." The elves didn't respond. After all, they had never eaten fried junk food and didn't know the taste of potato chips.

"And this, this is called Little Bat Coke..." The orangutan captain sat on the ridge of the field, took out a bottle of Coke from his bag, opened it, and gurgled down it.

"Hi--it's also a good thing, it's something to drink... Hi--"

"..." Everyone in the scientific expedition team stared at the orangutan captain who started to eat and drink, speechless.

After you go back, report it to the superiors and get rid of this orangutan as the captain.

"Enough!——" A roar among the elves made the orangutan captain spit out all the Coke in his mouth.

"You can get rid of these weird things, and don't bother our village again, or—" A strong elf came out more and more, and as he said 'No', he raised his hand, and all the elves threw their farts The beans were poured out, carefully held in the palm of the hand, like a trebuchet, aiming at the orangutan captain and other guys.

"..." The orangutan captain's face became serious, and he carefully capped and screwed the Coke bottle firmly, otherwise the delicious Coke might be ruined when the stench erupts...

By the way, there is this bag of potato chips that has been opened...

rustling-

The orangutan captain raised his head and opened his mouth wide, poured all the potato chips into his mouth, and then fully zipped up the protective clothing and the chain mail in front of the mouth.

and many more……

The orangutan captain thought for a while, then unzipped the zipper again, opened the Coke bottle, and gulped down the Coke.

There is only a little Coke left, there is no need to keep it...

woohoo-

The scientific expedition team turned on the small fans in their hands one after another, and the strong wind brought by Anne County Technology instantly blew the elves on the opposite side to messy hair and agitated clothes...

"Damn it!—" The elves were furious, and they began to put the stinky beans back into the bamboo tubes. Under this situation, as long as they threw the stinky beans, the elves on their side would be the victims, and the stinky beans The stench may also be blown into the village by this strong wind...

The village is full of old, weak, women and children who haven't come out. My strong elves will only vomit for a while, but they can't bear the irritating smell of stinky fart beans at all. They may be stinking to death, just like the forest Occasionally, a small animal that is smashed in the face by a mature stinky fart will be stinking to death...

The elves were angry with the orangutan captain and other strange things, and carefully kept the stinky fart. This thing cannot be subjected to strong force, whether it is squeezed or collided, otherwise it will explode in an instant even if it is not mature, and the smell will fill the whole world... …

But suddenly...

Bang! ——

A stinky fart exploded in the hands of a nervous young elf, and the stench hit. The young elf was stunned and vomited instantly. hand……

Bang bang bang! ——

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Chapter 824 Chapter 822: The Inextricable Little Two-dimensional ([-])

"Ahhh!—" The elves shrouded in the stench yelled in horror.

One by one the elves fell down foaming at the mouth, and each elf retched while waving their fans desperately, trying to change the direction of the stench and prevent them from blowing into the village.

The members of the scientific expedition team also instantly turned off the small fan.

But the direction of the stench has not changed. The gust of wind just now was too strong, even if it loses the follow-up power, it will not dissipate in a while.

"There may be children in the village!" Kai'Sa called out.