Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Gungnir is so powerful after listening to Van Helsing... Is it a mass-produced product?

Besides, why did Annabel bring so many Gungnir here?Roast more suckling pig?no?Now roasting this one end is too troublesome to die, who can bear a few more heads!

"Fan Helsing and Katyusha entered the room. Fan Helsing got into the water and got wet all over. Katyusha also got her skirt wet by him, so she needs to change." Lucifer walked while eating baked tofu. come over.

Looking at the twelve 'Van Helsing same style Gungnir' under Annabelle's feet, they tutted.

"I can still imagine Van Helsing's expression..."

……

Van Helsing's expression now was indescribable.

It's like buying a limited-edition tricycle in the world, and has been proudly pulling vegetables to sell in the vegetable market, and then one day... only to find that the vendors in the entire vegetable market... have one of these things...

"Hahaha... Everyone is a rich man who can afford the world's limited edition tricycles. Our vegetable market is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger~" Fan Helsing laughed straight.

'what?Global limit? 'The other hawkers couldn't believe their ears.

A wise man shouted: 'Yes!Thirteen sets of "Tripod Chicken (tricycle)" are limited to be sold in the world, which is a global limit, and 13 billion three-legged chickens are limited to be sold worldwide, which is also a global limit! ——'

"That..." Annabelle looked at Fan Helsing's distraught face, feeling a little embarrassed, "It's not as exaggerated as you think, Van Helsing..."

"The dragon slayers have a total of 36 'Dragon Slaying Spears', and I smashed the others on the spot or melted them down to sell for money... Now there are only thirteen of them left in front of us..."

Hearing Annabelle's words, Van Helsing's eyes lit up.

"Molten?"

Van Helsing tugged on his bathrobe and paced the corridor.

"Annabelle, you want these..." Van Helsing opened his hands to the twelve spears: "Give them to me, right?"

Annabelle nodded with a smile: "Yes! This is a gift."

When she came out of the headquarters of the Holy Church, she didn't think of bringing some local products to Van Helsing as gifts.

I carefully selected them on the way, and in the end I still think that these spears of the dragon slayer are the best, both beautiful and practical.

Although he sold a few handfuls of money for helping the poor, Annabelle felt that Van Helsing would never care, he was a good vampire.

"Then I'll melt them all, so it's not a problem to be the only one?" Van Helsing smiled happily.

"Idiot!" Lucifer lightly bumped Van Helsing's shoulder: "If you melt them and make one, it won't be a 'Dragon Slaying Spear', let alone the ability to stretch out the chain. How to recycle it after throwing it out!—”

"Tsk..." Fan Helsing bit his nails, feeling unwilling.

"Mr. Van Helsing, think about it from another angle..." Katyusha, wearing a brand new maid outfit, walked behind Van Helsing and wiped his wet hair with a towel.

"When confronting the enemy, isn't it cool to raise thirteen long spears slowly from the shadows?" Katyusha is well aware of Van Helsing's virtue, as long as the 'fashion value' goes up, he won't take it too seriously. many.

Limited edition Gungnir?what is that?

Wouldn't 'Wang Zhi Treasure ○ Library' be more fragrant?

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(It takes about 3 minutes to start the chapter title every day...)

Chapter 166 Chapter 165: The Unknown Heart of Sima ([-])

some unknown place.

There are pitch-black curtains on all sides here, and the curtains are dotted with shining light spots, like a black galaxy sinking and flowing towards the earth...

There are mountains of sundries on the ground, including books, dolls, portraits, colored pens, and more candies and biscuits. Cardboard boxes are piled up on these sundries, and there are portraits of girls in maid outfits. It's like a cat curled up sleeping in the box.

But there were more empty cardboard boxes than occupied ones, and not all of the girls in the boxes were sleeping, some sat up and looked up at the sky.

The sky is bright, there are no white clouds and the sun, only the outside world and the master they want to see.

Van Helsing's figure is always in the middle of the sky, sometimes you can see his front from the bottom up, sometimes you can see his back from the top down, when the sun sinks into the horizon, his shadow is drawn into a line, What they saw was Van Helsing who was being gradually pulled away.

The curtain was slightly opened a slit, and an evil spirit maid entered this world with thirteen spears in her arms.

Putting the spear on the hand of the big plush bear doll, let it take good care of these precious things, the evil spirit maid picked up a lollipop from the ground, peeled off the sugar coating, licked it, and returned to herself cardboard boxes.

She lowered her head and kicked off her shoes, stepped on the cushion, and then the evil spirit maid sat down safely, leaning against the box wall, licking a lollipop... Gradually raised her head.

……

The barbecue banquet is finally over.

Annabelle also left and returned to St. Lucifer's Cathedral. Mary picked up her file bag and ran back to her room drunk, saying that she would sleep for a while before borrowing a computer from Van Helsing...

But Van Helsing didn't look like she wanted to 'sleep for a while', she might sleep from six o'clock in the afternoon to six o'clock tomorrow morning.

Annie also went back to the room, and brought some barbecue, two pork knuckles, a bottle of red wine, and a red candle bought from Van Helsing. She didn't know what she was going to do.

Now there are Van Helsing, Katyusha, and Lucifer at the wooden house, and there are evil spirit maids who come to clean up the place, sweep and mop the floor, and move the barbecue tools back to the warehouse of the wooden house for storage, waiting for the next use.

"Katyusha, lend me your thigh~" Fan Helsing skillfully laid a pillow on Katyusha's thigh.

Now Katyusha was sitting by the water, lifted her skirt, and kicked the water with her little feet. She just smiled at Fan Helsing's actions and didn't object. Instead, she gently stroked Fan Helsing's hair and helped him comb it carefully.

The long corridor of the wooden house facing the pool is facing the east. The sun has not yet completely sunk into the western sea, and there is still a glimmer of light in the world, but it can’t reach Fan Helsing’s side. The wooden house and grove behind him block the sun. .

Even without a cloak, he can safely stay in the shadows as a vampire, without having to equip a Horcrux.

After all, the sky was still dark, and the corridor was also lit with hanging lamps. The warm yellow light penetrated through the frosted glass, and the brown-yellow wooden floor on the ground was reflected with a warm and smoky smell.

Lucifer was lying on the floor playing with his mobile phone, playing Lianliankan.

"Fan Helsing, don't you have any way to connect your mobile phone to the Internet?" Lucifer was an emotional Lianliankan player, his eyes didn't fluctuate, and his fingertips moved freely.

"Lianliankan, Xiaoxiaole, Fighting the Landlord and so on...so boring..."

"There is a way, the system can pull me the network cable of the different world..." Fan Helsing closed his eyes under Katyusha's gentle touch, and said softly: "But I need ten happy candies in one minute... This is just browsing text messages The price of..."

"If you watch videos and play games, it's more than this price..."

"Forget it, it's not worth it..." Lucifer threw away the phone, lying on the ground in a daze.

Just when Lucifer was about to ask the evil spirit maid to go to her room and bring her handheld, an evil spirit maid came from the end of the corridor and made an 'OK' gesture in front of Van Helsing, Kaqiu Sha told Van Helsing to open his eyes and look.

So did Van Helsing.

He knew that this gesture meant that Ouya's boys and girls with barbecued pork came to play with Miss Gabriel, and it was Van Helsing who taught the maids.

After all, the evil spirit maids don't know whether they can't say it or they don't want to say it. They have never said anything, and if they want to communicate with them and let them convey some news to themselves, they can only make some gestures and codes.

"Understood, bring them here." Van Helsing nodded to the evil spirit maid.

The evil spirit maid took the order and left quickly, probably to pick up the boys and girls at the gate of the front yard.

"Fan Helsing, why don't you change your clothes? It would be too rude to meet people in a bathrobe." Lucifer did not feel that the nature of meeting people in his little dinosaur pajamas was similar to that of Van Helsing in a bathrobe.

"Well... I don't want to move..." Van Helsing rubbed his little head on Katyusha's soft thigh.

"But you are bare chested, and there is no groove, so it is easy for them to find that you are not 'Miss Gabriel'~" Lucifer rolled over on the smooth and clean floor, and patted Van Helsing's chest .

"It's not the first day they have known the fact that Miss Gabriel is a washboard..." Van Helsing said the words of persecuting Miss Gabriel, but he still sat up.

"But as a 'girl', it's okay to be so unreserved. I'll go change clothes and come out."

Van Helsing got up from the ground, ran into the wooden house with the bathrobe that was mopping the floor, and disappeared behind the screen.

Only one sentence remained in the ears of Lucifer and Katyusha.

"Why are the large bathrobes so long?! I wish I had known better and bought smaller ones..."

After the voice fell, the corridor became quiet again.

Only the gentle sound of running water.

After a while, Katyusha stirred the water with her toes.

"Katyusha... I heard that dipping sauce seems to be holding a wedding with dipping vinegar...Did Van Helsing tell you that he was going?" Lucifer suddenly became a little nervous.

"Of course, dipping sauce can be regarded as Mr. Van Helsing's friend. How can he be absent from his friend's wedding?" Katyusha brushed her hair by her ear.

"Then...then..." Lucifer hid his face behind Katyusha, so that she couldn't see his expression without turning around.

"Does Van Helsing mean to be a companion or best man?"

"Annabelle said that since the wedding was held in my church... I should send them blessings..."

"Then... and then, being a bridesmaid for them... is the greatest blessing, right? I'm an angel! An angel helps them as a bridesmaid, it's super honorable..."

"F-and more... I don't want to partner with other strangers... It would be great if the best man is an acquaintance... I don't know many men in the atrium... After thinking about it, um... Reluctantly... I actually I don't want to...if the best man is Van Helsing..."

"If it's him... I can still accept it..."

wow-

Katyusha stopped playing in the water.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(In about two weeks, my sister is coming back, and I have to be prepared to refuse her to take me for a morning jog in the morning. I don’t have much time in the morning now...I have to think of a good excuse to avoid quarrels...)

(PS: "Sima's Heart" in the title refers to "Sima Zhao's Heart", not Sima's meaning!)

Chapter 167 Chapter 166: The Mouthpiece of Public Opinion That Cleanses up the Darkness ([-])

"Best man?" Fan Helsing came out after changing into casual clothes, and sat beside Lucifer.

She had just mentioned to herself about the 'best man', and Katyusha seemed to be preparing snacks and drinks for the guests.

"If you like dipping it in sauce and vinegar, I have no objection..."

"They don't mind having a caped man as their best man."