Superheroes Are Not Wives

ton ton ton~

"Haha~ cool~"

The cool water ran down her throat, and the comfortable feeling made Miss Witch couldn't help crying out.

"I remember... I've been drinking, I should be drunk..."

After drinking the water, Miss Witch, whose brain gradually became sober, began to think about the current situation. Looking around at the abnormality of the house, Miss Witch frowned, as if she did not understand why the house became like this.

"I remember that I was crazy about drinking and drinking last night. It stands to reason that the house should have been messed up by me, but this kind of cleanliness is not like I can get it. Someone must have come to clean it. Just pass.The only person I know who is so idle is the little guy Aina. 』

squeak~

Aina walked out of the bathroom of Miss Witch's house just after she finished speaking. Her long light beige hair was soaked with some drops of water, and her skin was hot and red. The most important thing was that Aina did not. Instead of wearing the casual clothes she was wearing at the beginning, she was wearing the same robe as the witch. Compared with the mature witch, Aina exudes a more youthful and lovely temperament, just like an immature and lovely trainee witch. People love.

"Ah... Aina..."

"Tsk! 』

"Eh? ! 』

Seeing that Miss Witch Aina was about to say hello, Aina smashed her tongue and looked at Miss Witch with a look of rubbish, with a look of disgust on her face.This time, the witch was frightened. It was really surprising that Aina, who had always been friendly, showed such a contrasting expression.But I don't know why Miss Witch feels so excited when Aina looks at her like this?

"That... clothes..."

"how?I have a problem with your clothes?Or are your robes made of special materials and very precious?If that's the case, then I'm really sorry. I also want to get some other clothes to wear, but all your things are in the ring. I can't take them. Useless. 』

"No no no...how could I not be willing?Aina, you look so cute in this way, I'm glad it's too late. 』

"nausea! 』

Aina's attitude can be said to be very bad, even if the tone is unforgiving, and he interrupts others' speech repeatedly.But Miss Witch didn't dare to complain, even a fool could see that Aina was in a very bad mood right now, and it would be courting death to touch someone else's bad head.

"What's the matter? 』

What could have made Aina so unhappy made Miss Witch very curious, and no matter what Aina walked to the kitchen on her own, Miss Witch sat on the sofa and recalled what happened before she got drunk. Miss Witch was not A person who can't remember anything when he's drunk, so he remembers it quickly.

"I remember that I was half asleep when I drank... Then Aina came to persuade me... Then I was drinking and I pressed Aina on the sofa... Finished me Kissing Aina with the strength of the wine... That's not right. 』

Recalling that she seemed to have accidentally done something very bold, Miss Witch's face turned red, but the doubts in her heart had not been resolved.After all, even if Miss Witch kisses Aina forcibly, with Aina's not tough enough character, she will be as shy as a little girl as long as she coaxes Aina casually. It is certain that Miss Witch understands Aina. , I definitely wouldn't be so angry because I couldn't control my desire for a while and forced him to kiss him, and it wasn't because I had sex with Aina, even if I really fucked up, I wouldn't be so angry, at most I was sitting on the bed crying That's it.

"Wait a minute... I remember that something was about to come out. What I said at that time was a bit bad... But it shouldn't be. At that time, we didn't even take off our clothes, so nothing could come out." .wrong!I drink so much that I vomit, I seem to vomit in Aina's face! 』

Miss Witch, who remembered it completely, showed a horrified expression, recalling why the relationship between the elves and the orcs was so bad. Apart from the fact that the elves disliked the orcs for being too rude and violent, the most important point was that most of the orcs, especially the male orcs. One of the things that elves hate the most is dirty things, so most elves have a certain degree of cleanliness.

Of course, Aina is not surprised. Although it is not that serious, he still hates dirty and messy things, otherwise he would not have grabbed Miss Witch to lecture before.Not long ago, when Miss Witch was drunk and pressed Aina under her body, she couldn't help feeling uncomfortable and spit it out directly at Aina's face.

"It's over! ! ! 』

Miss Witches screamed heart-rendingly, vomit is a real dirty thing, as disgusting as it gets, ordinary people's face will be irritated if someone spit on their face, but Miss Witches vomited in As a half-elf with a certain cleanliness, Aina's face was considered good-natured if Aina didn't stab her with a hatchet while the witch was sleeping!

85. Cooking doesn’t have to depend on appearance

boom!

"Have a meal. 』

Aina came out of the kitchen with the dish and smashed the dish on the table with some force, which shocked the witch who was still thinking, and almost fell off the sofa.

"smell good! 』

Before Miss Witch could see what kind of dish Aina was cooking, the scent of the dish had hooked Miss Witch's soul out, her mouth was madly secreting saliva, and a crystal clear saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth. .But when she saw what the dish looked like, the look of anticipation disappeared instantly and was replaced by a look of stomach pain.

"That... Mr. Aina, I dare to ask, what are these dishes made of? 』

"Blood-thirsty bat grilled wings, crystal lizard broth, finfish meatballs..."

"Stop, stop, stop talking, I know...hs. 』

Miss Witch interrupted Aina's words, and as Aina kept reporting the name of the dish, Miss Witch's stomach pain became more serious. Very expensive, especially that crystal lizard is expensive enough to buy a mansion.

These materials are extremely scarce, and Miss Witch is too lazy to go out to get them. Even if you can buy them, you can only buy them at the beginning of the Witch Gathering held by your peers. And this Witch Gathering is held every 50 years, and it will take 30 years before the next one. In [-], it was very distressing to see these materials turned into food, Ms. Witch.

"You can eat it as soon as possible. Who told you, Miss Witch, that you only have instant noodles and compressed biscuits that are not nutritious, so I had to use these materials to make them. 』

Aina noticed the abnormality of Miss Witch, but he said lightly without any guilt. For him, this was a way to avenge Miss Witch for spitting on his face, but it was true that there was no material that could cook. to use these.

"Eat...? 』

The thing has become a dish, and Miss Witch doesn't want to struggle. After all, she really did something too much to Aina. If this can calm Aina, then Miss Witch thinks it's worth it.However, the consumption of materials is ignored, but I have to say that Miss Witch can't eat this meal.

The witch herself trusts Aina's cooking skills, and Aina can cook deliciously with any ingredients.But the key is that Aina is now taking alchemy materials. Miss Witch dares to say that she has lived for so many years and no one has seen anyone cooking with alchemy materials. No matter how powerful Aina is, it is impossible to make them the first time. Well done.

The most important thing is that the appearance of these dishes is really terrifying. Miss Witch remembers that when she usually alchemy, the whole pot is purple and black, which is very strange, and after these materials are made into dishes, they still can't escape the fate of black. The whole painting style It all became very strange, and the heat that was bubbling was also black, and it felt like dark food.

"Um...Aina, don't you want to eat? 』

"There's no reason for the cook to eat first. At this time, it was the witch-san who moved the chopsticks first. 』

"All right. 』

Seeing Aina's serious and somewhat angry expression, Miss Witch gave up the idea of ​​letting Aina "test the poison" first.

"Guru~ I've worked hard!At least it smells good, no matter how bad it is! 』

Miss Witch swallowed her saliva, picked up the bowl and chopsticks that Aina handed over, and clamped the crystal lizard's hind legs with one chopstick. She felt the sound of "stinging, stinging" coming from the entire soup, as if it was corroding something.

Miss Witch closed her eyes and directly put the hind leg meat in her mouth. She originally thought it would be a stimulating taste, but it turned out to be a very stimulating taste, but it was a delicious and stimulating taste bud.

"This meat melts in your mouth, and the gravy explodes directly in your mouth. Even though it is a lizard, the meat is softer than chicken, and the thick gravy is more delicious than the best steak. I can't stand it! 』

Miss Witch's eyes widened, and the movements on her hands began to become illusory. The dishes on the table were visibly reduced. She completely disregarded Aina's existence and her manners as a lady. Now Miss Witch has no other ideas than eating. .

If this is a food novel, then Miss Witch will definitely spit golden light from her mouth now, her body is twisted and her face is red, her whole body bursts out with pleasant moans, and finally the clothes on her body burst open in an instant.

"It's delicious! 』

But it is a pity that this kind of fairy reaction will not occur in reality. The food will only make Miss Witch who was originally resistant to indulge in the sea of ​​food and food.However, Miss Witch's reaction was exaggerated enough. A good beauty eats like a refugee who hasn't eaten for a month.

However, this look in Aina's eyes made him very happy, and the originally angry expression was relieved. There is nothing that makes Aina happier than being liked by the food she cooks.

"I'm full... I drank alcohol all night and didn't have anything to eat, I almost starved to death.what!Sorry Aina, I ate too much...and ate yours too. 』

It didn't take long for the dishes on the dinner table to be eaten up, but because the witch's offensive was too strong, Aina was eaten up by the witch before she even took a few dishes.

"It's okay, I don't like eating meat very much, and my appetite is small, so eating these is enough. 』

Aina swallowed a mouthful of green vegetables and said lightly, Aina did not eat much, but a few pieces of green vegetables and a small bowl of rice could not satisfy Aina.But seeing Miss Witch eating so happily, Aina has nothing to complain about.

"Feel sorry..."

Miss Witch naturally understood what Aina meant, so she had to apologize guiltily.After the meal, Miss Witch also took a break. Watching Aina chewing vegetables and rice slowly, Miss Witch seemed a little awkward.

"What's wrong?If I still want to eat it, I can still make it, but I have to wait until I finish it first. 』

"No...I've eaten enough, just...just..."

"Just what?Don't be so embarrassed for such a big man, he just said something. 』

"It's nothing...just...I'm sorry...I forced a kiss to you when I was drunk...and accidentally tu...Hey! ! ! 』

Miss Witch wanted to take this opportunity to apologize to Aina, but before Miss Witch could finish the second half of the sentence, Aina suddenly narrowed her eyes with black lines on her face, and her eyes were very dangerous, as if saying, "You If you dare to say it, you will die."

"Ah, it's alright, it's just a kiss, I'd better say I earned it, after all, Miss Witch is a beautiful woman~"

"Yes...Yes...Ahaha"

Aina's intention is obviously to treat the thing that Miss Witch spit on his face as non-existent, and Miss Witch also sees this, so she can only laugh and don't know what to do.

"Oh right, it's getting late now, I might have to spend the night here. 』

After swallowing the rice, Aina said slowly, if he would not have stayed at Miss Witch's house because it was too late, he would have walked home alone at night.But since the last time he was attacked at night, Aina has had a psychological shadow on a person walking at night, and Xiaoli has repeatedly emphasized that Aina should try not to walk at night if she can avoid walking at night. Just in case.

"Live here..."

"Why don't you want to? 』

"how is this possible!It is an honor for Aina to live with me! 』

"Smooth tongue, no adult appearance at all. 』

Miss Witch's slightly comical tone made Aina smile. After eating, Aina cleaned the tableware and chopsticks on the table and put them in the dishes in Miss Witch's kitchen to start cleaning.

"Miss Witch. 』

"Um, what's wrong? 』

"It's time to explain why you're drinking so much alcohol?I have never seen you, Miss Witch, drink like this, and your health is completely ignored. 』

"this......"

Speaking of why she had to drink alone, Miss Witch seemed a little uncomfortable, her face blushed and she didn't want to say it.

"What's wrong?Are you saying it's a breakup?There's no reason, Miss Witch is such a beautiful person, which second-hand will dump you? 』

"Aina!Don't make fun of me, you also know that I'm a house girl, how could I be lost in love, I don't even have a boyfriend! 』

"Hey hey. 』

Seeing that Miss Witch was so nervous, Aina made a little joke, but when faced with the topic of her boyfriend, Miss Witch seemed very sensitive and excited. This aroused Aina's curiosity, and she wondered if Miss Witch had someone she liked. .

"Besides...isn't you the one I like?Otherwise I wouldn't kiss you while drunk..."

"what? 』

The witch's voice was very low, and Aina, who was some distance away from the witch, did not hear her muttering.

"Nothing, nothing.That... say it... don't laugh at me. 』

"Well, I won't. 』

"That's it... Didn't I promise you before that I would protect you?I also said that you won't be found at your house in a short time, and I won't let them take you away so easily. 』

"Well, then what? 』

"That's... I heard about your sister, and I also know about your departure. I originally wanted to forcibly protect you, but your mother, the elf queen, broke my magic. , not only know where I live, but also understand your affairs clearly.That...this...I was threatened by her again...I couldn't help you...I felt slapped in the face...I couldn't hold on to my face...I don't know how to explain it, just one People... drank here. 』

"..."

Miss Witch said that her whole face was as red as an apple. People who didn't know it thought that Miss Witch was confessing, but she simply felt that she swore to protect Aina, but it didn't take long before she was slapped in the face. It's all swollen, it's just embarrassing.

"Eh~"

After hearing Aina put down the dishes in her hand, she sighed as if relieved.