Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Not to mention anything else now, a burst of exploration on the chest is definitely indispensable, and if the penis is on the head, it is not impossible to poke into the pants.

But it is different now. Although Xiaoxi is a girl, I have never seen her as the opposite sex.

If it was another girl lying in my arms like this, all the physiological reactions that should have occurred would definitely have occurred.But now Xiao Yexi didn't react at all. I haven't perverted enough to want to fuck my own sister. That should really be raped in the double sense of "chemistry" and "physics".

"By the way, bro, have you taken a shower yet?"

After groping for a while, Xiaoxi crawled into my arms, then looked up at me, and all the aroma (carbon dioxide) he exhaled when he spoke was drilling into my nose.

no!If it goes on like this, it will suffocate!

"Didn't you just wash in the afternoon? We still go to the bathhouse together!"

Otherwise, there is a smell of barbecue on the body, even in the hair, I am afraid no one can bear it.

"Then why do you still have a smell?"

"Damn! Don't talk nonsense! Where are you?!"

The mentality collapsed, and he quickly lowered his head and smelled his body, especially his armpits, but he didn't smell the strange smell that Xiaoxi said.

Is it because of my own habits?

Should not be!

In the afternoon, I obviously washed well, and I didn't do any strenuous exercise at night. Even Xia Tong's father helped me burn the firewood. How could I have a strange smell?

"I can't say it, but it just feels different from before."

"Since you can't say it, don't bother. You scared me to death. Go to sleep."

I can't remember how long Xiaoxi hasn't slept with me. It's natural to feel that the smell is strange, as long as there is no strange smell.

I thought I had body odor just now, and I don't want to take a shower now.

"Then you hold me, you still don't feel safe like this, what if the mouse crawls on me?"

"I'm holding it~~"

Responding rather helplessly, Xiaoxi said she slept and didn't sleep, but she was still struggling with the mouse. Why is she so "annoying"?

If it weren't for the fact that she is my own sister, I really don't want to get used to her stink now, there are really many things to do.

"This is me hugging you... I don't feel safe at all, can you hold me tighter?"

"Ancestor, it's just a mouse, you can't do this, right? Think about the sashimi you ate before, isn't it more "bad" than this? "

She turned over and took Xiaoxi into her arms, and she would fall asleep and then separate. As expected, she ate too well recently, and there were small fats on her waist.

It felt slippery when I pinched it with my fingers, and I was really reluctant to let go...

Humans are really strange creatures. When I took Xiaoxi to eat Japanese food, I was not afraid of octopus and lobster, but I still ate them with relish.

I still remember that the octopus feet were still moving when Xiaoxi ate them. When I said I couldn't accept it, she called it fresh.

But now?

Seeing that I would have this reaction when I killed a mouse, is it treated differently? What did octopuses and lobsters do wrong to be eaten alive!

"Those are for food, can mice compare? Besides, they are not as disgusting as mice."

"Rats can also be eaten. Have you ever heard of it being called Sanzhi? Someday you will ask your dad to make it for you..."

I can't remember who said that we are born equal, but Xiaoxi's double standard is really not good.

Who said that rats can't be eaten? I think most Chinese people have heard of the reputation of Sanzhi.

Anyway, I don't have the guts. If Xiaoxi is willing, he can consider asking Dad to sacrifice and find some newborn live mice to do it.

When the time comes to catch a live mouse with red-hot iron-tipped chopsticks, it will squeak, which is the first squeak; when it is dipped in seasoning again, it will squeak again, which is The second squeak; finally, when the eater puts the little mouse in his mouth, the mouse makes the last "squeak", so it is called the third squeak.

When a certain feast was exposed, all kinds of strange and weird ways to play in the party also surfaced. Apart from the Russian turntable and depth charges, the one I remember most clearly is called San Zhi. feel sick.

"Go away!"

"Oh……"

Xiaoxi has already spoken, so how can I not roll? Now I move faster than anyone else, and I want to pull my arm back without hesitation for a second.

"return!"

"Am I a ball? Do you want me to get out or come back?"

Didn't I just say "Called three squeaks" and didn't let her really eat it. Is it necessary to get so angry with me?

"That's it, don't move anymore, if you move again, it will kill you!"

"Okay...that's it..."

squeak----

Just when I was about to accept my fate, the wooden door was pulled open, and the moonlight was shining outside the door.

Superfluous

"Who?!"

Push the creek away before the lights come on.

The person who is coming now must not be grandma, otherwise she "warned" Xiaoxi not to come this afternoon, and now she is lying safely in my bed, that Xiaoxi and I will definitely be unlucky.

Especially Xiaoxi, even if grandma didn't hear what we were discussing last night, she must know that this matter was led by Xiaoxi, so I wouldn't take the initiative to invite Xiaoxi over.

Among other things, taking Xia Tong's position is unforgivable, and there is no chance to use the condom, so grandma can't say a few words about Xiaoxi?

"Me! What do you want to do with your tone of being caught?"

"You scared me to death, I thought grandma... why are you here?"

Looking up, Xia Tong was standing at the door so pretty, holding a pile of messy quilts in her hands, as if she had escaped from a disaster.

"Can't you see it?"

"Didn't you sleep well over there?"

Of course I could see it, but I didn't know what Xia Tong wanted to do when he came here suddenly, but there was no sign at all.

Xiaoxi is sleeping with me now, so I naturally assume that Xia Tong will not come, but the current situation is not like this, Xia Tong slapped me hard.

"Who said I slept well? I also have a shadow over mice!"

"You lied to a ghost!"

When Xiaoxi said this, his pupils were trembling, obviously frightened.

But when Xia Tong said this, her expression and tone were so casual, as if she was just informing me of something casually, how could there be a shadow?

I'm not a fool, Xia Tong is using such perfunctory reasons to deal with me now, do you think I can't see it?

"Zifeiyu, know the joy of fish?"

"The child is not me, how can you know that I don't know the joy of fish?"

please!Who am I, I am Ye Xi!

Looking at Yinghua as a whole, there are only a handful of people with better liberal arts scores than me. Does Xia Tong think that bending a piece of ancient prose can stump me?

This kind of kindergarten-level ancient prose can be matched by any junior high school student.

"I'm not a son, I don't know it; I'm not a fish, I don't know the joy of fish, I don't know it."

"Please follow the book, the master said you...you..."

Well, I lost, I really can't remember the latter sentence clearly.

I have never deliberately memorized such ancient prose that sounds inexplicable.

In my opinion, this is arguing, and it is enough to understand it after a while. If you insist on explaining some major principles after deepening it, you are sick.

Is Xia Tong a devil?Zhangkou is ready!

I have studied ancient Chinese for so many years, and I always think that this paragraph and Baima Feima are the two most powerful paragraphs in ancient China.

I won't talk about the white horse, it's not a little bit weird, it's just a "bar" from the beginning to the end.

The phrase "Zifeiyu" that Xia Tong said is absolutely perfect. If the two of them were just arguing at the beginning, then this sentence has risen to the level of arguing.

Of course, this passage can be improved a bit. If you don't mind wasting time, I can continue with Xia Tong.

For example, the child is not me, how do you know that I don't know the child does not know the joy of the fish?

And the son is not me, who knows that I don't know the son doesn't know I don't know the joy of the fish?

Or maybe the child is not me, knowing that I do not know the child does not know I do not know the child does not know the joy of the fish.

But in that case, compared with Xia Tong, she would appear to be too low, and she would be completely defeated the moment she opened her mouth.

People used the original text, but I kept arguing with her over and over again. What's the use of winning the argument? The current situation will not change. She is packing up on the other side of my bed.

"Sister! Are you really planning to sleep here?"

Xiaoxi just laid out her quilt on my left side, and now Xiatong has also spread her quilt on my right side.

The two people were almost carved out of the same mold, and they both pressed half of their quilts on me, and then leaned the pillows against me.

If I just fell asleep like this, then I would have to be heated into a fool in the middle of the night, and I would not even be able to find a place for my body to breathe.

I don't even need to think about it now, I know that my arm must be one for each person, so am I here to sleep, or am I here to make a fuss?

"I have moved all the bedding here, what do you think?"

"Not so good? How about I move back for you?"

Xiao Xi is still sleeping next to me, even if Xia Tong comes, I can't take care of her, let alone what the two of them are doing secretly under the quilt.

At this moment, the three of them sleeping together would be embarrassing, and the scene of a happy family would never happen.

It would be almost the same if Fang Yiyi came here, so Xiaoxi could find a common topic.

"Isn't there still a place here? It's not the first time we've slept, how little do we sleep in your house? What's wrong with letting me squeeze in here all night?"

After Xia Tong tidied up briefly, she lay down beside me as she spoke.

But I didn't mean that, Xia Tong should be very clear, but now she just pretends not to understand.

It's no wonder that "Sister Xia Tong" doesn't hold as much weight in Xiaoxi's heart as "Sister Yiyi". If it were Fang Yiyi, she would definitely not bother us, but Xia Tong came here.