Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"How do you know if you don't try? It's better than sitting here waiting to die, right? It's not impossible to stand up slowly by leaning on the wall!"

"Okay! Even if you can stand up, how do you stand in that position?"

Tina is a person who just thinks out what she wants, and the opinions she puts forward are full of loopholes in the true sense.

"I'm sure at the bottom, but You Lin may not be able to support you on the second floor, and You Lin may not be able to climb out on the third floor."

"What you said is wrong. Linlin may not be able to hold on on the second floor, but Linlin will definitely not be able to climb out on the third floor. Which floor do you think Linlin should be on?"

"Okay! That's the problem again... Do you think I can support the two of you by myself? If I fall down, you will be gone?"

I still "appreciate" Tina for keeping the most dangerous position for herself.

But I still say the same thing now, there are no safety measures for doing this kind of thing, in case of any unexpected consequences, it is not something that You Lin and I can bear.

"I believe you and Linlin can make the base!"

"But I don't believe that You Lin and I..."

Tina overestimated us a bit.

I have great strength because I often cook, but I have never exercised seriously, so my arms have no muscles, and my body is very thin.

Not to mention You Lin, her breasts and buttocks are well-proportioned. She is 1.6 meters tall and weighs less than [-]. You can guess what the skeleton looks like. I am afraid that Tina will not even have a place to lay her feet.

"Ye Xi...Tina is right, we have to try!"

"Do you know what you're talking about???"

"I know, but now there is such a hole, there is no other way to get out."

"Do you want to stop procrastinating? If you procrastinate again, Uncle You and Aunt Han may find you..."

You Lin also agreed with Tina's idea. I didn't expect it. I was caught off guard, and Tina's words became more and more confident.

"Uncle You and Aunt Han are all asleep and looking for a fart? You have to fight for the opportunity yourself. We can't stay here all night, can we?"

"..."

"Besides, if Aunt You and Aunt Han don't find out tomorrow and think we've gone out to play, wouldn't the situation be worse? Are you afraid that Xia Tong will run away after she finds out?!"

"NMD, I shouldn't have come out with you today! I don't know how comfortable it is to sleep at home..."

"Then Linlin and I don't even have the chance to stack Arhats. Here, "every day should be called the ground is not working", are you willing? "

"I'm reluctant! But I really shouldn't listen to you and leave the phone behind. Even if it's turned off, it won't be like it is now. Watching a meteor shower is enough to lock myself up."

Today's incident proved a truth.

In modern society, we can live without everything, except mobile phones, and become a caveman in seconds when encountering some minor incidents.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, come and try! Linlin will be frozen into a mentally handicapped!"

"Then be careful, falling down is no joke."

I pulled out a chair so that You Lin could climb onto my shoulders more easily. Compared with two people climbing up and then standing up slowly, it was easier for me to stand up first.

"Ye Xi! Keep your shoulders steady and support the wall, so that if you fall down, your feet will still be on the ground."

"I will try my best."

To be honest, You Lin's request was a bit difficult, but it had to be done for the sake of safety, so I could only force my shoulders back.

"is this okay?"

"Well, Tina, come up quickly, hurry up!"

"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore."

I bear a weight that I shouldn't have to bear at this age, especially this shoulder stretching back. It seems nothing, but if you really do it, you will know that the shoulders are cramping every second.

Especially after Tina also stepped on it, if I hadn't been determined enough, I might have knelt on the spot. Compared to those circus actors, they are really awesome, and it doesn't matter if one person weighs several people. .

"Come on! Linlin! Stand up slowly, as long as I can catch the edge, I'm done."

"How can it be as simple as you said?!"

I can't see anything with my head down, but I can feel You Lin standing up slowly on my shoulders, her feet are shaking all the time.

"No, no! It's too high, I can't stand still!"

"You don't need to stabilize, you just need to stand up and let me grab the edge."

Tina said it easily, but You Lin's trembling feet told her that she was not at all relaxed all the time.

"Is that okay now?"

You Lin asked a question tentatively, but what she got afterwards was Tina's words full of disgust.

"What do you think? Your knees are still bent. I'm about [-] meters tall!"

"So what?"

"Little ancestor, I'm on the third floor now, why are you so cowardly? Even if you want to fall, I will fall. Ye Xi will definitely catch you when you fall! Stand up straighter!"

"so?"

"Straighter! Straighter! Still close!"

"How far is it?"

"Thirty or forty centimeters..."

Tina casually mentioned a number, perhaps in her opinion, this number is very common, and You Lin can easily touch it as long as she stands upright.

But she is not a base, so she will never know, You Lin visibly shook her feet after hearing this.

"No! No! Let's just give up. No matter how straight I stand, I don't know where my center of gravity is! Now "digging the ground" is easier than "going to the sky". "

"Don't! Victory is in sight! Otherwise, you stand up in one breath, and then I take the opportunity to grab the edge of the skylight. During the time I grab the edge, you quickly stabilize your center of gravity. To At the time, half of my body weight was on it, and you just acted as a support for me, and it didn’t really matter where the center of gravity was.”

……

"I will try my best."

After a moment of silence, You Lin gave an uncertain answer, which made Tina very dissatisfied.

"I can't try my best. Once I fall, I will be finished. Don't make any mistakes!"

"I know, but I can only try my best, hurry up!"

"Okay! Then you are ready, I will count three two one and you will stand up suddenly."

"Ah."

"three……"

The adam's apple rolled up and down, straining his shoulders with all his strength.

"two……"

The footsteps are in a figure eight shape, and at the same time, I listen carefully to the movement on my body. If I hear something wrong, I can't let You Lin and Tina fall down even if I act as a human cushion.

"One...jump!

The weight on the shoulders suddenly lightened a lot, and it was obvious that Tina grabbed the edge of the sunroof and transferred the weight to it, and I was able to stand up straight.

Even a centimeter more now will be decisive for Tina's climbing in the future.

"Linlin, support me!"

"Hold it! Hold it! Can you do it?"

"Okay, okay, wait for me to climb up!"

Hearing this, he let out a long sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the person who came now is Tina, and it needs to be replaced by other girls. Who can pull herself up in this situation, even Xia Tong can't do it.

"Ye Xi, let me down!"

"Good Le!"

You Lin sat directly on my shoulder, the unspeakable part was facing my neck, but I didn't think about it so much now, I carefully squatted against the wall, and when I got up, I saw Tina sitting motionless on the roof.

"What are you doing? Stop dawdling, go and call for help!"

"Why is it so high here? I don't dare to jump if it's not dark in winter!"

???

NMD, how did I forget this crop?

Then why are we working so hard here as stairs?

Serial

"Didn't you think about it when you went up?"

"I just thought about "going out", and subconsciously thought that "going up" was equivalent to "going out", who knew I would jump down! "

Tina leaned on the glass and looked downstairs cautiously, that expression was clearly "scared".

As a person with fear of heights, I can fully understand her current mood, but I can't understand her perfunctory plan. It is true that there are many loopholes, and it should be deduced carefully from beginning to end.

"Convinced! Just now you said that you are four or five meters tall, and you added our heights indiscriminately."

"Then didn't I not expect this crop?"

Tina still has little experience in "jumping from a building", thinking that four or five meters is nothing.

But four or five meters is already about the same height as the height I hung from the second floor of Xia Tong's house, and there will definitely be no good fruit to eat if it falls vertically.

"So what are you going to do now? Come back?"

Ever since Tina went up and realized that she was going to jump off the building, she just lay there motionless, and I almost knew it after watching it.

"..."

"Forget it, you'd better come back, jump down and I'll follow you, I won't let you fall if I fall!"

Tina is a girl after all, so you can't ask too much of her.

Before I jumped off the building at Xia Tong's house, it was all because of my dignity as a boy. No matter what I said, it was impossible for Xia Tong or Xia Tong's mother to do this kind of thing. Fat face.

But now Tina doesn't have such worries, safety is always the most important thing, this place is not as flat as Xia Tong's house, there are small stones everywhere outside, if you jump down and slip on your feet and fall, it will be a real thief The risk of "sit and die" is the least in comparison.