Superheroes Are Not Wives

"I didn't expect that the person I rescued on a whim was indeed comparable to a rare half-elf at the national treasure level. In a sense, I was too lucky, right?" 』

Phil took Aina's hand and said carelessly in front of him. After this short chat, Aina had a preliminary understanding that the girl named Phil was a girl with a bit too open personality.

Because Aina's sister was mentioned just now, the curious Phil wanted to know what happened to Aina and his sister, but Aina, who didn't really want to discuss his somewhat ruthless sister, chose to remain silent, but Phil didn't look at the atmosphere and kept asking questions. After asking several times, Aina didn't reply before closing his mouth, but it didn't take long for Phil, who couldn't control the conversation, to start chatting with Aina again.

"However, madam, your hairstyle is very dangerous, do you want to attract the attention of other men when your husband is away? 』

"Eh? ! 』

Aina was stunned when she heard Phil's words, and it took a while to understand what Phil meant.In the morning, in order to facilitate the sword practice, Aina tied up her hair. From the hairstyle and Aina's wife's aura that Aina exudes all the time, Aina's hairstyle is known as the "death hairstyle" among many wives. .

"Please don't tease me with this kind of joke. One, I'm not married, and two, it's impossible for me to be a wife if I'm a man. 』

Aina pouted and was a little angry, looking at his expression like he was about to reprimand the child's mother, so frightened Phil immediately closed his mouth and didn't dare to say more, she didn't like being nagged.

"Alright, here we are! 』

After a lot of fighting, Aina and Phil finally reached their destination, but looking at the small door in front of Aina, no matter what, Aina couldn't imagine that this was a place for people to sign up to become superheroes. It looked like a Utility room.

"Is Phil's place really the place to sign up? 』

"Isn't it?That's right, after all, in order to protect the privacy of those who sign up, people from the association always like to do these things in such small places. It was strange when I first came here.Wait a minute...Aina, are you doubting me?I was really hurt. I was rescued under the pressure of a few big men, but even the rescued people didn't want to believe me. 』

"Okay, okay, I believe you are, don't pretend to be about to cry. 』

Seeing Phil's eyes were about to burst into tears, Aina had no choice but to open the door without hesitation and walked in, but as soon as she walked in, Aina felt something was wrong. There was no light in the darkness at all. How could such an environment be place to sign up.

"Phil?There seems to be no one here in the dark, are you really leading the wrong way... Phil? ! 』

Click!

Just as Aina was observing the surroundings, the sound of the door being locked came from behind. Aina turned her head sharply and found that a pair of ruby-like eyes in the darkness really exuded an unkind red light.

"Aina, Aina, have you ever been told that you are too easy to trust others? 』

"Don't be like this Phil... this kind of joke is not fun. 』

Snapped!

Phil turned on the light button on the side, and the dazzling light came down from the ceiling, allowing Aina to see the very intrusive expression on Phil's face at the moment, only to see Phil licking his lips and approaching step by step. Aina, and Aina is stepping back step by step because of the fear in her heart.

"Aina, your hairstyle is not just a death hairstyle, there is also a saying called Ben Zimiao, I think your current situation is very suitable for this statement. 』

"Don't be like this, I'm going to be angry if you continue like this! 』

Aina desperately looked around in an attempt to find an escape route, but the surroundings were filled with debris, which made Aina understand that she was really locked in the utility room!Although there was an option to escape from a vent on the side, it was absolutely impossible to avoid Phil's pursuit at his own speed.

Boom!

Unconsciously, under Phil's pressure, Aina's back slammed into the wall, trying to bypass Phil, but Phil stretched out his arm and slapped the wall, which made Aina realize that he seemed to be being attacked. The wall slammed, looking at Phil's beautiful face close at hand, Aina's heart couldn't stop moving, and there was even a feeling that it would be good to continue like this.

"It's so beautiful, Aina, I like to "eat" a cute little sister like you the most. Don't worry, I will be very gentle with you and won't hurt you. 』

"What are you talking about, Phil? !Just let me out... uh! 』

No, Aina's lips that had been protected for many years were gone as soon as the blood was gone. When she noticed the clear softness on her mouth, Aina felt very angry, and she pushed Phil away with strength from some unknown source.

"What are you doing, Phil? ! 』

Aina roared, she really couldn't believe that the girl she just met in front of her would do such a thing to herself. Although it was a little comfortable, Aina's masculine dignity did not allow him to enjoy it.

"I see you don't understand? 』

"Understand... what do you know? 』

"See if you are growing normally! 』

"No, no, no Phil! 』

Even though Aina pushed Phil away, he was pushed back in minutes with Aina's strength.This time Phil didn't give Aina almost any resistance, and just groped with both hands up and down until Phil touched something strange.

14. There are always some misunderstandings in the world

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! 』

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! 』

Phil screamed because he touched an object he didn't expect at all, and Aina screamed because Phil was frightened by the scream in his ear, but it was also thanks to this heart-piercing sound. Screaming Aina's consciousness recovered a lot.

"You...you...you are actually a man!You let... let me touch that dirty ugly thing!abnormal!Beast!rogue! 』

"Didn't I already say I'm a man? !You were the one who insulted me without saying a word, so why did I turn into a perverted beast in the end?This is my line! 』

"Ah, ah, I don't care about this, since you let me touch such a disgusting thing, then you will die for me! 』

Phil took out the huge dagger, clenched his hands against Aina's head and stabbed it with all his strength. Because he was too angry, this attack had no skill at all, and the attack that lacked control over his body was reacted to by Aina. It was easy to dodge, and the dagger penetrated the wall too deep, and Phil couldn't pull it out for a while.

"What are you doing! 』

Seeing this, Aina ran away from Phil's side, ran to the door and watched the locked iron door grit her teeth and use all her strength to knock it open, which shocked the staff who had passed by the utility room. Jump.

Facing the threat of life, Aina didn't have time to deal with the frightened passers-by. She didn't even have to tidy up the clothes that Phil had messed up. She moved her legs and ran with all her strength, for fear of Phil's weird personality. girl catches up with herself.

However, what Aina didn't know was that Phil froze in place when the blow failed. He held the dagger inserted into the wall in both hands and lowered his head. The corners of his eyes gradually rolled down pea-sized tears. kneeling on the ground.

Before Phil became a hero, Phil came from a very secret assassin organization. He practiced assassination skills and abilities there since he was a child. Because the way of cultivation is divided into men and women, all Phils are naturally grouped with other women. .

Whether it is a master, a dormitory administrator or even a sweeper, as long as the creatures called human beings are without exception, they are all women. In this situation of "no men in the world", a group of adolescent girls will inevitably awaken some strange things. Attributes such as - lace.

As a member of the Lace Assassin Brigade, Phil naturally began to fall in love with girls. Speaking of which, Phil was a bit poor. Phil was the type of ugly duckling when he was a child. She has experienced a romantic lily relationship in the team, but this does not prevent her from taking the most beautiful people in the team as YY objects every day. In her dream, Phil, the ugly duckling, is pressing them down a lot. next time.

Because no one wants to stage a dream plot with her, Phil, who has a lot of time, is more serious in honing his assassin skills, and her super power that can turn her body into black smoke suddenly becomes this The strongest assassin ever.

Phil, who has grown up, is no longer the ugly duckling with a big mouth and a big nose. Phil, whose body has grown completely, is a white swan. Those fellow assassins who have discriminated against her and ridiculed her now have to look up. With Phil, he turned from a bully to a little fan girl in an instant, but Phil, who knows who his "partners" are, has long lost his feelings for them.

Although he won't be as cranky as he was when he was a child, Phil, who has been praised by everyone, is still more or less inflated, so that they haven't collected information and fell into the enemy's hands again in the mission.

As a woman, there is no need to say what will happen to being captured by the enemy. Phil, who thought that his mind was strong enough, watched his teammates being dragged out and his eyelids were forcibly opened. Teammates were assaulted to death by men.

The ugly and messy appearance of her companions all fell into Phil's eyes. Fear made her brain think quickly, and when she felt a chance, she took a small number of teammates to escape from the local base, and went outside to meet another one. A team of assassins converges.

The female Assassin team was almost wiped out, so only the male Assassin team could converge.But what Phil didn't expect was that when these men saw the ragged appearance of their sisters, instead of helping them, they did what the enemy didn't do again.

Seeing the male assassins who suddenly turned against their purpose, Phil can be said to be almost collapsed. He could only turn into a black smoke and escape before he could bring others along. The entire female assassin family was wiped out except himself, and it was women who were the most humiliating. way to die.

From that day on, Phil left the Assassin Organization and became a lone assassin, and his disgust for men has reached an unprecedented height.

She moved from a dark land to a bright land and lived as a shadow of the sun. As one of the superheroes, Phil, she does not maintain law and order in the streets like other heroes. As an assassin, she naturally has an assassin's mission. This mission Naturally, the assassination of the leader of the criminal group.

Phil didn't actually play many times, but she was able to complete the task perfectly every time, so that she didn't pay much to get the honor of a C-level hero.Phil doesn't feel much about these honors. It's better to say that she only wants a girlfriend now, and she will inevitably feel a little lonely after staying alone for a long time.

In order to achieve his goals, Phil always hangs out in the association, picking out those ignorant women who want to become heroes, but Phil's eyes are too straightforward, and many people walk and walk under Phil's leadership. Now, they understand that bad things can happen when they come into contact with Phil.

However, today Phil ushered in his lucky day. Aina came to the association and was entangled by a group of men, which gave Phil the opportunity to realize a wave of heroic acting.Then Aina followed Phil stupidly, not even realizing that Phil's mouth was about to drool.

So Phil got his wish and locked Aina in the small dark room, and took the other party's first kiss with a tough attitude. He thought everything would go according to his own ideas, and he would grab the body first to cultivate feelings, but he didn't expect it. The last thing he touched was something filthy only for men, which was a disaster for Phil, who hated men very much.

I never thought that such a cute girl would actually be a big boss in women's clothing!No, it can't be said that Aina is still wearing a neutral combination of a white shirt and jeans. Strictly speaking, Aina is just a cute boy.

At this moment, Phil was kneeling on the ground and clutching his heart beating with his right hand. He gently stroked his lips with his left hand. His moist Zhu Tong shone with light. No one saw this wonderful scene in this dim environment.

"Kissing with Aina doesn't seem to be so annoying, it's better to say that it's unexpectedly good, after all, the girl with the handle is also a girl, right? 』

15. Beware of harassment by your boss in the workplace

"What's the matter, that guy? 』

Aina, who had escaped, returned to the lobby of the building, put her hands on her thighs, lowered her head and gasped for breath. The fact that she was suddenly attacked has not been digested until now, and the smell of Phil's kiss still lingers on her lips.

Do girls' lips smell like this?

Recalling the touch on her lips, Aina fell into a brief absence, but after her absence, she was filled with infinite resentment.Once Aina's father was drunk at a banquet, and when he was brought back by his mother, he kept bragging about how powerful the Hero Association was and how important it was to humans and demihumans. Aina foolishly believed it at the beginning.

But now it seems that it was only one or two hours after I came to the association, and I encountered two consecutive harassment incidents. The hero who viciously approached everyone in front of everyone, abducted others into the small dark room, forced kisses and even attacked. Here The law and order is comparable to the Adventurer's Guild, right!The order of the Adventurer's Guild is better than here, at least there will be top adventurers to maintain order, and blatantly molesting women will never appear unless those men want to lose their third leg.

"I really want to go back, it's better to deal with Liu Qinyu's harassment than here. 』

Slowed down, Aina scratched the back of her head and began to have the idea of ​​leaving the association, but she thought so, but Aina honestly found some honest-looking people to ask about registration, which is considered a I came to the interview room without any danger. As to why Aina is so obsessed with being a hero, it can only be said that it has something to do with Aina's philosophy of life.

If you have some troubles because you want to complete something, quitting halfway will make those troubles in vain. If you don't get what you want in the first place, you will be wasting your time. In order not to waste the world, you must insist on completing it.

It is this kind of thinking that makes Aina continue to persevere, even if she really wants to go back to rest right away.

"..."

Looking at the small door of the interview room, Aina's thoughts deepened. No matter how you look at this door, it is exactly the same as the door that Phil pulled him into the small dark room. That honest man must be lying to himself, right? ?

In order to ensure his own safety, Aina looked around. Apart from the passing staff, there were only heroes who came to report. No matter how you looked at it, there was nothing strange about it.

It’s better to get up and walk than to sit and talk. It’s better to feel settled and go back than to think wildly here. Aina doesn’t want to be late for work in the afternoon.Aina, who was determined, pushed open the door and walked in. It was as dark as the previous storage room and felt that there was no light.

"Roar?Are you a newcomer who wants to be a superhero? 』

Unlike Phil's little dark room, there are really interviewers in this interview room, but they give Aina a bad feeling.There are three interviewers. The leader is a middle-aged man with a big belly who looks unhealthy at first glance. His right hand is around a reluctant female employee, while his left side is full of exploding muscles. 's macho.

Aina subconsciously took out his phone from his pocket and glanced at it, and found that the signal box was empty. It seems that there are devices that interfere with the signal for the sake of confidentiality. To be honest, this is very bad. Someone will find out.

"My name is Estella. 』

Aina replied politely, but didn't say her initials and surnames. Even at the beginning of the registration, she only used the name Estella.The reason is that the people in front of him feel bad for Aina. He doesn't like these unfriendly people calling him Aina. The name Aina is more or less a nickname. Although the person in front of him may not know it, if he really knows and tells Aina's father later, then Aina will have to be carried back like a rabbit, which is the last thing Aina wants to see.

As for asking Phil to call herself Aina, Aina admitted that it was the stupidest thing she had ever done, and it was too uncomfortable for a hooligan to call her by her name or something.

"Hmph, are there half-elves in the race?This face is really worthy, right? Dou Qi and magic should be so good at these pointed ears?Show your hands a little bit. 』

The middle-aged man's tone made Aina very unhappy, but he still proceeded according to the other party's ideas reluctantly.Aina closed her eyes lightly, feeling the drop of water in the dry river in her body. Although Aina's body exuded a grudge that was not even a light, this amount was even lower than that of a newborn baby.

"what is this?Are you fighting gas or gas?No, gas is bigger than you, right? 』

Different people say similar things, and the middle-aged people in front of them said Aina had heard similar things before.Ignoring the words of this irritating man, Aina began to show her magic, and stretched out her left index finger to mobilize the magic of her whole body to ignite a flame. If Aina wanted to, she could rub out a fist-sized one. Fireball, but if that happens, the magic power will be overdrawn and you will faint, so forget it.

"What, what, no matter the level of fighting spirit or magic, even I know that it is the weakest, is a person like you really a legendary half-elf?Or are your parents actually idiots? 』

The middle-aged man made no secret of sneering at Aina. Even the well-tempered Aina had a tendency to be unstoppable at the moment, but this person in front of him was really brave enough, even the queen of the elves and the association. The top management of the company dared to scold him. If his parents found out, he really didn't know what the expression of this middle-aged man would have.

"Actually, I fight with superpowers, so magic and fighting spirit are not my areas of expertise. 』

"A spirit that relies on superpowers?It's really interesting, haven't you isolated races always refused to rely on our human technology?However, we humans have also touched our bodies. You elves have nothing to say, and they are not as cheap as us humans.Let me see what you call superpowers. 』