Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

A look like "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water", with eyes closed and head raised, small mouth pouted and chest raised, how can there be any fear of me?

"Ancestor, what do you want to do?"

I don’t know if it’s Northeast or Henan, but I’m no longer in the mood to speak Mandarin. If you force me like this again, I’ll give you a few Wuyue dialects.

"I don't want to do it, but Lin Jin wants to see Snow White, so you can't satisfy her as a brother?"

"Then you should wear it yourself, dear little princess Xia!"

Look at this face first, then look at this figure, it is a natural clothes rack, and Princess Fan also fits her personality perfectly, why do you want me to take a mouse in this dog?

"It's too big, I'll break down if I wear it!"

Oh!Yes, forget about it!

She was prepared to wear it for me from the beginning, how could she make such a low-level mistake.

Her height is only considered tall among girls, but she is half a head shorter than me. If the clothes of 180 are worn on her, it is estimated that she can wear the effect of a rag.

"You are really my ancestor, why do you have to wear women's clothes?"

She plays a rogue with me like this, I really can't do anything about her, and I can't really give her to that, she will be cut into sausages.

"Not only me, but also Xiaoxi and You Lin!"

"Hoo-you're amazing!"

No wonder...

I just said why the attitude of those two people is so strange, especially Xiaoxi, I wish I would go out with Xia Tong immediately, dare to discuss it?

"I really want to beat you now!

She took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down. Xia Tong was not Xiaoxi. After the "beating", something was going to happen, and she would be regarded as a flirt.

"It's not that I won't let you beat me, I can't bear to blame me??"

His arms were naturally wrapped around my neck, and he tiptoed and licked my lips.

Since when did Xia Tong and I kiss so naturally?I can't remember anymore...

"But I'm really not suitable for this, shall we change it?"

How can I wear women's clothes?

Let's not talk about whether it is suitable or not at the physical level, and it is completely unacceptable at the psychological level. The shame of this women's dress is beyond the table, and it is still a princess dress now? !

"But this is the wish of little sister Lin Jin, and your appearance can be said to be a little white face?"

"No? Can we change the word?"

I know what Xia Tong means, she is complimenting me that my complexion is not so dark and the skin on my face is not so rough.

But Xia Tong may be a "little rich woman" now, but I will never admit that I am a little white face. This name is too awkward, and I feel uncomfortable all over.

"Then... a big white face?"

"Stop it? It's not as good as Xiao Bailian!"

What am I supposed to do now?

If she wants to refuse Xia Tong, she has no choice. She is not afraid of me at all. If she is in a hurry, she is afraid that she will be really angry.

"Don't worry! I will help you with makeup, even if it's that week... Zhou... Zhou, what's going on?"

I was in high spirits a second ago, but the more I talked, the less confident I became. In the end, I could only pitifully ask me for help.

"Zhou Qi!!!"

I don't understand, are these two words so difficult to remember?

Then what will she do in the future when she enters the society? As she is, she will definitely know all kinds of boys. I can't really let me accompany her all the time. Let me help her remember the boys' names, right?

"Yes! Even if it's a boy like Zhou Qi, I can make him so charming."

"Then should I praise you now?"

If you want to make Zhou Qi look charming, the workload is a bit heavy. To be precise, it can no longer be considered makeup, and plastic surgery should be better.

With his skin tone alone, if he wants to reach Xia Tong's current level, I think I'll need two boxes of foundation alone.

"That's not necessary..."

"No? Do you have Ultraman's leather case? I'll get one?"

It doesn't matter if I don't show my face, it's not a problem for me to volley and somersault.

Besides, this Snow White was originally "tricked" by Xia Tong, what if Lin Jin also liked Ultraman?

And to be honest, I really want to try the feeling of being in a holster, which can be considered a fulfillment of my childhood hero dream.

"No! How can you go back on what you promised to do?"

I'm obviously young, but now I'm actually posing as a lesson to me, what's the point? !

"You figure it out! That's what you promised, and I haven't spoken from beginning to end!"

When did I promise, did it have a dime relationship with me?

I came here to help Xia Tong, not to cos with Snow White, and I'm still locked in the car now, calling Tian Tian not to, and to earth not working.

"But we're a family! What's mine is yours, what's yours is mine, and what I promise is naturally yours!"

"sophistry!"

Obviously I have a girlfriend like Xia Tong, I should be very happy, why am I so tired now, I just want to lie down on the sofa and move still.

"Try it~ Try it~ Just treat me as begging you, okay?"

"Don't do this! It's terrifying!"

My body twisted and twisted on me, and I deliberately spoke to me in a whistling tone, and my goosebumps instantly rose.

Attacking people doesn't come like this, but it's so excessive that they use mental attacks instead. This is not in line with the humanitarian spirit!

"You tell me the truth now, do I have the right to refuse?"

As long as Xia Tong opens her mouth to beg me, I really can't refuse other than murder and arson. When this girl sells miserably, my heart softens. It's the same as treating Xiaoxi, but it's different from Xiaoxi.

What's more, I have eaten people's lips, and they all say that they are short-handed and soft-mouthed. I have to do something now, right?

"Yes, I'm not a fascist. Are you willing to force you if you don't want me?"

"and then?"

What if I didn't know what she was like, and I was moved by accident?

"Anyway, if you refuse, you won't be able to go out..."

He muttered in a low voice, speaking very fast, if it weren't for my good ears, I could hardly hear it clearly.

Yeah!This is Xia Tong!

She doesn't care what I think, she must be both soft and hard.

"bring it on!"

"what?"

"Give me makeup, do you still want me to dress up?"

Ah for what?It must be putting on makeup first, I don't want to sit here for ten minutes wearing that thing!

"Oh oh oh! Come on!"

thump—

Watching Xia Tong take out the remote control from her chest, she just pressed a button, and the "wall" on the opposite side began to slowly rise, revealing a whole face of cosmetics hidden inside.

This girl... she really knows how to hide. With such a big remote control, you can't feel the panic in your chest? !

Makeup guru

"Close your eyes and be obedient!"

"Don't you get the mirror out?"

Looking at Xia Tong's eagerness to try, I really have no confidence in my heart.

There was a huge mirror that had just been shown before me along with the cosmetics, similar to the floor-to-ceiling mirrors in the clothing store, and it was enough to see a person's whole face.

But Xia Tong was better, I easily pressed the remote control, and I could only watch the mirror retract "into the wall".

Now, in the whole makeup process, I can't even see the progress. Even if Xia Tong draws a turtle on my face in the middle, I will be foolishly kept in the dark, and I still think how good-looking I am...

"I won't hurt you! Look at how boring my makeup is, and I'll give you a big surprise at the end!"

As I said that, I took down a lot of bottles and jars from the "cosmetic wall", which seemed to be used on my face.

Ask yourself, I have never used anything related to my face except facial cleanser in my life, and I can be considered a straight man of steel.

Before, Xiaoxi always wanted to put a mask on me, but I was sternly refused, and he belonged to the kind of boy who didn't know how to maintain it at all.

If it weren't for the good genes of my parents, my face would have been riddled with holes.

"Xia Tong, I may not really be suitable for women's clothing."

Obviously, she made up her mind and didn't want to make unnecessary struggles, but now that Xia Tong really got started, she was still a little grumpy.

When I think of wearing that kind of clothes later, I feel an indescribable feeling of disgust. It may be acceptable physically, but there is a real problem psychologically. What if I wear a mental illness?

"Why isn't it suitable? Some people even change their clothes when they get married..."

I know what Xia Tong said, that is, girls wear suits and boys wear wedding dresses, but that's only for wedding photos, right?

When it's time to take the oath, don't you still have to change it, the girl's suit has no sense of beauty and haze.

Even if they took [-] steps back and said, they are also for creativity and fun, but Xia Tong's starting point is not at all. She is just trying to trick me, or stepping on the watermelon skin and slipping it.

"And Xiaoxi will laugh at me for the rest of my life!"

I can think of the scene in the orphanage now, Xiaoxi must be very excited, waiting eagerly for "Snow White" to enter, holding a belly of bad water and ready to laugh.

Maybe even the video recording function of the mobile phone is turned on. The first thing to do when I get home is to ask my mother for credit and show her the wonderful pictures I took.

As soon as I entered women's clothing, it was as deep as the sea, and since then I have become a passerby. I don't like this kind of life experience very much.