Superheroes Are Not Wives

"A good pound of pork~ Ah, cut an extra pound or two, well, it's still a pound of your money. 』

Although he likes to do some annoying harassment, he usually gives his neighbors some temptation like this. Don't say anything wrong, he gives a lot for nothing, which is enough to prove that he also likes this street very much. Yes, I want to get along well with the neighbors on this street.It's just that his way of doing business can't help but make people think that he can really make money like this?But there are rumors that the boss is actually very rich, and the small business of a butcher shop is just to enjoy life.

"thanks! 』

Although it is very unkind to take more and pay less, it is a pity that I am a person who likes to be petty and cheap, and my money has been a little tight recently. The boss can ease the pressure of my life more or less. I owe the boss to let me I will repay in the future by keeping the streets safe!

"Hey, little Jiajia~"

"Why do you suddenly speak in such a tone? 』

The boss suddenly called my nickname strangely, which made me feel very uncomfortable. Even if he usually gave me more meat, his disgusting temperament could not be changed.

"I just thought, can you still perform that today? 』

The boss smiled, as the uncle's lewd temperament perfectly exudes, it is really disgusting to look at.

"Yes... After all, people who are restless come out to take revenge on society every day. 』

I shrank my neck, and the boss's gaze was like a tongue, licking my whole body.I really don't understand why I, a man, act like a seductive little girl, but I think that my wife is also a man, and she is also licked by many male companions.

And what we’re going to talk about is about my abilities. My superpowers are a bit special. Although my wife and I both belong to the superpowers of the body enhancement department in essence, my wife can extend such a useful special design as a pink ribbon. I have to transform to be able to use my power, and the appearance of this transformation really makes me feel a little ashamed.

"Hehe, it seems that today I can also see Xiao Jiajia's beautiful figure. 』

"Help! 』

Just when I was thinking about what the boss said, a woman's cry for help suddenly came from beside me, and when I turned around, I found that a familiar young woman was holding her daughter and running for her life in embarrassment.

"Don't be afraid of me coming! 』

There was no room to see what the people who were chasing the young woman and the little girl looked like, so I put the things in my hand on the ground and rushed out with all my strength.When I got close to the young woman, I saw a monster with a lion's head chasing after me.

"This is a big guy. 』

This is not the first time I have encountered this type of incident. Since the werewolf incident when my wife debuted, demi-human monsters like this kind of animal and human have often appeared. It seems that the factory somewhere was abandoned, and the chemical inside The medicine was revealed, and many animals and humans were contaminated and mutated into monsters that were half-human and half-beasts. They were essentially different from monsters, because their bodies did not contain the special product of this world-magic power. .

In order to ensure the safety of the mother and daughter around me, I rushed to the front of the Lion Man, grabbed its arms with both hands, and threw him out with force.

"Huh, it's alright. 』

Originally, I saw that he was mutated from the King of Beasts, and I thought it would be very strong, but now it seems that it can be thrown away by the power that I haven't transformed yet, and its strength is just like that. I want to subdue it. It's not difficult, and maybe it doesn't need to be transformed today.

"Roar! ! ! ! 』

The lion man, who was enjoying hunting, was suddenly rushed out by a handsome young man and flung away, and any orc would be angry.The Lion Man, the king of beasts, was even more furious, his deafening roar resounded directly throughout the street.

"what? ! 』

Along with the anger of the lion man, I saw with my own eyes that the muscles on the lion man's body continued to swell, the momentum visible to the naked eye continued to grow, and the suffocating oppression came from the dark side, and the light-hearted mentality in my heart also accompanied The appearance of this bad breath was withdrawn.

"Eh, looks like I had to transform. 』

I frowned and sighed helplessly. Even though this is my strength, I still resist transforming, especially in front of that rude boss, which makes me want to dig a hole and bury myself. Shame to go in.

"Transform! 』

The right hand was placed across my chest, with a very visual POSS. My body immediately burst into a strong white light. Whether it was the lion man or the passers-by around, they could not observe my current situation through the white light, and Before I transformed, I was immune to all attacks, and no one could break through the defenses when I transformed.

277. Women's clothing can increase work efficiency

The white light flashed and my appearance at the moment has changed a lot. The original short black hair has turned into long pink hair. The ordinary casual clothes on my body have also become a gorgeous LO skirt. bow.Even without a mirror, I understand that my appearance at the moment is definitely very beautiful and lovely, which is very different from my usual flat and delicate appearance.

This is my ability, which looks very similar to the magical girl transformation, but in fact it is very different from the magical girl transformation.Others have transformed into the ability to use beyond the limits of the normal body, but my transformation was just a simple momentary change of clothes and makeup.In fact, my ability is that I can get a lot of physical ability enhancement after wearing women's clothes. The ability to transform is only incidental, and it allows me to change clothes and add buffs in one second.

"Don't try to hurt the people on this street! 』

Although my tone is very handsome, I also know that my face is absolutely red with shame.The clothes brought by this transformation are different every time. The last time I transformed, I didn't wear this thing called white stockings at all. The silky and soft feeling on my legs really made me a man ashamed. , if it wasn't for my role as a superhero, I'd really like to run home screaming and cover my head with the quilt to regret today's shameful behavior.

"Roar? ! 』

The lion man looked at me in confusion at the moment. Its simple brain couldn't understand why my appearance suddenly changed. If the smell on my body hadn't changed, it would have thought that the person standing in front of it had changed.

"Suffer to death! 』

Resisting the shame, I rushed up with my fists waving. Taking advantage of the flaws exposed during the lion man's doubts, I used all my strength to hit its soft belly with a punch.Wearing women's clothes, my physical strength has reached the point where I can break rocks with my bare hands. This punch hit the Lion Man, and I have great confidence to give it total damage.

Boom!

A punch hit the lion man's abdomen and made a muffled sound, and the huge force made it retreat several steps in a row.

"Um? ! 』

Surprisingly, my confident blow didn't do any damage to the Lionman, it was like hitting an egg with a rock.

"Roar! ! ! ! 』

The lion man's anger has risen to a new level when the human who was regarded as an ant-like human before the meeting dared to attack him.He raised his stout arm high and threw it hard at me.

boom!

"Ughhhhhhh! ! ! 』

Even if I put my hands across my chest in time to defend, my thick arms still burst out with strong power. The physical strength is obviously much stronger than mine. Such a simple blow knocked me into the air. When I went out, I slammed my body against a house not far away. I guessed that at least I broke several ribs in my body.

"So strong...cough..."

This time, it hurt me a lot, and I already understood that I was not the opponent of the monster in front of me after a simple face-to-face.A person with superpowers of the body strengthening system like me can understand whether or not he can defeat the opponent just by colliding with his body.After all, my level is still relatively low, and I have no other means of attack other than waving my fists and fighting others in melee.Now that the fist that I have used almost all my strength has not hurt the opponent at all, but someone else has already severely injured me with a casual flick of the hand. What suspense is there in this kind of battle.

"Fortunately, ordinary people have already fled to a safe place. 』

Looking at this empty street, this is my only consolation in this inevitable battle. I am the only person who will be hurt in this street.I secretly used my mobile phone to ask the Alliance for help, and it was probably the pretty blond knight who came to help, but I don't know if I'll be alive by then.

"Come on, monster, I'm here to play with you today! ! ! 』

Winning is definitely not going to win, and I will lose if I don’t need a round to fight head-on, but if it’s just to contain the opponent, I still have confidence that I can make two moves with the lion man. I hope this time he won’t fight immediately. my face.

"Hoo ho ho! ! ! ! 』

However, the lion man wouldn't even give me any face. Before I could climb out of the wall, it roared at me.Its behavior is not only to frighten the opponent, his roar turned into a substantial shock wave, and I, who crawled out of the wall with half of my body, was pressed back again by the shock wave.The bones of the whole body were clacked, and the body was in pain as if it was pressed by a truck.

"Ahhh, damn it! ! ! 』

The IQ of the lion man seems to be higher than I imagined. He seems to have guessed my intention to ask for help. He doesn't intend to give me a breath at all. Want to fight quickly.

I feel very regretful. Most of the current situation has to be explained here. After this lion man solves me, he will definitely go to other places to do something wrong. Although the residents of this street have all taken refuge, they chose the place of refuge. Most of them are in their own houses. If the lion-man solves me and leaves at this time, with its excellent sense of smell inherited from beasts, it will definitely be able to find ordinary people who have no power to bind chickens.

But even if I understand this, there is nothing I can do. As a small E-rank hero, my strength is too weak. I have no way to face this kind of power. I manage a street, but because of my irrational thoughts, this situation happened today. If my wife knew about it, she would probably blame me. My fans are actually this kind of guy who thinks he is arrogant and has no strength. Must be disappointed in me too.

After a short time of about 1 minute, the lion man stopped his roar, but at this moment I have lost the ability to move, the shock wave has broken most of the bones in my body, and my eardrum was also broken by his roar. How else can a disabled person who has lost his hearing operate.

"It was a canine before, but is it a cat now? 』

At this moment, there was a somewhat familiar but somewhat unfamiliar voice in my ear. I turned my head to look over and found a light beige voice. He was standing on the top of the building with a mobile phone in his hand. Got what my distress signal looks like.The other hand that was free was holding a suitcase, and it looked like he had just returned from out of town. At the same time, he hurried over after receiving my call for help as my colleague.

(Yesterday, the optical fiber was broken and the network was interrupted, and I was forced to cut it off. I am very sorry!)

278. Even a wife makes mistakes

The pale beige waterfall that fills the appetite, the calming eyes like a lake, the flawless white face, the pink peach lips as thin as paper, the ultimate appearance like the angel in the story, and the conspicuous cute pointed ears.At first, I was still wondering who the young lady with such appearance is in front of me. It stands to reason that a beauty like him can't be famous. After thinking about it, I found out that the other party is not the one I have been thinking about all the time. Madam?

It is rumored that the wife was taken back by the family to fulfill the engagement contract. We fans are basically thinking that the wife will probably not appear in the public eye for several years. After all, you have to get used to life when you are married, but now My wife really appeared in front of me, and I felt like I would wake up laughing from my dream tonight.

Just when I was staring at my wife in a daze, the lion man, who was stronger than me and I don't know how much, was tied up with five flowers by a ribbon that came out of nowhere, and a huge bag appeared on his head, which seemed to be a victim. I was knocked out with something, but I didn't even have to think about it to know that it was my wife's handwriting.

"Are you all right, kid over there? 』

After the danger was lifted, the wife walked towards me with his suitcase in hand. I don't know if I had read it wrong. There was an inconspicuous knock mark on the suitcase made of special wooden material in his hand.

"Ah...I...I'm fine, thank you for saving me! 』

So fragrant!So close!Why is the wife of the same man able to exude such a charming fragrance of flowers, is the wife a child of flowers?No no no, how could it be that the wife is a half-elf but everyone knows it.

"You're welcome, wait a moment, I'll treat you. 』

In order to make me relax, my wife smiled at me, and the warm and charming smile like the sun hit my heart. At this moment, I felt that I had fallen into a trap called love.Calm down, Jiajia, you and your wife are both men. No matter how much you long for and like your wife, it is impossible for us!

The wife saw that I was seriously injured. He squatted down on his slender body. At this time, I realized that my wife was wearing a very easy silk trench coat, shorts similar to hot pants, and a pair of white thighs. It was so exposed that I didn't know where to put my eyes.But is it really good for your wife to dress like this?Although the season has arrived in late spring, there is still a long time before summer, and the weather is still a bit cold.

"Wait a minute, it will be fine soon. 』

I originally thought that my wife would give me a simple bandage, but my wife took my right hand and covered my hand, which made me feel very shy.The wife's hands are very soft, it feels as if they are covered with smooth milk, warm and intimate.

When I was thinking about what my wife was doing, my wife's hands radiated white light. This unfamiliar atmosphere made me subconsciously think of the magic power that the original inhabitants of this world mentioned in the book. The thing used is most likely magic.

As the white light became more and more intense, I could clearly feel that the wounds on my body were rapidly healing, and even the bones in my body that were almost all shattered were restored to their original state at this moment.

"Wow, that's awesome! ! ! 』

Such a speed of treatment made me exclaim in surprise. I was prepared to be taken to the hospital and lay in the hospital for a month or two, but this healing magic from my wife directly took me inside and out. All were cured.

"Looks like it was a success. 』

Casting healing magic does not seem to be a simple matter for my wife. After curing me, my wife's white color became even more pale. This morbidly white face made me feel very sad, and my heart even felt It is better for a person like me to go directly to the hospital. Even a small injury needs to be treated by my wife. It is a sin to let my wife become so weak.

I understand that if I really say that, my wife will be very unhappy and scolded me. After all, my wife likes to help others the most, and she can't watch others get hurt.

The wound on my body was healed, and I was able to stand up and thank my wife. The gentle wife said she didn't care much.While waiting for the Alliance to send someone to clean up the site, my wife and I talked a lot. I shared all the thoughts I was looking forward to with my wife, and at the same time, I also talked about my running away from home regardless of the feelings of my family. .

Unexpectedly, I was severely reprimanded by the wife. This kind of overly willful behavior is not recommended by the wife, although it is not very convincing to say it from the wife. The "bad boy" who went out of the house.

Today, although I was seriously injured by the lion, and my performance as a superhero was slightly reduced, I was very lucky to meet my wife who just came back, and I talked a lot to my wife, and said everything that I have been hiding in my heart. I came out and got his autograph from my wife, I still feel very happy.

But I was happy and happy, but suddenly I felt a little lost. I am naturally very happy with the return of my wife, but as soon as my wife comes back, it means that the real protector of this street has returned, as a superhero who temporarily replaces the wife. , I'm probably going to be unemployed. According to my recent performance, the Alliance will definitely help me arrange a block that is no worse than this place to guard. It feels a little reluctant to leave.

"Hehe, don't worry, I won't take the jobs of you young people, and I have other things to do when I come back this time, so please continue to protect this street for me, Xiao Jiajia! 』

My wife saw through what I was thinking, and she put her hand on my head and rubbed it well. My lost heart instantly became brighter, and she responded to my wife with the most excited tone of my life.

"Um! 』

Soon the people from the alliance rushed to the scene and took away the lion man who was knocked unconscious, and the wife took out her mobile phone to check the time and turned her head to talk to me.

"It's getting late, and it was a pleasure to spend time with you, Xiao Jiajia, but I have to deal with things.Goodbye by fate, cute superhero little sister. 』

After speaking, my wife waved at me and turned to leave, but there is one thing I have to explain to my wife.

"See you next time Mrs.And...I'm a boy! 』

After speaking, the wife, who had already walked two steps, froze in place. His beautiful face showed an unprecedented complex expression. As a person whose gender has been misunderstood, it was very difficult for him to guess someone's gender for the first time. It's amazing.I always thought my wife was cute.