"It will take a long time for those rabbits to be baked... Wait, Joseph, behind you..." Yumina suddenly showed a panicked expression, and pointed in the direction behind Joseph.
Joseph smiled and said, "Do you think this low-level method of diverting attention can fool me? I won't be fooled."
Yumina snorted, and her figure suddenly blurred: "Eat my assassination technique!"
"Don't even think about it! Eat my secret sword!" Joseph immediately drew his sword.
When the two huddled together, Tio smelled the scent and passed by, and then there was no more. When the disheveled Umina and Joseph, who had returned from victory, looked at the empty plates, they knelt down one after another.
Hill, who witnessed the whole thing, said that the person who fights to eat rabbits is the most boring guy in the world, and then added a handful of firewood to the campfire. There were many seasoning boxes beside Hill, and she was humming and grilling meat , is very good at and likes this job very much, it seems that eating is not the focus for her, but the process of enjoying the barbecue is the focus.
In the past few days when Levi left, Tio had already transported all the supplies to the bunny village. It can be said that the village has completely lost its worries, further gathered the refugees, and the village further expanded according to the direction Levi originally planned. And with a certain self-defense ability, the water mirror that can be used for communication between the two places was handed over to the serval cat girl and the militia captain for joint management, that is, in case of crisis, call Levi.
By the way, in the past few days, Huayang and Helena returned from the outside after completing the entrusted tasks, and they were idle. The big sister with nine tails was going to go to the bathhouse to take a bath. The bathhouse is also luxurious and top-notch. Eating fried tofu while taking a bath is the most enjoyable thing.
So I don't know why, after seeing her doing this, Tio also joined the ranks of taking a bath and eating, and then Helena also joined in. This water elf didn't eat anything, just put goldfish in the hot water to play, poor Several goldfish turned their stomachs, and Helena took them out with blisters and put them back into the fish tank.With these three people taking the lead, Yumina also participated in the next day and brought in wine, and the big bathhouse became a place for them to chat and meet for a while.
On the third day, an uninvited guest came to the mansion, and it was indeed La Miel, who came to teach Levi the skills of dreaming according to her mother's instructions, so she was wearing a plain scholar's robe, wearing glasses, and carrying a full bag of clothes. A pack of magic psychology came over... As a result, Levi was nowhere to be seen.
Nia also couldn't find Levi. She agreed to give him a make-up class at night and guide him to learn the Book of Nightmare. As a result, he couldn't see Levi on the left and wait on the right. He asked if Levi was there every day. Tang said that Levi was not at home, until today he heard the news that Levi was dead.
What the hell is going on?Lamiel and Nia rushed into the mansion to inquire about the details, so they saw the tombstone erected by Lorna in the back garden, and the demihumans held a memorial service around the tombstone.
Nia was in a bad mood, she found the maid and asked, "How did Levi die?"
Lorna replied earnestly: "Master Levi said that he didn't come back after three days, so he will be regarded as dead."
That's okay too?Aren't you afraid that your master will come back and kill you!
"Well, it's here anyway, how about enjoying the tea party?"
"Having a tea party in front of the tombstone, where are you heretics, or necromancers!?"
"Levi didn't really die. You can tell this kind of thing from Tio's expression."
That's right, Tio didn't care whether the name on the tombstone was Levi's name, but instead stole it from the Asians silently.
The bonfire and the tea table are separated by a bush. The tea table in front of Nia is filled with exquisite cakes and tea. These are made by Lorna and Lim. Facts have proved that the two maids are worthy of learning from the big family. , the craftsmanship is very good, even Nia can rarely eat these delicate foods.
So, Nia stayed, but not everyone can enjoy it with peace of mind.
"I think I still have to go back to work..." Viola held the teacup in both hands, and the more she saw others enjoying life, the more anxious she became.Recently, Levi received funding to pay off the arrears, but the responsibility for breaking Levi's magic sword has not been compensated. The production policy of the new magic sword is based on the wind element as the core idea, and only now has a preliminary plan.
Although Viola wanted to go back to work, every time she expressed this idea, she would be held back by the tailor fox.
The tailor fox looked at her with a smile: "Little girl, if you always tense your nerves, you will break them. Let's relax together with everyone. Speaking of which, your academy robes have been washed and faded, and I still wear them from above. Smells more than seven kinds of potions, how long have you been wearing it? The clothes will make you cry. Come to my shop later, I will measure your body and sew a new set for you in a few days clothes."
Viola shook her head hastily: "Ah! No need, a person like me just needs one piece of clothing. I know Sister Fox's craftsmanship, so if you sell me, you won't be able to afford such an expensive price."
The tailor fox was bothered: "I just told you, I didn't make you refuse~ Anyway, you should take care of yourself, women can't be so unattractive."
"I don't need charm, I just need to do a good job and show value."
"What's the difference between a girl who can't exude charm and a salted fish?"
"There's a difference! Small dried fish are more valuable than me! When I had no money to eat at home, I could only boil some rice soup to drink. At that time, I thought the taste was too bland, so I spent a few copper coins to buy a few small salted fish. I ate. That’s how I lasted for two months of vacation, and I finally made it to school before I could eat and eat in the cafeteria.”
"Well... Come on, Viola..."
Hearing this, the other people at the table were a little embarrassed, and after the embarrassment was sympathy for Viola.Even a fox like Huayang, who spends as much money as he earns, has never been short of money. If he has no money, he will find a commissioned job. Even if there is no suitable commissioned job, Huayang will go out and kill a high-level monster and drag him back to the city. Everyone is rushing to buy.
As for Nia and Lamiel, they had suffered before, but they had never spent two months with the rice soup and biting dried fish like Viola did.
For some reason, Helena moved closer to Viola, put a hand on her shoulder, and gave her a thumbs up with tears in her eyes.
"Viola! Partner!"
"???"
"Only eating small dried fish every day, I persisted for two years at most! After that, I figured out that the elves who strictly abide by the water test will not be happy, not only the risk of being hit on the head by an ax , and directly led to bankruptcy..."
After speaking, Helena shared her past, and after Viola finished listening, she silently removed her hand on her shoulder.
"Although I am poor, I am not stupid."
"Hey hey hey hey! Why do you say that! We should be partners!?"
Helena let out a scream, returned to her seat dejectedly, drank a cup of black tea and wiped away tears that did not exist.
"I've obviously worked hard!"
The direction of your efforts is wrong, let's think about it with your brain... Everyone thinks so in their hearts.
Suddenly, Hua Yang looked at Viola, looked him up and down and couldn't help but nodded: "But Miss Viola really needs to change her clothes."
"unnecessary."
"It's very necessary. You have to be more confident. Let's start with the clothes. You are obviously a very cute girl but you don't have the confidence to show it to others. That's not okay."
"I'm not cute at all, that's a word to describe a child."
As soon as the words fell, Teacher Nia put down the teacup and corrected Viola's speech righteously: "I can't pretend that I didn't hear this kind of words. I think I am very cute, whether it is voice or body shape, the word cute It is definitely tailor-made for us witches."
Lami Ailu sneered: "It's just a group of little puppies who don't grow up. What's the use of being cute, and you can only choose children's styles for dressing up. You can't find the charm of a mature woman at all. Only Luo Only Lee will find you cute."
"Oh, you want to say you're attractive?"
"Isn't it? When it comes to the charm of women, no matter where people are, they will immediately think of succubus."
"Isn't it just taking off the clothes to seduce the ignorant teenagers?"
"Are you envious? Are you jealous? Oh yes, I almost forgot, you are just a chopping board even if you take off your clothes."
Nia and Rami Ellu are also old rivals, but what is surprising is that Nia is superior in fighting talent. In the past few years, she defeated Rami Ellu with superb evasion skills in martial arts conferences, and the two formed a bond It is no longer a matter of a day or two.
The two sides couldn't stop arguing, and stared at each other, creating an atmosphere of tension, which made Viola worry for a while whether they would fight.
At this time, Huayang coughed deliberately, and after attracting everyone's attention, she slowly opened her mouth: "Let me say, I am not targeting any of you, but when it comes to charm, it is still a nine-tailed fox like me." Better than that, isn't it?"
To be honest, the difference between the three is like light tank, medium tank, and heavy tank. Huayang deserves to be the most important one.
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Apparently, Huayang's words successfully drew up the hatred between Lami Elu and Nia.
"That boobs are too big, did you come here on purpose to find fault?" Nia narrowed her eyes with unkind eyes.
"You want to say that you are the most attractive woman! You simply don't pay attention to us succubus!" Lamiailu clenched her fists and made a crunching sound.
"Is there any problem? I am very confident in my body. I have been exercising for a long time to eliminate the excess fat. I don't have any excess fat on my body. The breasts are round and not drooping at all. The tail looks comfortable and warm, and the coat color is bright."
Hua Yang saw that the atmosphere was not right, but he remained calm. He even put his hands on his chest, revealing a vaguely arrogant posture, taking advantage of his height advantage to look down on the two of them.
"Let's put it this way, Ms. Nia's advantage is loli, face, and poor breasts. Ms. Lamiel has four points of advantage in face, figure, chest, and succubus. And I, face, breasts, figure, and fox Mother, cute ears, and various ways to play provided by Nine Tails, you can help people keep warm in winter, and help people cool off in summer, the score far exceeds the sum of the two of you. With such a huge advantage, what else can you say?"
Nia was at a loss for words for a while, and suddenly she couldn't speak at this level of analysis.
However, Lami Ailu confronted Hua Yang with a serious face: "Our charm has been recognized since ancient times, seducing the first human beings in the world, causing countless heroes to fall into the abyss of desire, even priests Can't escape the temptation of the succubus."
The power of the succubus lies in the fact that "beauties don't need swords to kill, but kill generals and seize their souls at their waists." Even if Lami Ailu is a succubus with integrity, she is still very sure of her ability as a succubus.
Hua Yang smiled lightly, expressing his disapproval: "What is there to be proud of using charm magic? You don't understand it at all. We nine-tailed foxes have learned piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, etiquette, song and poetry since childhood. We only need some skills to capture men. Let them love us from the bottom of their hearts."
Strictly speaking, Huayang is not a sub-human fox, but an existence closer to an elf. What they ask of themselves is not magic or skills, but just "a smile to the city".
"You said that the succubus made heroes fall into the abyss, right? To put it bluntly, it's just mentally controlling some ordinary people. Our nine-tailed fox has made great achievements in battle. The dynasty overthrown by the succubus has at least double digits. Don't want me to count them for you? There are many famous big countries among them, but they just disappeared while I was waiting for a smile. Compared with this, do you still want to say that the succubus is as powerful as the fox?"
As soon as Huayang finished speaking, Lami Ailu remained silent, and made a judgment. There was no need to argue, because it was all historical facts...
"Let me tell you, what you guys are arguing about just now is not a glorious deed at all, is it?" Nia left the scene rationally when they started arguing, and her reserve as a witch made her disdain to argue. A guy who lives on his face, and their witches have always relied on their strength to gain a foothold.
The witches are at least richer than their ancestors, and the succubi and sub-human foxes did not establish their own countries.
At this time, Tio listened for a long time, and finally couldn't help joining the topic: "By the way, do you know how to make breasts grow?"
A table of girls looked at me, at you, and spoke one after another.
"Knead more." Lamy Elle suggested.
"Exercise more." Huayang thought so.
"Drink more milk." Nia said.
After hearing these answers, Viola couldn't help making a small noise: "There is no clear research showing that the above methods can make breasts grow as big as they should be, but it is said that women will grow after marriage... ..."
The tailor fox drank tea and opened one eye: "At the end of the day, people depend on their clothes. In my hands, whether it's a young lolita or a mature woman, as long as they match the right clothes, they can show their charm, let alone girls. To be more attractive is to make boys the center of attention at the prom."
That's right, there is another extraterrestrial creature that is a makeup artist, and the tailor fox can also serve as a concurrent role.
After collecting so many opinions, Tio has already thought about it.
"You guys, you should ask me this kind of question." Helena didn't know what she was thinking, and deliberately slapped the table for everyone to look over.
Immediately, someone expressed doubts: "With your brain, what good solution can you come up with?"
"Hmph~ superficial, I can demonstrate it to you right now!" Helena said as she picked up the teacup, poured black tea directly on her body, and then her breasts swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Since she is a water elf, it is not against her to play a guest role as a slime. At this moment, the chest that controls her body is a little over-inflated, exactly like a water bag. Not only does she not feel beautiful, but she has a sense of distortion, even spiritual Pollution.
Seeing her cheating like this, Tio picked up a table knife and slashed on Helena's head.
"Are you mocking me! I don't want to become such an unsightly breast! It's a walking filth!"
"...Ah! Why are you all bullying me!!!"
Helena covered her head and ran away. This guy ran out of control, hopping around like a headless chicken, and finally bumped into someone else. At first, the knife only stabbed a third of her head, but now only a little The handle is still out.
When Levi saw Helena like this for the first time, he was really shocked, but he was relieved when he thought that the other party was a water elf.
"Helena, what are you playing?" Levi has seen flowers on his head, but he has never seen a knife in his head.
"I didn't play!" Helena sat down on the ground, covering her head with tears in her eyes, "Head hurts..."
Helwell also saw her appearance, sighed tiredly, and stretched out her hand to pull out the table knife.
Why do you think there is such a lower limit in the elves?Being with her simply lowers the average quality of elves.However, Helena is outstanding in elf talent. Don't look at her as calm and unreliable. In a real fight, Helwell can't beat Helena. This is the most annoying thing... I have to say another damn attribute restrained.
"Wait, Levi, you're not dead!?" Helena got up from the ground and opened her eyes wide when she saw Levi, very surprised.
"When did I die?"
"Impossible, isn't it holding a memorial service for you!" Helena was even more surprised.
Levi looked back, the so-called memorial service, everyone ate, drank, talked and laughed, it was really mourning... Even if he really died, he was so angry that he lifted the coffin board now, don't take a submachine gun to kill these bastards Chutu was puzzled.
"It's just a prank."
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