Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"You made it according to the looks of the two of us, right? Then why didn't you give me the man?"

Although it is not tiring to work with men and women, Fang Yiyi should play the little girl by herself. This is made according to her appearance, and I never choose female characters when playing games.

"No, just be the proprietress honestly, the game has started, teach me how to play..."

But Fang Yiyi ignored me at all and started the game directly.

And I thought at first that this game between myself and Fang Yiyi would definitely be fun, but the reality slapped me hard.

Fang Yiyi is fine with everything, but like my mother, she really has no culinary talent, whether in reality or in the game.

"No more pot! No more pot!"

"It's on fire! It's on fire!"

"The wrong dish was served... That bowl of noodles is not his..."

This is our normal, obviously very simple level, but neither of us can get through like a mentally handicapped one.

This is good, don't dislike anyone, I even suspect that it is a character's debuff.

Fang Yiyi, who can't cook, uses me who can cook, and then I, who can cook, uses Fang Yiyi who can't cook. The result is a double-line explosion, and handicap has become the norm.

"Meat and meat!"

Just when I cut the meat and handed it over to Fang Yiyi, her next action still made my mouth twitch.

"Fang Yiyi, I admit, your three-pointer is really handsome, but it's still hard for you to throw my meat into the trash. The pot is over there."

"What, are you going to scold me?"

The moment Fang Yiyi threw the meat into the trash can, the game was over, and Fang Yiyi was able to poke my chest with the handle.

To be honest, I have only experienced this feeling of GG if you say a wrong word before, only in Xia Tong.

"Don't dare, didn't I praise you for being very handsome? You have to make persistent efforts next time for three points!"

"It's almost the same, go ahead and show you my cooking skills!"

hey!Tabby cat!

"No, no, no, let me slow down, I can't play anymore..."

"Haha! The two of us are really good. The chickens peck each other."

Seeing Fang Yiyi lying helplessly on the bed, I put down the handle in my hand at the right time.

This is the case with two rookies playing games together. It's very happy to be happy, but it's too tiring to clear the level, not to mention that there are still [-] miles to clear the level.

"You also said, isn't it generally boys and girls? And your "three points" are not worse than mine?How did the lady boss work? "

"You're wrong! You Lin took me in the hospital."

bias!Fang Yiyi, this is definitely prejudice!

Who said that boys must be better than girls, I admit it, and this two-player game has never been heroic, and it depends on unity and cooperation.

I just don't understand, why is the tacit understanding between Fang Yiyi and me so poor?

You Lin and I have a good tacit understanding. We often see each other's work completed and we know what we want to do next and what we want to do next. The two of us play like one person, not to mention how comfortable it is. .

But Fang Yiyi's thinking is that there is really a problem. Let's not talk about the problem of whether she is handicapped or not, she actually serves food out of her liking?

A black-faced strong man ordered the meal first, and then a little girl asked for the same thing. No matter from the game or in reality, it should follow the first-come, first-served rule.

But Fang Yiyi is better, euphemistically saying that the child is still growing, who can't cry for education, who can't starve the child when he's hungry, and then brought the vegetables in front of the strong man.

Now this is a game, and the worst result is just Game Over. If this is put in reality, Fang Yiyi will have to close a few stores if he opens a few stores.

This boss is too unqualified, I am really worried about being the boss...

"Well, why don't you teach me to be real? My waist is sore!"

"doing what?"

I admit, Fang Yiyi's action of "turning over" is quite handsome, but it doesn't look like her.

Originally, the whole person was still listless, but the next second, a small star appeared in his eyes.

"Cake it, it should be easier than cooking, right?"

"now?"

I don't mind, as long as Fang Yiyi doesn't drag me out, I can do anything today, except I don't want to go out.

Weekends should look like weekends, if they were before.I should be a salted fish at this time, lying on the sofa watching the new show and watching the live broadcast, but now I have a vague appearance, playing games with Fang Yiyi in this small room.

If others knew that Fang Yiyi and I were playing like this, they might have been killed by jealous eyes.

"Well, come back after you finish making the cake. It's lunch time anyway, why don't you teach me how to make it, and then I'll make the cake for you!"

"Okay, it's just the two of us at noon today, whatever..."

Although there are few people and lonely, but I am really comfortable, I can do whatever I want, how can I usually make cakes at home leisurely?

The only thing I am happy about now is that the person I am with is not Xia Tong but Fang Yiyi, otherwise, if I am not careful, it is easy to plant the fruit of life at home.

"Then shall we go?"

Fang Yiyi tidied up the handle briefly, then reached out and pointed at me to the left. It was not the door but You Lin's room. It should be obvious what she wanted to do.

"Farewell! Classmate Fang Yiyi, we meet in the mountains and rivers!"

"Ye Xi, you..."

Pretending not to hear what Fang Yiyi was saying, she clenched her fists, and Pi Dian Dian ran home from the gate.

It’s still the most down-to-earth feeling. If I really stood on the curved terrace of the high-rise set selected by my mother, and then looked down at the [-]-meter river view, I’m afraid my legs would not be able to stand straight.

……

……

"Ye Xi, you are so timid, why didn't I see it before?"

After standing in the kitchen for a while and preparing the materials, Fang Yiyi walked out of my room slowly.

Now I feel aggrieved with bulging cheeks on both sides, it really seems like I bullied her, and when my mother sees me, I will definitely be scolded.

"Don't make it hard for me, make a cake, make a cake!"

But the conscience of the world, Fang Yiyi took me to the balcony, this is obviously her bullying me, I haven't said anything yet, why is she still wronged?

He preheated the oven, put the butter and chocolate in the microwave to heat and melt, and the other party turned a deaf ear to Yiyi's dissatisfaction, and then went to the cabinet and pulled out an apron for her.

"We don't have your apron ready at home, so you can wear Xiaoxi first."

Our family of four wears three aprons, and the one belonging to the creek is the cleanest.

In addition to cooking abnormally at the beginning, I basically never used the kitchen because I was afraid of being tired.

But this is not bad. I am selfish. I must be very happy that Xia Tong can cook for me, but when I think that Xiaoxi will cook for other boys in the future, my heart is blocked.

It's better to turn Xiaoxi into a second mother than this.

Who dares to eat?Can't poison him!

There are very few people in the world who are invulnerable to all poisons like me. They were all trained by my mother's cooking skills when I was a child. How can ordinary people have such an iron tongue like me?

"You're holding me up too high. What's wrong with this? But why can't this be tied up?"

"Forget it, let me come."

It's so simple to buckle the belt behind you, why is it so difficult in Fang Yiyi's hands? Isn't that what girls wear in their underwear?

Don't ask me why I know that Xiaoxi's underwear has always been washed by me, but to me it's just a piece of cloth. If I look at it for one more second, I will lose, and there will be no evil thoughts.

"I'm wearing this for the first time, isn't it ugly?"

"No! Girls look best when they wear an apron..."

I'm not joking. As long as you wear an apron, the temperament of a good wife and good mother will naturally float out. How can any boy refuse a good wife and good mother?

And isn't there such a thing as a ** apron now?

This further proves that girls wearing aprons have great lethality to boys!

"Okay, don't brag about me, what are we doing today?"

"Make brownies, you can also make them at home. Anyway, you can find the steps on the Internet, and there will be no problem with them, except for my mother!"

"You're talking bad about Auntie again, and I'm going to report later..."

Fang Yiyi chuckled, wishing that she could use her mobile phone to record what I said, but with the conscience of heaven and earth, what I said was the truth, and every word was true.

"Don't believe it, let my mother cook you a dish to try one day? Keep it safe and spit out what you ate yesterday!"

"Ah? I've only heard that my aunt's cooking is unpalatable. It shouldn't be so scary, right?"

"Young man, come! Let's make it with me, beat eggs, add powdered sugar, these are still very simple."

Fang Yiyi still underestimated the lethality of my mother, that is, I have antibodies now, and I probably knew how bad it would be before eating it.

If it was eaten by ordinary people, especially the cooking my mother made, the first breast milk after birth may have to be spit out.

"It's not difficult to sift flour and cocoa powder with a sieve, right? Learn to do it with me..."

After the eggs are beaten, use a sieve to add flour. My family still has a lot of ingredients. High-gluten flour is used for bread, low-gluten flour is used for cakes, and ordinary flour is used for cat ears and dumplings.

"And then just stir this up?"

"Yes, but it must be stirred until there are no particles. All cakes are like this. You must remember when you make them at home, otherwise one piece will be a dead glutinous lump."

This is the most important one. Many people like to be lazy about it, and think that it is almost enough, but the consequence of that is that some parts are not fluffy enough, which makes it very unpleasant to eat.

It's fine for home use. If such a big mistake occurs in my dad's restaurant, the chef who makes the cake will almost be fired.

"Finally, add walnuts and raisins, put them in the oven at 170° and bake for three to 10 minutes. I'll go left and you right. I'll compare it then and you'll know. The taste shouldn't be bad."

Because my father is a professional chef, my oven is a built-in large-volume oven, and it is too easy to bake two 8-inch cakes at the same time.

Today should be the first step of Fang Yiyi's successful cooking. After all, I watched Fang Yiyi make it step by step. There is no such thing as too much or too little. Even if the taste is bad, it will not be too bad.

Snapped--

"Hey! Tabby cat!"