Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Just like the "sanitary napkin" incident just now, this level of smooth talk is nothing to Xia Tong. I can just explain it briefly, and Xia Tong will not take it seriously. At most, she will pretend to be disgusted and call me a pervert.

Now there are more boys buying sanitary napkins for their girlfriends. This is not a literal prison. I said in front of Xia Tong that I did not break the law. I have no scruples. I have done even more egregious things to her.

"It's so good, it makes me want to fall in love..."

"what?"

Looking at Fang Yiyi with disbelief, she also couldn't believe that this sentence came out of her mouth. This is much more exciting than the news of the end of the world tomorrow.

"Yes! You heard me right..."

"But aren't you not in love?"

I know Fang Yiyi's attitude best. Both she and You Lin belong to the kind of people who don't like oil and salt.

Although the people You Lin rejected were much better than those rejected by Fang Yiyi, Fang Yiyi rejected more people.

Some people just refuse, but Fang Yiyi "plays dead", turns herself into a ball of cotton, and doesn't care about it at all.

But it is such a person, and now he can say such a thing, which is really beyond my expectation.

"Even you, a big-eyed and thick-eyed person, betrayed you a long time ago. It's actually not easy for me to persevere until now..."

"Then do you have a goal?"

I think with Fang Yiyi's temperament, she shouldn't say this sentence dryly, right?

"Don't you think this question is very explicit?"

"That's right, when I didn't say..."

After being told by Fang Yiyi, I also felt that my question was a little impolite. Now I shrugged my shoulders in embarrassment, lowered my head and continued to wipe the water stains on the bench.

"But it's not impossible to tell you, anyway, I already have the initial goal~~"

膝枕

"real???"

If Fang Yiyi just said that she wants to fall in love, the level of surprise is higher than the end of the world tomorrow, then Fang Yiyi said that she has a preliminary goal, and the level of surprise is that the end of the world will come next second.

Should I say that Fang Yiyi "builds the plank road openly and hides the old warehouse" or should I say that Fang Yiyi "makes a fortune silently"?

So quietly, I even found the initial target, but I didn't know, there seemed to be no movement on the other side of the creek, it shouldn't be...

"of course."

"Who? Do I know him?"

Recently, besides me, Fang Yiyi should be Zhou Qi with the most opposite sex, but she made it clear that she has no feelings for Zhou Qi at all, so who could it be?

I saved the world in my previous life, and in this life I got shit luck and was spotted by Xia Tong. Then who is this boy who has the same experience as me, and Fang Yiyi actually fell in love with him? !

"No...you misunderstood. The "preliminary goal" I said was to have this idea, and it has not been refined to a single individual. Don't think so much..."

Fang Yiyi shook her head slightly, and briefly explained the meaning of "preliminary goal", which was completely different from what I thought before, or what she said from the beginning was ambiguous.

"Oh... that's a big improvement!"

But then again, with Fang Yiyi's temperament, she must eat every bite. How could she just break away from the "Union of Not in Love" and find her goal in the next second? This is really unrealistic.

I don't know when Zhou Qi will realize that he has no hope, recognize the gap and give up voluntarily, and give up after seeing Fang Yiyi get a boyfriend, the meaning is completely different, and the depression for a period of time is predictable.

"progress?!?!?!"

"Yes, if you can find a boyfriend now, the situation should be much better, right?"

Fang Yiyi was quite critical of my wording, and even showed a hint of "dissatisfaction" in her speech, and she couldn't help frowning when she looked at me.

It’s just that I have my reasons for saying this, although puppy love is mostly caused by sexual impulse and external attraction, lacking ideological and emotional considerations, lacking a comprehensive evaluation of the other party, and lacking a sense of responsibility and ethical and moral constraints.

But it is undeniable that there is no impurity in love at this age, and in the process of love, boys and girls can learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses. Fang Yiyi and I made up lessons yesterday, which is actually what many puppy love couples usually do.

Besides, Fang Yiyi is different from others, she is alone and helpless, if she can find a boyfriend she can rely on, basically like me and Xia Tong, who can already confirm her lifelong existence, it will only be beneficial to her , no disadvantages.

"Isn't there still you and Xiaoxi? A boyfriend is completely dispensable to me..."

"Don't think so, Xiaoxi is okay, but I'm just a temporary worker, and I can't do many things!"

Fang Yiyi's words are too high on me. I want to help her, but I am not qualified for many things.

"for example?"

"Such as hugging...such as kissing...such as being happy with you when you are happy...such as being sad with you when you are sad. These are things that only boyfriends can do."

Fang Yiyi and I are like gentlemen. We don't want to be inseparable, but we just want to show up to help when we need each other.

When Xia Tong is unhappy, I can coax her, hug her, and give up my face to make her happy, but when Fang Yiyi is unhappy, I can only comfort her verbally. This is the biggest difference between a friend and a girlfriend.

If it's for a boy, then verbal comfort is enough, even in many cases verbal comfort will seem hypocritical, it is better to go to an Internet cafe or play basketball together.

But Fang Yiyi is a girl. Although she usually pretends to be strong, everyone knows that girls are not that strong inside. Otherwise, she would not have cried before. If someone can rely on who is willing to carry it by herself?

"Isn't it right? Except for the fact that the two of us have never kissed, we seem to have done everything else. You hugged me in the morning. So... are you my boyfriend?"

"It's different. It was an accident. You're in a daze. I'm afraid you'll fall."

How can my "hug" in the morning be compared to my boyfriend's "hug", without any extra emotion involved.

I have to clarify this matter with Fang Yiyi. If it weren't for her wobble, I wouldn't risk being misunderstood by my mother to "eat" her tofu openly. I'm really wronged!

"Forget it, after you say that, I suddenly don't want to fall in love anymore..."

"Ah? What did I say?"

It's inexplicable... Did I say something that made Fang Yiyi unhappy?

Probably not!

What I said were all very normal things. The cheapest sentence today was nothing more than the sentence about sanitary napkins. This has nothing to do with whether you are in a relationship or not.

"Hugs, kisses..."

"What's wrong with that?"

While vigorously wiping off the water stains on the bench, she looked up at Fang Yiyi in confusion.

These two things should be very common in a romantic relationship. The reason why I had so many scruples about Xia Tong before is because I haven't figured out the relationship with her.

Now that I have figured it out, let alone hugging and kissing, I have done even more extreme ones, and there is no psychological pressure to do it.

For example, when I was sleeping with Xia Tong, I used to be afraid that I would cross the boundary with Xia Tong, but in reality, if I didn't put my hands in her clothes, then I couldn't sleep at all, and I had to hold something in my hand.

"A little disgusting..."

"nausea?!"

Fang Yiyi's wording made me a little stunned. It's normal for couples to do this kind of thing, but now listening to what she said, there is no room for detours, and they just killed her with a stick.

"Maybe it's because I only know you as a boy. When I think of doing that kind of thing with other people, I feel disgusted. I can't overcome the psychological pressure at all, so forget it..."

"Don't! Then you are going to become a member of the "League of Not in Love" again? "

There is something wrong with Fang Yiyi's current thinking. She and I also developed slowly from scratch. Such resistance seems to be said casually, without going through the brain at all.

"Whatever, it's my fault. I shouldn't have thought about these miscellaneous things from the beginning. It's fine not to be in love. I have a younger brother without my brother, and you can accompany me without my boyfriend..."

Based on my understanding of Fang Yiyi, her tone should be that there is no room for further discussion, and it is useless to say more.

I really don't think I did anything wrong, and what I said can be said on the bright side, but now the result is very bad, and Fang Yiyi's sprouting heart has been killed, what a crime!

"Come on! It should be almost done after rubbing it like this..."

Fang Yiyi threw the last tissue into the trash can next to her, and then sat on both sides of the bench while holding my wrist.

This bench is very different from when we first arrived, revealing its original maroon appearance, which is no longer gray.

"No, what do you mean?"

He glanced at Fang Yiyi in confusion, now that the bench has been wiped clean with great difficulty, how can we just sit here foolishly?

"Ye Xi, are you sleepy now?"

"Uh...it's okay, I already fell asleep in class this morning."

I'm not really sleepy now, I'm tired of sleeping in class, but the fragrance is really fragrant, especially in the four courses of mathematics, physics, chemistry and life.

I dragged Fang Yiyi here purely to let her have a good rest, and I was the one who brought it along.

"But I'm too sleepy, look at the bloodshot eyes in my eyes!"

As Fang Yiyi said, she put her face in front of me, and there was a faint fragrance blowing over my face, which was so refreshing that people couldn't help but want to take two deep breaths.

"Well, there are quite a lot."

Looking at the delicate and flawless face in front of her, her butt subconsciously moved back a little, and it was really awkward to lean too close to Fang Yi.

When get out of class was over, I noticed that Fang Yiyi's eyes were bloodshot, and now she followed me blindly for such a long distance, which made the situation even worse.

"If you touch this bench again, isn't it very hard?"

As I said that, Fang Yiyi pressed my hand to touch the bench again, because it is made of several wooden boards, so putting my hand on it will feel a bit harsh.

I feel okay sitting on it now, but the tactile sensation after lying down can be imagined, it must be very uncomfortable, especially in the head.

"Well, it's hard."

"so……"

After I finished saying this, Fang Yiyi looked at me with eyes full of hope and expectation.

"So... can you make me owe you a favor?"

"Let you owe me favors? What do you want to do?"

I've only heard that I owe favors to others. It's the first time I've seen such a strange statement like Fang Yiyi. What is she thinking about?

"Anyway, you're not sleepy, just be my pillow for an hour, I'm so sleepy..."

"Hey!"

Fang Yiyi didn't ask for my opinion at all, she just lay on my lap when she disagreed.

Because of the direct sunlight on the roof, he pointed his head at my stomach, like an ostrich with its head buried in the ground.

Fortunately, it wasn't Xia Tong, otherwise with this unsuitable action, the next step would be for her to unzip my zipper and help me do some unsuitable things with her mouth.