Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Or wrap it in a plastic bag and bury it under which tree in the backyard?

I searched all possible places where you could hide things in You Lin's room, but I found nothing.

When I was desperate, I even considered whether to go to Fang Yiyi's side to try my luck.

But Fang Yiyi's bedroom is far less safe than You Lin's. Here I heard footsteps one second before, and I can rush back to my room the next second, collapse on the sofa and pretend nothing happened.

"What are you doing?!"

!!!

Hearing You Lin's voice behind him, his heart skipped a beat.

Fortunately, I have a solution to this situation in my plan. I adjusted my expression in a second, and when I turned around, I found You Lin was frowning. This is not good news.

"Why did you come up so soon?"

The only good news now is that I have finished the page, and what You Lin sees is at best me standing in her room in a daze.

"Why don't you come up after dinner? You haven't answered me yet, what are you doing in my room?"

"Well... a mosquito flew here from my room just now, and I want to slap it to death."

In the calmest tone, I told the reasons I made up in advance, and at the same time glanced at the blind corners of the bedroom.

"Are there still mosquitoes this season?"

"It may be left over from the overheating of the air conditioner at home. I was shocked when I saw it just now. It's so big that it's almost mature. If you don't kill us, we will all suffer tonight!"

"Then killed him?"

"No, the light is too bright and blinding. I don't know where I'm flying after blinking. You should pay attention when you sleep at night. It will be bad if you lose your appearance."

Before leaving, I pretended to lie down and blow on the bottom of the bed. If the mosquitoes were below, they would probably fly out because of my actions.

I've made it this far, You Lin shouldn't doubt it, right?

I thought so in my heart, but when I really stood up, You Lin stood at the door and looked at me blankly with her head tilted, her expression was a bit complicated, and she didn't look like she wanted to help me catch mosquitoes.

The moment I wanted to run away, You Lin walked straight towards me, talking while walking.

"That's really dangerous, I'm going to find this 'mosquito' now. "

"Then come on, I'm going to take a shower, and I'll help you when I get back from the shower!"

Turning around with You Lin behind her back, she let out a long sigh of relief, as long as she believes now, it will be fine.

Even if we can't find the damned mosquito by then, we can only blame it for escaping too fast, and it is impossible to blame me for lying about the military information.

But just as I was about to leave, someone grabbed my arm tightly, and I knew who that person was without even thinking about it.

"what?"

"I still want to ask what are you doing? Don't watch me catch mosquitoes?"

"What's so interesting about this? Just let me do an autopsy later..."

"Don't! Isn't it just a matter of a few seconds? Watch it!"

After You Lin finished speaking, she walked all the way to the wardrobe regardless of my blank eyes.

Just when I was wondering what she wanted to do next, You Lin gave me a provocative look, and took out an A4 paper from the bottom of the underwear cabinet. The atmosphere in the bedroom suddenly became awkward, and the corners of my mouth began to Twitching for no reason.

"This is a mosquito?!"

I just said that I searched all over You Lin's room but couldn't find it, so I co-operated with her and stuffed things there.

Did this person guess from the very beginning that I would come to steal, otherwise how could a normal person hide things like this?

Even if I had ten more ambitious leopards, I wouldn't dare to look through You Lin's underwear like this!

"Still pretending! Isn't this the "mosquito" you're looking for? "

"..."

"Fang Yiyi already told me last night, I didn't expect you to observe so carefully, I would have washed my hands twice more when I knew it!"

I was not in the mood to listen to what You Lin said, and I reached out to take the document from her hand, but she seemed to be offended, and slapped it unceremoniously, with a disgusted expression on her face.

"What are you doing?"

"What do you say I am? Didn't you show me this thing?"

"I'm just telling you where this thing is hidden, just to show off your IQ, understand?"

"..."

Hearing what You Lin said, after careful observation, you can indeed read the taste of showing off from her expression.

"But I don't want to hide now. The room is so big, and I can't stare at you all the time. Sooner or later, you will dig it out."

"..."

"So, wait here for me!"

You Lin gave me a "playful" smile, and trotted out holding the documents, but I was already chilling all over my body, I only felt that You Lin's smile just now was full of danger.

After about half a minute...

You Lin came back, still holding a folder in her hand, which is different from the one we usually use, this one of You Lin is very rare in the form of a seal.

"Here! This is a folder customized by Tianxing. It is usually used to hold important contracts. After opening, it can never be restored. There are codes and QR codes in the corner to distinguish and prevent counterfeiting."

"What do you want to do?"

"I want to throw this document in right in front of you."

You Lin did what she said, she didn't even hesitate after speaking, she really threw the document in and sealed it, and then threw it on the desk without thinking about it.

"I just put the things here, and I don't plan to hide them anymore. If you really can't bear it, you can come and see them anytime."

"Then why are you keeping your mouth shut? Isn't it superfluous?"

She was about to reach out to grab it, but just as she raised her arm, You Lin held it down.

"what happened again?"

"There is something to remind you before watching..."

"Tell me, what needs your expression to be so serious?"

"If you read it, the two of us can't be friends anymore, not in this life!"

? !

"Is this a threat?"

I have known You Lin for more than ten years, and this is the first time she has said such harsh words to me, and the reason is only because of a document?

Now ask yourself...

I'm more curious about that document than I'm afraid.

"No! It's just stating a fact that may happen in the future."

"Do you think this might happen in the future? The two of us broke up? You don't have a fever?!"

"If you can't figure it out, you can go and have a look. I guarantee that you will understand what I mean after reading it."

"Do you still dare to watch after you say that?"

"Why don't you dare? Breaking off friendship doesn't necessarily mean bad news, does it? In fact, I really hope that you will go to see it..."

???

"What do you mean? I wish you could break up with me!"

You Lin's words sounded like nonsense to me. If breaking off friendship is not bad news, then what is bad news?

"You will know after reading it, anyway, the folder is there for you to pick~~"

"Come on... can't you tell me a little bit? What did you guys and Xia Tong talk about? Why did you even use ink pad?"

The more You Lin said this, the more I dared not look at it.

She is different from Xia Tong, Xia Tong and I have conflicts that have almost become "everyday", and "fighting at the head of the bed and making peace at the end of the bed" is quite experienced, but it is the first time that we have broken up.

You Lin is my most important friend, there is no such thing as one of them, and I can't bet on this with her if I have the guts, what if I don't get back together after breaking up?Didn't I blow up? !

"Secrets~~ This kind of thing can only be discovered by yourself, but you don't even dare to look at it now, it's better not to know!"

"..."

I feel despised by You Lin, this should not be my illusion.

"By the way... I also gave Fang Yiyi a folder. After you read it, the result will be the same. We may have to break up."

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Is it okay if I don't watch it? Don't always talk about "break up" with me, I'm listening. "

Put up three fingers and swear at You Lin.

There is really nothing to do with such a childhood sweetheart who knows her well. Maybe Fang Yiyi's documents are also stuffed in her underwear. I won't go through them if I am sure.

"So afraid of breaking up with me?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Are you not afraid?"

"Afraid! But this kind of thing can only be obtained if you give up~~"

"What do you mean?"

What do I have if you Lin people are gone?

Want a free life?

That also has to be You Lin is my girlfriend, and I'm tired of her.

"It's okay! Just pretend I didn't say anything. Instead of worrying about what's in that folder, you might as well think about what you're going to do on Xiatong's father's birthday next time. You and Xiatong will be with her parents at that time." Conversation under the nose."

"you know too?"

"Nonsense! Xia Tong was invited in the group, how could I not know?"

"..."

"Brother stinky, your days of misery have just begun, work hard on your own, don't always stare at those little details, Xia Tong hasn't coaxed her well yet, it's thanks to you that you have the mind to care about other things."