But monkeys can also learn to salute.
Civilization... is far from that simple...
……
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, a crisp voice came into the ears of the mustache goblin.
"Look what I found?—a goblin stray dog~"
He couldn't open his eyes.
"Of course you can't open your eyes, a dirty and lowly little guy like you is not qualified to look at me~"
The owner of the voice seems to be close at hand, and it seems to be talking to him across a world, high above.
"I'm talking to you across a world~ After all, there's that angel there, even I wouldn't dare to appear in front of her~"
Can you read minds?
"Of course~ After all, I am... Well~ You are not qualified to know my name, but you can call me the 'Third Demon God'-sama~"
The Third Demon God... What is your relationship with Schneider?
Schneider is the devil who helps the bearded goblin.
"He~ I personally 'trained' to become a devil... Goblin~"
"I don't know if it's because you both had the same experience...Even at the risk of being judged by an angel, he accompanied you to make such a big deal... How stupid~"
What about Schneider now? ...
"It's dead~ The fourth devil's nest has completely disappeared from the world, and there is no such devil as Schneider in the world anymore~"
An unspeakable sadness welled up in the bearded goblin's heart.
"Ahhhh~ don't you cry~ what does a majestic goblin man look like crying~"
who is it?Who killed him?
"What? You want to avenge him?" The third demon god seemed taken aback.
Ah!
"It's the same idiot~"
Since you came to me, it must be because I still have value, right?Give me strength!Other up to you!
"Ha...haha...hahaha..." The Third Demon God laughed happily.
"No, no, what gave you the illusion... am I here to help you today?"
"What I hate the most in my life is idiots, but you and Schneider are both idiots, and you made this situation... I'm also afraid of getting burned~"
"So~" The Third Demon God's voice was sweet.
"Why don't you die soon?"
Goblin vitality is really annoying.
"Are you waiting for me to do it?"
........................
Today's fifth update is here~
Another dawdle, sorry O__O "…
Chapter 61 Chapter 061
Anne Castle, in the library.
Lucifer held out his hand to Fan Helsing expressionlessly.
"Take it out."
Van Helsing looked left and right, but did not answer the topic.
"Ahaha... Lucifer, let's play "Pretty Girl Wanhua Mirror 4" today, it's a new game~"
"I don't want to play with butter today...and..." Lucifer pressed Van Helsing's shoulder: "Give me back the [Travel Type [-] Hyperspace Transport Device], hurry up."
Lucifer said it directly, and Fan Helsing couldn't pretend he didn't hear it anymore, so he asked the evil spirit maid to bring it up, it was still a beautiful steel ring.
"Isn't this thing for me?..." Fan Helsing held on to the ring reluctantly, unwilling to let go.
It worked very well, and Van Helsing liked it very much.
Lucifer broke off Van Helsing's fingers and snatched the ring into his hands.
"I just lent it to you once, and no one said I would give it to you." Lucifer pushed Van Helsing away with his knees, who wanted to snatch the ring back: "This kind of precious thing is what I can give you. A guy who has nothing to do with the upper world has applied for it, so it’s already a big deal for you to use it once, okay?”
"Don't be greedy, it will make me hate you."
Van Helsing slumped and sat down on the sofa in disappointment, like a useless bat.
"But didn't you guys seize the transmission device of the Goblin Federation? It's not unusable for someone to repair it. Why worry about whether to keep this thing?" Lucifer put the ring on his hand and shook it.
"For whom?" Fan Helsing raised his eyebrows.
"Hmm... those demihumans." Lucifer thought for a while.
"Not to mention that those goblin gadgets are unreliable, it's not like you don't know...just say...you expect those demihumans to repair the black technology that can transmit time and space?" Van Helsing couldn't believe it.
What are his demihumans?
Even if they have professional templates, they are at most elementary school teachers, clinic doctors, rural police officers, and excrement workers. They are not even decent civilian scientists. It's not that Van Helsing looks down on them, it's just that their majors are not suitable...even if they are suitable, they are not enough Let them handle scientific research projects of this level...
"If you can't do it now, it doesn't mean you can't do it in the future." Lucifer waved his hand: "Give them a few thousand years, and they will always develop to that level."
"Thousands of years?!" Van Helsing said that he seemed to have misheard the number, and heard a few extra zeros.
"That's right, anyway, we have plenty of time." Lucifer looked at Van Helsing, with a melodious tone: "The saying that vampires have no lifespan, they can't grow old, they can't die, except for a lot of restrictions, they are simply angels on earth..."
"As long as you don't provoke anyone, and you don't get dragged into the sun and turn into ashes, you can live a thousand years easily~" Lucifer patted Fan Helsing on the shoulder.
"But don't be afraid, with me covering you, you are very safe..."
"Whoever wants to bully you has to look at my face~"
"Then... what is the price? Lucifer?" Van Helsing suddenly imitated a certain orc and said.
"Huh?" Lucifer didn't know why, but he still raised his head and thought for a while: "I want you..."
"Stop, stop!" Fan Helsing turned pale with shock.
"I want you to support me..."
"It's over! You are a deformed love, Lucifer! I like your mother! I can't accept you!"
"Bastard!" Lucifer pinched Fan Helsing's outrageous mouth: "I want you to raise me like this! I eat yours, use yours, play with yours, and I will protect you, bastard!"
Only then did Van Helsing relax, seeing clearly.
Lucifer also let go of his mouth.
"But so to speak... I seem to have a bigger backer..." Fan Helsing touched his chin.
"Huh?" Lucifer frowned, what did this bastard want to say?
"I will marry Mikael in the future...Michael is better than you, right? After all, she is your mother..." Van Helsing glanced at Lucifer: "It's better to hug your wife's thighs than hug your friends..."
Boom—the veins on Lucifer's forehead burst out.
"In terms of what annoys me...I would call you the strongest...Fan Helsing..." Lucifer lowered his head and spoke in a gloomy tone.
"Uh..." The corners of Van Helsing's mouth twitched.
"Ah! I suddenly remembered! I'm going to Evelyn's place to take a look at those 'hot bacteria'. The goblins hid them so deeply, they must be good things!..."
It is already the second day after returning from another world, and Evelyn, who has a lot of research on plants, is studying a magical fungus seized from goblins all night.
"Don't worry, you can be beaten up by me before going over..." Lucifer grabbed the clothes on Fan Helsing's back, and he was walking out the door.
……
'Thermophilus' - The name comes from a goblin research report.
It is a dark red mushroom, completely the size of a baby's fist.
It grows on gold, and each full body needs to consume three grams of gold. When the full body grows, it will continuously spray spores around the surroundings within a day, and wither and die after a day.
It can be valued by goblins. In addition to the cultivation and consumption of prodigals, it naturally also has excellent characteristics.
It is also named for this feature——
hot bacteria.
It will radiate heat when it meets 'water', and the higher the water pressure around the body, the higher the heat it will emit.
When a complete body thermobacterium is placed in an environment with one meter of water and one cubic meter of water, the heat released is enough to boil the entire water body, and the temperature is as high as 233 degrees Celsius.
In the case of continuous heat release, the thermobacteria will continue to consume a certain special substance of itself, gradually fading from the original 'dark red' until it turns into 'snow white', and at this point, it will not release heat , are just common mushrooms that have been cooked.
This boiling process lasts for four hours.
Change the environment in which the thermobacteria is located, and place it in deeper water with greater pressure, the heat it emits will increase exponentially, and naturally, the faster it will be consumed.
In Goblin’s experimental report, they tried to send a sealed iron ball wrapped in thermobacteria into a lake 300 meters underwater, and then opened the iron ball. In less than a second, the water level of the lake dropped rapidly, and the water surface boiled. , the ensuing large amount of steam even killed an entire guard group that was observing closely.
But it came and went quickly, and the process only lasted five seconds.
……
"Steam engine..." Beimingwolf said in a low voice.
Now she, Van Helsing, and Katyusha are all in the elf Evelyn's laboratory, um... also the physics laboratory of 'Anne County Public College'.
"This 'hot fungus'... is very suitable for use in steam engines, Lord Van Helsing." Beimingwolf stood beside Van Helsing holding a thick bag of manuscripts.
In front of them was a pot of boiling water that Evelyn had boiled with hot bacteria.
Beimingwolf came here today because he wanted to show Van Helsing the manuscript of the 'Analytical Engine', hoping that he could support him in terms of resources to restore and improve this project.
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