Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

And because the phone was muted, I nodded now, put the phone on the clothes shelf beside me, then bent over and ran out quickly, rushed into the bedroom and pushed Fang Yiyi who was sleeping soundly, she really didn't wake up !

"Fang Yiyi! Fang Yiyi! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Um... what's wrong?"

Fang Yiyi opened her eyes in a daze, her eyes were full of doubts and bewilderment, but now time is running out, I really don't have time to explain to her slowly.

"Get up quickly and take all your things and go to You Lin's side for 2 minutes, and then check your phone when something specific has happened! You must move quickly!"

After a brief instruction, he ran back in a hurry, Xia Tong was already calling my name by this time.

And I sat on the toilet seat and kept adjusting my breathing, making sure that Xia Tong would not notice anything unusual, then took the phone to unmute, and said to Xia Tong in an impatient tone.

"What are you doing? You haven't finished screaming yet, have you?"

"What were you doing just now???"

"What do you think I'm doing, this topic is disgusting, can we stop here?"

Pretentiously got up to flush the toilet, and then went to the sink to wash his hands, all this is to buy time for Fang Yiyi.

"Go to your room! Immediately!"

"I know... don't you just go after washing your hands? I don't even know what you're thinking..."

Point the camera at yourself, so that even if you enter the room, there are still a few seconds left, maybe these few seconds will determine success or failure in the end.

"How...how could Fang Yiyi be in my room?"

I froze for a moment, then returned to normal.

ok i was wrong...

What Fang Yiyi lacks now is not a few seconds at all, what she lacks is a few minutes, I have bought so much time for her, why is she still sitting by the bed?

Not dead

I don't know……

Fang Yiyi is such a kind and understanding girl, why did something go wrong in this "life and death" time.

Before I left, I clearly told her to go to You Lin with all the things that belonged to her, and then check the phone to understand the ins and outs.

But now, even though she has put on her clothes and put all her things beside her, only her body has not moved, she is sitting by the bed and constantly scrolling on her mobile phone.

I don't know why Fang Yiyi did this, maybe it's because she doesn't trust me, or maybe it's because she wants to figure out the ins and outs first.

But she never expected that I would come back so suddenly, and Xia Tong's voice came from the mobile phone, so besides the surprised expression on her face now, she was more flustered and annoyed, and gave me something by accident. Leave such a mess that can't be done.

"Even if she comes to my house, she should live in Xiaoxi's room..."

"That's not necessarily the case. What if our Ye Dashan loves her and doesn't want her to share a bed with Xiaoxi?"

"Your imagination is really rich, I have to praise you for that..."

Mount Tai collapsed in front of me and remained unchanged. This is the true portrayal of me now.

Pretending to blame Xia Tong, but inadvertently explaining the current situation to Fang Yiyi again.

The nature of this matter is really "bad". Once Xia Tong finds out, it will be a capital offense. Although I did not sleep with Fang Yiyi, my room must belong to her in Xia Tong's heart. Is it okay if the room is found out?

Now one hand is holding up the phone to chat with Xia Tong, and the other hand is behind the phone desperately hinting Fang Yiyi to leave the bed.

When Fang Yiyi tiptoed up from my bed and left, I also walked slowly to the bed, and then fell down in a very shapeless manner, my nose was full of the fragrance of Fang Yiyi's body.

"Here! Look, is there anyone?"

Fortunately, Fang Yiyi doesn't have the habit of sleeping naked, or she was naked but put it on again just now, but as long as I don't have her underwear on my bed now, it will be a victory!

Otherwise, just imagine, as soon as I fell down, I saw a piece of underwear next to my pillow on the screen of my mobile phone, and I was really cold.

"Why is the quilt messy? Didn't you sleep in the study yesterday?"

"Nonsense! The study room is something that will come later. I will definitely lie on my own bed when I get home. Do I still need to make the quilt?"

Question Xia Tong in a natural tone. If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself. You must believe from the bottom of your heart that you are not lying, so that others will not see your flaws.

If Xia Tong was standing in my room now, she would definitely be able to smell girls in my room right away.

But it's a pity that she is not here now, so whether she can be fooled depends entirely on my clever mouth.

"Really? Then why do you fold it every time you go out when I'm here..."

"Please! Is that called stacking? That's called laying!"

This is not a militarized school. I have a mental illness so I fold the quilt every day, and it is already very good to spread it flat.

"Besides, I really went to the study to do my homework yesterday, and I didn't come back after I was tired. It was a temporary idea. Then I couldn't possibly come back to lay the quilt on purpose? It's better to sleep in my own room."

"..."

"Is it all right now? All right, I'll hang up, and it'll be over when I miss the plane!"

Whether Xia Tong believes it or not, anyway, I have already said what I should and can say, if she still has doubts, I have no choice but to use the lack of time to perfuse her.

She pretended to hang up the phone, but Xia Tong didn't intend to let me go so easily, or she didn't intend to trust me so easily, so she pointed at me and gave another order.

"Don't worry, there is one last step! You stand up and turn around, I'll check the situation..."

???

!!!

"You are so annoying~~ Is there any door of Doraemon that can take you over? This will save us all worry!"

Now there was a helpless expression on his face, but his heart was in a mess.

At this time, it is impossible to send a message to Fang Yiyi, and it is impossible for me to use gestures to hint Fang Yiyi to mute the phone. Once there are other sounds in the room, Xia Tong will immediately notice that there are other people here.

So now I can only point to my mobile phone first, and then point to Fang Yiyi herself.

Then point to my mobile phone to the left, signaling her to go to the right; pointing to my mobile phone to the right, signaling her to go to the left; finally find an opportunity to sneak out through the gate.

As we all know, the viewing range of the camera is extremely small. As long as Fang Yiyi and I maintain a tacit understanding, we can safely transfer her out. Of course, the premise is that she does not make any noise, otherwise the heavenly king and I will not be able to help us.

"Hurry up! You're inked again!"

"Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you, I don't even know why you think Fang Yiyi is in my room..."

Walk slowly to the center of the room, then hold up the phone to yourself, with the whole bed behind.

"Here? Is there any?"

"Turn again!"

Following Xia Tong's instructions, I played "Erren Zhuan" with Fang Yiyi. I turned around and she turned around, and I turned around and she turned around. The two people's movements were always mirror images.

When turning to the closet, he deliberately opened the closet to show his sincerity and prove that he did not hide anyone in the closet.

"Here! Is there any?"

"Turn again!"

After turning around the bed and wardrobe, there are desks and bedside tables at the end. This direction is facing the door, so it is Fang Yiyi's only chance to sneak out.

"Here! Is there? Is there? I don't even know what you're thinking..."

Seeing Fang Yiyi walking out on tiptoe, I finally let go of my hanging heart, now I don't have to worry about being "caught in the room" by Xia Tong.

"It still doesn't work, you stand on the bed and show me the panoramic view."

Xia Tong still didn't believe me, and asked me again and again, but now I have no scruples, anyway, Fang Yiyi has sneaked out, so there is no need to worry about Xiaoxi and his mother at this point in time. expose us.

But in order to prevent Xia Tong from seeing the difference before and after, I still acted weakly, with disgust written all over my face.

After climbing onto the bed, he held up his mobile phone and looked down at the whole room. Let alone people, even Xia Tong, a small bug, couldn't find it, it was empty...

"My dear wife, can I hang up the phone and go take a shower now? Do you still want to see me?!"

"Don't worry... go to the desk!"

"What are you going to do again? Is it over yet?"

Although Xia Tong's request makes me feel helpless now, I know better than anyone else that Xia Tong will never do meaningless things.

The reason why I don't see through Xia Tong's mind now is not because she has no mind, but because her mind is much more complicated than I thought.

"If you tell you to go quickly, go quickly, what are you doing with so much nonsense?"

"Okay! I want to see what you want to do?"

Since I don't know what Xia Tong wants to do, I can only accept it obediently. Once I resist, the consequences will be unimaginable. I will send myself to her later.

Anyway, I don't feel that I have exposed anything. This kind of confidence did not appear out of thin air, but was given to me by Xia Tong.

Just imagine, if Xia Tong really sees something, can she speak to me so gently now?

"You point your phone at the table first, don't shoot the wall..."

"so?"

"Correct!"

"What do you want to do? I really don't have much time!"

After pointing the camera at the table, I still don't know what Xia Tong wants to do.

I told Fang Yiyi to have a good rest last night, so now the desk is clean, only... damn it!I know what is exposed!

"Ye Xi, where did you do so much homework by yourself? How dare you say that there is no one in your room? Did you lie to me and get addicted?"

"Ancestor, why am I lying to you! Can you first see who is responsible for this homework?"

I successfully fooled myself, and now I quickly opened my homework one by one.

It's a good thing I brought back Xia Tong and You Lin's homework, otherwise it would be hard to explain Guang Fang Yiyi's presence here.

"This is yours, this is You Lin's, this is Fang Yiyi's, mine is not here in the study..."

"How come our homework is here with you?"

"You're talking nonsense! Both of you are gone, and you will have to take the college entrance examination later. If I don't bring it back, wait for you to come back. Do you still have this homework?"

"What about Fang Yiyi's?"

"I don't know. I said that I left early because of something at home, so I took her back. If there is no accident today, I should come. Let Xiaoxi hand it over to her when the time comes..."