Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Because of this, she doesn't know how many books she has read. Our bedside is still full. When other couples are chatting at the bedside, Fang Yiyi and I are thinking about what milk powder and what to wear for our children in the future. clothes, and in what order should they be educated.

To be honest, those parenting books are really exaggerated. Raising a baby is like raising a prehistoric creature. Everything should be sterile, everything should be organic, and everything should be sterilized.

But in my impression, my mother is very casual, cooking is the same as cooking poison, didn't I also grow up safely?

So I was very resistant to Fang Yiyi's idea at first, I was afraid that she would turn into the rigid look in the book.

But the tradition of the Ye family is strict control of wives. I soon realized that my mentality of "being a father easily" was completely defeated before Fang Yiyi's mentality of being a "scientific mother". I can recite the information back and forth.

Now, apart from having no experience in childcare, theoretical knowledge must be richer than those of ordinary confinement nanny.

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Ye Chen and Ye Cheng were definitely not allowed to stay in a place like the hospital for a long time. After all the required examinations were done, Fang Yiyi was allowed to rest under the doctor's care for a few days before taking them back. Family.

Two or three months later, the two children finally reborn. Even Xiaoxi himself said that when these two little things grow up, their appearance must be at the level of evil spirits, and even she is ashamed of herself, which is undoubtedly very high. 's evaluation.

It stands to reason that by this time, they should be able to wash away the evaluation of being ugly.

But good luck makes people. Today, Fang Yiyi, Xiaoxi, and I were visiting the cradle to see the two children sleeping. Xiaoxi actually said such a sentence.

"Brother, no! These two little things are so cute, their faces are like meat buns, I want to take a bite."

At first, I didn't think there was anything unusual about this sentence, until I reached out and poked their bulging faces. Although I received Fang Yiyi's scorn, Xiaoxi's words were deeply imprinted in my heart. Is it fermenting dough?

Fang Yiyi just came out of the shadow of "the children are ugly", but I fell into it inexplicably.

"It shouldn't be... I usually eat rice cereal, how can I be so chubby?"

In the past, when Fang Yiyi was not pregnant, she would always arrange my desk, and arranging it myself would make her angry. Over time, I developed the habit of relying on her.

But today is different. Yesterday, I needed to hold a meeting with people from the European branch remotely. Thinking that Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi were taking care of the children, I decided to organize it myself.

Originally, I only planned to clear a small area, but I just rummaged through it and picked out a half-eaten packet of biscuits, a packet of wet tissues, and a pair of unused diapers from the pile of documents. In frustration, I had to move to the living room to solve it.

Fang Yiyi has developed a habit of not tidying up. Now it seems that it is time to change it. I am afraid that no one will help me organize my desk in recent years.

"Could it be that breast milk is too nutritious? Why don't we reduce it a little more next time?"

Because of my work, I rarely cook now, and Fang Yiyi's cooking skills are inherited from my mother, so Xiaoxi is usually in charge of the family, and Fang Yiyi helps by the side.

But since these two little ancestors, the staple food at home has become rice cereal, the world is big and the child is the oldest.

Xiaoxi often digs a mouthful of rice paste and delivers it to the mouths of the two little ancestors, and when they open their mouths to eat, they shrink the spoons, making them scream with anger, but Xiaoxi is laughing happily.

Just imagine, every time I came back from the company, I thought there was a table of hot meals at home, but every time I opened the door, it was a pot of hot rice cereal.

Because Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi were girls, they had a good time eating. My dad also brought over some milk-promoting meals every day. The daily meals for the two of them were still guaranteed.

But I'm a big man, can't eat salmon, dates, oats, pig's trotters, soy milk or something every day?It must be a second development!

The dignified general manager of Rongsheng actually spends his days at home with rice paste, how miserable!

"Don't talk nonsense, how old is this? Didn't you read that children should eat fatter? When they grow up, they naturally lose weight. You don't let them eat enough now. What if they don't grow taller in the future? You are responsible for what!"

After being scorned by Fang Yiyi again, I now have to recognize a reality.

The one who used to run out and asked me with a smile on my face why I got off work so early today... Is the company tired... Now I am hungry... Would you like to find something to eat... Would you like to pour a glass of water for you? You drink... Fang Yiyi like this no longer exists, and my family status has plummeted.

"Go, warm up the milk that was in the fridge, they're about to be hungry."

"Oh~~~"

Fang Yiyi's Parenting ([-])

In ancient times, there was a saying that "a woman without talent is a virtue", so at that time it was almost enough for a daughter's family to be able to recognize a few characters. Many people started to learn female celebrity early.

But in this era, such backward thinking has long been gone. Boys need to be talented, girls need to be knowledgeable and reasonable, and have a sense of poetry and literature, so Fang Yiyi also attaches great importance to the education and enlightenment of the two babies.

According to the education in parenting books, the best age for young children to learn oral language is between 2-3 years old, and foreign language learning should not exceed 4-5 years old at the latest.

Because children learning foreign languages ​​at this time will not be confused with their own languages, so our family has always been a combination of Chinese and Western languages. Not only did the two little boys not resist, but they also learned very quickly. In English, anyone who stumbles can say a lot.

As for the time after dinner every day, in addition to the animation promised to them, the rest is Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi's "Three Character Classic Education" time.

The Three Character Classic is based on a wide range of materials, including the astronomy and geography of traditional Chinese culture, human ethics, loyalty and filial piety, and so on. some folklore.

The so-called "Familiar with the Three-Character Classic, one can know the events of the past", but for historical reasons, the Three-Character Classic will inevitably contain some spiritual dross and artistic flaws.

So at the beginning, Fang Yiyi really hesitated whether to use this to educate children, but after comparing it in every possible way, he still felt that the Three Character Classic has its unique ideological value and cultural charm, and began to selectively instill thoughts on the two treasures.

"Rong is four years old, can make Li, younger brother and elder, Yi prophet..."

"Dust, orange! Do you know what that means?"

I leaned on the sofa to watch the news, while Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi knelt on the blanket in front of me and sang a harmony. The two little boys bit their fingers, and then they all shook their heads blankly.

"When Kong Rong was four years old, he knew to give big pears to his elder brother to eat. This kind of respect and love for elder brother is something everyone should know since childhood..."

Fang Yiyi explained the meaning to them softly, but before the words were finished, Cheng Cheng pursed his lips and cried out with a wow.

"what happened?"

Don't talk about me now, even Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi are at a loss.

I saw all the scene just now, and they didn't say anything to make Cheng Cheng cry. It's not like drinking milk when it's so big, right?

"I'm the youngest in the family, so I can only eat the youngest from now on."

Orange Orange burst into tears and said sobbing.

I just wanted to pick her up and wanted to explain to her that it’s not just about giving up the big ones, but the brothers and sisters need friendship and humility, but there is one pair of hands that is faster than me. embraced in his arms.

"It's okay, I'll give you my pears in the future, so you have two pears..."

When Chengcheng heard what her brother said, she stopped crying immediately.

And we watched the little brat's milky voice comforting others, and now we are both relieved and want to laugh.

"It's okay! Auntie will give you a better attention and let your parents have another one, so that you are not the youngest."

Before Xiaoxi finished speaking, I picked up a pillow and smashed it over here. How dare you come up with bad ideas? !

Anyway, I don't plan to let Fang Yiyi have any more children. It's like walking before the gate of hell. Now that one son and one daughter has been completed.

"No, I just want a younger sister, Orange!"

"I only want a big brother!"

But what I didn't expect was that the attitude of these two little brats was so firm.

"It's over, brother! How did you give birth to this one brother and one sister?"

Xiaoxi looked at the sky silently, and now I'm afraid I want to find a piece of tofu to bump into, but now the person who is the least qualified to say this is probably her, even Fang Yiyi can't help but reach out and poke her forehead.

"Are you qualified to say that? Aren't you also by your brother's side?"

"Why, I'm relying on Sister Yiyi's side~~"

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Time passed by like a horse, and in a blink of an eye, it was time for the two cubs to go to kindergarten.

It stands to reason that the first day should be a memorable day, but judging from Fang Yiyi's current expression, it seems that the first day did not go very smoothly.

"Okay, I understand, thank you teacher..."

"what happened?"

Ever since I met Fang Yiyi ten years ago, I have rarely seen her really angry, the corners of her eyes are always smiling, how could she be so serious now?

"Xiaoxi, bring the dust down!"

"What's wrong? Did the little bunny get into trouble?"

Fang Yiyi didn't even bother to respond to me, this is already a red alert!

Now let Xiaoxi take the little brat downstairs again, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the little brat is in trouble.

But how old is he, shouldn't he be old enough to bully others?

Dengdeng! !

"Do you know what I called you to do?"

After Ye Chen was brought down by Xiaoxi, Fang Yiyi actually tapped the coffee table with his knuckles, which really scared even me.

This kid can't really get into trouble, can he?

"Know!"

"Know that you are still so righteous?"

This is because Fang Yiyi is a good-tempered mother. If she is a little bit grumpy, she will probably slap this little bastard when she talks about it.

"Sister Yiyi, what is he doing?"

Now not only Xiaoxi is curious, but I am also curious.

Today is just the first day to go to kindergarten. What can the little bastard do to make Fang Yiyi so angry?Actually let the teacher call home in person!

"You let him speak for himself!"

"Come here, why did you make your mother angry on the first day you went to kindergarten?"

When Fang Yiyi was pregnant, I always felt that our family's identity in the future must be a strict father and a loving mother.

But now that I'm busy with work, Yan's father and mother have become bullshit. Usually, it's Yan's mother and his aunt. My identity is not fixed, and Yan Ci can handle it.

"..."

"What the hell did he do?"

Seeing Ye Chen's delay in answering, Xiaoxi and I can only cast doubtful eyes on Fang Yiyi, but Fang Yiyi didn't say a word, just showed me a paragraph of what the teacher sent me.

"Ye Chen took off the pants of the three little boys and drew turtles on the dick."

Without photos, I'm afraid it's inconvenient, but I can imagine that kind of picture.

I just said how this kid can use his pencil so fast, he can't write a few words a day, and the pencil case is actually clean.