Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Even fake vampires can survive calmly in another world Author: Jin Mango

"Introduction: A black-haired 'girl' wearing a sailor suit is playing with children in the sand pool.

"Hey! Your wife called you home for dinner!"

The 'girl' turned back, her cute little face full of doubts.

"Huh? Which one did you say?"

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(PS: This book is also known as "My Wife is a Robot Maid", "My Wife is a Fallen Angel", "My Wife is a Zombie Sister", "My Wife is a Martial Artist", "My Wife is a Solar System" Community Retired Marshal"...)

Chapter 1 Chapter 001: Sad Salted Fish's Time Traveling Career

Fan Helsing, formerly known as Fan Haixing, is a 24-year-old traveler. He has traveled to this beautiful place for a week.

"Life is always the same, a little change is like a stone falling into the lake, causing ripples at the price of sinking to the bottom, and the ripples will always return to calm, and nothing has changed in the end..."

Van Helsing is a pessimist, even if he encounters such a major life event as crossing, he still feels flat.

Time travel is just a change of place to be a salted fish. When he adapts to the life here, won't he live a mediocre life?

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now it is night.

Van Helsing was sitting by the fire talking with an ascetic nun whom he happened to meet.

"Cheer up, Van Helsing." Annabelle, the nun, held Van Helsing's hand: "It's no big deal, life is always there, it won't change, it won't stop, we can only face it with a smile, and die I also want to send it away happily before, just as parting with an old friend."

Annabelle is a good person.

When she heard that there were vampires in the nearby castle, she came here alone with a cross, holy water, and garlic, ready to kill the people.

Although Van Helsing really didn't know why she would bother a poor widowed old vampire who lived alone in this kind of wilderness - obviously there was no one living in the vicinity for eight hundred miles.

That vampire must have been hungry for hundreds of years.

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The encounter with Annabelle was simple.

In the evening Van Helsing, as usual, plucked a few silly fish (as slow as he was) from the river for supper.

He has been living like this for seven days—getting up in the morning to eat fish—laying in a daze on the grass—getting up to eat fish at noon—laying in a daze on the grass—getting up in the evening to eat fish—laying in a daze on the ground, dazed in a daze Go to sleep, and it's a new day.

Thanks to the absence of any large beasts nearby and the clear weather, Van Helsing lived in another world for seven days.

If it weren't for Annabelle's arrival, he might still go on day after day, from a young man fishing to a white-bearded grandfather fishing.

Annabelle suddenly emerged from the grass while he was grilling fish. She introduced herself as an ascetic nun, but she never left Van Helsing's grilled fish for a moment.

Van Helsing also shared a fish with her, and because of this fish, Van Helsing became Annabelle's friend.

"It's not okay to be so pessimistic, Van Helsing." Annabelle touched the cross in her hand, "If it wasn't for one time use, and to deal with vampires, I would definitely summon Lord Lucifer to come and enlighten you, Angel's Warmth lifts all hearts."

"Don't trouble others." Fan Helsing ate the grilled fish slowly, and occasionally used his hands to take out the thorns that spit out of his mouth and put them in a small pit on the ground, to be buried later.

"The troubles of a beggar are equal to the troubles of a king," Annabelle said seriously, "Lord Lucifer will not consider this trouble."

"I suspect you are saying that I am a beggar, I am not a beggar, at most..." Van Helsing thought for a while, "Well... I am probably a sad human being."

"Then why is Van Helsing sad? In order to make up for the regret of not being able to see Lord Lucifer, let me enlighten you, my dear friend." Annabel sat up straight on the stake.

"Is there any reason for sadness? The pain of sadness, the silence of sadness, these two are the sadness that will always accompany us, and the sadness that we have always carried. After Fan Helsing ate a fish, he buried the fish bone and set up a wooden tablet with the book "Fish died under Fan Helsing's mouth".

"Do you still want to eat?" Van Helsing picked up the last grilled fish and asked Annabelle.

"No need, we ascetic nuns need to be restrained." Annabelle shook her head, and Van Helsing looked at the fish bones under her feet, there were three fish heads.

Take it and throw it in the river later, it’s not something you eat, so there’s no need to bury it.

Van Helsing went on to eat the fish.

"Are you sure you can defeat that vampire?" asked Van Helsing.

"En!" Annabelle nodded vigorously: "As long as Lord Lucifer comes, even the Duke of Vampire is no match for us."

"Then I will go to Anne's Castle with you." Anne's Castle is where vampires live. It is a small island in the middle of the river. There is a hill on the island, and Anne's Castle is on the hill.

"I want to see what the vampires and angels look like, it should be interesting." Van Helsing became interested.

"Eh? I thought someone as pessimistic as Van Helsing..." Annabelle didn't continue.

"A pessimistic person like me won't be interested in anything, right?" Van Helsing glanced at her and made a second grave: "I'm just pessimistic, not world-weary..."

"A sad life is a sad life, and a sad death is just death." Van Helsing buried the second fish.

"In this way, I can rest assured that Van Helsing will not die quietly..." Annabel breathed a sigh of relief. Ever since she saw Van Helsing's pessimistic state, she had been worried that he would be overwhelmed and would hide in the A certain corner that no one knows commits suicide.

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As a time traveler, Van Helsing had a general understanding of the situation in this world from the mouth of the local Annabelle.

The social situation here is similar to that of the Middle Ages on Earth, but the crowd is very scattered. On a huge continent, tens of thousands of people gather together to form scattered city-states called kingdoms. These kingdoms often have only a small The city, relying on the wall to resist the wild beasts from outside.

The largest kingdom is nothing more than a union of several cities, nicknamed "empire", but when it comes to fighting against humans, there is not much difference between an army of 900 and an army of 500.

In Van Helsing's eyes, it was the level of rural fighting.

But in fact, 'war' is not a very popular word in this world. There are abundant products here, and there is still a long distance between one kingdom and another. Outside the city, there are endless fields, forests, lakes, and no territory at all. Disputes (some naive kings don't even know how big their territory is), so 'war' is a rare thing here.

Even though most kingdoms will support their own knights, most of the time their sharp swords are directed at beasts that harm people's lives and property, and there are not many opportunities to meet soldiers of the same kind.

In addition to the kingdom, there are groups of human beings living together in the wild. They are small in scale, with a maximum of one or two thousand people. The common property is a fortress built against the mountain. The former are called 'wild folk' and the latter 'robbers'.

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Cough cough, the most important thing to be a man is to be serious. Hello everyone, I am Jin Mango (I changed my name [-] times... Then I found that the author's name can't be changed O__O "... The reader's name is now called Sick Sea Washing Fish, do I want to Change back to golden mango?)

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(2020.3.5, PS: At the beginning, I didn’t intend to write about the puppet girl, but...after Chapter 27, I realized that the protagonist of the puppet girl is not wonderful? After that, I made great strides towards the puppet girl’s cuteness, um... ...Maybe it’s still a small step, after all, after more than 100 chapters, I realized it again, it’s even more excessive~)

(By the way, the title of this book was changed later. It was originally called "Blood Race Paradise Project". Maybe young people don't understand this stalk, and then the golden mango hit the street, and then got up and changed the name ...)

Chapter 2, Chapter 002: The melon-eating mentality that killed the cat

The mystical elements that aroused Van Helsing's interest also existed in this world.

There are angels in this world, but there are no gods. Angels are a kind of higher creatures living in the upper world, they are natural creatures, they are not created by anyone, and they have no responsibilities. They are a group of carefree and beautiful guys, at most because of their nature The kindness of people often comes down to help mortals, and mortals think they are the representatives of goodness.

They even formed a church called 'Holy' spontaneously for them. Annabelle is a member of the Holy Church. According to her, she seems to have quite a background, otherwise she would not have obtained the cross that can directly summon angels to descend to earth.

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In addition to angels, there are all kinds of monsters in this world, such as vampires, devils, unicorns, dragons, slimes... everything, but they have little relationship with humans, carnivorous monsters They don't have to eat humans, their recipes are more of other monsters. After all, human meat is ordinary meat, but the meat of monsters contains the magic power they need to survive.

Except for the occasional craving, only vampires, a psychopath who mutated from humans, would intentionally prey on humans—even if they could survive on the blood of monsters, they would have no problem eating and drinking.

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"Wait, according to you, the vampire in Anne's Castle shouldn't be a psychopath, right? It's been nesting there, and there are no humans around to prey on it..." Van Helsing discovered the blind spot.

What's more - he lives by the river at the foot of Anne's Castle, and he hasn't seen a single vampire take him back for another meal in the past seven days.

Annabelle shook her head: "The church has records in Anne's Castle: Nearly 500 years ago, a vampire named Anne secretly captured a large number of pure girls, bathed in their blood, wanted to stay young forever, and was finally cursed by the ghosts of the girls. , turned into a vampire..."

"You can't think that she is a good person just because she hasn't done anything bad recently. Ever since she became infected with evil, she has become something even nastier than a frog's piss." Annabelle said seriously.

"The headquarters of the church is in the east of the mainland, far away from here. After Anne used magic to move Anne's castle, we lost her trace. If I hadn't happened to travel here and learned about her from the residents of Eisenburg I'm afraid it will take a long time to get rid of her."

This place is located in the northwest of the mainland. Van Helsing has seen everywhere before. Anne’s Castle faces south, and the sea is separated by a coniferous forest in the west. There is also a small island full of small trees by the sea. A large hilly area is also covered with lush coniferous forests, full of tall and straight trees such as pine, cypress, and fir.

The terrain in the north is slightly higher, five or six meters higher than the plains and river beaches where Anne Castle is located, but it is also a plain, just like a table placed behind Anne Castle.

There is a large maple forest in the south, and the leaves are still blue now, which also allowed Fan Helsing to determine the current season, anyway, it’s not autumn, the weather is very warm, and he can’t freeze to death if he sleeps in the open air, the grass is soft and comfortable, mosquitoes are rare, there is a breeze during the day, Sunshine, flowing clouds, and the starry sky at night also drive away the darkness, it is really a paradise place.

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The vampires of this world are somewhat different from the legends known by Van Helsing on Earth, but there are also some similarities:

One, they can't walk in the sun, it will kill them (but they can hold an umbrella and wear a cape);

Two, they can't move on running water, a flowing river can help those unlucky people who are targeted by vampires escape from life (but they can throw themselves over and leave everything to inertia);

Third, they have beauty and ugliness, which all depend on their personal qualities before becoming vampires. It does not mean that all vampires are synonymous with elegance and beauty (but ugly vampires will be considered blood-sucking monsters. In the eyes of local people, vampires and blood-sucking Monsters are different things);

Fourth, they are afraid of irritating foods such as garlic, ginger, onion, and pepper, which will cause severe diarrhea (and may be allergic);

Fifth, they are afraid of crosses and other items that symbolize angels (mainly because they are afraid of provoking angels, and no vampires have beaten angels so far);

Six, they are afraid of silver products, which can burn their bodies (a small number of vampires are immune to silver products, but react to gold products);

[-]. Eating blood can restore their injuries. The higher the quality of the blood, the better the effect, and it may even trigger 'evolution' to make yourself stronger (but the resentment of the blood sufferer will reduce the possibility of evolution, and the chance of triggering 'Degenerate');

Eight, they are solitary animals, and there cannot be other vampires in the territory except the opposite sex (of course, this depends on the orientation of the vampire);

Nine, a small number of vampires can grow wings and turn into bats, but most cannot (the vampires stay human for the rest of their lives before being burned to death);

Ten, human virgins are very good, but other washings are not impossible (virgin blood is not useful for eggs, but it is very suitable for vampires).

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On the way to Anne Castle with Annabelle, Van Helsing saw her trembling slightly.

"Are you scared?" Fan Helsing put on his hand in the sweater he hadn't changed for seven days.

Of course, the clothes were not changed, but they were washed. For this reason, he also had a few days of self-liberation by the river. To be honest, it was not bad.It would have been better if he didn't know that the old vampire had probably seen everything from the castle.

"I grew up listening to the stories of Bloody Anne..." Annabelle did not try to be brave: "It's true that I was a little scared..."

She held the cross to her chest: "But with Lord Lucifer here, a mere vampire...a mere bloody Annie..."