Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

It's just that my mother told this through Tina. It seems that she is consulting Tina's opinion, but in fact she said it to Ghost: Zizi and Linlin are about to get engaged, so don't mess with it. ? !

As for the current reaction of You Lin and I, it is a last resort, because only in this way can it match our character design. No one will hear this stuffy head and don't speak. At this time, he must say something to show that he is completely ignorant. Leave the stage to mom to play.

The more noisy we are, the more Ghost knows how far You Lin is from him. The so-called killing and killing, but that's the case, you are 800 years too early to have sex with You Lin!

"You don't know what's the matter? The so-called parents' orders, the matchmaker's words, we can arrange for you to do as we please!"

"Besides, this is just an engagement. We'll talk about it after we get married, but I'll leave it here first. If you dare not get married when you are old, then don't blame Han Xiao and me for being ruthless. We'll tie you up to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

I was clearly threatened, but I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart. Ghost finally couldn't help it, and now his expression was as uncomfortable as eating Xiang.

This is a word that popped out of my mother's mouth, and she also pulled Aunt Han into the water along the way. There is no more reliable promise than this!

In the past, when a man was seeking marriage, if a woman found a match, he would say "the words of a matchmaker for the life of the parents." But if he didn't, it would become "the daughter is unwilling to marry, and she is willing to serve her parents all her life."

Although what You Lin and I are talking about now is a question sentence, but the subconscious meaning is agreed, and no one objected to the engagement.

Chinese culture is broad and profound!

"Then aunt... Ye Xi and Linlin are engaged, what do you want me to do?"

"It's nothing, just can I trouble you to sing a song?"

"Singing? It's no problem! I will definitely come when Lin Lin gets engaged and married. What is singing? I will sing even a hundred songs!"

Tina's eyes lit up when she heard this, and for a moment I thought it was real.

It's still scary for a woman to take up her acting skills, especially in such a script that doesn't need to be responsible. The facial expressions are too rich. Tina's singing and not showing her face is really a big loss for Tianxing...

"It's too early, it's too early!"

I'm happy, but I still have to keep doing what I'm supposed to do. Right now, I'm going to keep rejecting it, and it would be too fake to agree to it neatly.

Although I am fairly tall, You Lin doesn't look like an ordinary high school student, but her age is here after all. At this time, it's a bit too hasty to talk about engagement and marriage.

As for whether Ghost will think my words are showing off, then I don't know. I generally don't do things that hurt others and benefit myself, but if the person who hurts is my rival in love, then I don't care.

"Do you have any reason to say this? Just accompany them for me, honestly finish college, get married first and then start a career, your mother and I have nothing to worry about!"

"When the time comes, Xiaotong will also be with you. Anyway, it's no secret now. At the coming-of-age ceremony, everyone got engaged together. It's really impossible. I'll talk to your parents..."

"Okay! I wanted you to meet for a long time, but I never had the chance!"

Xia Tong didn't have so many scruples, and now her eyes lit up when she heard this.

You Lin and I are fake. Everyone present knows everything except Ghost. It was my mother who said it casually to stimulate him, but Xia Tong is not. She is my serious girlfriend. It's really hidden in the fake, how could Xia Tong not know about it?

Done!Done!Done!It's over!

According to this script, I will become a strict wife in two years. My mother is really planning to get me and Xia Tong engaged. It's not like a joke at all...

"Ye Xi, that's amazing! You should be the first boy I know to hug each other."

Sister Qin gave me a thumbs up. She and my mother are really good at adding fuel to each other. This sword and sword are all stuck in Ghost's heart.

But my expression was very embarrassing. These are all plots that I hadn't rehearsed in my mind before, and now I don't know how to act, so I can only let them go on and on with a few smiles.

"A Tianxing and a Xia clan have all been bumped into by you kid. You said that if the news spread out, how much would others envy you?"

What Sister Qin said is the truth. Now there are many bachelors who are envious of others who have girlfriends, and who have girlfriends who are envious of their good-looking girlfriends.

At my level, that is beyond the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, and I can't be envious.

"I can't do it! I can't do it! The more I talk, the happier I become. I must be drunk today..."

Mom said to fill up her glass of wine. This is really a bloodbath. This person can't drink much wine. In order to hide from Ghost, he is ready to sacrifice himself...

A thousand cups not drunk Lin Xiaomo

"Have you eaten yet?"

"Well, it's almost there..."

"Chewing slowly" and "devouring" are not comparable. Naturally, I eat much faster than You Lin.

And Xia Tong is so enthusiastic, she never stops putting vegetables in my bowl, I don't even need to look up, the old ones will be brought to my mouth after eating the new ones.

"Then why don't you go out for a walk with me? I can't do it alone, I'm about to suffocate here..."

"now?"

Looking at You Lin's swaying right foot, I hesitated for a moment.

It stands to reason that her knee is injured, and she should be locked out now. Besides, she is still eating. Does it seem a little disappointing for us to leave at this time, and will my mother be unhappy?

"Yeah, we've said what we should say and what we shouldn't say. There's no need to stay here now, let's go out and breathe!"

You Lin deliberately lowered her voice, and while speaking, she pouted at me and gestured to my mother.

I just looked down to eat, completely ignoring the situation on my mother's side. It's really amazing to see now, we really don't need to stay here anymore.

After three rounds of drinking, my face is slightly drunk...

Now, the wine color on my dad's face is not heavy enough. Sister Qin's and my mother's cheeks are all red, all the way to the base of the ears. This is a sign that they are on the top!

"How lucky do you think this little bastard has to be, he has met two girls whom no one else can meet!"

"I used to worry about him all the time. He deserves to be a bachelor with a character like him. Now I can finally relax!"

If it was just a symptom at first, then these two sentences should be counted as fact. Mom has a tone of hatred for iron and steel, as if I have committed a big crime, and all the usual complaints to me have been said at this time.

I just don't understand, did I make her worry so much?How old am I this year?

I worry about whether it is too early for me to be a bachelor. According to her statement, my grandmother should also be worried about my father. My father's situation is much more serious than mine. Isn't the family happy now?

"Ye Xi is handsome and has a good personality, it should be..."

In the end, Sister Qin is still good to me. Although it is just a few simple compliments, it may be against my heart, but it sounds comfortable.

I've never seen someone like my mother. How can anyone slaughter their son like this? There are still so many people, can't you save me some face?

"He's handsome? You didn't see him when he was born, he looked like a mouse and couldn't even open his eyes!"

ha? ? ?

Is this a compliment? ? ?

Hearing this, I was stunned for a while, then turned to look at Dad with full of indignation, but all I got was a look that told me not to say more.

After all, my mother is also a top student from a famous university, right?What kind of description is this, no one can open their eyes as soon as they land, Nezha?

And you can't blame me for being ugly. Isn't everyone born ugly? Even Xia Tong is like this. When she was first born, she definitely didn't even have a few hairs. Isn't beauty a thing in the future? ?

I was good-looking when I was a child, and there are not a few people who can’t meet people when I grow up. I’m already very good, at least I haven’t collapsed, and I have inherited some of my dad’s advantages.

"Isn't that in the past, now he looks at least [-]% alike to Brother Ye? I knew it when I saw him for the first time!"

"This is, unlike Shu Yun's dead face, this little bunny's face at least still has joy, anger, sadness and joy."

This time, my mother agreed with Sister Qin's statement, and she didn't stab me again, but my father's expression seemed a little helpless.

The evaluation of "dead face" is much lower than mine. If I say it, it must be called "honor and shame". The same meaning or another way of saying it gives people a completely different feeling, and the person who said this is still my mother and my father. How can such a strict wife dare to say no?

"But this is still not right. Which one of Xiaotong and Linlin is not the arrogant girl of the sky, this brat still has shit luck!"

"Pfft!"

Except for Ghost and my dad, everyone in the room laughed. I've never seen such a son. I'm still not her own.

Now the script should be, I helped her abduct two daughters-in-law with perfect score, shouldn't she cheer for me?I've never been slaughtered like this before. Could it be that this alcohol has pulled out all the words that my mother was holding back in my heart?

no!no!Can't stay here any longer!

"Then what...Mom, it's so boring here, I'll go out for a walk with You Lin and come back soon."

I just suddenly found out now that You Lin went out for a walk not only to relieve loneliness, but also to save my life. My mother no longer likes me, and if I don't go out, I'm afraid I will be eliminated in the future.

I'm still a child after all, I can't stand this kind of grievance, can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

"Sit here for me, what are you eating and walking? You still want to pick up a daughter-in-law and come back? Do you have an idea for Yiyi?"

"Dad, mom is drunk? You don't care!"

Well, that sentence just now was regarded as my fart, my ability to bear is still quite strong, but I really can't accept this sentence alone.

Where does this come from? What does this have to do with Fang Yiyi?

Ghost is now pointing his finger on the screen non-stop. It is estimated that he is searching for information about "Yiyi". Anyway, he is one of the three goddesses of Yinghua High School. The information in the post bar is definitely indispensable. After he finds out Fang When Yiyi was a prosperous daughter...

wrong!He can't find it!

This secret has never been passed out, Ghost will only see that Fang Yiyi is an overly beautiful girl.

And if according to what my mother said, my daughter-in-law is Xia Tong, You Lin, and Fang Yiyi, then I can no longer be called a little white face in the strict sense. Billionaire little rich woman.

"Nonsense, I was never drunk when I was in college, how can I be drunk now?"

"Isn't a thousand cups of sweet wine not drunk? Drink less!"

In my cognition, sweet wine = rice wine = beverage.

Dad probably won't be able to see it now, and he directly snatched the glass of mother's wine. It was obviously just wine, so why could she be so drunk? Sister Qin's face was flushed red, but at least she was still conscious.

"you……"

Seeing that the cup was stolen, my mother's first reaction was to turn around. She looked like she wanted to scold someone, her mouth was half open, but after seeing who it was, she couldn't open her mouth, and she lay limply in my dad's arms.

so far so good……

Although my mother criticized me a little bit, but at least she still knew my father, and she was not too drunk. I couldn't stand this way of showing affection. As a child, I am still very embarrassed. Neither.

"A thousand cups are not drunk, Lin Xiaomo! I have heard of you! The alcohol content of this glass of liquor is 100, even I dare not touch it. If you dare to drink this, I will believe that you are not drunk in a thousand cups!"

???

Looking at the glass of milk that my father poured for my mother, I couldn't help frowning.

He's lying to children here, and he can tell the nonsense about [-] alcohol levels. It's better to drink alcohol directly. Although my mother is unconscious, she can't even see through this kind of trick, right?

"Baijiu? Hehe... It's quite white..."

(?°?°?)

But what I never expected was that my mother actually took this set. She was bored with a glass of milk, and she smacked her lips after she was bored. She probably wondered why the wine didn't taste right.

"Amazing! Awe-inspiring! As expected of a thousand drinks without getting drunk, I just didn't see it clearly, can you give us another drink?"