Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

despair--

Van Helsing put his little hands on Sivir's hair and rubbed it.

"Then Sivir's idea of ​​'must be a lady' is my own idea?"

"En." Sivir nodded her head seriously.

"Before I joined the army, my dream was to be a lady who can hold tea parties and eat cakes every day..."

But how does she, who is just a country girl, climb to the top and realize this dream?

She doesn't want to marry. Although she has the capital to marry a nobleman, her deceased father once told her that men don't have a good thing, they just want your body, scum!

And Sivir is also an independent and self-reliant girl, so she chose to join the army, and used the ancestral "Sea Cat Blasting Punch" to create her own world.

Originally, I thought that I would be able to realize my dream of being a lady after being in a high position, but...

A tea party held by the famous "Empire Cat", "Demon General", and "Bloodthirsty Seal"...

No young lady dared to come to participate, for fear of being eaten alive by the most brutal seal man in history.

"Then Sivir is a lady... Are you happy?" Van Helsing rubbed Sivir's little head again.

"..." Sivir was silent for a moment, and finally laughed heartily: "Happy!"

"I couldn't be happier!"

Being able to present an elegant and beautiful lady Sivir in front of Lord Van Helsing is even happier than the tea party for self-entertainment...

"Then Sivir can continue to live according to his own ideas. If you want to be a lady, be the most elegant lady..." Van Helsing pinched Sivir's little face.

"If you don't want to be a lady, just be inappropriate, and you can be rude. You are now the only favorite of my Majesty Fan Helsing, and you can do whatever you want..."

"Well...Of course, illegal and criminal things are not allowed, and I believe Sivir will not do such things, right?"

"En!" Sivir nodded her head firmly.

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Chapter 515 Chapter 514: Romantic Bat's Open-air Hair Salon ([-])

Just when Sivir was secretly moved, she suddenly found that her face was a little slippery...

Look again at Fan Helsing's little hand touching her face...

Isn't this... the little hand Master Van Helsing used to grab the barbecue just now...? ...

Reminiscent of Master Van Helsing touching his head just now...

Sivir felt that she must be a greasy girl now, it was as if she had returned to her childhood...

The seal people living in the Arctic Circle cannot take a bath normally. They can only gather in tents separately for men and women, use wood chips to help each other, scrape off the stains that have formed on each other's bodies, and then apply whale oil after cleaning, just like It was average since the last time it was cleaned up.

These whale oils are the 'culprits' of agglomerating these stains, and it is also convenient for seal people to scrape off with wood chips and clean their bodies.

Also keeps warm and moisturizes.

Apart from being dirty, there was nothing wrong with it. Back then, Sivir could only take a hot bath in the warmest spring, and the same was true for washing her hair, so she had greasy hair all year round.

It wasn't until after his father passed away that Sivir went down to the warm south alone to find a job and earn a living, that she developed the habit of taking a bath and washing her hair frequently.

She also changed from a dirty country girl to a glamorous imperial general.

"Lord Van Helsing..." Sivir watched helplessly as Van Helsing continued to playfully rub her face with his oily little hands, not knowing what to say.

Master Van Helsing will be so naughty every once in a while, heh... Really...

"Oh..." Fan Helsing retracted his little hand as if belatedly, looking at the oil on his hand, he had an expression of 'I didn't mean to'.

"Wait, let me wash Sivir's hair?" Van Helsing pointed to the side: "I saw a saponin tree over there just now, saponin is the kind that can produce a lot of bubbles, like a pod thing……"

"It's the shampoo and dishwashing liquid given by nature~"

Well, the truth is revealed, Lord Van Helsing just wants to play with soap locusts... Sivir has a clear face.

……

After eating the barbecue.

Van Helsing climbed up the waterfall with Sivir and Goldscale.

The upper reaches of the river are fast, but not deep. Under the light of the stars and the moon, you can see the river bed covered with boulders, and there are even larger boulders protruding directly from the river surface, dividing the water flow. The surging white waves.

The river bed is on a plain, forming a drop from the mysterious pool below, creating the mysterious waterfall.

Van Helsing looked at the map and found that this plain was called 'The Garden of Earth'. It was located in the center of the Central Plains. Waterfalls hang in all directions from the edge of the table.

Under the night, the garden of the world is like wearing a silver shining fishnet see-through costume, which has a different kind of charm.

"Very good, another map is lit." Van Helsing held a large pile of saponins, looked at his data panel and smiled.

The field map of the world needs to be explored by everyone before it can be lit up in front of your eyes.

The maps of the various cities and the official roads connecting them are always on, so that the players don't even know where to go to other cities.

Many side missions have to run between cities, it will be bad if you don't know the way.

"Lord Van Helsing..." Sivir stroked his hair, looking at the rushing river at everyone's feet.

"Are we going to wash our hair here?"

"Hmm." Van Helsing nodded his head.

The water pool below has just killed a deer, and the water smells of blood, so it is not suitable for activities.

"Come on, Sivir, um... lie down by the river first..." Van Helsing pointed to a large rock by the river, on which there was a place for a person to lie down and stick his head out of the water.

It was simply a shampoo bed tailor-made for Sivir.

"Okay, Master Van Helsing..." Sivir lay down obediently, what he saw in his eyes was the sky full of stars and Van Helsing who was condescending and his face was full of seriousness like Tony's teacher. For a while, he felt a little dreamy...

She would never have imagined that one day she would let her favorite monarch wash her hair under such a beautiful starry sky...

Is this...is it romantic?

"Hmm..." Van Helsing squatted down and looked at Sivir.

"Sivir, the way you stick your head out of the river now..."

"What, what's the matter?" Sivir looked at Van Helsing, feeling a little shy, lying on his back like this, without any defense at all...

"It's just not prepared at all." What Van Helsing said made Sivir stunned.

"If a wild monster suddenly jumped out of the river, it would definitely bite off Sivir's head~"

"It's like fishing, hahaha..." Van Helsing joked.

"..." Hearing what Van Helsing said, Sivir's eyes lost their light.

Master Van, Van Helsing are fools! --idiot! ——

But at this time, Xivir saw Jinlin'er holding up the hard antlers left over from eating, jumping over and smashing her head hard.

At the moment when Sivir was so frightened that she closed her eyes and was shocked at how Jinlin'er would kill her, she heard a dull and loud noise from the direction above her head, which seemed to be the sound of an exoskeleton exploding.

"Eh?! Are there really wild monsters?" Fan Helsing's surprised voice sounded.

"That's right, the court of the world is not a safe zone—"

Sivir opened his eyes and looked up, only to see a big dark red crab whose back was crushed by Jin Lin'er with its antlers. A large pincer was thrown to the shore...

Then he squatted down, inserted his claws into the shattered crab shell of the big crab, and pinched the big crab's brain with a bang.

The big crab that was struggling just now stopped moving for an instant.

"Hey hey..." Jin Lin'er stood up embarrassingly, and smiled as if the violent and ferocious little dragon girl was not her.

"My lord, sister Sivir, do you want to eat crab paste? This crab has a lot of crab paste~"

"Hmm..." Fan Helsing rubbed his chin and thought for a while, "Next time, I've already eaten just now, and my satiety is still [-]%..."

"When we pass by here next time, it should also be refreshed. Let's eat it then."

The dead wild monster will be resurrected at the place where it died the next day, so you don't have to worry about missing it.

"Yeah." Jin Lin'er nodded her head, and jumped onto a big rock in the river where she could step on. The water in the river could only reach her knees. She was a little unsteady by the rushing water, but she didn't make it. The degree to which it is directly washed away by the current.

After calming down for a while, Jin Lin'er stood up straight, kicked the big crab, and kicked it downstream to prevent it from polluting the water source.

Sivir-san still needs to wash her hair here...

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(Today's dinner actually had something purple, I heard it tasted like yam... I didn't dare to eat it...)

Chapter 516 Chapter 515: Gongsun Lige's Gossip ([-])

"How is it? Will the water be a little cold?"

Van Helsing stood in the shallow water area of ​​the river bed, the river water reached his ankles, rubbing soap horns to help Sivir's hair, and pouring a handful of water on Sivir's head from time to time.

Then help her massage the scalp to relieve the fatigue of hard work during the day.

Hmm... This is mainly a spiritual placebo. After all, the current Sivir is not her real body, she is just a prosthetic body whose ID is 'I am a loyal subject'.

Jin Lin'er held the antlers and stood guard, staring in all directions, always paying attention to whether there were any sudden attacks by wild monsters.

"No..." Sivir closed her eyes, enjoying Master Van Helsing's scalp massage: "The water temperature is just right..."

"That's fine..." Fan Helsing nodded his head.

"Otherwise, we can only go back to Dianjing and wash our hair."