Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

I agree 100% with You Lin's proposal. We have already killed the most boring time, and the most important opening was smooth under the singing of Tina and Ghost, and there was no trouble in the middle.

The few of us should be able to see them entering the topic when we go down now. In any case, it is my dad and sister Qin's first screen show. It's always good to watch it, and we can also accompany the "lonely" old man under the stage. mom.

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"Wow! Dad is so handsome in formal clothes! And Sister Qin is so pretty..."

"This is a real show, and I don't even want an apron."

I can't refute Xiaoxi's remarks. My dad's looks and Sister Qin's looks are already top notch. Now each person wears a dress. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would believe they were chefs?Must have thought they were walking the red carpet!

And when my dad taught me how to cook, the first thing he did was teach me to wear an apron, and then the posture of holding a knife, but now it's on my body, how can there be a shadow of an apron on the field?

But I can understand it when I think of it as a variety show. People are watching Tina and Ghost and many stars cooking, not cooking. If you really want to learn skills, you can sign up for a class, so you can teach them by hand. ...

So compared to the apron, the dress is undoubtedly more eye-catching, especially Sister Qin's black curly hair like algae slipped down her chest, and the skin in the off-the-shoulder high-fork black evening dress was like snow, and it looked like blooming under the faint light. White lotus, the corners of the skirt are full of diamonds, like countless beautiful morning dew, the pair of jade-like white and slender legs bloomed silently on the stage, and the intensity of sight even surpassed that of Tina and Ghost.

I think Sister Qin's appearance alone is enough to rush to Weibo hot search on the day the show airs. If Xia Shi and Tian Xing are pushing behind, it will only be a matter of time before they occupy the top of the hot search list. This time it's really on fire!

"Because today is the first episode of the show, let's make a more interesting hand-made beef ball. As the name suggests, you can only use the two iron rods in front of you, and no knives are allowed..."

"Ye Xi, how can you do it without a knife?"

Before Sister Qin said anything, Xia Tong asked me questions like a curious baby. She was indeed more like my girlfriend than You Lin who didn't say a word next to me.

"Don't you say it? Use an iron rod!"

Responding to Xia Tong casually, she moved her footsteps a little further.

Where we are standing now, Ghost can see it when he turns his head. I don't want him to turn his head and look over to find that Xia Tong and I were chatting hotly, and then You Lin stood beside him and didn't say a word. That fool knows that. The three of us are tricky...

"But that's a whole piece of meat, what's the use of an iron rod?"

"Don't worry! Look at it..."

People who haven't seen it with their own eyes can't imagine making beef balls with their hands. No matter how much I say now, Xia Tong can't understand it. It's better to leave this question to my dad standing on the stage. Now it's obvious that he wants to help the audience of these stars to demonstrate.

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"It's very important to find your own rhythm when making beef balls with your hands. It's not like an iron rod can be chopped with a few knifes. This is a relatively long process."

Sister Qin explained, while my dad was operating, this person really changed as soon as he touched the cooking, and now his expression was so serious that he was staring at the piece of beef on the cutting board.

"Ye Xi... can this really be broken?"

"Have you seen the God of Cookery? It's the same reason!"

I don't believe Xia Tong hasn't seen such a famous movie. I can think of this scene after a little memory, including the beef balls in Chaoshan.

"I have seen it, but I have not seen it with my own eyes..."

"Then today is an opportunity! Including those costume dramas on TV, didn't people often get beaten up before?"

I know that in the perception of ordinary people, meat can only be cut with a knife, and it is completely unrealistic to use an iron rod or something to mash the meat. As for why I am so clear, it is because I thought the same way before.

The unrealistic premise is that it only takes a few minutes to knock, and once the quantitative change occurs, there will be a qualitative change.

"You think they're done with "swollen"?Many times the meat is broken up, which is why so many people die. "

I used to think it was ridiculous, how can I kill so many people with [-] or [-] sticks, and the spanking is still on the meaty part of the butt. Later, I didn't know until I watched my dad make beef balls. That kind of stick, two or three. Ten sticks are enough to break up human flesh.

You say it doesn't matter if the skin is broken, and it may grow back in two or three days; it doesn't matter if the flesh is lost, it only hurts a little, and a month is enough to make it stop pain; even the most serious amputation, that is, let you move Inconvenience, not life-threatening.

But if the meat is scattered directly on the body, it will be completely different. It is really better to die than life. Unless you dig out the entire buttocks, it will not be better.

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"Hey, hey! Ye Xi! You see the meat is starting to fly..."

"Do you believe it now?"

With my dad's strength, it has only been hammered for 3 minutes now, and the layer on the surface of the beef has already begun to crumble, and I can see the splashing of minced meat here.

"When hammering, the strength must be maintained evenly, and the meat will gradually become mashed. There is a Chinese word called skin opening and meat cracking. In fact, this is the situation..."

That's what my dad taught me back then. Now that Sister Qin can say something like this, it's definitely not accidental, she must have learned it from my dad when she was a child.

I was thinking of making something simple in the first episode, but it turns out that it is simple now, but it is physical labor at the beginning. Those stars are probably stupid. I didn't expect these two mentors to be so real.

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"And when you are whipping, you will find that the fascia of the beef is actually slowly exposed, and these need to be removed manually!"

After another 10 minutes, the small piece of beef has almost turned into a meat paste, and what is still glued together is completely relying on the fascia in the meat.

As for my dad and sister Qin, people with discerning eyes can tell that they have been friends for many years, and the tacit understanding is a bit exaggerated.

Sister Qin dared to reach out to remove the fascia while my dad was still under the hammer. This is really not afraid of my dad smashing her hand, and she has 100% trust in my dad.

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"And after you've beaten it, you need to re-strengthen the mashed meat, and then add the right amount of seasoning and cornstarch. Only in this way will the teeth snap and be refreshing."

After removing the fascia, Dad kept throwing the lump of meat in the bowl to achieve the purpose of "strength".

In fact, according to what I think, You Lin said that she was falsifying anyway, so now it can be replaced with the materials prepared in advance. After all, this section will be fast-forward, and it is impossible to show all the process to the audience. At this moment Naturally, there is no need to do so finely.

I just wanted to think so, but I didn't dare to say it, because I knew very well what cooking was unexpected to my dad. It's better to know this kind of scolding yourself. Saying it would be inconsiderate.

"Finally add jelly and shrimp paste to the beef... after kneading it into a ball... a perfect beef ball... and this is how it was born!!"

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When Dad put the beef ball in his hand, not only the stars on the stage, but even the audience also burst into applause, and Mom bore the brunt of it.

After all, my father and my grandfather have been deadlocked for so many years because of this incident. Now, seeing this scene, my mother should be the one with the deepest emotion.

If you want me to say, my dad's status in the cooking industry is actually equivalent to Tina and Ghost's in the entertainment industry. It's just because of professional restrictions that the popularity is not loud enough. Now these applause can fully bear, this is what he deserves of.

"Okay, after reading the practice, we have to do it ourselves. Today's materials are not for nothing, let's take a look at the rules of the game!"

Sister Qin said and clapped her hands, and the scene instantly became restless. My dad's performance is now over, so I'll have to watch these stars later...

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"Ghost is really amazing, one person can beat everyone..."

Now Ghost is the vanguard general on Sister Qin's side, and Tina is my dad's behind-the-scenes military advisor. Although the balance of men and women on both sides is three men and three women, Tina's side seems to be fake, whether it is physical games or brain power. The game was suppressed by Ghost alone, which is an exaggeration!

If you want to use an analogy, then Ghost is now Lu Fengxian with an intelligence score of [-], and Tina is Zhuge Kongming with a full intelligence score. Ghost can play five at a time, but Tina's intelligence is useless, and there are no generals under his command. what.

And now on the field, only her status can be compared with Ghost. Others always feel a little restrained when confronting Ghost, afraid of offending or something...

Perhaps this was also arranged in advance by the show team. The more Ghost wins now, the greater the advantage for Sister Qin's side. Anyway, this is the first episode of the show. Sister Qin's win is definitely better than my dad's.

My dad is already famous now, but Sister Qin is not. She needs a stepping stone so much that others can see her. The victory of this first episode is this stepping stone!

"There's no way to do that. Strictly speaking, he has no shortcomings. How could those oily niche students be his opponents?"

"Feel……"

While You Lin raised Ghost, she also belittled the idol star standing above. They have tens of millions of followers on Weibo whichever one they pull out, but at this moment, You Lin can't get enough of them.

And to get such a high evaluation from You Lin, Ghost is definitely the first to break the ground. Before I met Ghost, I never believed that there were perfect people in the world, whether it was Xia Tong or Fang Yiyi, they all had personality flaws. , let alone a mere mortal like me, I can't count all the shortcomings.

But Ghost is indeed an outlier. If nothing else, just because of his appearance and status, he has not had a rumored girlfriend for so many years since his debut. This is already a very exaggerated thing. I don’t think there is a second man in the entertainment industry. As for a person's self-discipline to this point, I don't need to say much about the advantages of personality. He was able to get Xia Tong's appreciation just now, which also reflects a lot of things from the side. He really only likes You Lin. Otherwise, it is impossible for him not to care about Xia Tong's appearance...

"Ye Xi~~ Ye Xi~~"

The corner of his clothes was pulled hard, and his first reaction was not to see what happened to Xia Tong, but to see if Ghost on the stage was looking this way.

After confirming that Ghost couldn't get out of the game, I was relieved, but there was inevitably some accusatory emotion in my tone.

"Ancestor! What's wrong?"

I've told Xia Tong more than once that I must keep a distance from me today, why can't this person listen, in case Ghost saw it just now, didn't it blow up? ?

In the vast majority of cases, there can be no pure friendship between the opposite sex. Of course, You Lin Fang Yiyi and I are a special case. There really is a pure friendship between us.

But Ghost wouldn't think so. If Xia Tong was really my ordinary friend, would she be so pitifully pulling at the corner of my clothes, and in front of my "authentic girlfriend"?

"Although I really don't want to disturb you watching the show, I have bad news for you now..."

"Bad news? What?"

My heart suddenly panicked, Xia Tong doesn't look like she's joking with me now, so what does this "bad news" mean?

"My mother is here, it's almost at the door..."

Xia Tong said and handed her mobile phone in front of me, and there were chat records between her and his mother on it, and the most recent one was 1 minute ago, her mother said that she was coming soon, and asked Xia Tong and me to go out to pick her up.

I just said that when Xia Tong was playing the game just now, how could Xia Tong be so quiet and fiddle with her mobile phone behind her back. It turned out to be chatting with her mother, but...

"I'm done! Why did you really come?"

My head suddenly became bigger. Although Xia Tong's mother mentioned this incident yesterday, I didn't take it seriously at all, I just thought it was the reason why I wanted to stay here.

But now that things actually happened, I realized that I was really unprepared, and this is a big trouble!

"What, is there any problem with Xia Tong's mother coming?"

Seeing that my expression was not quite right, You Lin tilted her head and asked me, Xiaoxi and Tang Tang also cast "caring" eyes at the right time.

But the nature of this matter precludes me from telling the truth.After a moment of hesitation, he casually made an excuse.

"For various reasons, it is difficult for Xia Tong's mother to explain the matter between us, so we can't meet like this. What if it is exposed in front of Ghost?"

In fact, anyone who knows a little about Xia Tong's mother knows that my reason is somewhat unreasonable. Although Xia Tong's mother is a bit domineering, she is not an unreasonable person. If You Lin and I are just cheating, there is no need to hide her. .

But I know very well that Xia Tong's mother came here today not only to watch the recorded program, but more to come to me. Now a discerning person can see that the visitor is not good, how could it make this mess even more chaotic ?

"Let's do this! You guys can help me think of a way to see if I can lure my mother out. It can take 10 minutes or half an hour. They must not meet..."

It was too late to explain too much, so I left the trouble to Xiaoxi and You Lin, and then saw the opportunity of the Ghost game, and led Xia Tong to the door.

Now, I must not let my mother meet Xia Tong's mother, otherwise my mother will not understand the situation, and it will all be over when the time becomes self-defeating!

After all, my mother took Xia Tong's mother to see her as her family, but Xia Tong's mother didn't think so. Who will bear the embarrassment in the end?

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