Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Is it really a zoo?!"

"..."

That's right, this is the only thing I found in You Lin's diary that can help her fulfill her wish.

"How long has it been since we came to this place? Almost seven or eight years? Isn't it a surprising place?"

"Ye Xi is amazing! I usually don't have time to come here, I love you so much..."

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you too~~ My childhood sweetheart is joking with you?"

my sister can't be that stupid

After buying the ticket, I let You Lin hold my arm, and the two walked straight from the entrance.

Obviously no one spoke, and there was no communication during the process, but the two of them didn't stop for a moment when they passed by other areas, and they walked towards the most crowded place in the entire park tacitly.

"Ye Xi! Pandas!!!"

You Lin pointed to the front glass and said so with a cheerful smile.

Taking a closer look, there is indeed a panda house right in front of it, with a big signboard hanging high. I was worried all the way whether You Lin would suspect it, but I didn't care about the distance under my feet.

"This is where I'm going to take you, to see if the pandas are all relaxed? And I guess you like it too, right?"

I played a little tricky in this sentence, and told You Lin very far-fetchedly that I came here because I wanted to relax. As for girls like You Lin, I like it just incidentally.

But You Lin didn't care at all, she said "Panda! Panda!", while pulling my arm and pushing forward desperately, forcing me to act as a flower protector, grabbing the best viewing position very rudely, and then Putting your arms on the glass can not only prevent You Lin from being touched by other people, but also prevent people who think the same as us from pushing us away.

Those parent-child families around me are far inferior to me in terms of combat effectiveness, so this position is contracted by me today.

"You said you were going to see the pandas, why don't you bring Xiaoxi and the others with you? Why do you need to hide this from them?"

"Student You Lin, you misunderstood your priorities. I came out to relax. Watching pandas is just a concrete act. How can I complain to you when Xiaoxi and the others come?"

Whether You Lin listened to what I just said, I couldn't help but have such a question in my mind.

"But you haven't complained to me now!"

"That's because the atmosphere is good now. When I rest later, I have a lot of complaints to send to you. Do you think you can escape?"

"Yes! Yes! When did I say I was going to run away?"

You Lin only has pandas in her mind, and it is difficult for her to look at me when she is talking.

"But you should have told me in advance that I didn't even have a camera with me."

"Can't the phone work?"

"The photos taken by the mobile phone are not good! Forget it! Let's make do with it..."

If You Lin's words were heard by those mobile phone manufacturers, she would probably be pissed off.

The biggest thing they update every year is the camera. As a result, they can only fool those light users. For You Lin, who is not bad at money, the quality of the photos is the highest. As for the inconvenience, it is not in her consideration at all. .

And I looked at You Lin's side face, and it was the first time in my life that I saw her so excited. Just like this, I felt that it was great to bring her here today.

Obviously I think I am You Lin's best friend, but if I hadn't read You Lin's diary, I wouldn't even know what You Lin wanted most, I would be a waste!

Just as I was cursing myself inwardly, a panda walked towards the glass, the distance between You Lin and You Lin was only a few meters away.

"Ye Xi! Look at how big this panda is!"

"It's really fat~~ When I watched it on TV, I thought the panda was very cute, but when I saw it up close, I felt that the panda was very heavy. Every step I took, the fur on my body was dangling. It must feel good when I rub it! "

My sincere words were particularly harsh to You Lin, and the unhappy bull gave me a blank look.

"That's not called fat! That's called cute!"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Cute!"

The injustice in the world is nothing more than this. Pandas are the happiest creatures in the world. They have been taken care of in every possible way since they were born, and they eat and drink well. Even if they don’t have a girlfriend when they get old, there will be someone to help their spouse, and they will become fat. cute.

Why do human beings have to work every day, if there is a next life, I will also be a panda!

Just as I was thinking this way, You Lin led me to the front, another panda was eating, obviously it was such a hard bamboo shoot, I know better than anyone else as a cook, but when it got into its mouth But like paper, the bite force is amazing.

"As expected of an iron-eating beast."

"..."

You Lin didn't respond to me, she lay on the glass and stared longingly at the panda in front of her, obviously just repeating the steps of peeling and chewing infinitely, but she was fascinated by it.

"You really like pandas..."

"Well, I have no concept of time when I come here, and I feel a little guilty for having to trouble other people to wait for me, so I seldom come with others."

"Then I won't have any psychological pressure when I wait for you?

"Of course!"

"So thick-skinned!"

Having said that, I am very happy.

No one hates that they are special in the hearts of others, of course I am the same

"Ye Xi, let's buy some bamboo shoots for dinner later, let's see how delicious they are..."

"Stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots?"

"sure!"

"It's so sexy..."

"what?"

You Lin was stunned after hearing this, and when she turned her head to look at me, her face was full of puzzlement.

"You think, isn't fried pork with bamboo shoots SM?"

"SM?"

You Lin frowned, and it took her a long time to understand what I meant. With a flushed face, she punched me in the chest.

"Do you want to die?!"

"Oh hoo!"

Clutching my chest, I was so strong that I wanted to kneel down and sing Conquer, but because of the crowd, there was no room to kneel down, which was a pity.

"But why do you say that only giant pandas are black and white?"

"The same goes for zebras..."

"Hey! It's looking here!"

You Lin didn't hear what I was saying at all, and waved vigorously at the panda.

But I also know that the panda can't talk to her, and continues to gnaw the bamboo shoots with the same expression. It is a bamboo shoot eating machine without emotion.

"Small knowledge, the food that pandas eat is not nutritious, so pandas spend most of their time eating, otherwise they won't be able to survive."

"is it?"

"Hmm~~ So besides eating, sleeping and playing every day, my life is really happy~~ I must be a panda in my next life!"

Saying her inner declaration again, You Lin also made no secret of her disgust in her heart.

"Ye Xi, your pupils are out of focus~~ What a waste~~"

"Really? That way, I really envy pandas from the bottom of my heart, especially in this situation. It seems that no one cares if pandas have more girlfriends. As long as they can have children, it will be a great joy. I wish I could have it every year* *period, and then two or three every year."

"Your analogy... really..."

You Lin smacked her lips after hearing this, and now she didn't know how to answer my question, she was silent until the end and she simply stopped answering.

"Forget it! Let's go!"

"Didn't you see it?"

You Lin and I only watched it for seven or eight minutes, which is different from her so-called "no sense of time when you come here".

"Looking at it further, I feel that you have no fighting spirit, and you want to turn in and call the panda brothers and sisters."

"That doesn't seem too bad. Someone feeds you every day. The food you can eat without working is the most delicious."

"No! No!"

Hearing this, You Lin shook her head and gave up struggling completely, took my hand and left directly, the vacated excellent location was immediately filled by other people.

"Let's go, find a place to eat, and then let me listen to your complaints, the priority of coming out today can't be reversed~~"

"Don't worry about complaining. We can go shopping again. After all, I would like to ask you to accompany me today. If you are in a bad mood, you may be implicated by my negative emotions."

You Lin and I are thinking about each other now, but what You Lin knows is the smoke bomb I let out on purpose, and then I want to accompany her to complete the things I want to do in the diary, whether it is eating, shopping, or watching movies. It doesn't matter.

The last time the two went shopping alone may have to be back before Ghost came. When You Lin and I went shopping for couple clothes, a year has passed since we mixed together.

"It doesn't matter. I still have confidence in my mentality. Anyway, what you talk about is about Xia Tong and Fang Yiyi. It's trouble for you, but it's fun for me. What's the point of listening to it as a joke?"

"If you say that, I don't want to complain to you..."

Embarrassed smile with mixed feelings in his heart.

I didn't really feel anything when I heard these words before, but now I can only feel that You Lin is forcing a smile. The more she behaves like this, the more uncomfortable I feel.

I really want to clarify the matter directly, but I know in my heart that the relationship between You Lin and me will be very awkward after the clarification. Sooner or later, she will be overwhelmed by this pressure, so it must be avoided.

"Then shall we go home?"

"No! Then I lost a ticket today?"

"Aren't you kidding, let's go eat burgers? I sometimes want to be more normal when I get here."

"Oh, but you..."

Just about to ask You Lin if she can eat, out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a figure that shouldn't be there.

"what happened?"

"I think I saw Xia Tong..."

I frowned and looked behind me. In the blink of an eye, I did see a person standing there who was similar in size and clothes to Xia Tong, but now it disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

I'm blinded?