"Okay, you fool, you're quite feminine."
"No! I can't tell Silly Zhu to have a peach blossom."
He took a sip of water and wiped it on his hair, smoothed it out, then coughed lightly and hooked his hands at Yu Haitang.
Yu Haitang asked curiously.
"Master He, who is this man?"
He Yuzhu smiled.
"A dude who wants to pick up girls."
Yu Haitang laughed "puchi" and said, "I'll go and see what that Er Liuzi is up to."
With He Yuzhu's preconceived Erliuzi's introduction, Yu Haitang was not polite to Xu Damao.She used to have a stick in her mouth, and she spoke very sharply. After being brainwashed by He Yuzhu, she spoke with a knife in every sentence.
Xu Damao laughed out of wrinkle.
"Announcer Yu, we are all from the Propaganda Department. Let me tell you, Sha Zhu is really nothing."
Yu Haitang stared wide-eyed and rolled his eyes at him.
"I think people who gossip behind their backs are the worst things! They don't even deserve to be called things."
Xu Damao was choked up enough, he never thought that the broadcaster Changhua was still a little pepper.
"Oh, the broadcaster, don't be so angry. I have two bottles of red wine in the room, let's drink two glasses and chat."
Yu Haitang sneered.
"Drinking? Are you a man with a wife asking me out? I think you don't want to ask me out for a drink, you want to pick me up."
Where did Xu Damao expect Yu Haitang to be so hot-tempered, before he even said a word, he was ashamed of being ashamed.
"You broadcaster, you really, really are."
In the distance, Xu Damao gave Yu Haitang a wink.
Let's go and drink.
Yu Haitang immediately understood, changed his face and smiled in a second.
"However, since we are both from the Propaganda Department, it's okay to reward you with a drink. Let's go."
Xu Damao originally thought that the beauty with his mouth had gone for a walk, so he immediately burst into laughter, laughing like a dog licking.
"Hey, welcome to announcer Yu! Please come to your room!"
There was a round table in Xu Damao's room, only Yu Haitang and Xu Damao were there.
Lou Xiaoe was called by the deaf old lady to take out the soles of her shoes together, and she estimated that she would not be able to come back for a while.
There is a bottle of red wine on the table.
Xu Damao intends to get Yu Haitang drunk, and then take advantage of it.He had long wanted to divorce Lou Xiao'e.He thought about finding a young and beautiful next wife first, so that after divorcing Lou Xiao'e, he could immediately change to another woman.
But unfortunately, He Yuzhu was sitting at the door blowing the cool breeze.
"Zhuzi, what are you doing at the gate of Xu Damao?"
"Is the pillar cold?"
"Zhuzi, are you waiting for Xu Damao?"
……
The folks in the courtyard were very polite to He Yuzhu, and no one dared to call him silly Zhu anymore.
He Yuzhu waited until the wine was over for three rounds and the willow shoots were on the moon, then he turned and pushed the door of Xu Damao's room open.
"drunk?"
"Well, he was drunk."
Yu Haitang has a very good capacity for alcohol, he is a factory flower and a steel rolling mill who can't pour a thousand cups.It was easy for her to get Xu Damao drunk.
"Okay, Comrade Yu, you can go out first, it will be inconvenient for you lesbian to watch the next thing."
He Yuzhu put the drunken Xu Damao on the bed and took off his underpants.
"Hey, is it still red pants? It's not the red pants you wear in your zodiac year."
He Yuzhu picked up Xu Damao's underpants in disgust, threw them into the fire in the kitchen and burned them.
No panties, let's see how you explain to the tigress in the house!
After burning the underpants, He Yuzhu poured a basin of cold water to wake Xu Damao up.
"Which grandson is a bastard! I'm so stupid..."
Xu Damao choked on a big mouthful of water and didn't finish cursing. When he opened his eyes, he realized something was wrong.
"Silly Zhu, why are you in my room?"
He Yuzhu straightened his face all of a sudden, and said seriously and sternly.
"Comrade Xu Damao!"
The sharp reprimand made Xu Damao subconsciously freeze.
"Comrade Xu Damao! Do you know what you did just now?"
"If I hadn't stopped you, Yan Jiecheng, who was following the corner, would have been your daughter-in-law, and Liu Guangfu's daughter-in-law would have been fucked by you!"
"Are you just drunk like this? Not even Big Mom?"
Xu Damao was so frightened that his chrysanthemum tightened, and his lower body felt cool.
"Huh? Big Mom?"
"Why would I do this to an old woman?"
He Yuzhu said with a heartbroken heart.
"Fortunately, I stopped you, and fortunately, it was dark at night. You see, these pants are all stripped off, who will send you to the security office for investigation?"
"You are, a rapist!"
Exaggerated intonation, heavy sighs.Xu Damao suddenly woke up seven or eight times drunk, and was so scared that he almost peed out.
"Yes, there is such a thing?"
"Then, what about Yu Haitang?"
He wondered if he had given Yu Haitang a hoot while he was drunk, but he tried his best to recall, but he couldn't remember anything, his mind was blank.
Drink up.
Suddenly, He Yuzhu pointed at the blood on the bed sheet and exclaimed.
"Xu Damao, are you bleeding?"
"Huh? Where is the blood?"
Xu Damao was both anxious and happy, of course he knew what the blood on the bed sheet meant.This is a good thing between him and Yu Haitang!
He Yuzhu said leisurely.
"Just now I saw Yu Haitang running out of your room crying, and then Qin Jingru went to borrow scissors from your room, why do you think Qin Jingru also ran away crying?"
Xu Damao was stunned as if being struck by five thunders.
Has Qin Jingru been to his house too?When he drank the fragment, did he yell at Yu Haitang, or did he yell at Qin Jingru?Or, did he take down both of the yellow-flowered girls?
In an instant, the corner of Xu Damao's mouth couldn't hide his smile, and he felt a hearty sense of refreshment!This is a double hit!
But he was also worried, the style of men and women is a big problem, will he be denounced by two women?Is he really going to be sent to the security office?
He Yuzhu's tone was even more distressed.
"Surrender yourself quickly, hold a meeting of the whole court to admit your mistakes, maybe you can save a few years of sentence."
"I'm a brother who grew up wearing the same crotch as you. Can I report you? I must help you!"
Xu Damao's eyes filled with tears, and he was moved for the first time.
"He Yuzhu, I really didn't expect it. You are still reliable at critical times."
"In the past, I was really narrow-minded. I shouldn't compare you with you everywhere and treat you as a class enemy."
He Yuzhu patted him on the shoulder very well.
"Rub the sheets quickly, and don't ask my sister-in-law to find out later."
"Go back and admit your mistake."
……
As soon as He Yuzhu left Xu Damao's house, Xu Damao immediately changed his face and sneered sinisterly.
"Surrender yourself? Can I turn myself in and admit to being a rapist? That must not be possible!"
"No, this matter must be kept secret, or I will be finished!"
He quickly put on his trousers, but just as he was looking for the red underpants, Lou Xiaoe pushed the door open and came in.
"What are you changing your pants for?"
"Hey, where are your pants?"
Chapter 23
Xu Damao was startled and pretended to be indifferent.
"Not here."
"No! I remembered you were wearing red underpants this morning! And your red underpants, that's the only one."
Soon, there was a hysterical mixed-gender fight in Xu Damao's room.
Snapped!
bang! !
Bang bang bang!
……
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