Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"By the way! Brother, you have to quickly choose your name. When I just came here, there was a master outside who was telling fortunes and taking characters."

"Your brother has already taken it~~"

Just when I wanted to answer Xiaoxi, Fang Yiyi said something to "help" me, but what Xiaoxi got was an almost terrified expression.

"When did this happen?"

"When I was just pregnant, your brother kept hiding it from you, so he wouldn't let me say..."

Fang Yiyi is the kind of person who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the fun of.

It's because she has a big belly now, otherwise don't blame me for killing flowers, and if she has the strength to get out of bed after that, I will be considered a loser.

"Okay! Brother! You're playing with fire, hurry up and tell me what it's called? Otherwise, don't blame me for talking!"

Xiaoxi didn't have the self-consciousness to be a younger sister at all, and she didn't have the self-consciousness to be an aunt soon. Now, she came up to pinch my nose in a particularly unruly manner, as if I wouldn't let me go if I didn't tell her.

And Fang Yiyi, the culprit, is now leaning on the bed and watching all this contentedly, and seems to have forgotten how skilled my dragon claw hands are. Every time the person begging for mercy is not her, right?

"Husband! Just tell Xiaoxi, it doesn't make sense to hide it from her. What if she tells our parents and our mothers?"

Hearing this, Fang Yiyi gave Fang Yiyi a "savage" look, doesn't she know who caused this situation now?

"That's right! Just tell me! I'm sure I won't say anything! Is it okay~~ okay?"

I really couldn't resist the double blow of Fang Yiyi and Xiaoxi, and now I can only raise my hand obediently and surrender.

"Okay, okay! Can't I admit defeat... Ye Chen, Ye Cheng..."

Fang Yiyi's Parenting ([-])

"Our family's tradition is really the same as before? Is it chen or cheng? Front nasal and back nasal?!"

"Dust of dust, orange of orange."

When I said this, I covered my ears. Based on my understanding of Xiaoxi for more than 20 years, there is no suspense about what will happen next.

But after waiting for five seconds, Xiaoxi didn't respond, and I couldn't help but wonder in my heart whether I was treating the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

I tried to put my hands down, but just as my palms left my ears, Xiaoxi's sharp voice came from the bedside.

"Can you say that again???"

"Be quiet, don't make Yiyi rest..."

I haven't been able to defend it for a long time. I should have known that this girl Xiaoxi will not give up until she achieves her goals. She should tuck a piece of paper into Fang Yiyi and me's ears.

"No, I won't tell you about the orange of the orange, okay, it sounds pretty good, the dust of the dust is too "cheap", right?The surname is Ye, are you a biological father? "

"There's nothing wrong, just tell him to be as low as dust. Are there still few rich second-generation people who have been raised these days?"

In Chinese people's cognition, the name is a kind of expectation from the parents, both literally and figuratively.

Some people want their children to have a long journey, so they use the name of Pengcheng, and some people want their daughter to be happy and safe, so they use the name of An An. Chinese people especially enjoy these meanings, because these meanings give people a sense of good luck and health.

Take Li Shimin, for example. When Li Shimin was 4 years old, a gentleman who claimed to meet each other said to his father Li Yuan: "This child's appearance as a dragon and a phoenix, the appearance of the emperor, his age and crown, will surely help the world and the people." Name him Shimin.

When he grew up, he became popular among the people. When he was young, he showed the ability to help the world and the people. Later, he persuaded Li Yuan to name him against the Sui Dynasty, occupy Chang'an, and establish the Tang Dynasty.

Now that's what I'm thinking too, that's what I expect from him.

"Sister Yiyi, do you agree?"

"Why don't you agree, I think your brother's idea is very good~~"

Fang Yiyi opened his mouth to drink the porridge, but the "paws" were pinching on my face restlessly. Xiu Enai didn't consider Xiaoxi's single dog's thoughts at all.

When I came up with this name, the first person to tell it was Fang Yiyi. She was really unhappy at that time, and the reason was just as Xiaoxi said.

One "Ye" and one "Chen" are too "cheap" as names. Our son will inherit the existence of Rongsheng in the future, so his name should be more grand.

But after listening to my reasons, Fang Yiyi agreed. It is because the starting point of this kid is too high, so the way we choose our names should not follow the trend.

Later, she also came up with the name Ye Cheng, saying that the glorious tradition of the Ye family cannot be lost.

In the beginning, Fang Yiyi actually wanted to use "chen" or "chen", which is also considered to be in harmony with the word "chen", just like "xi" and "xi", but the order of heaven and earth was changed.

But the girl couldn't hold these two words, so she took the next step and took the word "orange".

As for the name of the atmosphere...is the word "Xuan" enough?

The meaning in the name is temperament, elegance, nobility, and gentleness, but what's the use of not being a human being?

Fang Yiyi and I have already seen a failure, our son must not go back to his old ways, and I will never let Rongsheng be his backer.

"It's over! Sister Yiyi was also broken by you!"

"Little girl, what do you know? This kid was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, and the word "dust" is the biggest expectation I and your sister Yiyi have for him, understand? "

"It doesn't matter whether I understand it or not, the key is whether the old people understand it or not. Don't talk about it before you get registered, or they will definitely not agree if they know that you have chosen this name."

Because Xiaoxi is the same age as us, and likes to walk around behind our buttocks all day, it is much easier to persuade her.

As for the old ones...

"I still don't agree with them. Jinyu, Jiayi, Xiuqi, Xuyao, we both refused!"

I admit that when these people named their names, they really put a lot of effort into it, but Fang Yiyi and I have the same opinion. Simple names are not bad for the street. Felt convoluted.

But a few of them still choose the names they like. Although the grade is [-] times better than that of Zixuan and Haoyu in the current bad street, Fang Yiyi and I still can't accept it.

"Then you didn't say it when they chatted last time?"

"Bullshit, do I dare? You didn't see their posture. The Book of Songs and the Analects of Confucius have all been brought out."

If I dared, then I wouldn't have to choose a name and hide it from them.

Now before the account is registered, I will not tell them this news even if I die.

Fang Yiyi is so precious now, they will definitely not come to trouble Fang Yiyi, then the final result is nothing more than coming to me for a wheel battle, who can bear this?

"Anyway, I think you're playing with fire. If they knew you had such a name, they would definitely not let you go."

"Young! When they found out, I had a good household registration, and my name was cheap and easy to support. Isn't this much better than "leftover dogs"? "

I just want to "suppress" my son now, and I am completely relieved that the education in the future will be handed over to Fang Yiyi.

If nothing else, respecting people is the minimum, and I won't despise everything because of my identity, otherwise I will use a stick to educate me.

"Besides, this name is low-key and low-key, and low-key is luxurious. You are new to it, and you will hear it after reading it a few times..."

"Little guy, your dad gave you such a name because he didn't have a nickname. Think about it, in the future we will call your sister Chengzi, and you will only be called a bastard~~"

But Xiaoxi is ignoring me now. After sitting on the other side of the bed, he put his hand on Fang Yiyi's stomach dishonestly.

Regarding this point, our family actually has three grades now. My mother is usually separated by the quilt, and Xiaoxi can put her hand in it. Not to mention my words, I can touch Fang Yiyi, and I can touch it everywhere. touched.

hiss~~~~~~

"What? Are you going to give birth?"

Seeing Fang Yiyi's painful expression, my whole body became nervous, and my hand was on the button on the bedside in an instant.

As long as Fang Yiyi nodded, the medical team prepared by her father would arrive within half a minute.

"No, he kicked me..."

"It scared me to death, can you just shut up, you're going to "spark discord" as soon as you come. "

He breathed a sigh of relief, and threw the black pot on Xiaoxi for no reason.

If she hadn't just "incited quarrels" and stimulated the little brat in Fang Yiyi's belly, would the brat move around?

"I don't know if he can hear it~~ Don't worry, even if everyone calls you bastard in the future, I will call you Xiaochen, okay?"

While stroking, Xiaoxi whispered softly while sticking to Fang Yiyi's belly. After speaking, he looked at Fang Yiyi with a hopeful look.

"Sister Yiyi, how's it going? Are you calmer?"

"Ok!"

In fact, I can see that Fang Yiyi's brows are still frowning, but in order to reassure Xiaoxi, she told a white lie.

If it were changed to the past, I would definitely be scolded by Xiaoxi for such a tough way of throwing the pot, but now this situation is difficult to explain in words, a bit similar to the way humans talk to pets.

Whether the two little cubs can understand is their business, but what Xiaoxi thinks is Xiaoxi's own business.

"Little bastard, he's still not stable in his mother's womb, let's see how I'll beat him when he comes out!"

Snapped--

"Then you should smoke yourself first..."

As soon as he said a cruel word, he was hit hard on the back of the head.

In fact, with my current status, there are very few people who can talk to me on an equal footing, let alone those who beat me up?

"Mom and dad, why didn't you make a sound when you came here? Sleep a little longer, I'm enough here, you don't need your help."

I had my back to the door, and I was forgiven for not seeing it, but it was impossible for Xiaoxi not to have seen it. She would be punished if she didn't tip me off!

"Would we be able to hear what you just said? Are you very daring?"

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously..."

Tiger poison still doesn't eat offspring, I'm finally going to be a father, how can I teach him a lesson?

Of course, the premise is that he doesn't make his mother and sister angry.

"It's good to know that it's a joke. When I was pregnant with you, I suffered more than when I was pregnant with Xiaoxi. If I want to teach you a lesson, I will teach you now!"

Feeling embarrassed, I don't know what to say. I already have experience with me. Isn't it easy to be pregnant with Xiaoxi?

If Xiaoxi was the elder sister, the situation might be different at this time...

"How about dinner today, have you eaten?"

After my mother sat down by the bed, Fang Yiyi felt like she was facing a big enemy, and gently pinched me under the quilt with her left hand.

"Well, don't worry, when has Yiyi ever worried you?"

As he spoke, he used a spoon to reconcile in the porridge bowl, only to see no rice grains in the rice soup.

Now it is rude to say that since the first time my mother met Fang Yiyi, Fang Yiyi has never made my mother worry about it. She is the most worry-free daughter-in-law in the world.

As Fang Yiyi's belly became bigger and bigger, her appetite became smaller and smaller, and the rice grains in the bowl had basically disappeared, barely meeting the rules that my mother set for us.