Earthlings' first manned spacecraft lands on Mars.
"I'm out of the warehouse, feeling good!" The over-dressed astronaut set his feet on the barren land of Mars on screens around the world.
He knew that he was 'live' broadcasting this historic moment to all the people on Earth, so he had to be very calm and serious, otherwise it would be bad if he suddenly threw himself into the streets.
However, when he saw a kraft paper bag on the ground...
He was stunned, and so was the other astronaut who helped him take the picture.
"'Little Bat Instant Noodles'..." The astronaut picked up the packaging bag and stared blankly at the words printed on it.
"'Give you the taste of time'..." He could recognize these words, it was in Chinese...
"'Van Helsing Majesty speaks for you'..." There was a guy in a black cloak printed under these words, and he gave a thumbs up.
"Manufacturing date... August 999, 8..."
The two astronauts got together and looked at the few broken noodles rolling down from the instant noodle bag, their faces full of shock.
"My God..." Astronaut A shouted to astronaut B holding up the camera: "We seem to have discovered something extraordinary!"
"Martians... exist! They even speak Chinese!"
——This scene was officially recorded in the annals of earth people's history.
Although the other things discovered by the two astronauts were not made public to the world afterwards, the name "Little Bat Instant Noodles" is still popular all over the world.
All of a sudden... counterfeit and shoddy products such as 'Little Bat Instant Noodles', 'Big Bat Instant Noodles', 'Zhong Bat Instant Noodles', 'Small Bat Instant Noodles', 'Little Bat Fu Instant Noodles', 'Xin Bat Instant Noodles', etc. popped out.
Even the girly pictures and fanbooks of 'Prince Van Helsing' have vast network resources.
……
on the earth.
"Vampire dog! You bastard of unknown origin, you better stay away from Maria!" A teenager yelled at the handsome young man walking beside Maria.
"Don't make any noise in public! Olga!" Maria lowered her voice and growled at the boy named Olga.
They were walking by the beach now, and although there were a lot of people yelling on the beach, Maria still felt that Olga had attracted everyone's attention, making her shy in a swimsuit.
"Maria, you'd better be careful with this guy! I can see everything! My 'lord' told me - he is an evil alien! He is specially here to destroy the earth!" Although Olga The mood is still not calm, but I also know to lower my voice.
"Hahaha!—" The vampire, who was wearing swimming trunks like Olga, laughed loudly.
"What are you kidding? Hahaha——"
"Yes, yes, that's right, I'm a super evil alien, I'm green—well... or black, it's cooler, I'm the Fleet Admiral of the 'Black Empire', and I'm here on the emperor's order to deal with you humans Carrying out human incineration! Hahaha!"
"Stop talking nonsense, Olga, the vampire dog is an overseas student of Italy, let's go to his hometown to play this winter vacation, and see if the people there are aliens." Maria also knocked Olga's head, let him stop thinking.
At this moment, Maria's best friend 'Lian Sibeilunsa' ran over excitedly.
"Maria! Guess what I just saw?!"
"There's a girl with colored hair over there who looks just like you!"
"It's almost like it was carved out of a mold!"
"Lian, don't make such a fuss all the time. There will always be people who look a bit like me in the world. It's not surprising." Maria looked at her best friend helplessly.
This girl is stupid and crazy. She really doesn't know how she can survive in this society without me by her side.
I'm afraid it will be because no one is willing to marry such an unreliable her when she grows old, so she won't even be able to keep her offspring?
"It's not as simple as 'somewhat like'! Hey—you should go and see for yourself! Maybe it's your long-lost twin sister!" Lian Splenza quickly took Maria's hand and held her Drag it to the corner of the beach.
Olga and the vampire also hurriedly followed.
……
wow-
The waves lapped on the sand, soaking Mary's feet.
She is now barefoot, wearing a white dress, and wearing a straw hat with colorful flowers on the top, covering the white ribbon, only the two tails of the ribbon hang slightly between the wide brim of the hat outside.
"How is it? Is there any difference between the sea in my hometown and the ones in Anne County and Lige?" Fan Helsing wore a cloak, and whenever he saw the waves coming up, he would immediately jump to the dry area behind him, and continue to stand when the waves receded. to Mary.
Lucifer was lying on the beach chair, basking in the sun, and Katyusha was helping her apply sunscreen on her exposed arms and face.
In fact, it is not necessary, and it is impossible for an angel to be tanned by the sun, but Lucifer just wanted to try the experience of applying sunscreen.
"..." Mary shook her head lightly, and smiled: "There is no difference, they are all the same sea water..."
"But..." Mary held up the corner of her skirt, revealing a section of smooth and white calf, tiptoed, and graffiti on the wet sand.
"It's impossible for me to wear this dress outside my hometown..." Mary said in a relaxed tone, "The little girl back then just wanted to be beautiful by the seaside in her hometown, haha..."
"That's right, I've never seen you wearing a skirt..." Van Helsing nodded.
"Mary, you...you look pretty good in a skirt, you don't look like an ordinary Shamat at all."
"What does that look like? A fairy descending to earth?" Mary brushed her colorful hair smugly.
"It's like... um... Kill Matt in a skirt..." Van Helsing tilted his head and thought for a while.
"Tsk..." Mary rolled up the dead fish's eyes, and while the waves were coming up, she kicked the water on Fan Helsing who was retreating hastily.
"Wow! It's so salty! Mary, have you washed your feet?! Water spilled into my mouth just now! There's still sand!" Van Helsing cried out in pain, and stretched his two little hands into the cloak to stroke his tongue.
"If you say I'm killing Matt... I'll put on hairspray and use my colorful hair to impale you to death!" Mary glared at Van Helsing.
"Hmph, I have already reached the sixth level of the golden bell cover, and I am only short of the last level. What can I do with my mere hair?" Fan Helsing was not afraid at all.
Mary gritted her teeth with hatred, knowing that she had nothing to do with Van Helsing, but when she suddenly saw the skirt on her body, she had a flash of inspiration...
Yup!I am a weak girl now, not the sand sculpture Mary of the past, this guy Van Helsing will not bully this kind of girl so tastelessly, right?
So, Mary was 'on the verge of weeping', and wiped away the tears gushing from the corners of her eyes because of her 'disobedience'.
"You...you bullied me!~"
Bang—Maria rushed over, stood in front of Mary, and stared at Van Helsing coldly.
"What are you going to do to this—girl?!"
"Eh?" Fan Helsing was stunned.
"Maria! You misunderstood! They were talking just now! They should be lovers, flirting or something!" Lian Siberanza's voice came from afar.
"Hmph! Couples, can couples provoke crying girls? This kind..." Maria stared at the black cloak on Van Helsing: "Sneaky men don't matter!"
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"Eh? Not a couple?"
Maria and Lian Siberanza were a little embarrassed to hear Van Helsing and Mary's explanation.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it does look very similar..." Lian Sibeilunza quickly waved her hand to apologize.
"I have someone I like, and that's not how I pull CP..." Van Helsing shrugged helplessly.
"Well, that's right. If Mikael heard it, I would be very embarrassed. It's obviously just a friend. Don't talk nonsense..." Mary rubbed her arms uncomfortably, and turned her head.
Everyone was silent for a while, and Olga and the vampire, who were behind, also ran over.
"..." Maria looked deeply at Mary and let out a breath of foul air.
"Miss... what's your name?"
Mary also looked at this girl who looked similar to herself, but looked five or six years younger than herself.
If she is a mature big sister in the workplace, she is a high school girl who has just passed the 17-year-old flower season, right?
I can only lament that the genes of the old Mary's family are good. Grandma and granddaughter are both iconic beauties...
"Mary. Mei Lingyu. Morning. Zixuan. Pandora. Amaterasu. Diaochan. Olga. Su..." Mary said her name silently.
"..." Maria and Lian Siberanza were dumbfounded.
"Maria! Did you hear that? It has your and my name in it!" Olga looked excited, as if she had discovered some big secret: "'Mary' and 'Olga' are both in It's inside! This is fate!"
'Could this silly guy be my grandfather? 'Mary glanced at Olga in disbelief.
This kind of man who is like an anime hero adapted from a light novel made of toilet paper...a hot-blooded orangutan who only knows how to roar...how did grandma like him? !
"Hahaha—interesting..." The vampire dog laughed.
"It would be even more interesting if Olga could be changed into a vampire..."
'You evil alien really have something wrong with my grandma! 'Mary gritted her teeth, wanting to shoot him again.
But Mary knows that the current vampire is an ordinary earthling, and her grievances with him... are over.
There was no need to glare at him anymore.
"Mary...can I call you Mary?" Maria looked at Mary cautiously, and was obviously a little happy when she saw her nodding.
"Where is your home, Mary? What are the names of your relatives?" Maria tapped her finger, and then pointed to her face: "Are you curious too? Our faces are so similar... "
"I think...if we have a relative who is the same person..."
"..." Everyone was waiting for Mary's answer.
"My home..." Mary sighed softly, "It's a very small place called Shelter 173...Although it's also in North America, you probably haven't heard of it..."
Maria nodded blankly, she had indeed never heard of this place...
"Dear ones? My mother is Linde White, and my father is... Arthur Olga... grandparents..." Mary looked slightly at Maria and Olga: "They never told me, I never said that there are other relatives in our family..."
"..." Maria was a little embarrassed: "I will go back and ask my parents, they may know who Linde and Arthur are..."
"Sorry, I have never heard of these two names..."
"That...Mary, can you leave me a contact information?...I..."
Before Maria finished speaking, she was interrupted by Mary: "Forget it..."
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