Superheroes Are Not Wives

"yes?I will definitely try my best! 』

Miss Witch is still thinking about how to continue to hold Aina's soft arm and taste the refreshing fragrance of Aina, but he didn't expect that a word he said casually would make him full of energy, like Aina, who is a little weak and cute. As long as a boy praises a little on the male side, his motivation and so on will be full of rise.

"Damn it!This stinky watch is smashed!I'm going to kill her! ! ! 』

"calm!Calm down Phil, even if you kill her, you can't make Aina happy, you will only make Aina hate you!Besides, you may not be able to beat the opponent, even if I don’t know anything about magic, I can feel the huge magic power of the opponent. 』

Seeing Aina and Miss Witch walking down the street hand in hand like a couple, Phil, who was more emotional, could no longer restrain the killing intent in his body. Fortunately, Qin Shi, a hero of the same class, had to be stronger in terms of strength. Higher than Phil, barely able to hold her back and prevent her from doing stupid things.

In fact, if you think from the perspective of complete interests, the best way for Qin Shi to deal with it is to let Phil rush up to have a dispute with Miss Witch, and it is best to have some blood-seeing incidents. In this case, Aina will definitely blame Fei. Er, it is very likely that he will break up with Phil. It would be better if Miss Witch accidentally "exited". In this way, Aina will definitely fall into a state of very self-blame and sadness. At this time, as long as Phil plays a gentle and considerate woman If you enlighten Aina a little, and trigger the best conditions for a woman (?) who is concerned, then Aina is definitely at the level of grasping.

But Qin Shi will carry out this kind of maddening opportunity no matter what, not to mention that it is not allowed in personality, Qin Shi will not do anything just to make Aina sad and cry.

37. Don’t blindly use celebrity endorsed products

"Speaking of which, why did you go out this time, Miss Witch?You don't seem to have told me yet. 』

After Aina and Miss Witch enjoyed their time together for a while, Aina, who was a little curious, asked Miss Witch the purpose of going out. Since it wasn't something she couldn't say, Miss Witch told Aina without any worries.

"That is to say, if you run out of daily necessities at home, you need to go out and buy it on a large scale, and you also need to buy underwear. I really didn't expect that I can still grow at this age. In addition to what you said before, my clothes are too It's monotonous, and I also want to buy replacement clothes. The types of clothes in this era are quite interesting to me. 』

"yes? 』

Miss Witch also trusted Aina too much, and she said it in a rush without going through her brain. Even the sensitive topic of underwear did not care about telling Aina, so straightforward made Aina a little uncomfortable.

But Miss Witch is so old. Although I don't know his real age, even if she is my mother, she is still young. Can such a person grow up?So the witch lady is really foul.

Aina stared at Miss Witch's majestic body and thought, he didn't dare to say what was in his heart, and Miss Witch wouldn't smash himself into scum if he said it, but he would still be able to be taught a lesson. Experienced Miss Witch There must be many ways to teach people, and Aina doesn't want to try.

"Aina, your eyes are very rude, it's very rude to stare at a girl like that. 』

"Ah, sorry. 』

Although Miss Witch didn't have the ability to read minds, Aina's overly direct gaze made her aware. Although the age difference is a little different, as a woman, as a woman, she still doesn't like people around her to stare at her chest, not to mention that Aina doesn't. In that respect, looking at his chest is also a very complicated look, which makes Miss Witch very irritable.

"Come on, this is the largest department store in this street, you should be able to buy everything you want, Miss Witch. 』

After all, Aina is a frequent visitor to the commercial street, and her knowledge of this place is no different from her own back garden. It would be better to say that when Aina was in the Elf Kingdom, the back garden of her home was much larger than this one, but to this extent Aina thought. Familiarity is not too simple.

"Humph! 』

Miss Witch was angry because of Aina's rude behavior. Seeing that her destination had arrived, she let go of her hands holding Aina's arm and walked towards the department store alone.

"That... Miss Witch, we are going to do the elevator. The elevator is over there, and the daily necessities area is on the seventh floor. If you take the stairs, it will be very tiring. 』

Hearing Aina's words, the witch blushed and turned around and walked towards the elevator pointed by Aina. The witch, who originally wanted to go up one step ahead of Aina, looked at the elevator button and found it difficult, although she was in the observation crystal at home I have seen it, but after seeing it in practice, I really don't know how to operate it.

"I seem to remember... press this button and the elevator will come down. 』

According to the memory in the impression, the witch pressed the elevator call button, but after waiting for a while, there was no response. The witch pressed it again, but there was no response at all as before, which made the witch a little angry and stretched out slender. His index finger kept rubbing the button, which frightened Aina on the side.

"Miss Witch is enough to press it once!Don't press, wait for the elevator and it will come down! 』

The people around were looking at Miss Witch with strange eyes. If they hadn't seen that she was more beautiful, I'm afraid they would have called the security guards around to make arrangements.In order to prevent the witch from continuing to run wild, Aina had to go forward and hold the witch. I don't know if it was Aina's illusion. When Aina held the palm of the witch, the witch was obviously calmer. .

Click!

The elevator just went down to the first floor as if it had been calculated, and opened in front of Aina and the witch. Before Aina and the witch had any ambiguous actions, the witch threw away Aina's She walked in with a lot of luck, but Aina could only shrug and follow.

Coincidentally, there was no one else in the elevator except Aina and Miss Witch. The two were very quiet in the empty elevator, and they could only hear the sound of elevator operation, which made Aina feel very embarrassed. I want to find a topic but don't know how to say it.

Although Aina can be said to be omnipotent in housework and can do many details very well, but he has never had the experience of yelling at girls.Although Aina took his sister more or less when he was young, he is only concerned about his relatives as an elder brother. He really doesn't know anything about pleasing women, not to mention that he is still a man in a sense. Wooden head.

On the other side of the situation on Phil's side, they could only watch Aina and Miss Witch enter the elevator. In order not to be found, Phil and Qin Shi could only quickly climb the stairs. It can be said that they used their superpowers. He climbed to the seventh floor in an instant, and even passersby saw a light and a fog fly past without even reacting to it, and even reached the seventh floor earlier than Aina who took the elevator. Ai was ambushed by the elevator early. accepted.

The witch who arrived at the biological supplies street on the seventh floor was quickly indulged in the joy of shopping. The feeling of anger with Aina just now disappeared without a trace, as if the embarrassing situation just now had never happened. Holding Aina's hand is asking everywhere, making Aina have to sigh that women are indeed creatures who are crazy about shopping.

Miss Witch first took Aina to a shampoo specialty store, and when he saw a customer, the waiter immediately came up with a hypocritical smile, but when he saw the faces of Aina and Miss Witch, he was instantly stunned. It was the first time he had seen such beautiful people as Aina and Miss Witch after being a clerk for so long.

"What brand do the two ladies want to buy?If you can't get an idea, I can recommend it. 』

The clerk in a neat suit came up and kept rubbing his hands together. This very visual action made Aina think that some profiteer came up, and he had to be speechless to the clerk who took the initiative to come up.

"Let's take a look first, and then come to you when we really can't make up our minds. 』

Miss Witch said indifferently, took Aina's hand and kept looking around. The shampoo of various brands and colors made Miss Witch dazzled. Miss Witch, who didn't know anything about this aspect, could only look at Ai for help. Accepted, but Aina could only shrug her shoulders to express her helplessness. For a good family man like Aina, he didn't care about anything but cheap. If he made up his mind, he would just choose the cheapest one.

"Hey, this package has a different person printed on it, and it feels a bit special. 』

Just when the two were hesitating, Miss Witch discovered that there was a shampoo in a package with a portrait printed on the right hand side. It looked like it was endorsed by a certain celebrity. The girl on the package had pink hair and was wearing an idol. She looks so cute with a sweet smile on her face.

"You two ladies are really insightful, this is the most popular idol of the time, Xiao Nana, who is known as the D-class hero sweetheart hummingbird, this Bawang shampoo is the hottest shampoo she endorses at present, as long as you use this brand 's shampoo, the two ladies can also have soft hair like little Nana! 』

Seeing the time, the clerk approached, and before Aina could react, he talked about it.Different from Aina's confused look, Miss Witch is very interested in this idol with superhero surrender.

"Little Nana?What a disgusting name, it's a shame she dared to take such a name.However, you seem to be a little bit clueless about the situation. That's not how you introduce products, right?And hair that's as smooth as hers?I see you still haven't woken up? 』

Miss Witch showed a mocking smile, stretched out her index finger and gently hooked Aina's ponytail hair tie, but with such a light movement, the hair tie slipped down Aina's ponytail, as if Aina herself had not tied it. Good same.

"Miss witch, what are you doing? !It took me all morning to tie it up, you know how slippery my hair is?Now it's time to tie it back up again. 』

Without the support of the hair tie, Aina turned into a radiant look. The temperament of the original masculine MAX turned into a wife's MAX state in a blink of an eye, making people feel that the hair tie was the body of Aina in his handsome state.

In the face of Aina's complaint, the witch lady is completely in the left ear and the right ear is out. She stretched out her hand and lifted Aina's hair obsessively. The tip of the hair, which is smoother than the softest silk in the world, just follows this way. Miss Witch Rou Nuo's boneless fingers slipped down, seeing this scene, the clerk finally understood her mistake, let's not say whether this Bawang brand shampoo can really be used after it is the same as the idol's hair, Just Aina's hair, I am afraid that there is no one in this world better than her hair quality, will people like this so-called famous brand shampoo?

The clerk himself also made a fatal mistake. He should not praise other women in front of such beautiful women as Aina and Miss Witch, not to mention that little Nana is not necessarily more attractive than Aina.

"Well, although I'm not interested in this ignorant little girl, I'll just buy two bottles of this shampoo, and keep it at home so I can remember someone bragging about this little girl's beauty in front of Aina today. . 』

"Eh~ I think this idol looks pretty good.Um?What does this expression of yours mean? 』

Aina looked at the girl on the shampoo package and said, for him, this little Nana is really cute, but Aina is unaware that as long as she has the heart to be cute, she is definitely cuter than this little Nana, After saying this, it was the highest level of ridicule, which is why the witch and the clerk showed a complicated expression.

38. Women's lingerie stores are a holy place for men

As a result, Miss Witch bought a lot of shampoo of every brand except the shampoo printed with Xiao Nana. Here, Aina has to sigh that Miss Witch has a lot of money even if she is a house girl.

"You buy so many that you won't use the first one. 』

"The shampoo of that ridiculous woman was not meant to wash my hair, one was kept to remind me of today's events, and the other was kept in case this ridiculous woman would be bad for Aina one day. You can put a curse on her, you must know that as one of the oldest witches, I have many curses that can be successfully cast just by knowing the appearance. 』

Speaking of which, Miss Witch showed a gloomy smile, which scared the clerk on the side into a cold sweat. She regretted recommending this shampoo to Miss Witch. If she was indirectly cursed by the most popular idols today, the clerk would dare Guarantee that you will never live well.

"But then again, Aina, aren't you also a D-class hero?Why don't you have endorsements for these weird shampoos? 』

"Although I am already in name, but the official upgrade ceremony will take a few days, and then I will be regarded as an official D-class hero when I get my own exclusive title. I was also recommended to go. It's business activities, and it shouldn't be much different from endorsement products, but you know what's going on with me, Miss Witch, and you'll understand what I'll be like if I show up. 』

"That's true. 』

After being reminded by Aina, the witch also remembered that Aina had a setting like running away from home. Thinking about it, Aina's parents happened to see the product endorsed by Aina when they went out to buy shampoo. Think about that scene. It feels kind of scary to think about.

"Miss Witch, did you buy a little too much? You've already bought so much shampoo, how should you get other things later? 』

Aina looked at the large and small bags in her hand. It was hard to believe that it was full of shampoo. Her hands were completely empty and she was going to take other things, not to mention that this was only the first stop of a long shopping trip. .

"This is nothing to worry about. 』

Miss Witch said indifferently, stretched out her right hand to light up the ring, and the bag in Aina's hand instantly turned into particles and disappeared. It looked like she was put into the ring by Miss Witch.

"This is amazing, is it some new magic? 』

Feeling the weight in his hands disappear, Aina showed a surprised expression. He didn't feel that the things disappeared suddenly. With the ability of Miss Witch, she must have used some magical magic to put everything away.

"Aina, sometimes I really feel like you are not from our side. I have some doubts that you are a native human being, and you don't even understand such a common thing as a storage ring?Where did you grow up? 』

Miss Witch clutched her forehead with a headache. The storage ring can be regarded as a special product of this world. It has been handed down to the present for thousands of years. Even if humans see it, some people can guess it. But Aina, the elf, didn't know anything about it. I'm afraid Aina is a fake half-elf.

"Slightly~, I'm not familiar with magic items. When I was young, I was trapped at home and didn't go out much, and no one ever told me about these things. 』

Aina stuck out his tongue as if acting cute, but he still felt a little shy about it, since he didn't know anything about magic props.It is a little sad that for Aina, the things she encountered during the four years in human society are far more than the 16 years that Aina lived in the elf kingdom, and she does not know the native items of this world. It's normal.

In short, with such a convenient item as a storage ring, Aina and Aina don't need to worry about buying too many things. Since it is a magic item in the hands of the witch, this storage ring is definitely the best. The superiors, I am afraid that even if the entire shopping mall is loaded into it, it will not be a problem.However, Aina still felt a little lost, and she couldn't show her courage as a man in front of the witch.

After that, Miss Witch dragged Aina to other stores. She bought a lot of various products. Many of the products also contained many expensive brand names. Miss Witch bought them one by one without any pain. Now, in just half a day, the financial power that Miss Witch has shown is much more than Aina imagined. At the same time, Aina is a little worried that Miss Witch will be able to use up these things before the expiration date?

"Witch, you are really... rich..."

"After all, after living for so long, I can still earn such a small amount of money by occasionally helping people to curse and cure floods. My inventory used to be able to buy ten slaves of your level, what do you think? Don't want to fight for a few years less? 』

Miss Witch pinched Aina's chin and leaned against his ear. She felt uncomfortable when she didn't tease Aina when she had time. What's more, the buff of the masculine MAX added by Aina's pony tail has been eliminated. , Aina with a loose hair looks particularly bullying.

"Don't be like this, so many people are not ashamed to look at it? 』

Sure enough, Aina, who didn't tie her hair, didn't have the slightest idea of ​​resisting. She just blushed and looked very ambiguous.Aina was moved for a moment by what Miss Witch said about not working hard for a few years, but it was only a little bit moved. In terms of career, Aina is also booming. There is no reason to rely on others, and Aina doesn't like it either. Relying on others, Aina, who is a little white face or something, doesn't want to be such a person.

"Damn, this woman is really taking an inch, Qin Shi, do we really have to sit here and wait to die?If it goes on like this, sooner or later, this woman will take my Aina to the hotel, and then everything will be over when this woman takes it down! 』

"Calm down Phil, it seems that the other party knows Aina before us or even knows Aina's rival better than us. We can learn a lot from it, which will be very useful for us to attack Aina in the future.Besides, Aina is not such a man to handle, otherwise Aina would have been taken down by the charm of this woman! 』

Phil and Qin Shi are still tracking Aina under the cover of a clothing store. Their suspicious behavior has caused many people to pick up their mobile phones to call the police, but due to their heroic status, the police station only It can be perfunctory, but just in case, a hero of the same level is sent to monitor these two people. If Phil and Qin Shi have any abnormal actions, the hero will come out to stop them immediately. But now it is the embarrassing situation where the new hero follows Phil and Qin Shi, and Phil and Qin Shi follow Aina.

"I said... Witch, this kind of place... I don't have to go in there, right?I'll just wait outside. 』

"What are you talking about, Aina, if you don't follow up, how will I know what styles are suitable for me, as the man who accompanies me to shop, you must give me a good role as a man! 』

In front of a large lingerie store, Miss Witch and Aina took a step back.Aina is very resistant to this kind of place that only women can go in and out. How can a man go in and out of such a place casually?If she accidentally sees something she shouldn't see, Aina will never be able to forgive herself for the rest of her life.

"Don't give me nonsense, come in with me quickly, if you dare to refuse, see if your parents will come to arrest you tomorrow! 』

"Yes......"

Forced by Miss Witch's prestige and fear of her parents, Aina could only let Miss Witch drag her into the store like a piece of wood. Looking at the dazzling array of underwear, Aina didn't know what to put. Putting her eyes there, to outsiders, she looks like a pure little girl who was brought over by her best friend.

"Aina, which one do you think is more suitable for me? 』

By the way, Miss Witch took two kinds of underwear in front of her and asked Aina. No matter which style they are, lace and bikini are very bold. With a little bit of thinking, you can understand that Miss Witch is deliberately teasing Aina.

"Ah, it's all good, it's all quite suitable. 』

Aina turned her eyes away and answered nonchalantly. Even if she turned her eyes away, the corners of her eyes still floated to the rough appearance of these two bold underwear. This was incredible. Aina's brain immediately began to imagine that the witch was wearing it. With the appearance of these two underwear, there was a warm feeling in her nose, which made Aina immediately raised her head to prevent her nosebleed from gushing out.

"Aina, are you alright?I feel that your face is not very good, do you want to take a rest? 』

"It's alright, it's alright, I'm fine, but I've been a little angry recently, just relax a little bit. 』

"is that so?Then I'll go and try it out first, you have to wait for me to come out with great anticipation~"

Miss Witch walked into the dressing room with a smile like a little rabbit, but the rabbit on her chest can't be described as small. If the former looks cute and wants to love her, then the latter is the most delicious in the world. Rabbit meat, I want to taste it carefully.

"Do you really want to try it on?Damn...don't think about it, Aina, you're a gentleman with a nosebleed in a lingerie store and you're going to be considered a pervert!Suck it~ Cough Cough Cough Cough! 』